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Gaming / Re: Pokemon Generation VI: X/Y & Omega Ruby/Alpha Sapphire
« on: October 17, 2014, 09:57:17 AM »
Oh... oh god....

I saw the back of a Loudred.

It has an anus.

...

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There was quite a bit of background information about the poison pits, all provided by a narrator, with a movie being the framing device.

The first part of the dream also included flying to a star system for a diplomatic meeting, but it ended up just being about the spacers trying to woo the only girl on the ship (not me.  I was the outsider who just somehow managed to join their group and they tolerated.  The girl was eventually the getaway driver). 

Eventually, we fly to the planet with the pits, as we need to rendezvous with people at a memorial made where bodies were dumped during a great war to take control of the energy crystals mined there.  Due to the potency of the crystals, no one knew how to mine them properly, and they were in a mad rush to get them, so they strip-mined them in these giant sulfuric pits.

The casualties of that war were buried in those pits and we were going to discuss the initial burial practices with leaders from that planet, as they weren't happy about it.

Since I wasn't an official part of that group, they told me to go somewhere and busy myself with something.  That's when I found the town suspended over the pits.  I joined some other people and I started pointing out the discontinuities about the town and the strangeness of them using these black bars so randomly.  I pointed out animals camouflaged as other things, and pointed out how the pits vanished and that only one side of the town existed and the rest was a featureless void, and they all got angry with me and chased me away.

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So, I decided to go to bed at a decent hour and I konked out and had this dream about dumping bodies into this poison gas-filled giant pit that was the result of strip-mining gone haywire, and nearby was this town that was built on land pillars suspended over disused mining pits, and that's where the lower-class people lived, and for some reason, they decorated houses and fences with random black bars and tried to make it look like comic panels.

And then I was chased off by people for some reason, and ended up with some escaped convicts and we stole a paddy wagon and were in a high-speed chase as the cops shot at us.  And the driver of our getaway vehicle kept talking about how you should never fall for biker guys named Lucas, because they're assholes.

"Or guys named Bruce, for that matter," she added as we finally lost our pursuers.

WAT

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Same with under my couch.  But, it was worth it for the best hiding place ever.

Even though I emerged covered in dust and cobwebs, and coughing.

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Gaming / Re: Pokemon Generation VI: X/Y & Omega Ruby/Alpha Sapphire
« on: October 17, 2014, 05:13:26 AM »
Next time I'm in town, I'll see if it's up for preorder.  If it is, Sapphire be mine.

In the meantime... *Sets up Sleeper with DrSmoothLove*

MAKE ME A SHINY

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I've only ever moved the couches to get behind them.  If I wasn't strong enough to move them, I'd crawl under them.  The couch was the best hiding place in the house because no one would think to look under there as they didn't think I could fit under there.

Well, I could.  I'd shimmy under the couch on my belly and wait quietly.

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My outdoor forts were usually safe.  I had a very nice den in a large pine bush for a while.  It was hollow underneath and one side opened like a cave.  But, then it got a fungus and was cut down.  I relocated my fort to the woods.

I had several forts spread about a two-mile radius.

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I made a fort under the kitchen table and would pull the tablecloth down to cover it.  That usually ended with me pulling the entire tablecloth—and any dishes and things of silverware—off the table and onto the floor.  I'd then be yelled at and spanked.

Come to think of it, a lot of my indoor forts ended with a mess and me being yelled at and spanked.

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When I was a kid, I would drape the shower curtain over the side of the tub and hold it there with a bunch of tub toys.  Then, I'd fill it with water like a pool.  Eventually, it'd get too heavy and the toys would slip and all that water would spill on the floor.

I'd then get yelled at and spanked. :P

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Gaming / Re: Pokemon Generation VI: X/Y & Omega Ruby/Alpha Sapphire
« on: October 17, 2014, 04:43:57 AM »
She was even adorkable in those... poses. 8D

I can't wait for preorders to start!

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Join me in blanket-and-pillow fort?

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Gaming / Re: Pokemon Generation VI: X/Y & Omega Ruby/Alpha Sapphire
« on: October 17, 2014, 04:31:12 AM »
MAAAAAAYYYYYYY

And after seeing Flannery in some... compromising positions, I can't look at her the same way again. 8D

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I'm too cold to make it count. D:

*snuggles in blankets*

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So cold...

*wrapped in blankets*

Oh, 20K post.

Uh...

Nope, still cold.  Can't make it count even retroactively.

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Gaming / Re: Pokemon Generation VI: X/Y & Omega Ruby/Alpha Sapphire
« on: October 17, 2014, 02:47:17 AM »
That was going to be Pepita's job, but I'm a lousy trainer who could use all the help I can get, so Pepita will be used for competitive play.

...while the rest of her team is comprised of Pokémon with really meh stats. 

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Wish my classes had interesting questions like that.  I could turn it into a fanfic.

And DAMN I'm still tired.  I slept pretty much all day!  Maintenance was power-washing the sidewalk outside (some idiot wrote "[tornado fang]" on it in paint or something and it took Maintenance MONTHS to notice and finally get rid of it), and I could smell whatever chemical they were using.

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Gaming / Re: Pokemon Generation VI: X/Y & Omega Ruby/Alpha Sapphire
« on: October 17, 2014, 02:27:17 AM »
He's surprisingly young for how hard he works. 8D

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Gaming / Re: Pokemon Generation VI: X/Y & Omega Ruby/Alpha Sapphire
« on: October 17, 2014, 02:21:45 AM »
Got a batch already, though I could breed more!  8D

I also have Astroglide for when DrSmoothLove gets tired.

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Gaming / Re: Pokemon Generation VI: X/Y & Omega Ruby/Alpha Sapphire
« on: October 17, 2014, 02:13:12 AM »
There's no one in the Daycare at the moment, as I had taken Yendy and Lavinnia out on their third Double Battle dinner date and let them consummate it in the Daycare (after getting Yendy massaged and Lavinnia drunk).  They had four kids; two sons and two daughters.  Oneiromancer (which JUST FIT), Jung, Gwendolen, and Mirai.  Only Gwendolen has a stat that's any good.

That's what I get for breeding mutants. 

So, which Starter should I set up with DrSmoothLove? 8D

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Gaming / Re: Pokemon Generation VI: X/Y & Omega Ruby/Alpha Sapphire
« on: October 17, 2014, 02:08:44 AM »
Finally got around to checking the GTS.  Got that male Hypno I was waiting on.  He's Japanese, came all the way from Unova, and has one good IV.  He will be bred for a Shiny.

Welcome to the family, Sleeper.  Why do you look so derpy.



I'm also breeding more Starters.  Bred a bunch of Turtwig and Cyndaquil.  I'm going to drop off my Oshawott and breed it, and then breed some more Mudkip and Chikorita, breed my Piplup, breed more Chimchar and Snivy, and breed my Treecko.  I should also breed more Totodile.

I has ALL the Starters!

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There's room under my blankets!  Let's curl up and go to sleep~

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I conquered the Insomnia.

Ended up sleeping a lot.

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NOOOOOOOOoooooo....

I will find a way to relax and sleep!  I need sleep!

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Fine time to strike again, Insomnia.

I was stressing out over inspection... when it won't happen until the 30th.  So, now I can't sleep because I'm stressed out.

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Oh.

Lucky!

TAKE ME! D:

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