"Oh god... Soul... If you do not want me to go all droolly ON you, it would be best if you calm down..." DWII said, a rather devilish gleam appeared on his glasses.
"You wouldn't want that, would you..."
(And Afro, THAT'S coming out from you too.
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(

damn you people!)
"I just told you a very unpleasant secret that could jeopardize my life and job if it gets out. Id very like to hear YOUR story in return.
Plus, Im bored."
A-S: Well, it first started a few years ago in the D.D.L. lab near my home town.
F: D.D.L.?
A-S: "Dynamic Diversion Labs", a company that went belly up after I left. Any way...I was assigned to assemble and test our final version of the "Destruction Acquiring Neuron-bot" or D.A.N. as I called him during the development. I was working on him all of the time cause most of the doctors dumped that kind of work on me.
F: Runt of the Litter?
A-S: You could call me that, but as I was working on his programing, I decided to take a break and headed down to play some street fighter on the same computer I was programing Dan on. As time went on, I realized it was getting late so I left to the lounge room for rest and when I came back Dan had been activated by, one of my superiors, prematurely. So naturally when he failed a field test they blamed me and I got fired, but being secretive, they erased everything they could get on me. Bank accounts, socail security, everything. I no longer existed in the system.
F: very thorough weren't they?
A-S: yes, but I decided to sneak into their lab before I left and decided to take Dan's information with me to help me with DDL's competitors. As I was downloading his data, something...happened.
F: What?
A-S: Apparently, a small dose of static electricity from me transferred onto the computer and into Dan, thus activating him after I down loaded most of his destructive programing. So to my surprise he came up to me and began to question where he was. I felt like it was my duty to help him change and to be a father figure of sorts to him, although that might of reversed later in our adventures.
F: So...he's stolen property?
A-S: Yup!

So after traveling with him, we eventually came here. wrecked the WDS, got Dan infected and now he's...gone.

F: Are...you gonna be ok?
A-S: OH FLAME I MISS HIM SO MUCH!!!

*Fails to hug Flame and begins Crying in a fetal position*
(whew, that's not every thing but it's all I have for now.

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