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Gaming / Re: Worst experience while gaming online?

« on: February 09, 2009, 02:38:29 AM »

Well there was this one time when a clearly 13-year-old started cussing everyone out in a match of Grifball. I called him out on it, and he started cussing me out. I think he even went after me in the match as well. Needless to say I killed him more than he did me. The whole time I stayed civil, and didn't bother cussing back at him while he continued his lame assault. Ah, that was a good game.

...Oh wait, I was supposed to say my worst experiences online... Well, getting onto Brawl usually ended in failure. So I stopped using the Wii as an online system except for getting stuff from the virtual console.

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Fan Creations / TeaOfJay's Wordy Art Topic

« on: February 09, 2009, 12:33:22 AM »

I figure I should flex my writing muscle a bit after not using it in so long. And what better way to do it with random scripts?

If you feel the need to make a script of mine into a comic don't bother asking me about it; just credit me after the fact and maybe post a link to it in this topic. It'll inflate my ego a little.

With that intro outta the way, here's the first of what I hope to be many scripts that I write here.
--
Hello there, I'm just your average farmer. Today, I'm in a good mood. It's a beautiful day outside. The sun is shining, the birds are singing, and some strange person breaking into my house and stealing my belongings.

...Hey, wait a minute.

Farmer: Hey! What are you doing with my stuff?

???: I kind of need this stuff.

Farmer: Like hell you do! You're just a common thief.

???: No really, I need this stuff to save the world.

Both the Farmer and the thieving hero stare at each other for a few seconds. The hero is holding a potion, which an average farmer wouldn't be using anyways.

Farmer: Well then, if you really need it to save the world. I'm not stopping you!

-A few minutes later-

Farmer: Look, I know I said you can take my stuff, but what do you need an HD TV for?

Hero: I'm actually wondering what kind of farmer has an HD TV in the first place.

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Off The Wall / Re: ゲッダン! (Get Down!)

« on: February 08, 2009, 11:14:14 PM »

I promised myself I would never be surprised at whatever Japan can dish out after watching Dokuro-chan.

Well, that promise is broken now. It's funny as hell, but all I can say is "What the [tornado fang], Japan?"

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Forum Games / Re: Add a caption to the previous poster's avatar, ROUND TWO!

« on: February 08, 2009, 11:08:35 PM »

"That's a cool trick.

Now have that log switch with me. I wanna get outta here!"

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Gaming / Re: How Much Will You Spend on Gaming This Year?

« on: February 08, 2009, 11:01:38 PM »

Even if you get the games for free, you're still spending the hard drive space to get them.

...So, how much of your hard drive does that folder take up?

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Off The Wall / Re: Reposted Picture Thread (56K Warning)

« on: February 08, 2009, 11:00:08 PM »

Apparantly, American's can only speak cussing every other word while being constantly angry.

I have no idea what they [tornado fang] they're talking about. I never say [parasitic bomb] like that to my fellow sons of bitches.

[parasitic bomb] man, I'm so [tornado fang]ing offended I'm literally angry with rage.

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Gaming / Re: How Much Will You Spend on Gaming This Year?

« on: February 08, 2009, 09:57:02 PM »

While I have been planning my purchases since about the later half of the year, I'm not going to reveal my plans due to laziness.

I will say, though, that a [parasitic bomb] load of my money is going towards gaming.

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Forum Games / Re: "What Are You Thinking Now?"

« on: February 08, 2009, 12:46:20 PM »

"I can't [tornado fang]ing sleep for some reason.

It's 4 AM? [parasitic bomb]."

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Forum Games / Re: "What Are You Thinking Now?"

« on: February 08, 2009, 08:48:40 AM »

Meh, there's been a couple days when it's been warm over here, so it's not just you.

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Fan Creations / Re: Tai's thread of stuff

« on: February 08, 2009, 08:46:56 AM »

Pretty neat design. Like Sakura said, there's a certain Allen-ish feeling to the design.

As for the motivation, I'll just sit here until you get that coloring done.

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Forum Games / Re: "What Are You Thinking Now?"

« on: February 08, 2009, 08:44:47 AM »

"It's raining really hard over here, so it's not wonder it's cold here. >.>"

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Forum Games / Re: Add a caption to the previous poster's avatar, ROUND TWO!

« on: February 08, 2009, 08:41:22 AM »

"I'll pass. I need this face for my job."

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Off The Wall / Re: Post a Random Fact About Yourself

« on: February 08, 2009, 08:35:20 AM »

I am strangely motivated by the most random things.

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Forum Games / Re: "What Are You Thinking Now?"

« on: February 08, 2009, 08:29:44 AM »

I usually do my school projects at the last minute for some reason it just gives me better ideas.

That's exactly what I do.

Except, you know, without all the better ideas. I'm just [tornado fang]ing lazy.

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Fan Creations / Re: borockman's fun fun art thread!

« on: February 08, 2009, 08:27:11 AM »

Oh god, an planet made out of RPMers is surely going to be sentinent.

...THERE IS NO CHANCE TO SURVIVE, MAKE YOUR TIME.

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Anime & Manga / Re: Possible third season of CODE GEASS - Lelouch of the Rebellion?

« on: February 08, 2009, 08:25:26 AM »

 

I apologize for this necro, but I can't find the official discussion thread for this series. If you guys can't explain the phrase "The tide of war is determined by strategy, not tactics."

After looking both words up in the dictionary, I was finally able to make sense of this statement... Kind of.

When tactics is used in a plural sense it refers to the actions themselves, and not the strategizing stage.

So to be blunt, a good plan can change the tide of any battle from a hopeless loss to a complete victory.

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Forum Games / Re: Add a caption to the previous poster's avatar, ROUND TWO!

« on: February 08, 2009, 04:50:30 AM »

"I STILL CAN'T SEE [parasitic bomb]."

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Fan Creations / Re: borockman's fun fun art thread!

« on: February 08, 2009, 01:01:57 AM »

Robin certainly got to the choppa.

...If you catch my drift.

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Fan Creations / Re: Akira's color-full arts

« on: February 08, 2009, 12:59:23 AM »

Now I know who to call on when cheering needs to be done.

And this is where I make a statement about how this picture fits in with my interests, but I think you all know the drill by now.

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Forum Games / Re: Praise the above poster!

« on: February 08, 2009, 12:53:56 AM »

she's a pretty cool gal. She writes fan fiction and doesn't affraid of anything.

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Forum Games / Re: Praise the above poster!

« on: February 07, 2009, 09:24:45 AM »

He carries an air about him that while being egotistical, you can't possibly dislike him.

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Forum Games / Re: "What Are You Thinking Now?"

« on: February 07, 2009, 06:40:39 AM »

After seeing the trailer for Dead Rising 2 again, I want it even more.

[tornado fang] YEAH, DEAD RISING 2.

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Gaming / Re: Dead Rising 2?

« on: February 07, 2009, 06:38:20 AM »

This confirms the Megaman coustume for Dead Rising 2.

This brings up my interest quite a bit.

...And I totally did not steal that pic from someone.

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Fan Creations / Re: borockman's fun fun art thread!

« on: February 07, 2009, 03:59:07 AM »

Looking at that picture, I thought of some dialouge for it. Now I'm posting it since I have nothing else to do. >.>

Iris: Nii-sama!

Colonel: Ah! This isn't what it looks like!

Iris: You mean you're not wearing a tutu while dacning to "Barbie Girl?"

Colonel: Oh, well in that case, it's exactly what it looks like.

Alternate Ending

Iris: Nii-sama!

Colonel: *Looks around* Face it Iris, you've walked in on me doing weirder things than this.

Iris: Right, Zero still hasn't forgiven you for that.

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Off The Wall / Re: Reposted Picture Thread (56K Warning)

« on: February 06, 2009, 11:29:57 PM »

I'm SO fapping to those.

I'd be more surprised if you said you wouldn't fap to those.

And the scout looks lame before the final version.