Upgraded version of Napalm Man? Can there be RM more awesome than that? Only pity is that he was destroyed by the power of random 
Oh, there will be another.

Rambo Man.. does his video game suck? 
Posted on: February 27, 2010, 13:10:42
Chapter Six: Sticky predicament! Attack of the Tar Devil!When he reached there, the place was still in a mess from DWII's first attack. But this time round, robot minions are patrolling the area.
Megaman: It seems that DWII is trying to keep me out. As if I'll let him have his way!
*Fast forward to boss room*
*DWII is in his flying saucer, and carrying Enker and Dark Man*
Megaman: DWII!!!
DWII: Megaman? You're still alive? No matter, with the stolen Enker, Napalm Man and Dark Man, I will destroy you for sure!
Megaman: But why? Why all these destruction?
DWII: Why? The robotics community ridiculed me because of my Chimera Masters! Saying that they were monstrosities that should have never been created! Well, let's see who is laughing NOW! My new generation of Robot Masters will bring them down to their knees!
Megaman: But that's not the peaceful way!
DWII: Who cares! At least I'll have my revenge! Mwahahahaha!!! Tar Devil, get rid of Megaman!
*DWII escapes through the roof, and a black puddle formed right on the ground under the saucer*
Megaman: Tar Devil? Don't tell me it's a variant of the Yellow Devil? (FYI, yes, Tar Devil is a variant, it shoots out globs of tar instead)
Just as Megaman said that, the puddle started to shoot out globs of tar in his direction. Megaman dodged the best he could, but his leg got stuck to the ground by one of the globs. On the other side of the room, the other globs had reformed back to the giant body of the Tar Devil, but something is different about this Devil from the rest... You can't see the mono-eye!
Megaman: Where's the mono-eye? Devils usually show their mono-eyes right after reforming!
But no mono-eye is seen. Instead, the Tar Devil began to advance to punch Megaman. How the Tar Devil can see without showing its mono-eye is because the tar globs themselves have pinhole cameras to help see the surroundings. In other words, the Tar Devil can see as well as a mono-eyed Devil. But there is still the mono-eye unit to control everything...
Megaman: GAH! *sent flying by Tar Devil's punch, landed with a loud thud* Argh... Weapon Change, BRIGHT LIGHT!!!
A bright flash radiated from Megaman's body, but it did not slow the Devil down.
Megaman: Ok, that didn't work. Weapon Change, RAINBOW BLAST!!!
A rainbow was fired and hit the Devil, resulting in a huge explosive splat.
Megaman: Yes, I did it!
But he spoke too soon, as the Tar Devil began to reform itself, but with no sign of the mono-eye.
Megaman: What? Oh man... Random Present is too risky... Wait, Twin Missile homes in on an enemy's weak spot... That has got to be it! Weapon Change, TWIN MISSILE!!!
The Tar Devil has just reformed itself when Megaman fired Twin Missile. The missile splitted up and began to home in on the Tar Devil's weak spot. The Tar Devil tried to block, but to no avail. The missiles flew right into its body, and explosions were heard inside it.
Megaman: I got you now. Multiple TWIN MISSILES!!!
All the Twin Missiles split and homed in for the kill. The Tar Devil had nowhere to run and "absorbed" all of the missiles. Soon, he began to balloon and then, a huge explosion, and it rained down flaming tar bits.
Megaman: That takes care of the Tar Devil, but DWII got away...
Dr. Light: Nevermind Megaman. Come back to the lab, I've got something for you.
Megaman: Ok then. *teleports away*
*Back at Dr. Light's lab*
Dr. Light: Megaman, I'm pleased that I have modified Rush so that you get become Super Megaman again.
You get... RUSH ADAPTER!!!
Megaman: This is definitely going to help in the coming battles.
Just then, a news report that the downtown disco has been taken over.
Megaman: A disco? My next opponent is a disco dancer? WHAT THE HELL IS DWII THINKING?!?!
Dr. Light: No matter what, he must be stopped!
Megaman: I'm on it!