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Off The Wall / Re: Reposted Picture Thread (56K Warning)
« on: March 27, 2013, 09:49:03 AM »
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Roleplay / Re: Wushu Campaign! Index in first post. Signups closed. GAME UNDERWAY!
« on: March 27, 2013, 07:49:20 AM »
(Yeah, the rolls have been sucky as of late. Though, I have plans for how I'll penalize Zuckuss for losing that one point of chi.)
Posted on: March 26, 2013, 02:24:20 AM
(Commandeering both IG-88 (at PB's request) and Greedo for one go:)
(IG-88 is using Weapons Master)
A blaster bolt ricochets off of IG-88's laser-reflective palm and he flips his weapon around and swings the butt of his rifle upward, which clocks a foolishly-brave mercenary in the chin of his vacuum suit. He disarms the man and grabs him by the arm, spinning him about, and holding the mercenary against his chest. In one swift motion, IG-88 unhooks the clasps of the vacuum suit and pries the helmet away from the mercenary's face as the horrified man suffocates within an instant. He flips the man forward and swings the limp body by the legs, knocking two other foolish mercenaries aside. Organics are stupid to think themselves invincible, even when in the presence of death...
(That's three Yangs and a Yin against a 5...
Yang: 5, 2, 1
Yin: 3
Mook rating reduced by three: 6)
(Onto Greedo...)
Greedo yelped as the reflected blast from IG-88's palm singed across his left shoulder. He heard a hissing and he quickly dropped his weapon and dug around in his suit's utility pouch for a strip of repair adhesive. These cheap suits were not self-sealing, like those more expensive enviro-suits. Hurriedly, he slapped the repair strip over the tear, and then looked around for his weapon... only to hear a "click" of the safety. There, beside him, some goon had taken advantage of Greedo's situation and had snapped up his own weapon. However, in his favor, he knew how these types of thugs thought--much like himself, he had to admit. So, he kicked the man in the crotch.
(Bounty Hunter is the most-fitting trait to use for this, though you could say that Greedo's fancy footwork could count as Sniper. Legs have some range, right? Your boot could be a weapon of choice. Buuuuuut... That's confusing, so I'll stick to Bounty Hunter.)
(Two Yins and three Yangs against a 3...
Yang: 5, 5, 4
Yin: 4, 1
Mook rating remains at 6. But at least Greedo doesn't lose any Chi!)
(You're up, MCH.)
Posted on: March 26, 2013, 02:24:20 AM
(Commandeering both IG-88 (at PB's request) and Greedo for one go:)
(IG-88 is using Weapons Master)
A blaster bolt ricochets off of IG-88's laser-reflective palm and he flips his weapon around and swings the butt of his rifle upward, which clocks a foolishly-brave mercenary in the chin of his vacuum suit. He disarms the man and grabs him by the arm, spinning him about, and holding the mercenary against his chest. In one swift motion, IG-88 unhooks the clasps of the vacuum suit and pries the helmet away from the mercenary's face as the horrified man suffocates within an instant. He flips the man forward and swings the limp body by the legs, knocking two other foolish mercenaries aside. Organics are stupid to think themselves invincible, even when in the presence of death...
(That's three Yangs and a Yin against a 5...
Yang: 5, 2, 1
Yin: 3
Mook rating reduced by three: 6)
(Onto Greedo...)
Greedo yelped as the reflected blast from IG-88's palm singed across his left shoulder. He heard a hissing and he quickly dropped his weapon and dug around in his suit's utility pouch for a strip of repair adhesive. These cheap suits were not self-sealing, like those more expensive enviro-suits. Hurriedly, he slapped the repair strip over the tear, and then looked around for his weapon... only to hear a "click" of the safety. There, beside him, some goon had taken advantage of Greedo's situation and had snapped up his own weapon. However, in his favor, he knew how these types of thugs thought--much like himself, he had to admit. So, he kicked the man in the crotch.
(Bounty Hunter is the most-fitting trait to use for this, though you could say that Greedo's fancy footwork could count as Sniper. Legs have some range, right? Your boot could be a weapon of choice. Buuuuuut... That's confusing, so I'll stick to Bounty Hunter.)
(Two Yins and three Yangs against a 3...
Yang: 5, 5, 4
Yin: 4, 1
Mook rating remains at 6. But at least Greedo doesn't lose any Chi!)
(You're up, MCH.)
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Forum Games / Re: "What Are You Thinking Now?"
« on: March 27, 2013, 07:15:07 AM »
I have Pyro's character as well, so I guess I'll write up both in one go and hope the dice don't hate them.
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Forum Games / Re: "What Are You Thinking Now?"
« on: March 27, 2013, 06:56:08 AM »
By the way, PB...
Your turn is up.
Your turn is up.
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Off The Wall / Re: "What's Upsetting You Right Now?"
« on: March 27, 2013, 06:54:20 AM »
I told her to beat that cancer black and blue!
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Off The Wall / Re: "What's Upsetting You Right Now?"
« on: March 27, 2013, 06:48:07 AM »
So, I got a call from someone I hadn't talked to in a while. She told me she has breast cancer.
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Forum Games / Re: The "What if" Game!
« on: March 26, 2013, 09:19:06 AM »
You know... locusts are packed with protein and can be prepared in a variety of ways. Plentiful food source right there.
What if your leg was a couch?
What if your leg was a couch?
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Forum Games / Re: Why, Back In MY Day...
« on: March 26, 2013, 09:16:16 AM »
Back in my day, we used the all-powerful blow method. And if that didn't work, the all-powerful lick method.
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Off The Wall / Re: Reposted Picture Thread (56K Warning)
« on: March 25, 2013, 08:47:24 AM »
Freshly-emerged fuzzy moth, and its wings haven't yet dried.
Baby moth wings!
Baby moth wings!
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Forum Games / Re: Why, Back In MY Day...
« on: March 25, 2013, 07:10:54 AM »
Back in my day... we didn't do this here new-fangled lattice multiplication. And back in my day, our teachers could spell properly and use proper grammar.
Seriously, Mt. Holly Springs Elementary. Stop aggravating my OCD because you can't spell "graham crackers" on the menu. And my nephew's teacher? Apostrophes denote a possessive form. When you are referring to "students" plural, you do not write it as "student's!" This is seriously simple [parasitic bomb].
Seriously, Mt. Holly Springs Elementary. Stop aggravating my OCD because you can't spell "graham crackers" on the menu. And my nephew's teacher? Apostrophes denote a possessive form. When you are referring to "students" plural, you do not write it as "student's!" This is seriously simple [parasitic bomb].
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Off The Wall / Re: Reposted Picture Thread (56K Warning)
« on: March 25, 2013, 06:12:56 AM » (click to show/hide)
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Forum Games / Re: "What Are You Thinking Now?"
« on: March 25, 2013, 05:05:46 AM »
Mighty Putty has a nasty smell to it.
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Roleplay / Re: Wushu Campaign! Index in first post. Signups closed. GAME UNDERWAY!
« on: March 25, 2013, 04:40:36 AM »
(4-LOM: Two Yangs and two Yins against a 4:
Yang: 5, 6
Yin: 4, 2
Mook rating remains at 11.)
(Zuckuss uses Bounty Hunter)
Zuckuss sees 4-LOM struggling with the gate and provides his droid comrade some covering fire. He takes a moment to slip out of his hiding spot and sprint for a new one, jumping to reach a mid-height pipe along the tunnel wall, in which he crawls in. Squirming and turning himself around, he lays on his belly in the pipe, his blaster's sight to his eye, and he fires at the remaining mercenaries.
(Two Yang and a Yin against a three...
Yang: 3, 2
Yin: 6 (!)
Zuckuss loses a point of Chi. Mook rating reduced by two: 9)
(I'll commandeer Greedo when his turn comes up. Hopefully the dice are a bit nicer that time around.)
Yang: 5, 6
Yin: 4, 2
Mook rating remains at 11.)
(Zuckuss uses Bounty Hunter)
Zuckuss sees 4-LOM struggling with the gate and provides his droid comrade some covering fire. He takes a moment to slip out of his hiding spot and sprint for a new one, jumping to reach a mid-height pipe along the tunnel wall, in which he crawls in. Squirming and turning himself around, he lays on his belly in the pipe, his blaster's sight to his eye, and he fires at the remaining mercenaries.
(Two Yang and a Yin against a three...
Yang: 3, 2
Yin: 6 (!)
Zuckuss loses a point of Chi. Mook rating reduced by two: 9)
(I'll commandeer Greedo when his turn comes up. Hopefully the dice are a bit nicer that time around.)
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Fan Creations / Re: The Gonzo has art.
« on: March 21, 2013, 05:25:34 AM »
Give the emeralds to Knuckles. He'd love them.
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Off The Wall / Re: Reposted Picture Thread (56K Warning)
« on: March 20, 2013, 09:31:44 AM »
[tornado fang] yes.
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Off The Wall / Re: The NSFW Ecchi Thread! (NO NUDITY)
« on: March 20, 2013, 08:16:44 AM »
Oh James... you wish you had real ones.
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Off The Wall / Re: Reposted Picture Thread (56K Warning)
« on: March 20, 2013, 05:41:50 AM »
"Get. The [tornado fang]. Out of my. Face."
I'm done now. Carry on with your Gundams.
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Off The Wall / Re: The NSFW Ecchi Thread! (NO NUDITY)
« on: March 20, 2013, 05:20:38 AM »
I'm all for sexy James!
