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Forum Games / Re: Praise the above poster!

« on: July 26, 2009, 02:13:52 PM »

As I came to read his reply, I noticed his avatar featured a chick with armour and a sword. Guys I dig chicks with swords.

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Forum Games / Re: Praise the above poster!

« on: July 26, 2009, 02:10:50 PM »

Never runs out of things to praise.

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Forum Games / Re: Make up a Crazy Lie about the Above Poster

« on: July 26, 2009, 02:10:30 PM »

His real name is Baal.

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Forum Games / Re: Make a Wish and have it horribly corrupted, RPM Edition!

« on: July 26, 2009, 02:08:59 PM »

Granted, but once the day is up, PB gets his own back. Hohoho.

I wish my brother would listen to me.

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Forum Games / Re: Add a caption to the previous poster's avatar, ROUND TWO!

« on: July 26, 2009, 02:07:01 PM »

"Interesting...mweheheheheheh..."

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Forum Games / Re: Praise the above poster!

« on: July 26, 2009, 02:05:04 PM »

Has an amusing name.

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Roleplay / Re: The Busy World of Rockman Perfect Memories

« on: July 26, 2009, 02:02:52 PM »

Nick resisted the urge to sigh. "Well, should we go, maybe?"

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Fan Creations / Re: The Super Groovey Thread of Stuff - Now with added poetry!

« on: July 26, 2009, 02:01:47 PM »

Have some more. Short, but I figured I'd write something.

(click to show/hide)

It was a splendid April morning, less than a week from the birthday of the Morgan family air, and Patricia was seated on the balcony, sipping ice-cold lemonade that had been freshly squeezed for her to enjoy. She had everything she could want in life: good health, a loving family, financial security and many good friends. Alas, she was still missing one thing: somebody she could love and cherish as a significant other. Her parents had arranged countless suitors to court her, but none of them had met her - or, heaven forbid, her mother's - expectations, and they were quickly shooed away. Her mother always stressed that money was not important, that love was all that counted. She didn't love any of them. A few of them were nice, handsome and gentlemanly, but the rest were either pompous, vain, shallow, greedy or just plain ignorant. She could feel no amorous attraction for any of them, but her parents maintained that patience was a virtue, and that she would have to wait for the perfect fellow to arrive.

In her mind, she checked off all the features she thought her perfect man would have: tall, well-built but not muscular; neat, tidy and respectable; a good sense of humour; loyal and protective; kind, gentle and caring; able to walk, talk and act like a gentleman; a true knight from the fairy tales of lore. And a white horse to sweep her onto and ride away on wouldn't hurt either.

The doorbell rang. Patricia put down her glass and went back inside, down the stairs and into the main hall, where the head butler Winston had arrived to open the door.

"Don't trouble yourself, Winston," said Patricia with a smile, striding over to open the door herself.

-----

It had taken all day, but at last, Evan arrived at the Morgan estate. As soon as he reached the gates and saw the house, surrounded on all sides by well-trimmed and perfectly green hedges, he was taken aback. Having resided in a cheap flat all his life, seeing this marvel of architecture was an incredible sight. The grandiose, majestic building, with its five tiers of flooring, polished alabaster walls and magnificently arched roof, had left the poor lad speechless. After the gates had been opened, he strolled down the driveway, which seemed to stretch onwards for miles to him. Trailing his bicycle beside him, he glanced in amazement at the garden - everything was so neat and tidy, each plot of grass its own unique kingdom, thriving with wondrous flora he had never even seen before.

He came to the front door, left his bicycle in front of the house, stepped onto the porch and, with a nervous cough to clear his throat, rang the doorbell. The package was in his hands. He heard footsteps, and the faint voice of a girl telling somebody named Winston not to trouble himself. Must be the maid, he figured, come to open the door. He put on a polite smile, hoping to at least walk away with a tip.

Instead, when the door opened, he was confronted by the most beautiful girl he had ever seen. Long, blonde hair; shimmering sapphire eyes; a pretty little smile; wearing a dainty Summer camisole and frilly little skirt. He was left awestruck in her presence, and when she greeted him, he could only mumble nonsense to himself as his mind tried to overcome her dazzling beauty and find the right words to say.

"I, er...I b-brou...g-got...well, er...er...thingy...thingies..."

The girl tipped her head to the side every so slightly, letting her lovely golden locks spill over a little. "Pardon?"

"Er, p-pardon, well, er...pa...pack..." Evan shut his eyes and tried his best to concentrate, but when he opened them again, he found them betraying him and looking down. No, don't look at her breasts! his mind yelled at his eyes, Ignore them! Forget her cleavage, just give her the fu--

"Package!" he blurted out suddenly, his thoughts snapping back into place almost as quickly as his eyes. "Package, yes! I...I'm here to deliver this package to a one..." He glanced at the label. "Patricia Morgan."

The girl smiled. "That would be me," she said softly, reaching out and taking the package from him. Evan nodded feverishly, wearing a completely unrealistic grin, trying not to peer at the young lady's skirt. Mustn't peer at the young lady's skirt, he thought to himself. Oh, god, I wonder what colour panties she's wearing...

The girl looked at the box, then back at Evan, still smiling warmly. "Is that all?"

Probably white. White and frilly, with lace on them and all...

"Excuse me," said the girl, "Is that all?"

"Panties," declared Evan. "I mean, er, breasts! I mean, er..." He noticed the girl's bemused expression and cleared his throat. "Er, yes. That's all. Of course."

The girl smiled again. "Alright, well, thank you very much."

"Thank you very much for choosing SpeedCo Deliveries," said Evan proudly, momentarily forgetting that customers weren't usually interesting in the delivery company as long as they got their package. With a smile, the girl closed the door.

Evan quickly whirled around and let his legs stumble, his back against the door. He felt something strange, an emotion he hadn't before experienced. He wiped his brow, grinning like an imbecile. "I'm in love!"

-----

Patricia closed the door, holding her package happily.

"Who was it, my dear?" asked Winston.

"Oh, just some delivery boy. Looked rather scruffy."

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Roleplay / Re: The Busy World of Rockman Perfect Memories

« on: July 26, 2009, 01:38:28 PM »

Nick lowered his eyes wearily.

"Any idea where it might be?"

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Forum Games / Re: "What Are You Thinking Now?"

« on: July 25, 2009, 04:04:38 PM »

Devo the Cursed

freaks the stuffing out of me. @_@ Granted, most Jojo villains are scary/crazy - infantcidal maniacs, tongue-ripping beetles, zombie fog, dagger-wielding killers lurking in the mirror - but none chill me as much as Devo. Probably because his Stand is a SCARY [tornado fang]ing DOLL WITH RUSTY NAILS FOR TEETH.

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Fan Creations / Re: Flame's Art Thread MK ll.

« on: July 25, 2009, 03:49:56 PM »

That makes 3 of us then.

Make that four.

Also, awesome Trigger. Snazzy.

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Forum Games / Re: Make up a Crazy Lie about the Above Poster

« on: July 25, 2009, 03:48:31 PM »

He's from the moon.

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Roleplay / Re: The Busy World of Rockman Perfect Memories

« on: July 25, 2009, 03:45:36 PM »

Nick cocked an eyebrow. "The...WDS? Might I ask what that is?"

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Forum Games / Re: Praise the above poster!

« on: July 25, 2009, 03:44:06 PM »

Has more avatars than anyone else.

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Roleplay / Re: The Busy World of Rockman Perfect Memories

« on: July 25, 2009, 12:29:35 PM »

Nick nodded. "Sounds about right. Any idea where we can find him?"

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Roleplay / Re: The Busy World of Rockman Perfect Memories

« on: July 25, 2009, 12:09:59 PM »

"Well, I'm kind of wondering exactly where all this evil is coming from. Blackmore's probably gone to inspect it as well...I don't think he really came all this way just to hunt me down."

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Forum Games / Re: Praise the above poster!

« on: July 25, 2009, 12:05:58 PM »

Is determined to give us our daily dose of anime with his tasty selection of avatars.

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Roleplay / Re: The Busy World of Rockman Perfect Memories

« on: July 25, 2009, 11:45:42 AM »

Nick smiled nervously. He had saved a Princess before - which was, incidentally, how he first met Blackmore - but that was because he and his friends wanted to help. He had never actually shaken a Prince's hand before, especially not in a friend-to-friend manner. And a Prince telling him it was an honour?

"I...um...yeah." He nodded.


Blackmore read the sign with bemused interest, and a sly grin spread across his face.

"Hyeheheheh...well, this is certainly interesting. Though I am wont to know what kind of villain has a name like 'Roa'..." With this arrogant comment, which was usual for him, he hovered off to find the new ruler.

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Off The Wall / Re: See ya later!/Welcome back!

« on: July 25, 2009, 11:40:16 AM »

Welcome back. =3

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Roleplay / Re: The Busy World of Rockman Perfect Memories

« on: July 25, 2009, 11:37:15 AM »

Nick blinked and looked at the Prince uneasily. He wasn't exactly sure what to say. He has never really seen himself as anything but a normal guy who just happened to get lucky and earn the trust of cosmic nobility. Nevertheless, he smiled.

"Sure. Why not?" He extended a hand. "I'd be honoured, Prince."


Blackmore wandered about the streets, recieving the occasional odd look, but otherwise little else. It probably had something to do with the manner in which he mumbled grim, obscene things under his breath. Finally, when his patience had all but run out, he grabbed a random passerby and glared at them.

"I demand to know who is in charge around here!"

"I...I..."

"TELL ME, CRETIN!"

"I don't know! I just sell caps for pens!"

With a disgruntled sigh, Blackmore threw the fellow aside like a ragdoll and floated along bitterly. "Things were so much simpler back in my universe...you wanted to know who's in charge of somewhere, you just ask and they'd tell you. Of course, a bit of lightning and damnation of their souls never hurt, but I suppose ignorant fools like these need a little incentive to divulge information."

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Roleplay / Re: The Busy World of Rockman Perfect Memories

« on: July 25, 2009, 01:24:08 AM »

"Well, I was sent by Princess Luna - she's the person who's kind of in charge of stuff where I come from - to come here and investigate a sudden appearance of concentrated evil in this area. Apparently, if it spreads, it could leak out of this universe and into ours...so I've been sent here to check it out and help put a stop to it."

He reached into the pocket of his trousers and produced a strange trinket: a star-shaped emblem, gold in colour, with a shimmering blue sapphire in the centre. He held it out for the Prince to see, and then wrapped his fingers around it. It began to glow, and for a moment, Nick was bathed in a shiny blue aura. A twinkling trail of magical energy slowly spread across his body, changing his outfit: his shirt became a blue vest with a zipper, he gained a light-blue scarf, a black undershirt, blue detached sleeves, white gloves, black leggings and blue boots. His hair even changed from brown to a deep cobalt blue, with a silvery-white streak running across one of his bangs. Once he was fully transformed, he opened his eyes and smiled at the Prince.

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Forum Games / Re: Praise the above poster!

« on: July 25, 2009, 01:10:10 AM »

Actually approves of my silly Jojo-esque name.

Also, jelly. Mmmmm...jelly. Damnit, now I want jelly! D=

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Forum Games / Re: Add a caption to the previous poster's avatar, ROUND TWO!

« on: July 25, 2009, 01:09:05 AM »

"I'll just lie on this bed, all inoccent-like, and...put your goddamn pants back on!"

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Forum Games / Re: Praise the above poster!

« on: July 25, 2009, 01:07:22 AM »

Returned after a lengthy abscence.

JUST LIKE ALL OF US.

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Roleplay / Re: The Busy World of Rockman Perfect Memories

« on: July 25, 2009, 01:06:28 AM »

The hand and Ricardo vanished into the murky depths of the interdimensional rift, which slowly closed over, vanishing as though it had never been there at all. With a dramatic swish of his cape, Blackmore threw his head back and let out a maniacal, grandiose cackle.

"Kyahahahahahahahahaha! Cower, puny mortals, at the wicked majesty of Lord Blackmore!" His laughter subsided, and he glanced around. "Now...who's in charge of this dump?"


Nick Z. Rythm looked around, to make sure no-one was eavesdropping.

"Don't tell anyone, but...I'm sort of on a mission here."