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Forum Games / Re: Comment on the Previous Signature.

« on: March 15, 2010, 02:08:57 AM »

*shoots a few rounds in the air* All right people, this is a holdup! All the money in the bank will be MEIN! Nobody try any funny [parasitic bomb] or your lives are MEIN!

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Gaming / Re: You're Playing It Wrong

« on: March 15, 2010, 01:39:25 AM »

Yeah, well karts have a longer mini-turbo time period from drifting. Bikes are like karts that are just there to be a pain in the dick when you're driving them... in my opinion, that is.

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Gaming / Re: You're Playing It Wrong

« on: March 14, 2010, 10:43:00 PM »

If you want the quickest way to beat the original SMB and you're playing a stage other than 1-1, 1-2, 4-1, 4-2, and all of World 8, then why are you trying?

In Mario Kart Wii: If you can't stay far, far ahead of your opponents while you're in 1st on 50cc, then don't ever touch a gaming console again.

Also Mario Kart Wii related: If you don't know how to properly utilize the best karts in the world, the Mini Beast, the Wild Wing and the Flame Flyer, then you are doing it wrong... but you can let your preferences decide.

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Off The Wall / Re: Reposted Picture Thread (56K Warning)

« on: March 13, 2010, 11:40:23 PM »

That was great, Akira! now I kinda wanna be in a pokeball.... weird...

If that cigarette is "electronic", what exactly are you smoking?

Akira you're so crazy.


Smexy ninja chicks, anyone?

Why do all chicks gotta have cat ears?

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Off The Wall / Re: Bounty hunters! We don't need their scum.

« on: March 13, 2010, 08:37:03 PM »

Don't forget Boba's father, Jango... oh wait, he's dead. Never mind.

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Off The Wall / Re: Bounty hunters! We don't need their scum.

« on: March 13, 2010, 07:57:34 PM »

Why couldn't the bounty hunters follow Coronado after he left the school and sort of... spy on him... and apprehend him afterwards?

Also, why do bounty hunters still exist?

EDIT: Disregard these statements, I see these problems have already been mentioned. Texas is a scary place.

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Forum Games / Re: "What Are You Thinking Now?"

« on: March 13, 2010, 03:56:25 AM »

1. "I fear my reading level is lower than the average person's..."

2. "Mario Kart Wii is a pain in the dick."

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Off The Wall / Re: Rare Penguin Discovered

« on: March 12, 2010, 01:52:23 AM »

An all-black penguin? Is it going to a funeral?

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Off The Wall / Re: For or against..

« on: March 09, 2010, 08:43:24 PM »

On that note, I think Diet Soda is one of the most pointless things I've ever heard of.

Not to mention contradictory and counterproductive.

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Off The Wall / Re: For or against..

« on: March 09, 2010, 04:25:42 AM »

Except the former happened and the latter didn't. But the McDonald's salad you eat with that Big Mac and super-sized fries and Coke of yours won't make you healthier now, will it? Getting a salad there will be utterly pointless.

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Original / Re: MegaMan 10 - More Playable Blues

« on: March 08, 2010, 10:29:03 PM »

Man he must've gotten a lot of moolah!

Also...I WON I WON I WON!

My head almost asploded from that picture of yours. I wanted to be there, but unfortunately, I was busy...

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Forum Games / Re: The "What if" Game!

« on: March 08, 2010, 10:19:53 PM »

Then you'd be obligated to make a special appearance in the sequel to The Incredibles... if there's gonna be one.

What if I was a cowboy-samurai-viking hybrid?

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Original / Re: MM10's Arsenal?

« on: March 08, 2010, 07:20:31 PM »

10's weapons are a lot harder to use, especially when you're fighting the RMs. Also, you don't have much ammo to work with. But the W-Tanks more than make up for this.

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Gaming / Re: You're Playing It Wrong

« on: March 08, 2010, 07:04:27 PM »

Everybody should know this one: If you do not know how to drift properly on Mario Kart. If that's the case, then you are most definitely NOT playing it wrong. [/sarcasm]

Also: If you happen to have a hard time with Sheep Man's stage, then you are seriously doing it [tornado fang]ing wrong.

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Forum Games / Re: Add a caption to the previous poster's avatar, ROUND TWO!

« on: March 08, 2010, 01:13:33 AM »

"You're just jealous because I'm a bad ass Pokèmon trainer, and all Pokèmon trainers are bad ass!"

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Forum Games / Re: Comment on the Previous Signature.

« on: March 08, 2010, 01:03:52 AM »

Stay away from my Mary Sue.

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Off The Wall / Re: For or against..

« on: March 07, 2010, 07:58:04 PM »

What's really uncanny is that I can taste and feel subtle things in the food each fast food chain serves.

Also: I don't think Super Size Me is propaganda, I think Morgan Spurlock was trying to pull a publicity stunt of sorts.

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Off The Wall / Re: For or against..

« on: March 07, 2010, 04:19:51 AM »

I do like my fast food sometimes, but I have something against McDonald's. ESPECIALLY after watching Super Size Me. But if it weren't for the diet I'm on right now, I'd end up feeling like [parasitic bomb]. This gives more truth to the adage "you are what you eat".

I WANT MY SONIC, DENNY'S, JOE'S CRAB SHACK AND LONG JOHN SILVER'S IN MY NYC ALREADY DAMMIT

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Forum Games / Re: You encounter: A new topic!

« on: March 06, 2010, 08:30:30 PM »

Throw lots of junk in its path 'till it can't suck no more.

You encounter a team of teenagers with attitude.

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Forum Games / Re: Add a caption to the previous poster's avatar, ROUND TWO!

« on: March 06, 2010, 01:36:03 AM »

"Oh... my... GOOOOOOD!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY SHOWER?! GET OUT!!!"

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News and Announcements / Re: Official Promo Video for Forte DLC on Rockman 10 and other things!

« on: March 06, 2010, 01:34:37 AM »

I'm 100 points short of the entire DLC list... Waah...

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Off The Wall / Re: Post Pictures Of Yourself

« on: March 06, 2010, 01:33:00 AM »

OK, so not all of you got caught... Okay, I'll stop playing NYPD detective. Carry on.

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Off The Wall / Re: Post Pictures Of Yourself

« on: March 06, 2010, 01:26:21 AM »

As one narcissistic webmaster once said, "There's no shame in masturbation unless you get caught." You all got caught, so SHAME ON YOUR ASSES! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

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General / Re: autocensor

« on: March 06, 2010, 01:18:02 AM »

That wasn't meant to be taken seriously.

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General / Re: autocensor

« on: March 06, 2010, 01:16:10 AM »

I'LL WASH YOUR MOUTH WITH SOAP, YOUNG MAN