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Roleplay / Re: RPM Fortress - The Roleplay

« on: November 13, 2009, 07:07:06 PM »

(It helps if you know about TF2, or have played it.)

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Roleplay / Re: RPM Fortress - The Roleplay

« on: November 13, 2009, 06:57:37 PM »

Hey! Don't call me a brat! I was just trying to divert their attention while I shot at them. At least I got a Kill.

Kallen grabbed some sheets out of a random box and went up to her room to fix her bed.

This way I don't get peeped at when I'm trying to get some Z's! So glad I have my own room where nobody can bug me, is sorta lonely though...

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Anime & Manga / Re: What Manga are you Currently Reading?

« on: November 13, 2009, 07:20:59 AM »

Reading the Kampfer Manga Online. Transformed Akane is Hawt, thats probably because she's pretty much a pissier version of Kallen...

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Roleplay / Re: RPM Fortress - The Roleplay

« on: November 13, 2009, 07:16:44 AM »

No, you fail. You need to be a SPY, not try to be Zero.

(If you need help on Knowing how the Spy Acts, search "How to play Spy" On youtube.)

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Anime & Manga / Re: What Anime are you Currently Watching?

« on: November 13, 2009, 05:57:16 AM »

Started watching Kampfer. It's awesome.

I want to start watching that.... But that might just be because of Girl Natsuru... Why must they make transformations of male characters so attractive?

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EXE / Re: Oh look. It's OSS BGMs

« on: November 13, 2009, 05:54:18 AM »

Um, I never said anything bad about it. I love the game...

You know what, I probably will too. I mean... If they insisted on making it so similar to the original (With some changed graphics) It must mean something... I'm a little peeved that they didn't make it completely different. But maybe theres a REASON behind all this. They make the game look like a waste of time, and thats probably to make the secrets in the game all the more better.

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Roleplay / Re: RPM Fortress - The Roleplay

« on: November 13, 2009, 05:49:05 AM »

You know... if you can sneak into their base and knock out the sentries. You'll pass... That or you could steal one of the women they have parading out in front of their recruitment center and make sweet love to her... I know you probably got aroused by seeing my fabulous body. 

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Zero / Re: Zero's Badass Level

« on: November 13, 2009, 05:30:09 AM »

I think she means that in the fact that she is the TF2 Buff on this Forum.

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Roleplay / Re: RPM Fortress - The Roleplay

« on: November 13, 2009, 05:27:46 AM »

Perverted fools.

Kallen, now well rested got her clothing on.

May I please request that I get a lock on my door? I don't need perverted creeps walking in on me and trying to score easily.

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Roleplay / Re: RPM Fortress - The Roleplay

« on: November 13, 2009, 05:20:04 AM »

(Actually Kallen sleeps how she does in the show, Face down wearing nothing but her panties. Mainly because thats a great mental image.)

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Zero / Re: Zero's Badass Level

« on: November 13, 2009, 05:17:08 AM »

Your making a bad choice, thier commies, the BLU team is fighting for skimpy outfits and miniskirts for the ladies, plus we have a spy already, THEY dont.
Plus im awesome and we WILL get to see some leg, you hear me?

Actually, we're fighting for the old to stay in. And for women to have larger chests. Kallen is a prime example of that. Plus she sleeps mostly nude.

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Zero / Re: Zero's Badass Level

« on: November 13, 2009, 03:48:16 AM »

I have no Idea what that is, care to explain?

He's trying to get you into our RPM Fortress Roleplay. Don't join BLU, Join RED. We have less people.

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EXE / Re: Oh look. It's OSS BGMs

« on: November 13, 2009, 03:27:54 AM »

That would be a waste of time... You know what though... I recall hearing about people here wanting Capcom to release the original EXE games on the DS. Well, they did and you guys [sonic slicer], I can understand when the game is completely the same, but its improved, using the enhanced gameplay of the later games. And you STILL [sonic slicer]. Graphics and Sound Don't mean everything, as long as the game is enjoyable it should be fine... At least the original theme is back.

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Roleplay / Re: RPM Fortress - The Roleplay

« on: November 13, 2009, 03:23:18 AM »

After Kallen had healed, she decided to sit around the red base...

Sure is empty here....

Kallen found a small room with nobody in it, pulled out a soft matress, pulled most of her clothing off, and went to sleep. Making sure to close the door so nobody would see her.

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Roleplay / Re: RPM Fortress - The Roleplay

« on: November 13, 2009, 02:16:31 AM »

Damnit! I can't take this!

Kallen Shot a Ball At the Soldier and made him dizzy.

Eat this!

While the Soldier was Stunned Kallen was pushing through with all her strength to get as close as possible to the soldier and pulled her Scattergun out.

Not going to get me that easily.

Kallen put the Scattergun up to the Soldiers Chin and pulled the Trigger.

BANG!

The BLU Soldier fell to the Ground.

Kallen Limped back to the main part of the base and got to the Health Cabinet. (5 Health Left)

Phew... didn't think I could kill a soldier. Thats worthy of a drink.

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Off The Wall / Re: The Avatar / Signature Changing Thread

« on: November 13, 2009, 02:09:47 AM »

I like that avatar, its cute and sad at the same time.

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Roleplay / Re: RPM Fortress - The Roleplay

« on: November 13, 2009, 02:00:50 AM »

Can't take this anymore... Need to run.

Kallen runs off to get medical attention.

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Forum Games / Re: funny chat logs

« on: November 13, 2009, 01:58:08 AM »

Spoiler Tagged due to length.

(click to show/hide)

GaiaX6: I see.
RMZXEXE: so, wanna play some TF2?
GaiaX6: Bacon.
RMZXEXE: Bacon... tasty... Good thing I have food or I would complain that I'm starving.
GaiaX6: Would you eat bacon if it's tied next to lit dynamite.
GaiaX6: *?
RMZXEXE: Maybe, how long is the fuse?
GaiaX6: 6CM long.
RMZXEXE: ehh... if I could rip it off and run away with it... maybe
GaiaX6: You gotta be fast if you want to do it.
RMZXEXE: Exactly... Maybe if I was the Scout... but since Im not and not that energetic .... i'd probably not...
GaiaX6: The scout doesn't have a knife..
GaiaX6: So there's little chance of cutting it free.
RMZXEXE: True... the spy maybe? but he can't run that fast...
GaiaX6: Unless there's a piggyback, but they will kill eachother over it.
RMZXEXE: yeah... that seems to make sense...
GaiaX6: And nobody's from britan.
RMZXEXE: That is true... Heavy could probably get the bacon... hes bulky enough to survive the explosion
GaiaX6: But he is slow.
RMZXEXE: Very true. He wouldn't be able to get to it before somebody else could swipe it....
GaiaX6: Demoman would have the most chance of getting it, since he IS a demolition expert.
GaiaX6: He can defuse it.
GaiaX6: Without setting it off.
RMZXEXE: Makes sense, but would he be sober enough?
GaiaX6: And that leaves the Sniper.
GaiaX6: He would be too busy enough with his job to even care.
RMZXEXE: yeah, Pyro and soldier couldn't get it either. Pyro would set it off and Soldier is slower.
GaiaX6: Nobody can get it.
GaiaX6: Well, there's the Engeneer.
RMZXEXE: Dispenser nearby to heal him
GaiaX6: Although the dispenser would get hit.
RMZXEXE: yeah, it would have to get hit
GaiaX6: So that means nobody would be able to get it.
GaiaX6: Unless they are in teams.
RMZXEXE: Medic-Heavy could get it...
GaiaX6: Spy-Scout can have a chance.
GaiaX6: It's red vs blue anyway.
RMZXEXE: lol
RMZXEXE: that is true
GaiaX6: It'll be a free-for-all until either the flame from the Pyro hits the dinyamite, Sniper hits the dynamite, or it goes off on it's own.
RMZXEXE: yeah.
GaiaX6: Either way, no one can win.
RMZXEXE: Exactly, its the battle for the bacon. Even if it survives the explosion nobody will eat it because its sizzled to a crisp.... maybe heavy would eat it...
GaiaX6: If he manages to survive.
GaiaX6 is now Away.
GaiaX6 is now Online.
RMZXEXE: thats why he should have a medic nearby at all times
GaiaX6: But then again, he is one of the weaker classes.
RMZXEXE: yeah... Medic should be careful.
GaiaX6: Why he should have a soldier backing him up.
GaiaX6: With the Engeneer guards the base.
RMZXEXE: And the scout to collect the Bacon Dynamite while the spy cuts the rope off
RMZXEXE: to bring to the Demoman to Diffuse it.
RMZXEXE: It would have to be preformed perfectly
GaiaX6: Unless the Blu team decides to go after it.
RMZXEXE: Yeah, then they would have to worry about fighting them and not worry about the bacon
GaiaX6: Unless thier allies get to the bacon before the Blu team does.
RMZXEXE: Then they would have to fight off the Blu Team WHILE retrieving the Bacon.
GaiaX6: Okay, RPM is being freaky.
RMZXEXE: Whys that? That Omega dude?
GaiaX6: No, glitch.
RMZXEXE: oh, I dont seem to have it...
GaiaX6: I wanted another place, and it took me all the way to the fan creations board. O.O
RMZXEXE: O_o Wierd... Im not getting that...
GaiaX6: Non-Seth animation?
GaiaX6: Something on fox?
RMZXEXE: Not Family Guy, American Dad, Clevland Show...
RMZXEXE: It was a response to Super nova
RMZXEXE: Im editing my post
GaiaX6: So it was a bet?
RMZXEXE: no, He just asked when the Simpsons was getting a new episode
RMZXEXE: lol
GaiaX6: Ah.
GaiaX6: So far there's like three seth shows.
RMZXEXE: Yeah
RMZXEXE: 3/4
RMZXEXE:
GaiaX6: One online.
RMZXEXE: Oh right, the Mini Cartoons?
GaiaX6: Yeah.
RMZXEXE: That means 4 then
RMZXEXE: 3 on fox, one online
RMZXEXE:
GaiaX6: A third is being aired on fox, while the fourth is being aired on Youtube.
GaiaX6: So 3/4.
RMZXEXE: yeah
RMZXEXE: The Youtube one is on DVD now, its apparently disgusting...
RMZXEXE: Seeing the ads for it make it look like its disgusting at least
GaiaX6: And that Mario bit.
RMZXEXE: The Mario one is funny
RMZXEXE: I don't like the Stewie voice Mario has though
GaiaX6: However, I haven't seen a single Super Mario relaited gag yet.
GaiaX6: on Family Guy itself.
RMZXEXE: I know, Irony
RMZXEXE: The Youtube show is pretty much cutaway gags on Family Guy without that shows characters
GaiaX6: It gets more ironic when Peter finds out about the Evil Monkey.
RMZXEXE: I thought the monkey died?
GaiaX6: Remember, the characters are sturdy as [tornado fang] in that show.
RMZXEXE: Very true
RMZXEXE: He was bleeding though
RMZXEXE:
GaiaX6: How'd you think everyone survived the gun fight?
RMZXEXE: Oh right, last nights episode
RMZXEXE:
GaiaX6: And the Evil Monkey is a primary.
RMZXEXE: Yeah, I keep forgetting that there aren't many small role characters in FG. Personally I find Adam West to be funnier than most of the primary cast.
GaiaX6: He's basically the ego [Bumpity-Boom!] of the show.
GaiaX6: Hence why he got the one way sign.
GaiaX6: for the roughtwiler.
RMZXEXE: lol
GaiaX6: I do remember the times when cleaveland broke the fourth wall.
GaiaX6: "Do you know that I'm getting a spinoff?"
RMZXEXE: I miss having Clevland on the show, When I catch the new episodes on AS or Hulu they seem a little more stale lately... Or maybe its because they [twin slasher] the hell out of the First Season episodes
RMZXEXE: I did like the letter that one person sent about hating Family Guy, with AS saying how after its done then FGZ, FGGT, and FGK will come out and they can replay it to hell then.
RMZXEXE:
GaiaX6: Without Cleaveland?
GaiaX6: Yeah.
RMZXEXE: Yeah, he was kinda the normal guy in the show.
GaiaX6: But we got to see him in a familiar gag.
RMZXEXE: Of course, the Bathtub Gag
GaiaX6: The poor guy can't even get a good bath.
RMZXEXE: Never will Never has.
GaiaX6: Last time the bathtub gag was used, it was used with a bomb.
RMZXEXE: Right... I think I either missed that episode or dont remember it...
RMZXEXE: I dont really watch it much outside of Adult Swim
RMZXEXE: and I didn't have TV for the past 2 months...
RMZXEXE: Not to mention that my Parents are Protective of me to no end...
GaiaX6: TV blowout?
RMZXEXE: No, Cable box wasnt working
GaiaX6: Cable? I got AT&T.
RMZXEXE: It wasn't plugged in somehow
RMZXEXE: Digital Cable, lol
RMZXEXE: We seem to like it a lot
RMZXEXE: Plus I have a TiVo
RMZXEXE: Hasn't been recording anything for weeks
GaiaX6: Ouch.
GaiaX6: Mine has a series recorder. :/
RMZXEXE: Same
RMZXEXE: I mainly Record Bleach, The Office (Both versions), Simpsons, and Titan Maximum
GaiaX6: Say, how's Titan Maximum? Good enough to get a part in Super Robot Wars?
GaiaX6: Or does it need enough episodes to be a legimite entry?
RMZXEXE: Its made by the people who made Robot Chicken, its pretty good. Its more of a comedy than anything
RMZXEXE: I dont think the ppl who make SRW would see it
RMZXEXE: if they did it would be a pretty epic entry
GaiaX6: Epic ball-kicking finish.
RMZXEXE: Exactly, Crotch attacks solve everything in that show.
RMZXEXE: You know what? I think my parents bug me a little too much...
GaiaX6: Like prison guards with prisoners?
GaiaX6: Or officers with POWs?
RMZXEXE: No, more like Parents with an infant
RMZXEXE: /lol
RMZXEXE: For the longest time I wasnt allowed to play M rated games because of violence
GaiaX6: Actually, Titan Maximum itself knows a few martial arts moves..
RMZXEXE: Yeah, But is it doing the moves itself or are the pilots doing it?
RMZXEXE: Also, admiral Bitchface. Love that name
GaiaX6: Plus retirement planet.
RMZXEXE: Yeah
GaiaX6: If they do get involved, a mission would have to do with protecting  the planet while being lured into a trap by admaral bitchface.
RMZXEXE: Exactly
GaiaX6: Because that's a key planet.
RMZXEXE: Exactly, good area for a mission
RMZXEXE: They should totally make a Titan Maximum game. Base it off Starfox 64/
RMZXEXE:
GaiaX6: Adult Swim Game's primary series is 5 Minutes to Kill Yourself.
RMZXEXE: I love those games
RMZXEXE: Good time-killers
GaiaX6: You play as a sucidal maniac who just wants to end it all.
RMZXEXE: Exactly, its fun to find all the ways to get hurt.
RMZXEXE: Fantasy Telemarketer is fun too
GaiaX6: Then there' Zombie Hooker Nightmare.
RMZXEXE: Not played that one, how is it
GaiaX6: Not as fun because it's a generic Zombie killer.
RMZXEXE: true, looks to me like Viva Caligula personally
GaiaX6: Same engine?
RMZXEXE: Possible
RMZXEXE: Looks the same
RMZXEXE: must be same developer
RMZXEXE: brb
RMZXEXE: back
RMZXEXE: /lol
RMZXEXE: chatting with my on-again, off-again GF
GaiaX6: And would you like your cat steam-fried, grilled, or barbequed?
GaiaX6: Or maybe fried?
GaiaX6: How about Boiled?
RMZXEXE: err....
RMZXEXE: I dunno
GaiaX6: Okay.. how about this week's special? Nuked Shrimp?
RMZXEXE: Nuked? Filled with Radiation? Sure!
GaiaX6: Alright. What would you like on the side? we got radioactive berries.
RMZXEXE: Are they... Strawberries?
GaiaX6: They are completely radiated so it's not easy to recognize them anymore.
RMZXEXE: Ok... I'll take some
GaiaX6: Now for the drinks, would you like Toxic waste or Coke mixed in with Miller Light?
RMZXEXE: Coke and Miller Light plz
GaiaX6: Alright.
GaiaX6: Enjoy.
RMZXEXE: Thank you I will, *Eats food* Tasty... *Passes out due to radiation poisoning*
RMZXEXE: *Foaming at the mouth*
GaiaX6 is now Offline.

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Roleplay / Re: RPM Fortress - The Roleplay

« on: November 13, 2009, 01:36:18 AM »

I don't wear a skirt unless its part of a uniform!

Kallen pulled out her Force-a-Nature and shot at the cumbersome Soldier, Hoping to get him out of her Hair.

Why won't you Die!

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Roleplay / Re: RPM Fortress - The Roleplay

« on: November 13, 2009, 01:20:33 AM »

Kallen felt her body loosen up and she started to run at her normal speed.

Now to really get some distance between us.

Kallen Jumped into the air, and suddenly Jumped again onto a roof in RED Territory. She pulled out her Pistol and Shot Rapidly at the Soldier who was tailing her to slow him down.

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Forum Games / Re: Praise the above poster!

« on: November 13, 2009, 01:12:46 AM »

He RP's a mean ass soldier who actually saw Kallen expose herself.

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Forum Games / Re: "What Are You Thinking Now?"

« on: November 13, 2009, 01:04:32 AM »

" So then when are The simpsons be getting a new episode?"

When Glorious Sunday arrives, we shall see the last chunk of Non-Seth Animation on the network.

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Roleplay / Re: RPM Fortress - The Roleplay

« on: November 13, 2009, 01:00:00 AM »

Not a chance, Buddy!

Kallen pulled out her Sandman and shot a ball right at the BLU Soldier then proceeded to clobber him woth the Bat a few times before running off.

And for your information, Gino can rot in the deepest [parasitic bomb]-filled pit in Hell.

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Challenge Mode / Re: Most used Teams in Sonic Heroes

« on: November 13, 2009, 12:53:20 AM »

Don't twist my Quotes, I like Kallen for more than her large mammaries. If I only liked those I would've preferred Milly over Kallen.

And there was a time quite a while ago that I actually used to like Rouge, mainly for her chest but I was young and foolish.

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Roleplay / Re: RPM Fortress - The Roleplay

« on: November 13, 2009, 12:14:04 AM »

Kallen sluggishly walked back to the base...

Thats the last time I ever do that... what was I thinking, exposing myself to them... even though I could probably help us get some recruits with doing that... How embarassing would that be.