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Forum Games / Re: Praise the above poster!
« on: November 04, 2009, 06:21:28 PM »
A better spriter than me.
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Fan Creations / Re: My attempts at Art that might be awsome. - Now with Random Story things!
« on: November 04, 2009, 06:07:15 PM »
Sieghart. I got it first. Not Sapph at all. Nope. Nuh-uh.
...
Gat dangit.
Looks good, though. I like his smug, confident, "Bring it on!" smile.
...
Gat dangit.
Looks good, though. I like his smug, confident, "Bring it on!" smile.
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Forum Games / Re: Praise the above poster!
« on: November 04, 2009, 06:04:23 PM »
He posts so fast, his dextrous fingers could be harnessed to power a small city for a month. Yup. He's that good at posting.
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Forum Games / Re: "What Are You Thinking Now?"
« on: November 03, 2009, 11:04:38 PM »
my art am fail cuz no one am luk at it
o gnoes D=
o gnoes D=
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Forum Games / Re: Comment on the Previous Signature.
« on: November 03, 2009, 11:01:42 PM »
"Dun dun duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuun!"
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Forum Games / Re: Add a caption to the previous poster's avatar, ROUND TWO!
« on: November 03, 2009, 11:01:13 PM »
"I don't like my nose! I want a better nose! This nose enrages me!"
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Forum Games / Re: Praise the above poster!
« on: November 03, 2009, 11:00:31 PM »
Appreciates Disney.
The good Disney.
The good Disney.
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Forum Games / Re: Praise the above poster!
« on: November 03, 2009, 10:17:37 PM »
He's a ninja who throws bombs and has two of the best Roman letters in his name; V and X.
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Fan Creations / Re: Rythm and Groove - Artwork, Poetry and Prose of Nick Z. Rythm
« on: November 03, 2009, 08:24:43 PM »
Warning: those of you of a sensitive disposition, or who would rather pretend I'm sweet and innocent, may want to look away now and not scroll down any further.
Okay, now that that's out of the way, let me present my newest idea for a story:
"The Bloody Hilarious Adventures of Chainsaw Charlie"
The plot, or what there is of it, is simple: the quiet little land of Mondegreen has been overrun by a plague of zombies, led by a cruel and mighty tyrant known as the Zombie King. The King has forcibly conquered the peaceful land and enslaved the people there, and is now using it as a base of operations for his plans to rule the whole word with his undead army. Only a small band of rebels have escaped the Zombie King's iron grip and have gone into hiding, waiting for a powerful champion to arrive and free them from the oppressive ghoul.
Instead they get Chainsaw Charlie, a psychopathic lunatic with a snazzy buzzsaw hand and a love of dismembering the undead. Believing him to be the hero they've been waiting for, they ask for his help in defeating the Zombie King and freeing the land. Charlie is all too happy to oblige, but what they don't realise is that Charlie isn't in it to help them...he's in it to kill those flesh-eating motherfuckers, dance in the blood fountains and have a damn good time while doing it!
Essentially, it's a grim, gritty, over-the-top, ultra-violent slapstick bloodbath, a sort-of parody of zombie moves; think of it as a twisted pastiche of Madworld, Evil Dead and Zombieland, with a healthy helping of sickeningly nasty humour and plenty of Crosses The Line Twice antics and much Refuge In Audacity, and you've almost got it.
"Arthurian legend says whoever pulls the sword outta the stone gets to be the king of England. Charlinian legend says I'm gonna [tornado fang] you in the ass with a rusty buzzsaw, [dark hold]!"
The protagonist of this blood-stained slaughterfest, the self-named Chainsaw Charlie is the very definition of an Anti-Hero: rude, crude, obnoxious, gutter-mouthed, clinically insane and fuelled by an intense love of killing zombies. He's a one-man army with a variety of weapons - some more unorthodox than others - at his disposal, and the know-how that, properly improvised, anything at hand can make a dandy weapon. No-one is quite sure why he has a buzzsaw for a hand or where he got it from. But then, most people are afraid to ask.
"Under my regime, everyone getsssss free health benefitsssss, a decent job and asssss much brainsssss asssss they can eat."
The antagonist is the imaginatively-titled Zombie King, who is exactly what you think he is: the king of the zombies. After taking the land of Mondegreen for himself, he's kept the people in check with his undead army of slobbering zombies, and plans to rule the whole world for the hell of it. The greatest threat to his plans of total world conquest is Chainsaw Charlie himself, but the bad King will do whatever he can to make sure the blood-stained anti-hero meets his unfortunate demise.
So there you have it.
Enjoy.
Okay, now that that's out of the way, let me present my newest idea for a story:
"The Bloody Hilarious Adventures of Chainsaw Charlie"
The plot, or what there is of it, is simple: the quiet little land of Mondegreen has been overrun by a plague of zombies, led by a cruel and mighty tyrant known as the Zombie King. The King has forcibly conquered the peaceful land and enslaved the people there, and is now using it as a base of operations for his plans to rule the whole word with his undead army. Only a small band of rebels have escaped the Zombie King's iron grip and have gone into hiding, waiting for a powerful champion to arrive and free them from the oppressive ghoul.
Instead they get Chainsaw Charlie, a psychopathic lunatic with a snazzy buzzsaw hand and a love of dismembering the undead. Believing him to be the hero they've been waiting for, they ask for his help in defeating the Zombie King and freeing the land. Charlie is all too happy to oblige, but what they don't realise is that Charlie isn't in it to help them...he's in it to kill those flesh-eating motherfuckers, dance in the blood fountains and have a damn good time while doing it!
Essentially, it's a grim, gritty, over-the-top, ultra-violent slapstick bloodbath, a sort-of parody of zombie moves; think of it as a twisted pastiche of Madworld, Evil Dead and Zombieland, with a healthy helping of sickeningly nasty humour and plenty of Crosses The Line Twice antics and much Refuge In Audacity, and you've almost got it.
(click to show/hide)
"Arthurian legend says whoever pulls the sword outta the stone gets to be the king of England. Charlinian legend says I'm gonna [tornado fang] you in the ass with a rusty buzzsaw, [dark hold]!"
The protagonist of this blood-stained slaughterfest, the self-named Chainsaw Charlie is the very definition of an Anti-Hero: rude, crude, obnoxious, gutter-mouthed, clinically insane and fuelled by an intense love of killing zombies. He's a one-man army with a variety of weapons - some more unorthodox than others - at his disposal, and the know-how that, properly improvised, anything at hand can make a dandy weapon. No-one is quite sure why he has a buzzsaw for a hand or where he got it from. But then, most people are afraid to ask.
(click to show/hide)
"Under my regime, everyone getsssss free health benefitsssss, a decent job and asssss much brainsssss asssss they can eat."
The antagonist is the imaginatively-titled Zombie King, who is exactly what you think he is: the king of the zombies. After taking the land of Mondegreen for himself, he's kept the people in check with his undead army of slobbering zombies, and plans to rule the whole world for the hell of it. The greatest threat to his plans of total world conquest is Chainsaw Charlie himself, but the bad King will do whatever he can to make sure the blood-stained anti-hero meets his unfortunate demise.
So there you have it.
Enjoy.
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Forum Games / Re: Add a caption to the previous poster's avatar, ROUND TWO!
« on: November 02, 2009, 11:40:32 PM »
"Never! Not until you're SUPER cute!"
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Forum Games / Re: Add a caption to the previous poster's avatar, ROUND TWO!
« on: November 02, 2009, 11:38:26 PM »
"These clouds are not SUUUUUUUPPPPPPEEEEEEEEER at all. They're annoying me."
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Fan Creations / Re: Domain of Logs
« on: November 02, 2009, 11:37:32 PM »
I like! You do it from scratch?
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Off The Wall / Re: The Avatar / Signature Changing Thread
« on: November 02, 2009, 11:28:39 PM »Ah Hayate... All those outfits Nagi and Maria wants to get you in...He's ADORABLE.
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Gaming / Re: What's your most favourite underrated game(s)?
« on: November 02, 2009, 10:35:01 PM »
Dynamite Headdy
James Bond 007: Nightfire
Cel Damage
Toejam and Earl: Panic on Funkotron
Mickey and Donald's World of Illusion
Kirby: Nightmare in Dreamland
Digimon Rumble Arena 2
Vectorman
Ristar
Sonic Heroes
Sonic and the Secret Rings
Luigi's Mansion
No More Heroes
Okami
Gotcha Force
Gunstar Heroes
Billy Hatcher and the Giant Egg
Worms 3D
Pikmin 2
Red Steel
Viewtiful Joe: Double Trouble
JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
Legend of Zelda: Oracle of Seasons
Lego Racers
Mario Party 2
Wario World
Kirby 64: The Crystal Shards
Chameleon Twist
Tonic Trouble
James Bond 007: Nightfire
Cel Damage
Toejam and Earl: Panic on Funkotron
Mickey and Donald's World of Illusion
Kirby: Nightmare in Dreamland
Digimon Rumble Arena 2
Vectorman
Ristar
Sonic Heroes
Sonic and the Secret Rings
Luigi's Mansion
No More Heroes
Okami
Gotcha Force
Gunstar Heroes
Billy Hatcher and the Giant Egg
Worms 3D
Pikmin 2
Red Steel
Viewtiful Joe: Double Trouble
JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
Legend of Zelda: Oracle of Seasons
Lego Racers
Mario Party 2
Wario World
Kirby 64: The Crystal Shards
Chameleon Twist
Tonic Trouble
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Forum Games / Re: Add a caption to the previous poster's avatar, ROUND TWO!
« on: November 02, 2009, 08:28:56 PM »
"Bahahahaha, you have smaller eyes than meeeeeee~"
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Forum Games / Re: The ^, <, V Game!
« on: November 02, 2009, 07:47:43 PM »
^ I prefer foie gras with my screaming mortals.
< Blue hair.
v Trippy technicolour rainbow hair?
< Blue hair.
v Trippy technicolour rainbow hair?
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Forum Games / Re: Comment on the Previous Signature.
« on: November 02, 2009, 07:44:23 PM »
Unfortunately, we couldn't find Wagner's "Flight of the Valkyries", so here's a replacement song instead...
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Forum Games / Re: "What Are You Thinking Now?"
« on: November 02, 2009, 07:37:53 PM »
Personally, I find Hobbes' theory wholly depressing. I feel the same about most other cynicists and nihilists. I think a lot of people are too concerned with the bad and what they want, rather than looking at the extraordinary amount of good people are capable of, and what can be achieved if one just takes the time to listen and help out. I think there's potential for evil in everyone, but evil is just misguided goodness.
That's just me, though. Everyone's entitled to their own beliefs, after all.
That's just me, though. Everyone's entitled to their own beliefs, after all.
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Fan Creations / Re: My attempts at Art that might be awsome. - Now with Random Story things!
« on: November 02, 2009, 12:54:28 AM »
That's a smexy gun. Can I buy it off of him~?
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Roleplay / RPM Fortress - The Roleplay
« on: November 02, 2009, 12:36:21 AM »
RPM is at war.
The time? Right now.
The place? Some random hell-hole in the middle of nowhere.
The reason? No-one knows.
The denizens of RPM didn't agree. They didn't want to agree, for that matter. Most people believed everything was good as it was, and should remain the same; enforcing radical new rule changes and removing the Kobun emoticons would only lead to anarchy. However, there existed a small band of rebels who believed this wasn't the case - they believed the old order had grown stale and trite, and something new had to be done to freshen the place up and give it a new spark of life. Nothing as drastic as a new admin, though...maybe just a different coloured background?
From here, things grew bitter. Rivalries began to be forged in the searing fires of scorn; seeds of distrust had been sown; old friends became enemies, while former enemies joined forces to fight those they mutually despised. From these prejudices, there arose two factions:
Those who believed the established norm was perfect already called themselves the RED Team. Those who wanted a change of colour and skimpier outfits for the ladies became the BLU Team.
However, these causes were promptly forgotten, and the two teams just decided to blow the [parasitic bomb] out of eachother for the hell of it.
-----
Rules are simple. There are two fortresses, one for each team. Between these fortresses is a large, barren plain of mud, metal, trenches and whatever else you might find on the battlefield. Play fair, and no godmoding. If you're gibbed (killed), you respawn elsewhere and continue fighting. Players have whatever abilities and weapons the in-game classes have. There are no winners or losers here - it's just for fun. Otherwise, just treat it as a normal RP.
Team sign-up sheets are below. There should only be one of each class per team; if someone wants to drop out, please say so, and someone else can take over. More people can join if there's enough demand.
RED Team
Soldier: OmegaZ
Scout: Kallen
Pyro: Strangeman
Heavy:
Engineer:
Demoman: Taiyo
Medic:
Sniper: Blackhook
Spy:
BLU Team
Soldier: Super Nova
Scout: Sapphire Knight
Pyro: Magnus Ryujin
Heavy:
Engineer: Dr. Wily II
Demoman:
Medic: Afro-Shroom
Sniper:
Spy: Lucky Star
The time? Right now.
The place? Some random hell-hole in the middle of nowhere.
The reason? No-one knows.
The denizens of RPM didn't agree. They didn't want to agree, for that matter. Most people believed everything was good as it was, and should remain the same; enforcing radical new rule changes and removing the Kobun emoticons would only lead to anarchy. However, there existed a small band of rebels who believed this wasn't the case - they believed the old order had grown stale and trite, and something new had to be done to freshen the place up and give it a new spark of life. Nothing as drastic as a new admin, though...maybe just a different coloured background?
From here, things grew bitter. Rivalries began to be forged in the searing fires of scorn; seeds of distrust had been sown; old friends became enemies, while former enemies joined forces to fight those they mutually despised. From these prejudices, there arose two factions:
Those who believed the established norm was perfect already called themselves the RED Team. Those who wanted a change of colour and skimpier outfits for the ladies became the BLU Team.
However, these causes were promptly forgotten, and the two teams just decided to blow the [parasitic bomb] out of eachother for the hell of it.
-----
Rules are simple. There are two fortresses, one for each team. Between these fortresses is a large, barren plain of mud, metal, trenches and whatever else you might find on the battlefield. Play fair, and no godmoding. If you're gibbed (killed), you respawn elsewhere and continue fighting. Players have whatever abilities and weapons the in-game classes have. There are no winners or losers here - it's just for fun. Otherwise, just treat it as a normal RP.
Team sign-up sheets are below. There should only be one of each class per team; if someone wants to drop out, please say so, and someone else can take over. More people can join if there's enough demand.
RED Team
Soldier: OmegaZ
Scout: Kallen
Pyro: Strangeman
Heavy:
Engineer:
Demoman: Taiyo
Medic:
Sniper: Blackhook
Spy:
BLU Team
Soldier: Super Nova
Scout: Sapphire Knight
Pyro: Magnus Ryujin
Heavy:
Engineer: Dr. Wily II
Demoman:
Medic: Afro-Shroom
Sniper:
Spy: Lucky Star
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Forum Games / Re: Praise the above poster!
« on: November 02, 2009, 12:12:23 AM »
Is always ready to hand out praise.
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Forum Games / Re: Praise the above poster!
« on: November 02, 2009, 12:05:35 AM »
No.
Doesn't make sense a lot, but who needs sense?
Doesn't make sense a lot, but who needs sense?
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Entertainment / Re: R.I.P. Lou Albano
« on: November 02, 2009, 12:05:00 AM »
How did I not hear about this?
A little part of my childhood is crying. May you enjoying Doing The Mario in the afterlife, Captain Lou Albano.
A little part of my childhood is crying. May you enjoying Doing The Mario in the afterlife, Captain Lou Albano.
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Entertainment / Re: At The Movies With RPM
« on: November 02, 2009, 12:00:42 AM »
I watched Seraphim Falls the other day.
Liam Neeson. Pierse Brosnan. Western. Revenge. Tearjerker. Guns.
It was fantastic.
*Manly tears*
Liam Neeson. Pierse Brosnan. Western. Revenge. Tearjerker. Guns.
It was fantastic.
- Boondock Saints 2 trailer -
Why am I only hearing about this now?
*Manly tears*
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Forum Games / Re: Praise the above poster!
« on: November 01, 2009, 11:52:31 PM »
Personal insults are like gadflies to him. He'll sigh, roll his eyes and swat them away.