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Roleplay / Re: Wilypocalypse NOW

« on: December 03, 2012, 09:17:19 PM »

RMZX - "You two don't need me here. I'm going to help PBPB on monitor duty. Good luck!"

RMZX and ???? left the sickbay.

Huh? Well, apparently RMZX and his unwanted companion follow PBPB...

RMZX - "Wait how did I end up here?"

RMZX looks ahead and notices PBPB's shapely ass.

RMZX - "Oh, hypnosis. I need to not let my mind trail off."

RMZX heads back towards the sick bay. his unwanted companion pauses for a bit, and heads back as well.

*Flaw obtained!*

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Roleplay / Re: Wilypocalypse NOW

« on: December 03, 2012, 07:38:25 AM »

RMZX - "Well, what a... uhh.. character."

RMZX hears another chair scrape across the floor behind him. He then looks and notices the sick bay door is open.

??? - "It was cold out there."

RMZX didn't reply, but visible frustration was noticeable on his face.

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Roleplay / Re: Wilypocalypse NOW

« on: December 03, 2012, 06:45:35 AM »

(Like I said I'm kinda busy today.)

(And that's fine, I just almost never have anything to do so I get a little impaitent at times. I can't help it, honestly.)

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Roleplay / Re: Wilypocalypse NOW

« on: December 03, 2012, 06:41:17 AM »

(I feel I have a tendency to make people not want to post after me.)

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Roleplay / Re: Wilypocalypse NOW

« on: December 03, 2012, 06:34:25 AM »

RMZX - "That's fine, I'll just take a seat and wait."

RMZX gave another glance to the "person" waiting at the door.

RMZX - "Wait outside and close the door."

"They" obliged, and shut the door. RMZX sat down.

RMZX - "Suppose I should come clean, I didn't plan on... her... following me here. She doesn't have a name because she is a robot. A Lightcorp 'Waifu' android, to be more precise, found its capsule in my house with a note attached saying it was a gift, I accidentally activated it and it took that appearnce, since then it has been following me around. I think its supposed to unconditionally love the person it first sees, but its just irritating me. I don't think it understands that its an android, to be honest."

RMZX Leaned back a bit.

RMZX - "Guess I should come clean about myself too, I'm not from here, I'm from a different RPM, a quieter RPM, less people. Though it would appear I have a counterpart in this universe as well, he doesn't seem to be around though. Guess he was married or something, maybe that's why that capsule was there, must've been that his wife died or something and he was taking it roughly, had lots of documents and old mecha lying around though, that's how I made the ship that got me here. But I digress. I'm going on too much."

Posted on: December 02, 2012, 10:37:31 PM(It appears I went overboard again, gah I need to stop this [parasitic bomb].)

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Off The Wall / Re: Reposted Picture Thread (56K Warning)

« on: December 03, 2012, 05:08:32 AM »

Personally, I think she looks positively adorable.  I have no idea who she is, but I think she looks adorable as Juno.

You should be thankful.

Seriously the series she comes from is "eh" at best.

(click to show/hide)

and she dies like 3 episodes in anyway. 

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Roleplay / Re: Wilypocalypse NOW

« on: December 03, 2012, 04:58:48 AM »

RMZX motioned to the "person" behind him.

RMZX - "Leave us for a second."

The "person" walked away and peeked out from a nearby corner in the hallway.

RMZX - "Sorry about that. She doesn't have a name."

(And its cool, really any progress is good progress. No matter how slow.)

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Roleplay / Re: Wilypocalypse NOW

« on: December 03, 2012, 04:45:48 AM »

(I feel like I want to do a worthless backstory dump, but honestly I'm stuck until Tron comes back.)

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Off The Wall / Re: Reposted Picture Thread (56K Warning)

« on: December 03, 2012, 04:37:52 AM »

It's like Katawa Shoujo meets Infinite Stratos.

amputee fetishists rejoice

you cannot be serious.

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Roleplay / Re: Wilypocalypse NOW

« on: December 03, 2012, 12:40:21 AM »

RMZX - "Yeah, I knew a Wily 2 back where I came from, he's a little different here. But anyway, a war? Well I don't know how useful I'll be, but count me as a good guy."

??? - "I'll be good too then..."

RMZX sighed.

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Roleplay / Re: Wilypocalypse NOW

« on: December 03, 2012, 12:13:42 AM »

(Even with my ridiculousness?)

(Trust me, your ridiculousness was nothing compared to my irrelevancy. And thank you Tron, now I can finally be a character.)

RMZX - "Well, maybe you can tell me what's going on here exactly? I'm not... how should I put this... from here, technically."

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Roleplay / Re: Wilypocalypse NOW

« on: December 02, 2012, 11:34:47 PM »

(You're doing better than I am. If that means anything to you.)

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Roleplay / Re: Wilypocalypse NOW

« on: December 02, 2012, 11:23:56 PM »

(Okay, another day, time for some story advancement! But if I put a post now its just more padding, so I'll wait.)

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Gaming / Re: Super Smash Bros. Bitchslap: What Do You Want To See In It?

« on: December 02, 2012, 09:30:33 PM »

You don't get the cap in Smash, though.  You just break the box and become all metal-y automatically.

Hmm, good point.

Though it was clear Can was talking about silly decorations you wear on your head that have no effect on anything, a la TF2 or Streetpass Plaza.

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Off The Wall / Re: Reposted Picture Thread (56K Warning)

« on: December 02, 2012, 09:19:34 PM »

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Gaming / Re: Super Smash Bros. Bitchslap: What Do You Want To See In It?

« on: December 02, 2012, 08:56:55 PM »

A mask that is worn on top of your head and in no way whatsoever covers or disguises your face.

Sure.

Blame Ocarina and Majora's mask for classifying it as a mask. Not me.

You know what you should have said?
Metal Cap. Flawless arguement there.

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Gaming / Re: Super Smash Bros. Bitchslap: What Do You Want To See In It?

« on: December 02, 2012, 08:21:31 PM »

...you do know that anyone in the game can wear a Bunny Hood already, right?

Bunny Hood is a mask. Not a hat.

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Roleplay / Re: Wilypocalypse NOW

« on: December 02, 2012, 07:17:10 AM »

(So, guess we're done for the night? I'm ready to not make another post of worthless padding.)

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Gaming / Re: Super Smash Bros. Bitchslap: What Do You Want To See In It?

« on: December 02, 2012, 06:54:35 AM »

I want the next Super Smash Bros to have hats

You're not a good gamer without hats

No.

The only characters that need hats are Mario, Luigi, Wario, Link, Toon Link, Captain Falcon, Kirby, Pikachu, Jigglypuff, Diddy Kong, and Ness.

And if you're asking "Well what about Peach, Sheik, Olimar and Samus?"

Crowns are not hats, Olimar and Samus wear full head helmets (Falcon's mouth is visible, so its classified as a hat to me.) and Sheik wears a mask.

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Roleplay / Re: Wilypocalypse NOW

« on: December 02, 2012, 05:15:38 AM »

RMZX continued walking down this hallway, which he swears has way too much unnecessary padding. ( )

RMZX - "Is there anybody here?"

??? - "I'm here... You could talk to me."

RMZX ignored the other voice, which had gotten quieter.

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Off The Wall / Re: "What's Upsetting You Right Now?"

« on: December 02, 2012, 04:24:24 AM »

Now I'm upset that people are upset that I had to actually do my job. D:

I'm not upset at you for doing your job.

I'm not even irritated that you said I was sick of ruri when I'm not. That was almost a year ago.

I just didn't care. That's all.

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Roleplay / Re: Wilypocalypse NOW

« on: December 02, 2012, 04:14:43 AM »

RMZX continued walking down the hallway.

RMZX - "Lots of noise."

He then thought he heard something off. He continued walking forward then stopped. He heard a faint pair of footsteps behind him for a brief moment. His face noticeably changed from slightly irritated to one of mild anger. He continued walking forward, ignoring the object behind him for a while before saying.

RMZX - "Why do you keep following me?"

??? - "Because, I care for you."

RMZX - "No, you don't."

??? - "What are you saying?"

RMZX - "I'm saying you're only programmed to think you care for me. Get that through your metal skull."

RMZX started walking faster, as to get away from the delusional droid.

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Roleplay / Re: Wilypocalypse NOW

« on: December 02, 2012, 03:58:51 AM »

RMZX Docked at the Sexstation again, the air was slightly different this time around. Had a lot less hot-bloodedness in it.

RMZX - "Please don't tell me that nobody is here again."

He looked around, then muttered to himself again.

RMZX - "Please don't tell me it followed me here again."

He walked down the hallway with a slight bit of irritation in his steps.

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Off The Wall / Re: "What's Upsetting You Right Now?"

« on: December 01, 2012, 08:07:31 PM »

Wacky Workbench Zone.  Whoever designed that zone should be shot.  Out of a cannon.
... or maybe just forced to play through that zone.  In Time Attack mode.  Until they can get a score of under one minute for each zone.  >_>

You don't need to score under a minute for each zone.

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Roleplay / Re: Wilypocalypse NOW

« on: December 01, 2012, 08:05:43 PM »

(Oh man, I go to sleep and I miss so much.)

RMZX - "No thanks, I don't want anymore dessert... Huh?"

RMZX woke up. He was back at home, in his bed.

RMZX - "Strange, this isn't where I went to sleep... who brought me... oh god no."

He hears a noise in the hallway, something like food being prepared, he sluggishly rolls out of bed, landing with a "Thump" on the floor. A picture that was on the edge of his nightstand fell on his head.

RMZX - "Ouch, hey what's this?"

RMZX held the picture in his hands, it was a picture of a young man that resembled him and a young woman, both smiling and wearing wedding apparel.

RMZX - "Other me was... Married? That would explain the android... I guess. No matter, she's none of my concern."

RMZX got dressed, grabbed what he considered necessary equipment, and slowly slinked out. As he passed the kitchen he got a quick glance of the android's appearance, he gave a puzzled look to himself and headed into the ship and launched off.

RMZX - "She... looked nothing like the girl in that picture... How peculiar."

RMZX decided to head back to the Sexstation, seeing as he still knows nothing about what is going on.