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Forum Games / Re: Super "What Are You Thinking?" ReBirth

« on: October 09, 2013, 05:59:24 AM »

A wild Joltik appeared!

It's sitting in the juncture of the wall and the ceiling. 

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Forum Games / Re: Super "What Are You Thinking?" ReBirth

« on: October 09, 2013, 04:52:15 AM »

Only one [tornado fang] is needed. Mewtwo.
... That sounded so wrong.

OH MYYY...

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Off The Wall / Re: "What's Upsetting You Right Now?"

« on: October 09, 2013, 04:51:10 AM »

If you go into an empty room, the room is no longer empty.  See, you have weight, mass, and you occupy space.

You matter!

Science humor.

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Forum Games / Re: Super "What Are You Thinking?" ReBirth

« on: October 09, 2013, 04:47:22 AM »

Oh the things I've been bitten by!

Oh the laundry I need to eventually do.

Oh the floor I need to vacuum.

Oh the fucks I don't give, currently.

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Off The Wall / Re: "What's Upsetting You Right Now?"

« on: October 09, 2013, 04:45:14 AM »

My dinner is upsetting my stomach which in turn is upsetting me.

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Forum Games / Re: Super "What Are You Thinking?" ReBirth

« on: October 09, 2013, 04:40:11 AM »

Try not to get bitten by Joltiks.  It's... not fun.  Itchy red scabby bite, stomach cramps, and generalized ugh feeling for a week.  Their venom contains the same chemicals as a brown recluse.

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Forum Games / Re: Super "What Are You Thinking?" ReBirth

« on: October 09, 2013, 04:34:36 AM »

Joltik used Bug Bite!
It was super-effective!

I became poisoned.

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Forum Games / Re: Super "What Are You Thinking?" ReBirth

« on: October 09, 2013, 04:29:05 AM »

Or, it will crawl into my bed and bite me like the last one did and I'll be sick for a week.

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Forum Games / Re: Super "What Are You Thinking?" ReBirth

« on: October 09, 2013, 04:26:36 AM »

A WILD JOLTIK APPEARED!!

Wild Joltik has crawled into the air vent and vanished.

The wild Joltik will no doubt appear in either the bathroom or my bedroom later.

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Forum Games / Re: Super "What Are You Thinking?" ReBirth

« on: October 09, 2013, 03:59:18 AM »

*looks up at ceiling.*

Oh hi, yellow sac spider.

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Forum Games / Re: Comment on the Previous Signature.

« on: October 09, 2013, 03:57:29 AM »

You say that now, but when you keel over from a rage-induced heart attack, I'll be here watching and saying that I told you so.

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Forum Games / Re: Comment on the Previous Signature.

« on: October 09, 2013, 03:48:31 AM »

You should fear the ulcers and heart attack your stress and anger will bring you.

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Forum Games / Re: Super "What Are You Thinking?" ReBirth

« on: October 09, 2013, 03:46:07 AM »

There is.

BRING ON THE CANCER.

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Forum Games / Re: Comment on the Previous Signature.

« on: October 09, 2013, 03:39:00 AM »

Fear my death stare!

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Forum Games / Re: Super "What Are You Thinking?" ReBirth

« on: October 09, 2013, 03:38:33 AM »

So do I.  I have a plastic Gatorade bottle that I've been reusing for almost a year.

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Forum Games / Re: Super "What Are You Thinking?" ReBirth

« on: October 09, 2013, 03:23:43 AM »

I just had a hot shower.  Been awake since 5 am.

CAN I MAKE IT TIL MIDNIGHT?

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Forum Games / Re: Add a caption to the previous poster's avatar, ROUND TWO!

« on: October 09, 2013, 02:46:41 AM »

I'll let my ball decide!

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Forum Games / Re: Super "What Are You Thinking?" ReBirth

« on: October 09, 2013, 02:28:49 AM »

I just had dinner; the other half of the sub I ordered for lunch.

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Forum Games / Re: Add a caption to the previous poster's avatar, ROUND TWO!

« on: October 09, 2013, 01:29:46 AM »

With both guns at once, or one at a time?

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Forum Games / Re: Super "What Are You Thinking?" ReBirth

« on: October 09, 2013, 01:13:46 AM »

Took her to a safe, secluded, sunny spot and let her go.  There's a retention pond surrounded by a fence, so I let her go on the other side.  

One kid wanted to squish her and I vehemently refused to allow him to touch her.  I used the opportunity to teach the neighborhood kids about wolf spiders and how they're beneficial creatures that are harmless to humans.  

Hopefully by my protecting that spider, I've taught those kids to show respect for others.

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Gaming / Re: Pokemon Generation VI: Pokemon X and Pokemon Y

« on: October 09, 2013, 01:00:39 AM »

Bypass network restrictions by only showing it on Pokemon TV, that's how.

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Forum Games / Re: Super "What Are You Thinking?" ReBirth

« on: October 09, 2013, 12:58:37 AM »

I found a large female wolf spider.

I held her in my hands to protect her from humans.

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Forum Games / Re: Super "What Are You Thinking?" ReBirth

« on: October 09, 2013, 12:51:42 AM »

I referenced a lynx for the perfect snarl.

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Forum Games / Re: Super "What Are You Thinking?" ReBirth

« on: October 08, 2013, 11:28:35 PM »

He bites.

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Forum Games / Re: Super "What Are You Thinking?" ReBirth

« on: October 08, 2013, 11:14:52 PM »

Here.  Have an angry Mewtwo.