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Gaming / Re: Sonic Unleashed
« on: February 12, 2009, 02:22:30 AM »
You mean any game that receives a grade under 9 or 90 is not worth it? You have some extremely high standards.

compare it to most other reviewers who rarely ever give a score below 6. the game's got to be REALLY bad to get that low. like Ninjabread Man bad.

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Gaming / Re: Sonic Unleashed
« on: February 11, 2009, 06:21:41 PM »
if it got a perfect 40, that's something to rage about. 35 is fine.

but i've come to learn that numbers don't mean jack. what the reviewers actually have to say is far more important. in many a case, the numbers can be very misleading. Game Informer, for example, can nitpick the [parasitic bomb] out of a game, and still give it an 8.

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Entertainment / Re: PB'S COMIC CON SEXPERIENCE!
« on: February 10, 2009, 08:05:13 PM »
i am still pissed i couldn't go.

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Gaming / Re: How Much Will You Spend on Gaming This Year?
« on: February 10, 2009, 03:29:44 AM »
Wait a minute, it's coming out on other systems besides the PSP!?

Wii, PS2, and PSP

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Gaming / Re: How Much Will You Spend on Gaming This Year?
« on: February 09, 2009, 11:59:38 PM »
- Resident Evil 4 (GC, I can't forgive future ports to take out reaction timed moments)

what are you talking about?

- No More Heroes: Desperate Struggle (Wii)

pretty sure the teaser said that was coming out 2010.

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Rockman Series / Re: The Great Cateclysm: Silenced Forever?
« on: February 09, 2009, 11:01:47 PM »
two tl;dr's in a row.

i heard complaining about MHX in there. Capcom may very well rerelease it and MMPU on PSN. that could help jog interest.

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Gaming / Re: Worst experience while gaming online?
« on: February 09, 2009, 05:02:13 AM »
one time, the lag in Brawl was so bad, one frame of animation took upwards of 5 seconds to register.

although it was pretty awesome seeing my Ike forward smash Lou and Jerry in super duper slow motion.

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Gaming / Re: Super Smash Bros. Thread
« on: February 09, 2009, 04:16:31 AM »
You know, I am really, really, REALLY getting annoyed at Green Hill Zone's blatant disregard of the My Music settings.  It seems like the low-probability songs get picked in that all the time.

i know the feeling. my friend has Scrap Brain set on the highest setting, yet i don't know if he's ever gotten that song to play there. he used to have trouble with Yell (Dead Cell) too.

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Gaming / Re: How Much Will You Spend on Gaming This Year?
« on: February 08, 2009, 09:22:48 PM »
-Banjo-Tooie (XBLA)

almost forgot about that one. Madworld, too.

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Gaming / Re: How Much Will You Spend on Gaming This Year?
« on: February 08, 2009, 09:09:36 PM »
not counting how much i've already spent, which i've forgotten the amount:

Definite:
Street Fighter IV Collector's Edition - $80
Mirror's Edge DLC - $10
Madworld - $50
Sin and Punishment 2 - $50
Resident Evil 5 - $60
Prince of Persia - $60
Guilty Gear XX Accent Core Plus - $30~50 (depends on what system i get it on)
Banjo Tooie XBLA - $15
DSi - $150?

Maybe:
Sonic and the Black Knight - wait for the price to drop
Prince of Persia DLC - dunno how much its worth
NPC Metroid Prime 2 - depends on what's changed
Punch Out

so at the least, i'm looking at spending $505. and this is only stuff i can actually think of, and stuff i know exists.

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so i did hear that right. yeah, that doesn't make any sense. seems like a big flub on the dub's part.

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Off The Wall / Re: Stuff that makes you think "Crossover!"
« on: February 07, 2009, 06:31:34 AM »
only thing i can think of at the moment is another Devil May Cry-Viewtiful Joe deal, if only i want to play as Joe in a DMC style.

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Gaming / Re: Super Smash Bros. Thread
« on: February 07, 2009, 06:14:25 AM »
probably server trouble. it's taken me a while to just get on.

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Gaming / Re: Sonic and the Black Knight
« on: February 07, 2009, 05:53:51 AM »
Oh, of course.

I thought that went without saying.

it's obvious to us. but in the greater gaming population, i believe we're the minority.

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Gaming / Re: A Next Metroid Is...?
« on: February 07, 2009, 05:53:01 AM »
yet you don't see any Space Pirates shittin bricks at the sight of Samus, do ya? they're either really brave or really stupid.

I was just thinking, the Space Pirates better be able to open their own [tornado fang]ing doors!   8D

it could be worse. Metroids die when they touch open doors.

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Gaming / Re: Sonic and the Black Knight
« on: February 07, 2009, 05:50:54 AM »
then there's the fact that all game mag reviews suck and should not be trusted, and most certainly not be used as the determining factor if you buy a game or not.

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Entertainment / Re: February 6th was Rick Astley's birthday.
« on: February 07, 2009, 05:43:44 AM »
eh, the joke's not funny anymore. i think the Macy's parade set the bar far too high to top.

whatever. Happy Birthday Mr. Astley.

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Gaming / Re: Sonic and the Black Knight
« on: February 07, 2009, 05:40:59 AM »
IGN's seemed to say the sword controls were annoying, almost clumsy because of the lag time between firing the attack and actually damaging the enemy... time which the enemy can quickly counterattack you.

to play devil's advocate, they could just be hating on Sonic cause it's what everyone's used to doing.

the bit about chili dogs caught my eye, but the mention of a tutorial made me cringe.

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Fan Creations / Re: Satoryu's One Man Show
« on: February 07, 2009, 05:30:23 AM »
She ran through her living room towards a hallway on her right. Gojyo met her outside the second doorway on the right. The two heard the crackling of fire approaching them. KJ tsked. “I didn’t think it would be able to crawl under the door that fast,” she thought. The two looked towards the living room to see the fire rapidly approaching them. They screamed in fear and began running further down the hallway. They entered the door at the very end of the hallway and quickly shut it behind them.

In contrast to the Western design of the rest of the house, this room was a more traditional Japanese design. Green tatami mats were placed on the floor instead of linoleum tiles. The normal concrete walls had paper walls in front of them. Futons were placed in the center of the room.

KJ and Gojyo ran to the far wall of the room, cowering on the floor while holding each other. They were panting with wide, fear stricken eyes. Gojyo began sobbing. In response, KJ held his head closer to her chest.

“I’m so scared, Mommy,” Gojyo cried.

“Me too, Gojyo,” KJ whispered back. “Just start praying it goes away like last time.” The last time the blue fire attacked, it was in that room that the fire suddenly disappeared. KJ was hoping the same thing would happen this time. She was watching the door, waiting for the fire to inevitably seep its way through the cracks.

When it did, it rushed towards them in a straight line. Still holding her son, KJ leaped to her left to avoid the fire. Not looking where she was going, she collided with a wooden cabinet, sending her head through its glass door. She and Gojyo fell to the ground, along with shards of glass and some of the contents of the cabinet. Cho was a collector of rare and decorative swords, which were kept in the now damaged cabinet. Most of the swords remained in place. Three katanas and their scabbards fell to the ground in front of KJ.

As Gojyo was about to ask if his mother was okay, he turned his head to see the blue fire had formed a wall around them. It remained in that position for some time. KJ lifted her body off the ground to see this as well. A small trickle of blood poured from the top of her head over the bridge of her nose. “What the?” she gasped.

“It’s just like last time,” Gojyo said through heavy breaths. “The swords fell back then, too.”

“But the fire’s not going away this time,” KJ interjected with worry.

The ring of fire slowly began to shrink. Gojyo screamed and clutched his mother again. KJ, eyes even wider than before, scooted back so that her back was touching the cabinet. As she did so, her foot touched the katana furthest to her right. It turned the blade into a portion of the fire wall. On contact, the portion of blue fire disappeared without a trace. The katana’s hilt pushed its red scabbard forward a couple inches. When it made contact with the fire, the fire drew back. KJ’s face morphed from horror to confusion as she forced out a “Huh?”

Gojyo looked at the result, then asked his mother, “What happened?”

“Stay put.” KJ slowly stood up. She nudged the katana with her foot, turning it in the opposite direction. It once again made contact with the blue fire, which once again vanished. Speechless, she slowly reached down and grabbed the sword. As she picked it up, she used the tip of the blade to push the scabbard into the fire once more. The fire drew back just as it did before. She swung the sword close to the ground, into the fire wall. A large portion of it disappeared as the sword sliced through it.

Gojyo looked on in disbelief. “Did...did you do that?”

“I think so,” KJ replied with uncertainty. The remaining portion of fire rose high above KJ and prepared to crash down on top of her. Frightened, she held the katana in front of her face to protect her. The fire fell onto the blade, disappearing into nothing, leaving KJ completely unharmed. She looked at the blade still in amazement, her reflection shining off its clean steel.

A small portion of fire remained in front of the scabbard. It began to rise into the air like before. Gojyo, his face now determined, dove to the scabbard. KJ turned to him in shock. “Gojyo, what are you...” she began as he grabbed the scabbard and held it in front of him. The fire began to rain down on top of him, but before it made contact, it repelled backwards and onto the floor. KJ took the opportunity and slashed at it with the katana. The last patch of blue fire had disappeared.

KJ and Gojyo fell to their knees, letting out large sighs of relief. Gojyo crawled to his mother and hugged her. “Mommy,” he sobbed into her chest.

She rubbed the back of his head. “It’s okay. It’s gone.” She once again looked to the sword in her left hand. “How in the world did this sword do that?” she thought aloud. “Same goes for its sheath. What in the world did you pick up, Cho?”

Footsteps pounded their way towards them. The door flew open, revealing a startled and nervous Daisuke. “Are you guys alright?” His tone changed to confusion as he noticed there was no trace of the blue fire. “Where did the fire go?”

KJ panted, “It disappeared again, Daisuke. And I finally have an answer for you as to how.”

Daisuke ran into the room and kneeled down before the mother and son. “Don’t worry about that now. Look, you’re bleeding. We gotta go patch you up.” KJ nodded in response. Daisuke put her right arm over his shoulder. He looked to Gojyo. “Are you hurt, Gojyo?”

“No,” Gojyo panted. “I’m alright.”

“That’s good news,” Daisuke replied. He then stood up along with KJ. KJ dropped the katana as Daisuke began leading her out of the room. Gojyo dropped the scabbard and began walking with them. He held his mother’s hand. KJ looked down to him and smiled through fatigue.

“That was some fast thinking there, Gojyo.”

“I don’t know how I thought to do it. Before I realized it, my body was acting on its own.”

“I could say the same for myself.”

Inside the cabinet, a small book tumbled onto the floor. It landed open to the eighth page. Written on it was the following:

オオサンショウウオ – ŌSANSHŌUO
Date bought: 17/11/03
Price: ¥111950
Near mint condition

The blade is said to have been forged using the flames of the giant salamander, imbuing it with the ability to nullify wildfires by merely touching them. After spending so much time sheathed, the scabbard itself is said to have inherited a similar property. Instead of eliminating fire, the scabbard is able to repel fire away from its wielder.

-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------

that's the last part. i normally don't ask this, but i would like to hear some feedback for this.

and for those curious, the title loosely means "Lick of the Giant Salamander."

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Gaming / Re: Sonic and the Black Knight
« on: February 07, 2009, 03:37:48 AM »
i dunno. i'm more curious as to what everyone is cheering about in the background.

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General / Re: [RPM] OMG TEH MOONSPEAK!!
« on: February 07, 2009, 01:39:16 AM »
yeah i wonder...

ケツルイチノウミ

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Original / Re: Who do you always fight first, and why?
« on: February 07, 2009, 12:57:04 AM »
If the Bubble Man wall glitch is manageable with a real controller and hardware without save states, this (kinda) works too (with patience). ^^

that's very different. getting in Bubbleman's ceiling just takes repeated presses of Pause. and you only have to zip in one direction. for early Magnet Beam, there's a lot more zipping going on. not to mention the more complex setup.

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Gaming / Re: A Next Metroid Is...?
« on: February 06, 2009, 06:57:58 PM »
i'm still waiting for the next 2D Metroid. wake me up then.

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Original / Re: Who do you always fight first, and why?
« on: February 06, 2009, 06:50:30 PM »
don't you have to press up and down at the same time to do that? i doubt that's possible on a normal NES controller. sounds feasible on Anniversary Collection, though.

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Original / Re: Where Are They Now? Mega Man 2 Bosses
« on: February 06, 2009, 06:56:09 AM »
oh yeah. i remember that now.

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