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Off The Wall / Re: Image Request

« on: April 08, 2010, 12:42:22 AM »

Why is this in Forum Games?

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Off The Wall / Re: The Feel-Good-About-Yourself Thread

« on: April 07, 2010, 12:44:05 AM »

no no gais

yur doin it rong

:C

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Fan Creations / Re: borockman's fun fun art thread!

« on: April 06, 2010, 09:01:04 PM »

Hanukkah Ninja? Bastille Ninja? St. Patrick Ninja? Father's/Mother's Day Ninja? Steven's Day Ninja? New Year Ninja?

December 21st 2012 Ninja?

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Off The Wall / Re: Birthday Thread~

« on: April 06, 2010, 10:59:50 AM »

Happy birthday, DarkWaltz. x3

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Gaming / Re: Sonic the Hedgehog 4 (Wii, PS3, 360)

« on: April 06, 2010, 10:10:30 AM »

Flame, how dare you even begin to suggest this game should be anything at all less than stellar? Vidjagaems are serious business! I should stab you in the eye with a ball-point pen for your heresy!

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Off The Wall / Re: Reposted Picture Thread (56K Warning)

« on: April 06, 2010, 02:27:13 AM »

Who do you think...?

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Off The Wall / Re: Birthday Thread~

« on: April 06, 2010, 01:29:27 AM »

Happy birthday Cephi~!

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Off The Wall / Re: The Feel-Good-About-Yourself Thread

« on: April 06, 2010, 01:23:31 AM »

I made this stupid thread.

YAY ME

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Forum Games / Re: "What Are You Thinking Now?"

« on: April 05, 2010, 11:51:21 PM »

It's just our friendly neighbourhood Acid.

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Fan Creations / Re: Madness of ST Jestah

« on: April 05, 2010, 10:01:23 PM »

Hahah, awesome stuff. Looks a tad different than I imagined; I imagined it as having ultra-pale skin, more spread-out wings and a totally straight pose, but hey, I'm not complaining. Looks great.

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Fan Creations / Re: Rythm and Groove - Artwork, Poetry and Prose of Lucky Star

« on: April 05, 2010, 08:41:14 PM »

HAY GAIS I ROTE SUM YAOI

(click to show/hide)

He looked around the room, trying to ascertain where his other half was. A thousand thoughts raced through his mind, but most prevalent of all was the nagging doubt in the back of his mind; this is a bad idea, it told him, a bad idea and you should be ashamed of yourself. He fought to cast these negative thoughts and emotions aside, or at least keep them at bay until his man arrived. He heard a short series of sounds like steps, and he knew it was him. He had come for him as promised.

"Honey, I'm home," the newcomer cooed warmly. He just sat on the bed and shuffled his feet nervously, trying to avoid making eye contact.

"Hi," he managed to mumble underneath his breath. He liked Azathoth as a friend, of course - it had been that way for as long as he could remember, eons and eons before the first stars were even born. He had never considered doing this, but Azathoth assured him it was perfectly fine.

"What's wrong, my little Cthulhu?" purred Azathoth, gently raising a tentacle and stroking it across his friend's facial region. Cthulhu looked away in embarassment.

"I'm not sure about this, Azathoth," he breathed, almost ashamed to say it.

"It's alright," said Azathoth comfortingly, "It's perfectly natural. I won't hurt you, I promise."

Cthulhu knew he could trust his old friend on anything, and yet still his mind protested. He skimmed furiously through his mind to find an excuse, any excuse, to avoid it.

"But...what if I become a vessel for your protoplasmic spawnlings?"

"That only happens to female Elder Gods, silly," teased Azathoth, "Besides, you're nothing like that [classy lady] Shub-Niggurath, with her thousand young..."

"I don't know," stammered Cthulhu hurriedly, "I mean, I like you, Azie, I like you a lot...but...as a friend, you know? I just don't think I'm ready for..."

Before he could say anything more, Azathoth was on top of him. Cthulhu's eyes widened with a strange mixture of dread and excitement; loathe as he was to admit it, he was actually quite excited about this, but he could barely bring himself to admit that even in his own thoughts.

"A-Azathoth..."

"Ssssssh," whispered Azathoth, allowing his manifold tendrils to slowly slide across the bed sheets and coil around Cthulhu's arms and chest. Cthulhu bit the lower fold of his feeding orifice sheepishly, nervous and yet eager at the same time.

Slowly but steadily, Azathoth began to rock back and forth atop Cthulhu, sinking his infinite tentacles into his mate's orifices, dripping with oozing moisture and hungry for loving. Gradually, he began to speed up - ever more and more, harder and harder, fiercer and fiercer, until at last he was writhing and convulsing atop the aquatic deity like a starved beast from beyond the stars.

Cthulhu could feel his hearts-rates increase and his temperature rise slowly in his body. These feelings were alien, even to a cosmic being such as himself; never before had he felt the strange yet undeniably thrilling rush of preternatural fluids to his reproductive organs, and yet as Azathoth continued to pound away on him, the feeling only increased. With every passing second, the pleasure became more and more irresistable and magnificent, until he could scarcely think to live without such bodily excitement.

"Oh, Azathoth! Oh, oh, oh," Cthulhu moaned, panting heavily while his big, strong, handsome, prototypically-abbhorent dominator thrashed atop him madly. The two extrastellar beings, caught in the voluptuous throes of their magnificent passion, wailed and cried out blasphemous cacophonies of sheer amorous delight, engaged in the most wondrous bout of libidinous insanity ever achieved by beings of their grotesque forms.

At last, Azathoth could hold it in no more; with one final elated shriek, he released his mellifluous ichor into every concievable orifice in Cthulhu's body. Gallons of thick, slimy, liquescent emanation of all imaginable colours - and them even some - poured out, drenching the bed and Azathoth's submissive mate in a sea of orgasmic glory. Both parties panted loudly and audibly, especially Azathoth, who let his exhausted tentacles return to his luminescent berth.

Cthulhu slowly sat up upon the the bedrest and managed a shy little smile.

"Thank you..."

Azathoth smiled back at him, and the two eldritch abominations shared a single, tender hug.

They were together.

K LIEK ENJOY LOL

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Fan Creations / Re: Art of DarkWaltz *4-04-10 Happy Easter!*

« on: April 05, 2010, 11:31:09 AM »

Mmmmh, colourful~

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Off The Wall / Re: Reposted Picture Thread (56K Warning)

« on: April 05, 2010, 11:24:51 AM »

The World?

If we're going by that, then the answer is the number 22.

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Fan Creations / Re: borockman's fun fun art thread!

« on: April 05, 2010, 01:31:56 AM »

Go-go Kittynigma~

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Off The Wall / The Feel-Good-About-Yourself Thread

« on: April 05, 2010, 01:18:22 AM »

This is sort of like the "praise the above poster" game, except the aim here is to post an achievement you're proud of, something you like about yourself, or just anything that will make you or other people feel good about yourself. You're more than free - in fact, encouraged - to post something good about another member of the forum on something that you thought was impressive or just something you like about that person.

Basically, just post something to boost your self-esteem or someone else's. I'll start.

I have nice hair.

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Forum Games / Re: "What Are You Thinking Now?"

« on: April 04, 2010, 11:43:43 PM »

Ah yes, it's rated M, mindfuckery can't be exluded from a game like that? 

No, I like mindfuckery. I just wish the final boss wasn't a middle-aged gimp with bad teeth. :C

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Off The Wall / Re: The Avatar / Signature Changing Thread

« on: April 04, 2010, 11:42:27 PM »

I like this.

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Forum Games / Re: "What Are You Thinking Now?"

« on: April 04, 2010, 09:54:55 PM »

What the hell, Suda? I'm sorry, I love No More Heroes and the way your crazy mind works, but what's the deal with...that...as the final boss of the sequel?

Damnit, if it wasn't for the dramatic punch to her defeat, Alice would have been a much better final boss.

And not enough Henry.

TwT

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Off The Wall / Re: Boobies. :3

« on: April 04, 2010, 08:58:35 PM »

Now show us some tits.

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Gaming / Re: Sonic the Hedgehog 4 (Wii, PS3, 360)

« on: April 04, 2010, 08:50:21 PM »

Have I mentioned I love the stage names? Especially Mad Gear and Egg Station. I don't know, I've just always had a fondness for the mechanical levels' names.

Mmmmmmmmmmh, Scrap Brain Zone~

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Off The Wall / Re: Reposted Picture Thread (56K Warning)

« on: April 04, 2010, 01:36:49 PM »

This thread becomes a spider thread.

I'd make a joke about spiders spinning threads here, but that would just be awful and unfunny.

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Off The Wall / Re: Reposted Picture Thread (56K Warning)

« on: April 04, 2010, 01:26:53 PM »

Er, never mind. I thought you were quoting my post there.

I'm an idiot.

To make up for my foolish foolishness, have this.





And here's how this baby works:

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Off The Wall / Re: The Mystery of the Forum Users - Take 4

« on: April 04, 2010, 01:20:25 PM »

I appreciate the welcome, Lameass. Do you mind me just calling you Lameass? I'm not trying to be a douche, I just think you've got a mad funny/cool screen name.

He used to be called Irgendein Typ or just Irgy. =3

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Fan Creations / Re: Art of DarkWaltz *4-01-10 UPDATE WIP Some Color*

« on: April 04, 2010, 01:15:40 PM »

'Tis indeed a most delicious pose. And so...teasing. x3

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Off The Wall / Re: Reposted Picture Thread (56K Warning)

« on: April 04, 2010, 01:03:38 PM »

Please tell me this is only a photoshop.

Obviously it's not real. It's a photomanipulated image of Laura Dern from a David Lynch film.

If you know who David Lynch is, this should all make a lot of sense.