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Gaming / Re: Street Fighter IV Thread

« on: February 21, 2009, 02:55:11 AM »

It just might be me not being all that great of a fighting gamer, but some of Ryu's combos in his Trial Challenge seem a bit out there and something I wouldn't think people could use effectively.

Are these combos something that'd be found in tournaments, or is Capcom just making things difficult for people who can't play fighting games for [parasitic bomb]?

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Gaming / Re: Nintendo DSi Gets Dated, Priced for American Launch & RHYTHM HEAVEN FOR U.S.!

« on: February 20, 2009, 11:02:44 AM »

I'm not quite sure the DSi will be worth the $170 it's going for at the moment.

Unless Nintendo is planning a big game to go with the release of the DSi, which I'm kind of inclined to doubt at the moment. >.>

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Gaming / Re: Street Fighter IV Thread

« on: February 20, 2009, 10:35:33 AM »

I honestly think Seth has SNK Boss Syndrom.

He's hard as [parasitic bomb], and I was playing on Medium. I'm not exactly great at fighting games in the first place, but this is ridiculous.

Seth, [tornado fang] you and go to hell.

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Fan Creations / Re: LazyMan's Wordy Art Topic (Maybe Sprites too)

« on: February 20, 2009, 10:31:52 AM »

Another script.

This time I'm making fun of another genre for once. OH BOY.
---

After months of training, The Kung Fu Kid sets out for his first martial artist tournament held be an excessivly rich CEO of an excessivly powerful company. Nothing supicious about that, no sir.

Anyways, Kung Fu Kid has made it to the top, even beating his old mentor along the way! He felt good going into the final round. Kung Fu Kid was surprised to see that his final opponent would be the CEO himself.

CEO: I'm sure you know the rules by now; best two out of three.

K.F.K: Uh, sure. But are you really going to fight?

CEO: Yes. I'm not afraid of a little friendly compition.

The Kung Fu Kid shrugs. Well, might as well go easy on the old guy so as to not hurt his feelings so much. Unfortunatly for the CEO, Kung Fu Kid forgot how to go easy on people. The first round went to the Kung Fu Kid. Concerned, the Kung Fu Kid checked up on the CEO.

K.F.K: Hey, are you alright?

CEO: Yes... In fact, I could never have felt better.

Suddenly, a dark aura surrounds the CEO. Kung Fu Kid felt it almost instantly. The CEO is being filled with an overwhelming power! He was excited to be able to fight someone so strong, but at the same time fearful for his life.

CEO: If I recall, we still have two rounds left...

Kung Fu Kid: And only one more if I win.

CEO: Yes, if you win.

The Kung Fu Kid was perplexed by why the CEO emphasised the word "if", but soon paid it no mind when the match started. Kung Fu Kid was overwhelmed. It was like the CEo was a different person! He even knew all the techniques of everyone in the tournament! And he teleported! The Kung Fu Kid lost both rounds following his first win.

CEO: Heh, come back in 50 years, kid.

The continue countdown began. Kung Fu Kid didn't lose hope! He could surely beat this crazed CEO! Surely!

...Thirty Five attempts later.

K.F.K: Okay, you're obviously cheating somehow.

CEO: I have SNK Boss Syndrom, I'm supposed to be like this.

K.F.K: [tornado fang].

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Forum Games / Re: "What Are You Thinking Now?"

« on: February 19, 2009, 09:03:13 AM »

You never really know how good sleep is when you have to get up early for the first time in a few weeks.

I just wish this damn anti-virus scan would finish so I could go to bed finally.

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Forum Games / Re: "What Are You Thinking Now?"

« on: February 19, 2009, 07:41:15 AM »

Yup.

I've mentioned I haven't been at school a couple times in this topic.

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Forum Games / Re: "What Are You Thinking Now?"

« on: February 19, 2009, 06:15:22 AM »

So I went to my first day of school today...

Not so bad so far. Of course tommorow I have to stay until five-ish.

Good news is that I'm going to get Street Fighter IV tommorow. >.>

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Fan Creations / Re: Vixy Randomness~

« on: February 18, 2009, 05:24:16 AM »

Oh god, Airman has a mouth now.

You have no chance to survive, make your time.

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Forum Games / Re: Praise the above poster!

« on: February 17, 2009, 08:14:10 PM »

I think she's a pretty cool gal. She snipes people and doesn't afraid of anything.

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Fan Creations / Re: LazyMan's Wordy Art Topic (Maybe Sprites too)

« on: February 17, 2009, 07:15:17 PM »

Before I introduced Thief into the scripts there were only men.

Also, here's that script that Borockman requested. I'm going to continue it since the idea of Disney Note makes me laugh.
---
Two distinct genious minds colliding is never a good thing. Not very pretty for all involved. Egos come into play, and the whole thing just goes to hell.

Such is the case with this match up: Donald "Da Don" Duck vs. Mickey "M" Mouse.

Both sides are unaware as to who the other is, or just what they are capable of. Without knowing that, however, both sides are poised to kill each other.

However, Donald has an ace up his non-existent sleeve..

Donald: I have the power of the Death Note on my side...

Goryuk: Garash, isn't it a bit unwise to announce your trump card so openly.

Donald: You don't need to worry. To everyone around me, I'm just an honor student.

Goryuk: Never thought you'd be an honor anything...

Donald: Hey! Stay in character!

Goryuk: Sorry.

Donald: Anyways, what M doesn't realize is that I have the power of the death gods- a shinigami, on my side! He cannot win!

Donald has a good laugh. Meanwhile, at a nearby undisclosed location.

M: These are the police officiers involved with Da Don investigation, correct?

Wadsworth: Indeed they are.

M: Keep a close surveilence on them and their familys. I have a hunch that could lead us to Da Don.

Wadsworth: As you like, sir.

M: Da Don... I'll capture you yet.

...

Daisy: When is it going to be Daisy Daisy's turn?!

Author: Oh god get her away from me!

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Fan Creations / Re: LazyMan's Wordy Art Topic (Maybe Sprites too)

« on: February 17, 2009, 10:20:04 AM »

Hero doesn't even know about it.

And I needed to introduce a female character into these scripts, it's a sausage fest as is.

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Fan Creations / Re: Tsuyoshi's Thread of stuff, Home of It Might Be A Comic (updated occasionally)

« on: February 17, 2009, 09:25:29 AM »

Hm, this looks like an easy to control, and yet very complex robot.

And I think the seat needs more padding. Giant robot fights are murder on your ass.

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Fan Creations / Re: LazyMan's Wordy Art Topic (Maybe Sprites too)

« on: February 17, 2009, 09:07:08 AM »

New script.

I should make fun of other genres of games, these RPG ones just write themselves.
---

After a good rest at the Inn, Hero and Thief once again venture into the swamp. They've been walking down the path for a good half hour when a monster jumps out at them. The Hero recognises it immediately from his earlier experiences.

Hero: Hey! That's a rat! I remember killing a [parasitic bomb] load of those for money, and to train my weak ass self.

The Hero sighs as he reminences

Hero: Ah, those were the days.

Thief: Be careful, this monster looks dangerous.

Hero: Huh? But it's just a rat. I've killed thousands of them before.

Thief: But this is a WereRat!

Hero: ...What's the difference?

Thief: It's much stronger than a regular rat, and has a slight chance at confusing it's victims when it attacks!

Hero: That can't be right, it just looks like a rat.

Thief: Look closely, its fur is red.

Hero: ...Yeah, and your point being?

Thief: That's how you know it's a Wererat.

Hero: But it looks like a ra-

Thief: Look, it's a Wererat. End of story.

Hero reluctantly accpts this fact. The Wererat is then slain without much effort on Hero and Thief's part.

Hero: So it was just a rat!

Thief: ...No, it was a Wererat.

Hero: Well, I'll still consider it a rat with red fur, because it was so easy to kill.

Thief: Whatever, wait until you face a FeralRat.

Hero: Lemme guess, it's a yellow rat?

Thief: Green, actually.

Hero: Wow, that's actually kind of lazy.

The graphic artist in charge of the in game enemies sheds a single tear.

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Forum Games / Re: "What Are You Thinking Now?"

« on: February 17, 2009, 07:02:53 AM »

FFFFFFFFF Yukiko is a [tornado fang]ing bitchy boss.

I'm tempted to just take a save from Gamefaqs and start from there. >.>

...And right after I post this, I beat her.

What the [tornado fang].

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Forum Games / Re: "What Are You Thinking Now?"

« on: February 16, 2009, 10:52:29 PM »

It's not motivation, more like righteous fury.

Seriously, if [parasitic bomb] like Twilight can get published and popular, I should be able to write the next Harry Potter with the awesome idea I got.

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Fan Creations / Re: Akira's color-full arts

« on: February 16, 2009, 10:46:30 PM »

Archer, if you want Akira to draw something, provide subtle hints.

It's worked for me before.

Hai, Akira. Draw LazyMan. k thx.

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Forum Games / Re: "What Are You Thinking Now?"

« on: February 16, 2009, 10:45:31 PM »

[tornado fang] that noise. I'm going to try to turn that around by providing quality literature even if it KILLS ME.

I lack motivation to write at the moment, but god damnit, I'll starting writing soon damnit.

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Forum Games / Re: "What Are You Thinking Now?"

« on: February 16, 2009, 10:41:55 PM »

If that's true, then we are royally [tornado fang]'d.

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Fan Creations / Re: Akira's color-full arts

« on: February 16, 2009, 09:31:07 PM »

"This hand of mind is BURNING RED!

...Holy [parasitic bomb], it's really burning! Somebody put it out!"

...That's all I could think when I saw that, Akira.

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Fan Creations / Re: Akira's color-full arts

« on: February 16, 2009, 09:27:28 PM »

Oh, it looks like Konata isn't too happy with her new shelf mate.

Quick, buy a LazyMan figure, and I'll resolve the situation as quick as possible.

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Forum Games / Re: "What Are You Thinking Now?"

« on: February 16, 2009, 08:29:43 AM »

"Now that I actually have someone saying that my story idea is good, I have to work on it.

And hopefully publish it and make the monies."

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Fan Creations / Re: LazyMan's Wordy Art Topic (Maybe Sprites too)

« on: February 16, 2009, 07:44:10 AM »

Oh, looks like I opened some old wounds. My bad.

Anyways, new script. Playing Persona 4 gave me the idea for this one.

Also, a new character.

---
The Hero, feeling overwhelmed by the prospect of facing a dragon randomly he decided it was time for some help. He went to the local tavern looking to add someone to his party. Maybe a Mage knowledgeable in destructive magic or maybe a Healer that is useless in all aspects of battle except for support and wearing skimpy clothing. Unfortunatly, all the other heroes had come before him and taken everyone with those skills instead he got stuck with a young female thief. Sure, she's got the skimpy clothing going with a short skirt, but Hero is sure that she tried to steal his wallet on a couple of occasions.

Soon the Thief proved herself by helping the Hero out on more than one occasion. She's even managed to steal some decent items from enemies in the last couple of battles.

Hero: You know, maybe I was wrong about you before. You're not so bad after all.

Thief: Of course. I may be a thief, but I'm still loyal to whoever I work for... Which brings me to this point, you don't look so good boss.

Hero: What are you talking about, I'm perfectly fin-

Magical Text Box: Now that she mentions it, you are feeling a little dizzy now.

Hero: Huh. Strange. I didn't notice that before. You're right, I don't feel so good.

Magical Text Box: Now you want to reward Thief for her kindness with some gold, and reach for your wallet.

Hero: I do? Well, you've never steered me wrong voice in my head.

The Hero hands The Thief a few gold coins who then escorts him to a nearby inn. After the Hero falls asleep the Thief chuckles to herself, holding a Magic Marker.

Thief: Once you figure out how they tick, Heroes are easy to scam.

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Fan Creations / Re: borockman's fun fun art thread!

« on: February 15, 2009, 08:16:36 AM »

Nice, but is it just my imagination, or he has no pants?

Mikey's Pants never even covered all of his lower torso, so they're there. Just not showing.

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Fan Creations / Re: borockman's fun fun art thread!

« on: February 15, 2009, 08:05:39 AM »

Totally but does he eat something other than apples?

He eats a leaning tower of cheese-ah.

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Fan Creations / Re: borockman's fun fun art thread!

« on: February 15, 2009, 07:57:43 AM »

Donald is going to a take a potato chip... and EAT IT DRAMATICALLY.

Also, Goofy should be Ryuk.

"I'm a shinigami, ayuck."