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Messages - Dantonumanoa Ongdolota Amycronicon

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GRAAWRGH DO NOT MOCK ME for if I walk off this ledge, fifty more shall take my place.

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"You're easily amused, aren't you?"

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Roleplay / Re: RPMVania
« on: May 31, 2010, 11:31:03 PM »
The toxin seeping from Medusa had corroded through Ammes's lance. Ammes immediately withdrew and slashed at her with a swath of light.

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Roleplay / Re: RPMVania
« on: May 31, 2010, 10:50:26 PM »
Ammes instinctively covered his... or rather, the area where his face would be with his arms. He didn't know whether or not he averted her gaze in time (or that he would be affected at all, since he didn't have a face as far as he could remember), but it looked as if he wasn't petrified.

"Crisis averted, it looks like."

A shadowy mass emanated from Ammes's hand and took the form of a lance. He stabbed at Medusa.

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Roleplay / Re: RPMVania
« on: May 31, 2010, 10:35:21 PM »
The woman had become snake-like, and had thrown Bluebeard against the wall, his armor falling apart. Ammes put up a wall of light, blocking the way in front of him so that the worm could not interfere, and fired long needles of light at Medusa.

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Gaming / Re: I say bad things about your favorite games!
« on: May 31, 2010, 10:29:26 PM »
Jak 3

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Forum Games / Re: "What Are You Thinking Now?"
« on: May 31, 2010, 05:09:04 PM »
Angular cheilitis is a bunch of crap.

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Ooh. Lookit me. I'm soooo wobbly. Woo-oo-oo-ooh.

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Forum Games / Re: The "What if" Game!
« on: May 31, 2010, 04:23:04 PM »
Then that one artwork would be pretty durn accurate.

What if...? (This message brought to you by Metlife)

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No? This ape must escape, then. Hoo!

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Off The Wall / Re: Post a Random Fact About Yourself
« on: May 31, 2010, 04:53:09 AM »
Or fake an internet article about it.
BRILLIANT!

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Off The Wall / Re: Post a Random Fact About Yourself
« on: May 31, 2010, 04:24:05 AM »
First off, my brother's ex used to save plastic cutlery. I threw them away when I did the dishes. When she asked, I acted like I broke them. Spectro, tell them that reusing that stuff will give you cancer of the tongue. That should solve the problem! ^_^
They won't believe me. They only believe bullshit hearsay from other "concerned parents".

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Forum Games / Re: "What Are You Thinking Now?"
« on: May 31, 2010, 03:42:13 AM »
Y'know, it's times like these I wish I didn't have crippling social anxiety disorder. Otherwise, I'd have moved out months ago.

Can anyone tell me how to recover from an orgasm?
Drink?

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Off The Wall / Re: Post a Random Fact About Yourself
« on: May 31, 2010, 02:48:22 AM »
Canceraliens are attacking!
You could tell them that taking shallow breaths are a precursor for cancer, and they'll start breathing like lottery winners for the rest of their lives.

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Gaming / Re: I say bad things about your favorite games!
« on: May 31, 2010, 02:41:50 AM »
Sim City 4.

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Gaming / Re: I say bad things about your favorite games!
« on: May 31, 2010, 02:32:08 AM »
First point was converting priests. Sorry if I didn't to the noise right.
Oh, that.
There will always be at least one CPU that will spam monks like the [tornado fang]ing dickens. They can convert everything you throw at them. It's annoying.

And you better pray that that CPU is not playing as the Aztecs.

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Off The Wall / Re: Post a Random Fact About Yourself
« on: May 31, 2010, 02:30:28 AM »
Plastic eventually greases up and breaks. Tiny cracks are always common in those kinds of reused cutlery. Why not just keep reusing a normal set of steel cutlery?
We do, but my parents like to save everything.

Also, they will believe any statement with the word "cancer" in it. This is the reason why I'm not allowed in the kitchen when the microwave is running.

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Off The Wall / Re: Post a Random Fact About Yourself
« on: May 31, 2010, 02:21:44 AM »
Way of the Asian, my friend. They think that as long as they get a short dip in water, the magical, occult forces of nature will keep it clean.

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Gaming / Re: I say bad things about your favorite games!
« on: May 31, 2010, 01:50:38 AM »
- Hahahaha, I got a buttload of units (HALEALEALEALEOOO) GOD DAMMIT DON'T TURN TO ENEMY SIDE
- How do you turn WHAT on?... AAAAA CATAPULT SPACE CARS
- Damn relic hunting. >_>
- Kill historical character = mission over "FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUU..."
- I THOUGHT WE HAD A PEACE TREATY. I LET DOWN MY GUARD BECAUSE OF THAT
-People still like to do that enemy/neutral/ally bullshit?
-And you're playing matches with people who use cheats?
-Relics are annoying.
-That's the price one pays for faithfulness to historical events.
-See first.

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Off The Wall / Re: The Mystery of the Forum Users - Take 4
« on: May 31, 2010, 01:28:47 AM »
You can be buzzed, but if you ease into the stuff, means less headaches.
Cool.

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Off The Wall / Re: Post a Random Fact About Yourself
« on: May 31, 2010, 01:20:33 AM »
My parents like to save used disposable cutlery and plates for future use.

Not for arts & crafts projects.

For eating.

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Gaming / Re: I say bad things about your favorite games!
« on: May 31, 2010, 01:07:15 AM »
Age of Empires II (with or without expansion)

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Roleplay / Re: RPMVania
« on: May 31, 2010, 01:03:54 AM »
The worm slowed to a stop and Ammes landed on the floor with a grunt. The worm stood erect and spit out a fireball, and Ammes put up a barrier that prevented him from being harmed by the fireball, but still was knocked away.
"This is not turning out too well for me..." said Ammes, floating upright, barely able to stand straight. He emitted a swath of light from his hand, hacking at the worm, while trying to move away from it. Behind him, he could see a woman lying down on the floor in a room.

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Off The Wall / Re: The Mystery of the Forum Users - Take 4
« on: May 31, 2010, 12:59:18 AM »
Harder stuff's good. But before you can enjoy something like Tequilla, you gotta go through the soft stuff. So you can last longer.
But I like being buzzed until the morning after.

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Forum Games / Re: "What Are You Thinking Now?"
« on: May 31, 2010, 12:23:06 AM »
Bi, actually. =3
I didn't know...
But I didn't mean to imply anything by that.

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