
Kids these days... No respect for their elders, no respect for their things. Why, in my day, we didn't have no new-fangled Eye-Phone. If we wanted to talk to our friends, we strung up two tin cans! If we had long enough string, we could get a good ten-fifteen foot range! Kids these days, they're lucky to have their whozamawatchits and their thingamagadgets. Hell, I don't even have one of them thar smart phones! Mine don't got that fancy-schmancy full keyboard, and it ain't playin' no Angry Birds. Back in my day, I was lucky to get
anything for Christmas! You goddamn kids git the hell offa mah goddamn lawn!
*waves cane*