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Total time logged in: 100 days, 10 hours and 31 minutes.

Back to lurking and watching all of those guests (almost 90% of them are bots, I can assure you), and vanquishing every single bot that signs up (nine out of ten users that sign up are bots).

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Off The Wall / Re: Latest Buys
« on: April 12, 2012, 05:54:47 AM »
Since he arrived in the mail today...



What makes this purchase even more awesome?  The retail price is $60.  I got Zuckuss for $9.99, plus $15 shipping and handling, and the total is still more than half! :D

Posted on: April 05, 2012, 05:35:21 AM
I bought The Essential Guide to Warfare.  Well, I ordered it last weekend and UPS delivered it today.

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Off The Wall / Re: Reposted Picture Thread (56K Warning)
« on: April 11, 2012, 10:01:39 AM »
So that's what they're called now?  I've still been calling them Solitaire Machines...

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Forum Games / Re: "What Are You Thinking Now?"
« on: April 11, 2012, 08:38:17 AM »
You know... I had some ridiculous Pokémon fanon ages ago.  It was pretty ridiculous.  I think only The Lost Scrolls of Xatu were the tolerable bits, and even then, I was pushing it with Professor Hypno.  And Carcerus.  And Twisted Mew.  Oh, yes, and in the comic, the Pokémon spoke English while the humans said their names.

But, that fanon was tolerable in comparison to my other fanon that was worse.  Much worse.  Much worse than yours, as this was back in the day when I was still in the grips of Mary Sues and hadn't quite yet learned how not to make one.  I can't call you "stupid" unless I call myself stupid.

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Off The Wall / Re: Reposted Picture Thread (56K Warning)
« on: April 11, 2012, 08:06:21 AM »
A couple of Failbook reposts.





And here's a bee cleaning her tongue.


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Forum Games / Re: "What Are You Thinking Now?"
« on: April 11, 2012, 07:17:36 AM »
Can't wait to pay that $52.97.

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Forum Games / Re: "What Are You Thinking Now?"
« on: April 11, 2012, 05:53:40 AM »
I finally got word on my electric bill.  Last month's amount was so small that they just tacked it onto this month's bill, which is on its way.

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Forum Games / Re: "What Are You Thinking Now?"
« on: April 10, 2012, 08:55:17 AM »
Heh, I burped and it sounded like a buzzer.

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Off The Wall / Re: Reposted Picture Thread (56K Warning)
« on: April 10, 2012, 07:00:15 AM »
And speaking of pyros...



She was arrested for arson.  And appears to be very happy about it.

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Off The Wall / Re: Reposted Picture Thread (56K Warning)
« on: April 09, 2012, 08:32:39 AM »

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Gaming / Re: The "What are you currently playing?" Thread
« on: April 09, 2012, 07:41:19 AM »
It's been a long time, but our intrepid band of bounty hunters made some headway in Wizardry 6: Bane of the Cosmic Forge.

After searching some rooms and realizing that the row of locked doors were the same locked doors that Dengar tried to unlock before, the group explored the hallway and found some stairs.  They went into another room, where they found a pile of bones.  Dengar searched the bones and found this around the skeleton's finger:

    OLLY ROGE
  J  *   *   *   R
D *     X     *   S
  E *   *    *  G
    CODERRIN

This item, the Jolly Rogers Decoder Ring, was given to Zuckuss.  Zuckuss then used it to read the dead man's log book that he had picked up a while back.  There were numerous entries, and they spoke of a mysterious plague, a buried treasure, and a giant mountain.  The dead man watched as his shipmates died from the plague and had asked the local dwarf miners for help.  Judging by the condition of the corpse, he didn't get much assistance.  As the group explore the dungeon, they face some wyrms and leeches.  Those creatures usually don't cause too much trouble, but one leech managed, somehow, to stretch all the way back through the group and bite Zuckuss.

Bossk: *watches as a leech stretches by his head.*  O.O

Zuckuss: AAAAAH!!

After that battle, the group promptly went down to meet with Queequeg the trader.  Greedo, that smooth talker, told Queequeg about the giant mountain, and he told Greedo the password to the one locked room.  So, with that knowledge, the group go to the room and Bossk says "skeleton crew" when asked.  They are then granted admittance to the room. 

They will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.  They'd best be cautious.

The drunken pirates and other scalliwags look over the motley group; Bossk in his leather and fur, IG-88 bearing his Sword of Striking, Greedo with his cape and tunic pockets full of everything that he stole, Dengar the awkward ranger, 4-LOM and his array of instruments, and Zuckuss the "faerie alchemist".

"We don't take kindly to faeries round dese parts."

A large brute, Captain Matey, challenges Bossk to a duel... or a drinking game, which Bossk accepts.  And damn, did Bossk ever drink the captain under the table!  That Trandoshan can hold his liquor! 

So, Captain Matey passes out and his comrades drag him out to sleep it off and the party is free to lounge.  So, what do they do?  Inspect every single room, finding most of them empty... except for one.  In that room is Captain Matey, sleeping off the drinking binge... and a treasure chest.

Greedo disarms the chest and to the bounty hunters go the spoils.  Zuckuss got five Blind Powder to add to his arsenal.  The rest of the loot went to Bossk, since he can hold lots of stuff.  Captain Matey wakes up and in his drunken stupor, catches the theft.  He calls in his buddies and it is time to do battle! 

Greedo hides in the shadows as Bossk and IG-88 start fighting.  4-LOM serenades the rogues into docility and Dengar thrusts at them with his spear.  Zuckuss concocts a stink bomb and incapacitates Matey's friends.  Then, Greedo bursts forth from the shadows and surprises the captain with a backstab!  4-LOM beans a pirate on the head with a bullet stone, thrown from his sling, and Bossk melees with his Claymore.  Zuckuss tosses some acid into the fray, and after a few more hits, the battle is over, and to the bounty hunters—again—go the spoils.  This time, lots of armor, which will be divided up later, lots of gold, some potions, and a fire bomb that goes to Zuckuss.

So, something happened this time around, rather than the usual grinding.  There was some story progression!  Hopefully, soon, there will be more story progression and we'll find out what our band of bounty hunters are up to next time in Wizardry 6: Bane of the Cosmic Forge.

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Fan Creations / Re: Invasion Beta 2.0
« on: April 07, 2012, 07:12:16 AM »
A sudden thought struck me and I had located the next best thing.

Thank you, YouTube! :D

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Fan Creations / Re: Invasion Beta 2.0
« on: April 06, 2012, 10:02:53 AM »
Indeed it is.  If at all possible, if any local art council or college offers it, I suggest taking a figure-drawing course.  You'll get to draw live models! :D

I'm still looking for low-cost courses around here so I can take one.

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Fan Creations / Re: Invasion Beta 2.0
« on: April 06, 2012, 08:14:53 AM »
Hee-hee... prick...

Anywho, a nice way to practice sexy would be to, well, look up references.  dA has a nice selection of nude stock images, and it's better to practice anatomy from a live model (or rather, a photo) than from hentai, as great as it is to look at.

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Forum Games / Re: "What Are You Thinking Now?"
« on: April 06, 2012, 07:43:17 AM »
I won't even begin on the fact that a large number of those species cannot interbreed.  And hybrids are usually sterile and thus... cannot breed.

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Forum Games / Re: "What Are You Thinking Now?"
« on: April 06, 2012, 07:36:58 AM »
Bad enough that it started off with the Celestials.  But, seeing that Skywalker DNA is in there, and there are "several unknown generations," Gungans are prolly included, somewhere.  That Mary Sue tasted all the flavors the galaxy had to offer! 8D

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Forum Games / Re: "What Are You Thinking Now?"
« on: April 06, 2012, 05:50:36 AM »
Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you...

The family tree of a Mary Sue.

Enjoy.

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Forum Games / Re: "What Are You Thinking Now?"
« on: April 05, 2012, 09:23:01 AM »
Or, rather, has your job mastered time so that you can work for four hours into the past?

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Off The Wall / Re: Models and Figures
« on: April 05, 2012, 05:04:01 AM »
Just added this to my collection.



The first of what I hope will eventually be many mini-busts and statuary.

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Forum Games / Re: "What Are You Thinking Now?"
« on: April 04, 2012, 08:53:34 AM »
I'll need to find a different place to put my B-wing.  Once I get my mini-bust, it will need shelf space and the B-wing is taking up all of my shelf space at the moment.

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Forum Games / Re: "What Are You Thinking Now?"
« on: April 04, 2012, 08:41:01 AM »
Hm.  USPS says that my package is in Philadelphia.  That better mean that it will be in my mailbox tomorrow.

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Forum Games / Re: "What Are You Thinking Now?"
« on: April 04, 2012, 05:25:17 AM »
You're not paranoid.  Everyone truly is out to get you. 8D

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Forum Games / Re: What did you learn today?
« on: March 31, 2012, 11:03:16 AM »
I learned that the mini-bust I ordered last week has finally been shipped, and it should arrive on Monday.

I also learned that I'm the only one learning things. :P

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Fan Creations / Re: Invasion Beta 2.0
« on: March 31, 2012, 08:59:56 AM »
I'm liking your new art style, it's coming along great.  And the first post... oh dear...  You should post more! :3

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Forum Games / Re: "What Are You Thinking Now?"
« on: March 31, 2012, 07:08:52 AM »
"Resembles Exodia the Forbidden One," they say?

Can you fanon guys make me a Mega Man fan-character that resembles Sephiroth and the Kool-Aid Man too? </sarcasm> :3

Don't doubt the power of fanon.  It can be done.  Similar things have been done.

Remember to check each word, kids.  They're all links.

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