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Roleplay / Re: The Busier World of RPM!

« on: April 18, 2010, 02:46:48 PM »

From the castle's throne room, Deathwatch spread his hands apart and summoned a small window in dimensional space. His master's face appeared in it and he spoke to him.

"My lord," he declared proudly, "The Darkaiser Castle has successfully grounded itself and established its foundation upon a section of the land. The plan was a success."

"Wonderful!" cackled Blackmore with manic excitement, "Absolutely astoundingly superb!" He looked down at the Beast he was still standing upon. "Thank you kindly, my dear Beast. Your work here is done."

"No problem. It's been a pleasure doing business with ya."

With that, the Beast and his demonic horde of evil, eldritch things returned into the pit leading to The Abyss. The crater sealed itself over, leaving only a few smoldering cracks as a reminder of what had once been there. It still looked as though it could somehow be opened, though...

"And with that, I bid thee adieu! Farewell! Hyahahahahahahahahahah~"

With a tip of his hat and a swish of his cape, the devious madman vanished in a blaze of dark flames, leaving for his new castle's land.

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Fan Creations / Re: I MAKE ART

« on: April 18, 2010, 01:05:24 PM »

There's a combination of themes I never thought I'd see in the same picture!

I should know better. :C

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Roleplay / Re: The Busier World of RPM!

« on: April 18, 2010, 04:56:31 AM »

Lucky shook his head. "That would be Lord Blackmore...he's sort of my arch-enemy. This is pretty normal with him around. You get used to it."

Blackmore, from atop the Beast's head, looked over into the distance and saw that his castle had taken a chunk of land in the wastelands for itself. His grin spread even further across his shadowy face as he shut the book.

"And that, dear people, is the end of that chapter. Thank you all, you've been such a wonderful audience!"

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Roleplay / Re: The Busier World of RPM!

« on: April 18, 2010, 04:40:27 AM »

Lucky smiled. "Well, I'm Lucky." He extended a hand. "Pleased to meet ya!"

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Roleplay / Re: The Busier World of RPM!

« on: April 18, 2010, 04:33:10 AM »

Lucky, seeing someone landing on his ship, immediately climbed out of the cockpit and ran onto the bow. He approached the brown-haired young man and helped him get to his feet.

"Wow, that must have been some fall you had," he said with a quaint little smile. He looked up and down at the newcomer and blinked curiously. "You look...familiar. Do I know you?"

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Roleplay / Re: The Busier World of RPM!

« on: April 18, 2010, 03:49:34 AM »

From behind the throne emerged Deathwatch, who had been observing the intruder's presence since he arrived. He threw his arm out and wrapped a skeletal hand around the man's neck, gripping it tightly and dragging him out of the chair and up to suitable face level.

"I don't know who you are or how you got in here," snarled Deathwatch, his eyes burning ragefully, "But I suggest you take your leave this very insant. Unless you would like me to tighten my grip and force your eyeballs out of your sockets like smashed grapes."

With his free hand he sliced a portal with his scythe, then forcibly threw the man through it, back to the outside world, and sealed it shut again. The sketch creations instantly faded and his master's throne returned to its usual form.

"The things I do in the name of evil..."

The castle, now settled firmly into the hellish wasteland, erected a large fountain of dark flames around it and numerous smaller black structures nearby it.

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Forum Games / Re: "What Are You Thinking Now?"

« on: April 18, 2010, 02:27:03 AM »

YOU'RE MINE, SLAVE

As you command, my master. *Bows*

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Roleplay / Re: The Busier World of RPM!

« on: April 18, 2010, 02:20:10 AM »

The Beast roared again, standing in the pit with its mighty body stretching out upwards, and Blackmore watched joyfully as the demonic hordes wreaed chaos below.

The castle, having fixed itself to this particular spot, proceeded to fire a beam of dark energy into the ground below, blowing a large crater into the barren wasteland floor. It slowly lowered itself down to the ground, retracted the tentacles anchoring it there, and fixed itself into the fiery crater here in the wastelands.

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Fan Creations / Re: Sapph's random crap (Help me get my butt in gear please!)

« on: April 17, 2010, 11:58:15 PM »

*Sniffles and wipes away a tear* The memories...

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Roleplay / Re: The Busier World of RPM!

« on: April 17, 2010, 10:47:19 PM »

"And from the skies rained fire, and from the earth grew fire, and the inferno of the pit rose up and gathered around the people. The land became scorched by the demonic hellfire, and the Beast ruled over its terrible domain ever more."

The Darkaiser Castle found an area somewhere in the Badlands where nobody resided. It slowed its movement and sent a number of black tendrils crashing into the ground below.

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Roleplay / Re: The Busier World of RPM!

« on: April 17, 2010, 05:22:22 PM »

"And lo, the Beast was not pleased with the homage and worship offered unto it; for it wanted not such things, but only to sow the seeds of destruction and rain fire upon all the land. And though the men and women continued to offer unto it worship, the Beast gave them no such mercy. And their god saw this and wept."

While all this was happening, the Darkaiser Castle continued to move. It was moving away from the site of the pit, seemingly moving towards a part of the land scarcely touched by the citizens since anyone cared to remember.

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Fan Creations / Re: *squeak**squeak*

« on: April 17, 2010, 02:30:48 PM »

Very nice sketches there. I like the way you draw hair and beards.

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Gaming / Re: Pokemon Trainer Dress Up thing.

« on: April 17, 2010, 02:24:58 PM »

I tried making one of me. But I didn't like it very much. :C

The hair isn't long-short and scruffy enough, and no Snover or Sealeo saddens me. Spheal is still good, though.

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Forum Games / Re: "What Are You Thinking Now?"

« on: April 17, 2010, 02:10:48 PM »

Well, since I'm a butler now, I need a master. Who shall be my Ojou-sama?

Any takers~?

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Fan Creations / Re: Art of DarkWaltz *4-15-10 Facemaker Icons.*

« on: April 17, 2010, 12:37:33 PM »

Awesome mugshots, hahah. x3

I tried making one of myself...but I didn't really like it so I didn't save it. :C

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Fan Creations / Re: borockman's fun fun art thread!

« on: April 17, 2010, 12:34:06 PM »

Shinobu and Lucky Star.

Aw hell yeah! Lookit that 'stache! =D

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Roleplay / Re: The Busier World of RPM!

« on: April 17, 2010, 12:30:44 PM »

Lucky watched the carnage from afar, wondering whether or not to get involved. He knew well enough that Blackmore never had any motivation behind what he did, other than a twisted desire to wreak havoc and cause devestation. He was chaos incarnate, it seemed.

Lucky sighed and walked back to the main cockpit of his ship. He couldn't just sit here while Hell was, quite literally, being raised.

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The pit seemed to go on forever and ever. No matter how many things were slain, more and more rose out of the pit to tarnish the world of the living. Blackmore was, of course, taking great pleasure in watching the world descend into insantiy beneath him. As though to accentuate his blasphemy, he reached into his cap and produced a large book, leather-bound, with a crimson cover and a large pentacle on the front. He opened it towards the end and flipped through a few pages until he found what he was looking for. In a loud, booming, dramatic voice, he read it aloud.

"And yea the pit did open, and the ground was torn, and the sky was coloured dark with blood and shadows; and from the pit did emerge foul daemons, the legions of Hell, to bring despair to saint and sinner alike."

The ground rumbled again, and the cracks spread even further across the ground. More and more flames blasted out of the fissures on the earth, hissing and seething and spitting out like fiery tongues.

"And as the men and women of mortals screamed and howled lamentations and prayed, a great Beast emerged from the fiery pit. They beheld the Beast, having a body like blazing hellfire, and six arms, and four horns, and many eyes, and a maw like the pit itself. They beheld in awe and fear as the Beast emerged, climbed from the inferno of the pit, and with flames issuing from its many eyes and mouth, gave a roar that shook the world."

Indeed, as Blackmore read out the verse, the Beast he described slowly emerged, clambering its way out of The Abyss and and bellowing fire from all over its gigantic body.

"RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWR!"

"And yea, though the world of mortals feared the Beast, they stood in awe of its great power. And in their fear and awe, they abandoned their god and fell to their knees and gave worship to the Beast."

Blackmore, grinning like a madman - which he was, of course - leapt from the high tower and landed on top of the Beast's head.

"And the people offered worship upon the Beast, and they declared thus: "Who is like unto the Beast? WHO IS ABLE TO MAKE WAR WITH HIM?""

Little did anyone notice the Darkaiser Castle, moving ever so slowly.

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Fan Creations / Re: borockman's fun fun art thread!

« on: April 17, 2010, 02:34:25 AM »

Seeeeeeeeealeeeeeeeo~

Please? D:

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Roleplay / Re: The Busier World of RPM!

« on: April 17, 2010, 01:32:40 AM »

Blackmore laughed heartily at Nova's bold bravado below him.

"Oh, you simplistic little boy! How magnificent you are! You see that hole there? The big flaming crater you're standing beside? That, my dear boy, is The Abyss. You may know it as Hell, Gehenna, Shaitan, Abaddon, Tartarus...an evil rose by any other name would be just as deliciously hideous, as the saying goes. At any rate, I do reccomend you move. I somehow doubt the pleasant little creatures that live down there will be too pleased about my impetuous interruption~!"

A soul-chilling noise, the combined cacophony of thousands of eldritch beings moaning, gnashing, hissing, roaring, growling and shrieking all at once, emerged from the flaming pit. With it came things; things so undeniably monstrous and fiendish that they could only be described as things, or demons, or monsters. These things were of the foulest nightmares, things that could only be conjured forth by a horrendously gruesome mind, baroque beings that defied all senses of logic, taste and sanity. These nightmarish things crawled, leapt, flew and emerged from the burning inferno of The Abyss in their hundreds.

"I'm. Just. Getting. Started."

[[Does this mean everyone's dead?]]

No. Nothing has been destroyed. There is, however, a gigantic crater where eldritch abominations are coming to desecrate the land.

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Roleplay / Re: The Busier World of RPM!

« on: April 17, 2010, 01:14:53 AM »

"100% power achieved, sir," declared Deathwatch, "Now preparing launch of the Eye of Dante."

"Marvellous! Ohhhhh, I don't know why I didn't think of this sooner, hyeheheheheheheheheheh~"

Slowly, the eye below the castle opened up and glared down at the rumbling ground below. It began to glow a sinister crimson hue. Deathwatch began the countdown.

"Five."

Energy gathered in the centre of the eye.

"Four."

The ground began to shake even more agitatedly.

"Three."

A. Lucky looked at the flying castle in the distance. "The hell?"

"Two."

Lucky, from the front of his ship, was also staring at the castle in the sky. "That can't be good..."

"One."

The energy stopped flowing into the eye. It was now pulsing madly, with thick veins of red energy glowing around the centre. There was a cold, ominous silence. Even the air seemed to stop moving.

"Fire the Eye of Dante!"

It did just that. In one mighty blast, a gigantic laser beam of blood-red energy crashed straight into the earth below, shattering through the ground and releasing a powerful shockwave across the burning floor. In that moment, a series of huge cracks appeared along the ground and spread out like a mostrous spider's legs. The ground rumbled and shook like the very planet was being thrown across the sky. Flames quickly began to issue forth from the fissures and cracks spread madly across the ground. Blackmore watched with grim delight as his plan unfolded before him.

Soon afterwards, the laser slowed down and eventually dissipated, leaving a gigantic flaming crater where it burned its way through the ground. Everything seemed quiet once again.

And then, from seemingly nowhere, came a mighty roar that seemed to shake the planet to its very core.

"Behold, RPM!" declared Blackmore, who had scaled the castle and was now standing at the very topmost tower, his cape billowing in the dark sky theatrically and terribly, "Your worst nightmare! Hell on earth is here at last! HYAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH~!"

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Fan Creations / Re: Tai's thread of stuff and a fighting game.

« on: April 16, 2010, 11:45:25 PM »

Yay, Arcanine Growlithe! =D Very cute~

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Roleplay / Re: The Busier World of RPM!

« on: April 16, 2010, 11:42:36 PM »

"95%, sir. One minute remaining."

The ground began to shake and rumble even more violently, and a large cannon in the shape of a monstrous eye appeared from below the castle.

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Roleplay / Re: The Busier World of RPM!

« on: April 16, 2010, 09:16:04 PM »

"85%, my lord. Five minutes remain until full power is achieved."

The ground beneath Darkaiser Castle began to shake slightly.

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Fan Creations / Re: borockman's fun fun art thread!

« on: April 16, 2010, 11:09:58 AM »

Something about Flame's expression and the suit he's in just doesn't seem right, and that's why it's so awesomely hilarious. xD

Mirby looks decidedly enthusiastic for someone who's stuck in the belly of a Munchlax.

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Roleplay / Re: The Busier World of RPM!

« on: April 16, 2010, 11:08:01 AM »

Blackmore chuckled a little to himself. "Poor boy. Oh well, I'm sure he'll be alright." He turned around to Deathwatch. "How are preparations going?"

"We are almost ready to commence the operation, my lord," he said, "The Eye of Dante is at 75% power. It will take just another ten minutes to achieve full power."

"Hyahahahahahahah~" Blackmore cackled to himself, practically dancing around the room with giddy delight, "Wonderful, wonderful! Prepare yourselves, RPM - for the skies are darkening, dark forces are gathering, and all hope is being abandoned...the end is nigh! Hyahahahahahahahahahah!"