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Fan Creations / Re: LazyMan's Wordy Art Topic (Maybe Sprites too)
« on: February 15, 2009, 04:32:42 AM »
Here's another rant, the topic has to do with the holiday we're celebrating today.

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Today's Rant Topic: Valentine's Day Bitterness.

I'm a very bitter person when it comes to Valentine's Day.

It's not just because I don't have a girlfriend, but it's a good reason I'm bitter. It's the fact that Valentine's Day is constantly advertised as a couple's holiday, and if you're single you can just bugger off while the couples have their fun. It's gotten to the point where I won't even treat Valentine's Day as a holiday anymore. And if I do acknowledge it as a holiday, I call it "Single's Awareness Day."

Why? Because I'm never more aware of my single status then on this day. In fact for some odd reason I can't help but remember my failures in playing this game of love.

Now don't get me wrong, my attitude might change when I do eventually get a girlfriend, but god damnit, I hate this holiday. Not the people who celebrate it, per se, but if you're annoying about being in a couple then you'll go on the list of reasons I hate this holiday.

For all you singles out there, Happy Single's Awareness Day. Hopefully that'll change next year.

For all you couples out there, Happy Valentine's Day. Good luck in the future.

For all the companys that benefit from this holiday: [tornado fang] YOU. Especially you Hallmark.

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Off The Wall / Re: Latest Buys
« on: February 15, 2009, 04:23:51 AM »
Persona 4
1600 Microsoft Points
A Dead Pool Comic
A figure of Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann

Today was a good Single's Awareness Day.

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Fan Creations / Re: Akira's color-full arts
« on: February 14, 2009, 10:01:19 PM »
So I guess that makes us all lucky bastards then?

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Fan Creations / Re: Akira's color-full arts
« on: February 14, 2009, 08:36:23 PM »
Whoever gets than Valentine is a lucky bastard.

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Fan Creations / Re: borockman's fun fun art thread!
« on: February 14, 2009, 06:37:31 AM »
Dead people can't give Valentine's Day greetings...

It's illegal.

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Gaming / Re: The Madworld (Wii) Thread
« on: February 14, 2009, 06:29:57 AM »
They had me at the ninja-kabob.

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Fan Creations / Re: borockman's fun fun art thread!
« on: February 14, 2009, 04:53:39 AM »
You are officially the best scribe ever.

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Forum Games / Re: The "What if" Game!
« on: February 14, 2009, 04:52:58 AM »
The biggest Code Geass fanboy I know building Knightmare frames? God help us all.

What if there was a video game system that actually put you into the game? That'd sure as hell make dating sims interesting.

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Fan Creations / Re: borockman's fun fun art thread!
« on: February 14, 2009, 04:44:44 AM »
You said I could make it lulzy, so I made a script that was lulzy.

I'm too lazy to post it here, though.

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Fan Creations / Re: LazyMan's Wordy Art Topic (Maybe Sprites too)
« on: February 14, 2009, 04:43:40 AM »
A script I made up just now based upon this picture that Borockman drew.

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Boy: Boy, it sure is great to be able to walk in the halls without getting raped.

Boy: Shock!

Boy: With my incredibly convenient super eye sight I can clearly see that girl is very gloomy!

Girl: I watch you when you pee.

Boy: OH SHI-

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Forum Games / Re: The "What if" Game!
« on: February 14, 2009, 03:42:07 AM »
Somehow our crack team of scientists will be able to mass produce the Biometal to the point that they're even used in sporting events.

What if you saw a sword stuck in some rock?

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Fan Creations / Re: VC's Artwork and Fanart Thread
« on: February 14, 2009, 03:20:17 AM »
Even though the Black Crystal is supposed to be out of power, looking at it doesn't make me think it's out of power until I actually try to use it.

While that's a good way to introduce a game mechanic, when I think "Out of Magical Crystal" I think completely dull, and so diluted that it looks like a lump coal.

I'm not sure how you'll be able to convey that while still keeping with the whole "3D" effect you got going there, but that's my opinion.

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Forum Games / Re: The "What if" Game!
« on: February 14, 2009, 02:33:47 AM »
Then it probably already happened, because there are no Knightmare frames to be seen.

What if I had more money in my wallet?

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Forum Games / Re: "What Are You Thinking Now?"
« on: February 14, 2009, 02:32:50 AM »
"Well, guess I won't be doing a rant again, since that killed the topic. >.>"

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Fan Creations / Re: Akira's color-full arts
« on: February 13, 2009, 04:39:30 AM »
At first I was going to make a long distance straw in an attempt at sucking out your talent in a fit rage filled jealousy, and then I saw the picture again.

...Wait, what was I saying?

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Forum Games / Re: "What Are You Thinking Now?"
« on: February 13, 2009, 04:15:58 AM »
School hasn't started for me yet.

It starts in like six days, though.

And even then I don't have to get up that early.

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Forum Games / Re: Praise the above poster!
« on: February 13, 2009, 03:29:53 AM »
He's named after an Archer that uses swords and is actually the older version of another character of the series he's from.

That's awesome.

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Fan Creations / Re: LazyMan's Wordy Art Topic (Maybe Sprites too)
« on: February 13, 2009, 03:27:34 AM »
Not really a script, per se, but more of a rant.

I don't know if I'll keep doing rants after this one, so it'll be more of a trial period than anything else, so feedback will be very important with this one.
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Today's Rant Topic: Splenda.

You probably know of this product's existence, but for those who are uninformed (besides asking what kind of rock they've been living under) it's basically a sugar substitute that's made with sugar and is supposed to be better tasting and better for you.

What I'm wondering is how can something be a substitute for something else when that substitute is made with the very thing that it's supposed to substitute. Doesn't that defeat the purpose of a substitute?

That's like making a meat substitute and making it out of meat.

Yes, Splenda isn't really sugar but the fact that it's made with sugar in the first place kind of feels odd to me. Not sure why.

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Fan Creations / Re: borockman's fun fun art thread!
« on: February 12, 2009, 08:28:54 AM »
That is awesome.

[tornado fang]ing saved.

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Fan Creations / Re: LazyMan's Wordy Art Topic (Maybe Sprites too)
« on: February 12, 2009, 07:13:41 AM »
It actually isn't my fault.

Go beat up the Random Guy. He won't shut up about that damned B Button.

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Fan Creations / Re: LazyMan's Wordy Art Topic (Maybe Sprites too)
« on: February 12, 2009, 06:52:38 AM »
New script, this time moving away from the RPG theme. It's based off of this picture and the conversation following it.
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Rina, Borock's sister sits inside the local diner. She sighs as she glances at the clock on the wall.

Rina: He's late.

Rina drummed her fingers on the counter. A waitress brings Rina the water she ordered moments ago. At first the waitress was about to ask Rina what's wrong, then she looked surprised as she looked behind her. Rina turned around to see what the waitress was looking at; it was him.

Guy: Er, sorry I'm late.

Rina: I'll bet you were napping again, LazyMan.

LazyMan swallowed sharply. Rina looked pissed. However, LazyMan has a story prepared which should calm her down.

LazyMan: Now, I'm sure you think I was napping, but I was actually fighting crime.

Rina raised an eyebrow.

Rina: You, fight crime? That's hard to believe.

Lazy: No really! I was on my way here when I saw someone jaywalking and-

Rina: Jaywalking?! That's the crime you were fighting?!

Lazy: Well, yeah, he was becoming a danger to himself and those around him. You should have SEEN the traffic!

Rina: I just saw the traffic, it's very calm with very few cars in the road.

Lazy: Yeah, but this was an hour ago, I even brought the guy-

Rina: Enough, just get out of here. I'll go home by myself.

Lazy: But-

Rina: Just leave me alone!

LazyMan's shoulders slump as he walked out the door. Someone was waiting for him.

Random Guy: So she was pissed?

Lazy: Very. She wouldn't even hear me out and meet you!

Random Guy: ...So, did you press the B-

Lazy: God damnit, shut up about the B Button! I'll press it to run later.

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Fan Creations / Re: LazyMan's Wordy Art Topic (Maybe Sprites too)
« on: February 12, 2009, 02:57:48 AM »
Here's another script, thanks to Hitomi for giving me the idea.  8D

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The Hero leaves Typical Capital for Moist Swamp a little closer to finishing his quest of rescuing Princess Damsel Endistress. The Hero wonders why anyone would name their daughter that, but quickly disregards that as sludge monsters appear from the swap.

Hero: Begone foul demons!

And the battle began as thus. The Hero often wished the monsters he encountered would provide witty banter, but sadly most of the monsters he meets only growled in response to his death threats.

With his enemies vanquished the Hero continues through the trail. From behind the trees thieves jumped out in front of the Hero.

Thief: Hand over yer gold, or we'll cut ya up reel gewd!

Hero: The only one being cut up is you, you horribly confused person!

The Hero wondered what the hell thieves were doing in a swamp, but disregarded that and slayed the thieves. Continuing on the trail he felt the wind pick up as a dragon landed on a dry clearing in the swamp.

Hero: Wait, what the hell is a dragon doing in a swamp?!

While the Hero was strong, he was no match for a full sized dragon at his level. Without a second thought he ran back to Typical Capital and hid in the inn. There he talked to a villager about the dragon he encountered in the swamp.

Villager: While you don't have much of a chance of finding one, dragons can be found almost anywhere in the world, even swamps! To avoid encounters with monsters it's best to move in a weaving pattern so they can't attack you.

Hero: I see. I'll have to remember that.

Villager: ...So, did you press the B button to run back here?

Hero: Oh lord, not you again!

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Forum Games / Re: The "What if" Game!
« on: February 11, 2009, 11:44:42 PM »
It'd be like Lost Planet, ONLY WITH SAND LULZ.

What if I wasn't so lazy and actually wrote a book like I keep telling people I would?

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Forum Games / Re: Praise the above poster!
« on: February 11, 2009, 10:15:09 AM »
He's EVIL while at the same an all around nice guy.

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Fan Creations / Re: borockman's fun fun art thread!
« on: February 11, 2009, 09:58:52 AM »
I should totally write a script for that.

And I will... Later.

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