[What, it was spark 6? Oh, I think I did it wrong.]
Anarchy was ambushed by the annoying as hell reaverbots.
I don't have time for this! Get off me you [tornado fang]ing parasites!Anarchy Spun a bit to weaken their grip on him, then he swapped out the drill arm for the Powered Buster and planted a shot into their heads, collecting more Zenny.
I could make a living out of this!Anarchy's eyes were diverted by an opening to his left, he quickly made his way inside.
Gee... sure is dark in here. Must be a detour! 
Suddenly spikes started coming out of the walls, Anarchy avoided them, as they were coming out of predicable black boxes.
Please, the only person who falls for those things (Let alone gets hurt by touching the sides rather than the actual pointy part.) Doesn't even live in this universe!h...help...A faint voice called for help. Anarchy followed the voice.
What he found was a flag, being held onto by a wounded Lakitu!
Oh, guess they aren't all dead, Hatter must've stretched the truth. Grab ahold!The lakitu grabbed onto the back of Anarchy's cloak, while Anarchy grabbed the flag, he then sped off.
One left!The tunnel appeared to get narrower, but before being able to reach the end of it, Anarchy fell into a pit....
Oddly enough, it was rather light, Neither of the two were dead, but rather, it appeared they were in a sanctuary of some sort, compared to the falling apart state of the ruins, this sanctuary was rather untouched.
Whoa, this place is huge...Who would've known this was hidden inside a decrepit ruin?The lakitu noticed a small cloud hanging around.
Hey! Its my cloud, if you can get me there I can head back to the race HQ!Not a problem, it appears I'll be able to climb to it.Anarchy climbed up the stairs to the cloud, the lakitu hopped on and flew out through the opening.
Thanks again!Anarchy waved the Lakitu away, and walked into the small room at the top of the stairs....