As long as you don't do Nutmeg.
You know how many times I considered it.
Hell I've had my share of crazy theories for why I'm feeling so odd lately.
One was that I'm in a coma and my consciousness is acting as sort of an avatar in a virtual reality, nothing around me is real, but new information is constantly fed into the system to make sure that everything is consistent with the real world.
Another is that I'm just really really losing my sense of time and as such my sanity is slipping with it, mostly due to work.
So that's why my dreams have been the so-called "Delusions of Grandeur".