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« on: July 14, 2010, 05:46:04 PM »
The entire premise of Mario Kart: Double Dash (although I have never played it). I mean, what the hell was Nintendo thinking? It's useless and counterproductive; I don't know why most people favor THIS over Mario Kart Wii (although Wii sucked also because of the CPU). I mean, you have two characters, one for driving and another to use items. You can't tell me with a straight face that that is not a shitty concept for a Mario Kart game. The other character is useless. Don't bother. You already have ONE character who can do both.
Also, the Golden Mushroom and the Triple Shells were assigned to Toad/Toadette and Koopa Troopa/Paratroopa as unique items respectively? Come on. And the Blue Shell has been gimped so that it only hits the character in first place. And the Fake Item Box has been gimped to the point of no return. [chameleon sting]ing A.
And one last thing: The karts look retarded, and their names are retarded. THIS is easily the worst Mario Kart game of all time.
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