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Roleplay / Re: Wilypocalypse NOW

« on: December 17, 2012, 12:07:50 PM »

(I'm you can think of something later, I think I still want Borock-bot to talk to the 2 of them to understand what the heck happened that day when the engine blew up.)

(Well if you want you can feel free to do that yourself so I don't need to be around to try and think of something. Kinda like with how Tron let Kharaxel/Tron be free while he's out and away. You're better at writing than I am anyway.)

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Roleplay / Re: Wilypocalypse NOW

« on: December 17, 2012, 11:37:22 AM »

(Hmm, can't really think of an update for now. Currently my plot relevance is out the window. Probably should fix that. I'll try and think of something...)

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Original / Re: Megaman 1-6 confirmed for the NA 3DS e-shop

« on: December 17, 2012, 10:00:27 AM »

Its about [tornado fang]ing time.

Hey Capcom, while you're at it why don't you put MM6 on the Wii Shop and Finish releasing the Complete Works games on PSN? The rest of the Game Boy games too.

Or better yet, give us X3 on Wii Shop, and Megaman 7. And might as well roll out some more PSOne Classics on PSN while you're doing that too, no fun just milking 8-bit to the ground.

Also, might be a good place to post this.

If you have a Japanese 3DS, MM1-6 are discounted.
Japanese Wii owners can get MM9 and MM10 for cheaper too, though why you would waste money on MM9 is beyond me.

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Off The Wall / Re: Latest Buys

« on: December 17, 2012, 09:00:40 AM »

Kinder Surprises are blacklisted in the US because... get this... they contain a non-nutritional element.
Oh, America, you so fly.

I thought it was because children are [tornado fang]ing morons and would put the thing in their mouth and choke on the toy inside.

Then they started putting them in capsules.

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Off The Wall / Re: Reposted Picture Thread (56K Warning)

« on: December 17, 2012, 08:40:53 AM »

Sooooo.... Castlevania..?

If Dracula's Castle was a church, then yes probably.

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Off The Wall / Re: "What's Upsetting You Right Now?"

« on: December 17, 2012, 08:37:25 AM »

I don't really see myself as very similar to my parents, yet I feel they want me to be more like them.

They were pissed when I did bad in High School, because they (Well, my mom) did great in High School.
They were willing to kick me out to teach me a lesson. Mom got kicked out of her house when she was 18 or so, that's why she joined the Army.
They believe that I'm spoiled (well okay I guess that's true.) Because I get most anything that I want, despite the fact that besides my Computer, Housing and amentities, TV, and Cable, most of the stuff I get, I pay for it myself, yet I'm scolded for being too loose with money because I overdrafted ONCE, which wouldn't have been a big deal if Overdrafting just meant you had some debt, not this whole "Oh I see you have taken money from us so we'll be charging you until you have money again, oh you don't have money right now? Well that's fine we'll just keep adding to your overdraft every few hours!"
They were irritated when I got out of the Air Farce, but I think they might have mellowed out about that, since I came back in a rougher shape than I left.
They're consistently irritated that I can't get a job better than my "Three hours in the morning" babysitting because its not like they ever had any difficulty finding a job in this [parasitic bomb] job market. [/sarcasm]
They're frustrated that my sleep schedule is [tornado fang]'d up. Well I direct attention to the above, waking up at 5:30 isn't good for anybody. And I'd rather stay up till 5 instead of waking up and rushing out the door, freezing, and trying to drive while nodding off. Its [tornado fang]ing difficult, and not to mention scary.
They're hard workers, I procrastinate more often than I do anything else, I can understand why that's annoying, but I need more guidance to doing things. I'm not very autonomous.

Though, I guess in reality I have had it easy, I was never bullied (Except twice in my freshman year of HS, knocked around by a douchy Sophomore who stopped going to the school after a while, probably sent away, and was voted as part of the Homecoming Court with what the majority of the class considered the "Ugliest" girl, who was also pretty [tornado fang]ing mean a lot of the time, IIRC she was in special ed, which in my school was pretty much code for "Look at them and laugh", not trying to be mean, but that's what happened. I think I walked home that day crying.)

Of course, other than the "You're wasting your money on stupid [parasitic bomb]", "Find a better job or we'll kick you out", and the "You know, someday when you get married..." bullshit, my parents aren't abusive, they're still together, my family is all pretty close connected and other than two possible divorces happening soon nothing is really... bad, none of us are poor and we all have nice homes.

I guess its first-world problems.

Maybe I'm just lonely. I don't like going out because as I've stated before I don't think there's really anybody that shares the same interests as me that I would want to hang out with. Either because they're a bunch of tools, or they just don't exist.

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Off The Wall / Re: Reposted Picture Thread (56K Warning)

« on: December 17, 2012, 08:16:40 AM »

Looks like a place where something like a final battle would take place in a video game or movie with christianity stuff in it.

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Off The Wall / Re: "What's Upsetting You Right Now?"

« on: December 17, 2012, 07:17:37 AM »

I know I shouldn't be saying this, but I hope you find someone that understands you eventually.  I'm sorry your parents are like that, it just sucks that I want to help but can't do anything.  Like with my own best friend, though I think he'll be okay eventually.  I can't begin to imagine what you are going through, but it must be horrible.

I seriously [tornado fang]ing hate conformists, why can't they mind their own business?

Y'know if more people were like you, people would be much easier to talk to.

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Off The Wall / Re: "What's Upsetting You Right Now?"

« on: December 16, 2012, 11:18:02 PM »

Granted, there IS someone I like. But I'm not making it my business to fawn over her 24/7 nor actively persue her. We're good friends though and we talk often.

Thats great, hope it works out.

I wish I knew you in real life, I'd tell them to shut the hell up.  Having a significant other is not the only way to live life happily and they should just accept that.  You're a awesome guy dude, don't let them tell you you don't fit in society just because you're not interested in a relationship.  Honestly I really wish I could help you somehow, because this is just horrible, especially since you've been going through this for years.

That's nice of you to say, but I don't think anybody could help me now.
I just gotta suck it up and pretend everything is okay with everything, like I always do.

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Off The Wall / Re: "What's Upsetting You Right Now?"

« on: December 16, 2012, 10:55:28 PM »

Got one part wrong there.

I don't have any desire nor reason to have a girlfriend.

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Off The Wall / Re: "What's Upsetting You Right Now?"

« on: December 16, 2012, 10:49:44 PM »

So I got bitched at for posting stuff that shows me as a depressed person on Facebook by my mother.

I can't really articulate myself well, and don't feel comfortable talking about stuff like that in person.

I've been stressed out lately. Don't know why, might be the waking up early almost every [tornado fang]ing day, getting what accounts to zero sleep at night, I don't know.

But maybe she's right, maybe I'm depressed.

I mean, the way I see it, I'm an insignificant blip, nothing I will do in my life is ever going to mean anything.

I'm disgusted by society, society that has placed such a major [tornado fang]ing importance on relationships that even the littlest commercial for whatever will have some people "find somebody" even if it has little to nothing to do with stuff like that. I don't like it.

I don't like that I'm single, because of that. Because everywhere I go I pretty much am being told by society "get a girlfriend why don't you have a girlfriend don't you want to get married don't you want to be happy?" even by people who I know, who know me as the type who doesn't want any of that, and it pisses me off that they think this will somehow change. I'm 19, the "staying single forever" would have ended when I was 16 if I was a normal [tornado fang]. Because you know what? I would much rather be single and alone than be with somebody I don't love.
Of course, I could just tell the normals that I have a waifu, and then just watch the flood of "Cute crush but she's not real" [parasitic bomb] come in.

I'm sick of my parents thinking the only things I care about are video games, I'm sick of them getting pissy at me for how I spend MY money on figures and stuff because they see it as a waste. I'm sick of my mom threatening to kick me out just because I don't do enough chores since my piddly little job "Isn't enough". Isn't it "Enough" that I go to school? That I'm doing good in school? Where does she think I'll [tornado fang]ing go when she kicks me out? I don't have enough income to even consider living alone, so chances are I would simply vanish, nobody would see me again, and then sooner or later, bam, dead.

[tornado fang] this earth, [tornado fang] all of it. A small part of me actually hopes the world DOES end just so people will stop bitching about how I choose to live my life. Then again there wouldn't be anybody to [sonic slicer] about anything.

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Forum Games / Re: Add a caption to the previous poster's avatar, ROUND TWO!

« on: December 16, 2012, 09:20:46 AM »

Santa Doc.

I guess his ability is being fat and giving you powerups.

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Forum Games / Re: Add a caption to the previous poster's avatar, ROUND TWO!

« on: December 16, 2012, 07:36:42 AM »

Oh, don't mind me.

I'll be out of here in a week.

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Forum Games / Re: "What Are You Thinking Now?"

« on: December 16, 2012, 05:19:19 AM »

"Bite me.  Wait, no.  Blow me."

That's what I'm thinking right now.  I think you know who I'm thinking this about.  ;3

Not amused.

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Gaming / Re: Talk about Sonic

« on: December 16, 2012, 04:58:22 AM »

You know what's really tragic?
This game was supposed to have a REAL soundtrack at one point, but then suddenly something happened and they had to resort to them midis.

I believe that something was them running out of time to release the game.

When did the game come out again? Lets see...

Oh, September of 2008.

Here I thought it would've been November or December. You know, christmas rush, same thing that ruined 06.

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Forum Games / Re: "What Are You Thinking Now?"

« on: December 16, 2012, 04:35:29 AM »

That's a nitpick if there ever was one.

Really? Its common practice to refer to Japan only games as "Super Famicom" and games that were released in the US as "Super Nintendo".

I wouldn't go around calling a game like Action 52 a "Famicom" game since it was never released in Japan.

Don't be calling me out on my nitpicks, my Custom Description says it all.

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Forum Games / Re: "What Are You Thinking Now?"

« on: December 16, 2012, 03:54:15 AM »

Uhh, just looked it up.

First, it was released in the US. So don't have to call it a "Super Famicom" game because it wasn't Japan only.

Second, where does it say Gainax anywhere, all I see is 'ASMIK'.

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Gaming / Re: Talk about Sonic

« on: December 16, 2012, 03:16:12 AM »

Yeah, there's a lot of potential in Dark Brotherhood, but alas it's no Super Mario RPG. Maybe if they included Gemerl, did some re-writes and essentially write it like a Sonic Adventure game, work out the battle system, then you would have had a solid RPG.

Except there was plenty of problems with Brotherhood.
Gemerl doesn't need to be in it, stop saying things like that.
The writing was fine, I mean, it is BioWare, after all.
The battle system was crap, just needs to be scrapped.

But the main problem?

THE MUSIC.
Shitty FAN MADE MIDI's of songs from Sonic CD JP, Sonic 3D Blast (Both Genesis and Saturn) found off the internet and run through a filter that makes them sound like NES music.
I like NES Music Fine, but it sounds like they didn't bother making it sound even remotely good.

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Forum Games / Re: "What Are You Thinking Now?"

« on: December 16, 2012, 03:09:55 AM »

Needs more Gurren Lagann.

... wait.  Holy [parasitic bomb]!  Hatsune Miku!!  O_O

Also, lol SD Gundam.

I was going to say "No [parasitic bomb] its Super Robot Wars, everything is SD."

But there actually is SD gundam. Well then.

And regarding TTGL, SRW Z1 and Z2 had it, along with other favorites such as Gundam Wing and Code Geass.

Anyway, don't care about that, can't really play SRW if I can't understand whatever story there is.

I want my ACE: R2

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Roleplay / Re: Wilypocalypse NOW

« on: December 15, 2012, 06:58:19 AM »

RMZX - "Mmmm... Creme Puffs..."

RMZX woke up slowly.

RMZX - "Ahh... nice sleep."

As he opened his eyes, he saw Akai cuddled up against him.

RMZX - "Hey... wake up sleepyhead."

Akai opened her eyes, being an android she didn't really need to sleep.

Akai - "I'm the one who should say that."

She smiled, and gave RMZX a hug.

Akai - "Shall we get going, Josei?"

RMZX - "Sure, but I don't think we have anything to get back into space."

Akai - "Oh, I found something."

RMZX - "You did? When?"

Akai - "After that party at the Karaoke Bar."

RMZX - "That must be how you followed me up to space last time."

Akai - "No, I just hitched a ride on your ship again."

RMZX - "Oh... Well, anyway, show me!"

The two walked though the garage to a big object covered in a sheet.
Akai pulled back the sheet, revealing a large black and gold mecha.

RMZX - "Whoa... This thing is immense!"

Akai - "Its called 'Gawain', a very bulky machine, but compared to the machines the other resistance fighters have, its much smaller. It has a flight unit, which I have modified to allow us to take it into space, and a pair of large cannons, though they only have a limited amount of shots and drain the battery, they should only be used as a last resort."

RMZX - "Alright! Oh, but how will you come with me?"

Akai - "Not to worry, the Gawain is a two-seater, One of us in charge of the weapons and the other in charge of maneuvering."

RMZX - "Well, you're better at piloting than I am... you take the controls, I'll handle the weapons."

Akai - "Sounds good."

The cockpit opened and the two seated themselves inside the machine, a few seconds later, it activated.

Akai - "Alright... Gawain... LIFTOFF!"

The mech moved forwards, into a standing position, the flight unit activated, and the two were on their way back into space.

RMZX - "Alright, piece of cake. Now we can join into the fight."

Akai - "Josei... Can I ask you something?"

RMZX - "Hm? Sure, what's up?"

Akai's face got slightly red.

Akai - "Back when we were on the ship earlier... that woman with the red hair... I recall you getting distracted by her... shapeliness."

RMZX went beet red.

RMZX - "What about that?"

Akai - "Did you find her... attractive? Or was the swaying of her derriere putting you in a sort of hypnosis?"

RMZX - "Promise you won't be mad?"

Akai - "I won't be mad..."

RMZX - "It... was a little bit of both..."

Akai - "....I see..."

Akai got redder, and turned around.

Akai - "If you find her attractive... I could... change some of my features..."

RMZX - "There's... no need to do that!! "

Akai - "Why not? Don't you find her attractive?"

Akai slowed the machine down and slowly started to advance towards RMZX's seat, as she was doing so she started changing her physical features to resemble PBPB more.

RMZX - "Akai... how are you doing that?"

Akai - "Well... its one of my... features. To be as pleasing to the one I love." As she was saying this, her appearance and voice became that of PBPB.

RMZX - "I... I like you how you are! You're more beautiful than anybody in this universe the way you normally are!"

Akai - "That's not what your mind is telling me..."

RMZX - "But that's what my feelings are telling me."

Akai giggled, and returned her appearance and voice to normal.

Akai - "I knew that, I just thought it would be fun to play on your carnal lust."

RMZX sighed, face still red from Akai's prank.

RMZX - "That's not funny!"

Akai - "I thought it was. But seriously though, just remember I can always be whoever you want."

RMZX - "I'm sure you could use that ability for a different reason."

Akai - "I know, but its fun to mess with you, your lack of sexual contact makes you a prime subject for pranks like that."

RMZX - "Yeah, yeah, lets just go."

Akai pouted.

Akai - "You're no fun."

The two continued on their way.

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Forum Games / Re: "What Are You Thinking Now?"

« on: December 15, 2012, 05:55:03 AM »

My god what have I done?

Nothing.

I'm always a bit like this, you guys just don't see it that often.

Peaches and cream.

There, now that that's out of the way... ♪

I should smack you.

Cream is messy and hard to clean up, Only girls who want to smell like day-old cream want it on their peaches.

I just threw up a little.

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Off The Wall / Re: Post a Random Fact About Yourself

« on: December 15, 2012, 05:50:18 AM »

Yeah kinda like that I suppose.

Thigh-High Socks are better though. its better than Pantyhose.

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Off The Wall / Re: Post a Random Fact About Yourself

« on: December 15, 2012, 05:29:28 AM »

What?  You mean thigh-highs?  Tight, shiny, leather thigh-highs with stiletto heels?

Tight? Eh
Shiny? Probably
Stilettos? [tornado fang] no.

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Forum Games / Re: "What Are You Thinking Now?"

« on: December 15, 2012, 05:02:16 AM »

At the risk of sounding stupid are you talking about the fruits or the other thing?

Not the fruit, of course.

I can get my hands on melons the fruit anytime I want. Touching melons otherwise is a no-no, especially for somebody like me who has sworn off the allures of Three Dimensional Melons because the people they're attached to are never the kind of people I want to be around.

Same goes for peaches.

Not that I'm saying any of you here are people I don't like talking to, I mean those that I see when I'm not busy here.

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Off The Wall / Re: Post a Random Fact About Yourself

« on: December 15, 2012, 04:59:09 AM »

Knee High Boots! 

Over-Knee High Boots.

Zettai Ryouki.

I could go on, but I don't feel like it.