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Fan Creations / Re: Vixy Randomness~

« on: February 11, 2009, 09:55:44 AM »

The body and the general happiness of her says "I'll give you a HUG!"

But the sword says "Touch me and I'll CUT YOU!"

I don't know whether to give you a hug or run for the nearest desk.

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Fan Creations / Re: borockman's fun fun art thread!

« on: February 11, 2009, 09:50:12 AM »

I wonder who she's waiting for...
Or who stood her up.

Yeah, sorry, but I kind of slept in. >.>

I should probably go now. She's waited long enough.

...Then again, I could nap again.

I'm just joking. But for some reason I had the urge to say that.

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Entertainment / Re: Twilight

« on: February 11, 2009, 06:03:48 AM »

It's about a vampire who is self-concious about going out in the sunshine because he doesn't want people to see his skin sparkling, eats fruit instead of drinking blood because falls in love with a human girl who "just wants to feel special" and is super popular and loved by everyone even though she treats them like crap, and the vampire's brother who does all the stuff vampires are supposed to do, and is a bad nasty man for it.

After reading that, Twilight sounds worse than I thought it would be.

It's like a fan fiction gone horrible awry.

Hell, how can this vampire with sparkling skin be even called a vampire? He doesn't even have any of the traits of a vampire from the sound of it. He's more of a super human than a vampire.

Tell me, why the [tornado fang] is this [parasitic bomb] popular?

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Anime & Manga / Re: Fullmetal Alchemist 2

« on: February 11, 2009, 02:42:01 AM »

That chapter is going to look awesome animated.

...Hell, the whole thing will.

[parasitic bomb], it'll be a lot better than the Nazi plot in the movie.

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Fan Creations / Re: LazyMan's Wordy Art Topic (Maybe Sprites too)

« on: February 11, 2009, 01:14:57 AM »

And shortly after leaving, the hero tried to run, but all his legs could do was walk

After seeing this, I so wish I would have ended it like that.

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Gaming / Re: Fate/Unlimited Codes PSP

« on: February 10, 2009, 11:52:47 PM »

Do [tornado fang]ing want.

This is definite import.

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Anime & Manga / Re: Fullmetal Alchemist 2

« on: February 10, 2009, 09:53:59 PM »

If the manga was lighthearted it was only the begining.

For like a couple of pages.

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Fan Creations / Re: LazyMan's Wordy Art Topic (Maybe Sprites too)

« on: February 10, 2009, 08:27:42 PM »

A new script, which still keeps to this RPG theme I somehow started and kept.

Oh, and I found the old LazyMan stuff. I'm holding off on posting that for now until I can flesh out LazyMan's story some more. Plus I have a new idea for a story that I don't want to lose while I still have it fresh in my mind. I'm calling it "The Seven" for now.

Anyways, here's the script. And remember to obey the urge to comic these if you ever get it, I don't mind.
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The Hero is walking along typical capital talking to the townsfolk and gathering information. All of which has been either moderatly useful or painfully obvious. Then there's the advice that doesn't make a lick of sense.

Random Guy: If you press and hold the B button you can run really fast! Just by looking at you, I bet you can run even in mud!

Hero: ...Did, you just stutter? What button?

Random Guy: You know, the B button, man.

Hero: I heard you the first time. Stop stuttering. What button are you talking about?

Random Guy: I'm not stuttering, man. I'm talking about the Bee (with extra emphasis on the "bee") button.

Hero: Oh, I got you. So it's a button with a "B" on it?

Random Guy: You got it man!

Hero: ...So where the hell is this button?

Random Guy: It's nowhere and somewhere at the same time.

Hero: That's stupid... And what was that about me being able to run through mud?

Random Guy: You've got the leg muscle for it, man.

The Hero covers up his legs

Hero: WHY were you looking at my legs?!

Random Guy: I was just checking to see if you were a good runner, man.

The Hero has had just enough of this blabbering loon. Without another word the Hero walks away. It's fine, since the random people he meets don't follow him when he leaves for some reason. The villager doesn't take the hint, and yells after the hero.

Random Guy: Remember to press the B button to run!

Hero: Why would I need to press a button just to run?! [tornado fang]ing moron.

However, shortly after leaving the Hero found that all he could do was walk, no matter what he tried.

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Forum Games / Re: Praise the above poster!

« on: February 10, 2009, 08:39:25 AM »

Considering my track record with this, he's probably right.

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Forum Games / Re: Praise the above poster!

« on: February 10, 2009, 08:19:24 AM »

He's a pretty good writer.

But I'm sorry to say, but that best writer award is as good as MINE.

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Forum Games / Re: Praise the above poster!

« on: February 10, 2009, 08:02:16 AM »

The guy in his avatar has no EYES.

What's up with that man?

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Gaming / Re: "Tales of" Series

« on: February 10, 2009, 06:40:21 AM »

[tornado fang] to the yes.

Even more [tornado fang] to the yes if this came stateside. I LOVED the voice over to Tales of Vesperia.

...Namco Bandai, I have to ask you something. If you had this kind of voice talent under your wing, then why the [tornado fang] did Gurren Lagann sound like [parasitic bomb]?

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Forum Games / Re: "What Are You Thinking Now?"

« on: February 10, 2009, 06:38:35 AM »

I'm afraid I can't let you do that, Star Akamaru.

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Fan Creations / Re: LazyMan's Wordy Art Topic (Maybe Sprites too)

« on: February 10, 2009, 03:17:45 AM »

You mean the whole LazyMan thing? I don't think I did, but I'll take a look later.

Even if I did, I'll probably make some changes to it. Make it better.

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Fan Creations / Re: LazyMan's Wordy Art Topic (Maybe Sprites too)

« on: February 10, 2009, 02:51:35 AM »

Just to repeat myself: If you guys ever feel the urge to make a comic from these scripts, do it. Not only do I not care if you do, but I encourage it. Just give me credit on the final product.

And now, another script.
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The Hero finds himself in a forest. He walks along a calm looking path and notices a glowing spot on the ground. Usually he stops here and rests for the night. But for some reason after stepping on the glowing spot he keeps going. He is then ambushed by a General of the faction that he's fighting against.

General: We knew you would be going through Generic Forest to get to Typical Capital, Hero!

Hero: You cowardly bastard! You would ambush me as I am weary and weak? Have you no shame!?

General: Of course I have shame! Normally I wouldn't condone such cowardly tactics, but you are a special case. You have been a thorn in my side for far too long!

Hero: Are you going to keep this banter up or are we going to fight?

General: If you have a death wish, by all means, I will be obligied to grant it!

The Hero and General fight. The Hero manages to match the General blow for blow. But the Hero slows down midway into the fight, as the poison from the last monster he fought is starting to affect him. The General takes this opportunity to deliver the finishing blow. The Hero's vision begins to fade, eventually blacking out.

...So this is death.

The hero sees a white light. Instinctively, he heads towards the light. Ah, this must be the way to heaven.... How wonderous.

The Hero wakes up, standing on the glowing spot he stood on before.

Hero: Huh? I'm... Alive?

The Hero remembers what caused his death, and heals his poison before hand. He goes down the path as normal, when the General ambushes the Hero as before.

General: We knew you would be going through Generic Forest to get to Typical Capital, Hero!

Hero: You know, I would say that you're a coward, but I'm a special case so such a tactic must be used against me, right?

General: *Surprised* Uh, yes.. It appears you understand your situation.

Hero: Whatever, let's just fight.

The fight begins as normal. The Hero is in better shape than he was last time, so he fights longer than the first time he fought the general. However, he is still a bit tired, so he ends up getting killed again...

This loop continues for another seven times...

General: We knew you-

The Hero stabs the General piercing his heart, killing him. The hero then walks off (but not before looting the body of course.) He looks back at the now dead General who killed him nine times already.

Hero: [tornado fang] YOU.

The Hero walks off to Typical Capital to continue his journey.

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Anime & Manga / Re: Fullmetal Alchemist 2

« on: February 10, 2009, 12:47:32 AM »

I'm actually hoping this stays a little closer to the manga storyline.

'Cause that [parasitic bomb] is [tornado fang]ing awesome.

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Fan Creations / Re: Vixy Randomness~

« on: February 10, 2009, 12:44:57 AM »

Hm, do I save Princess Vixy or do I stay with Rosalina Vixy?

...Why is this such a hard decision for a plumber?

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Fan Creations / Re: Akira's color-full arts

« on: February 09, 2009, 09:38:27 PM »

that picture needs more Vixy

This.

Then we'd a a triangular docking.

...Er, I mean... Yeah, the picture needs more Vixy. Of course.

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Forum Games / Re: "What Are You Thinking Now?"

« on: February 09, 2009, 09:23:07 PM »

"I just realized... Dead Rising 2 was confirmed on my birthday. Capcom indirectly gave me a birthday present! Kickass."

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Off The Wall / Re: Birthday Thread~

« on: February 09, 2009, 09:22:10 PM »

Happy Birthday, LazyMan.  May it be...eh I'm too lazy to continue!

This is the best Birthday comment so far.

And thanks guys. >.>

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Gaming / Re: Dead Rising 2?

« on: February 09, 2009, 09:07:28 PM »

Oh [tornado fang] yes.

And it looks like you won't be playing as Frank in this one. Hopfully this guy has done something better than covering wars, or I'm not as interested as I once was.

As a side note, I'll be using backpacker's diarrhea as often as possible now.

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Fan Creations / Re: LazyMan's Wordy Art Topic (Maybe Sprites too)

« on: February 09, 2009, 09:04:26 PM »

Heh, thanks for the kind word guys.

Here's another one, even though it's my birthday.
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The Hero, in need of equipment, visits one of the many item shops that are scattered around the world. The Hero notes that all the shopkeepers look the same, so either they're all related or there's a horrible cloning experiment going on. The hero quickly disregards that and looks around the store. After finding a sword to his liking, he brings it up to the counter.

Hero: I'd like this sword, please.

Merchant: That'll be 420 gold!

Hero: Uh, it's not that I don't have the gold, but why are you charging someone who's going to save the world?

Merchant: The economy is troubling, so I have to make what I can.

Hero: What are you talking about? Everyone is going about thier lives, unaware of the evil that lurks! The economy couldn't be better!

Merchant: Yes, but the king has put into place some very high taxes on us item shop owners. You should try the other stores.

Hero: What other stores? Every town I go to there's only one item shop, and it seems to belong to one of your siblings every time!

Merchant: Be that as it may, the sword still costs 420 gold.

The Hero and Merchant stare each other down for a couple of seconds. The Hero then grumbles as he reluctently pulls out the needed gold.

Hero: Here's your gold. I hope you're the first to go when the apocalypse hits.

Merchant: Thank you, come again!

Hero: Of course I'll come again since your family runs the ONLY GOD DAMN STORE.

The Hero later found a secret passage way into the shop's storage room. The Hero looted the room with impuinity, as he normally does, but with an incredible lack of guilt.

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Fan Creations / Re: Akira's color-full arts

« on: February 09, 2009, 08:48:21 PM »

SYMETRICAL DOCK-ING!

...

Nice Scenery.

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Fan Creations / Re: borockman's fun fun art thread!

« on: February 09, 2009, 09:18:07 AM »

Are you kidding? Blowing out a candle takes too much effort. Let oxygen take care of that.

Also, [tornado fang]ing saved. Thanks man.

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Off The Wall / Re: Reposted Picture Thread (56K Warning)

« on: February 09, 2009, 02:39:26 AM »

[tornado fang] yeah it is.

I have to feel for Dash, what with him not being used to the 21st century and still being beaten by his violent grand daughter for not getting the 21st centruy.