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Forum Games / Re: "What Are You Thinking Now?"

« on: March 10, 2009, 02:09:34 AM »

" Why can Vent exist and why cant he have models X and Z!!! i want to marry him!!! " 

You know, there's this other guy who thinks he's a reploid on the fourms. I forget his name, but I think you two would get along pretty well.

"...I need to stop being sick, damnit. Sleeping is hard when I'm coughing all [tornado fang]ing night."

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Fan Creations / Re: borockman's fun fun art thread!

« on: March 10, 2009, 02:07:32 AM »

Blues is capable of breaking the laws of physics, duh.

Dr. Light is probably able to destroy a universe or two since he created Blues.

That kind of scares me.

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Fan Creations / Re: Vixy Randomness~

« on: March 10, 2009, 02:05:11 AM »

Anything that pleases your eyes and thoughts, it will happen.

As soon as you said that, I suddenly thought about what you'd look like dressed like Yoko from Gurren Lagann.

...Akira, make it happen.

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Off The Wall / Re: Best Buy Anime Titles Half Off This Month

« on: March 06, 2009, 10:39:22 AM »

Wow, this had to happen right before I buy MadWorld and Resident Evil 5.

Lately, my luck hasn't been all that great.

But it's nice to see the store that I go to on that list.

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Forum Games / Re: "What Are You Thinking Now?"

« on: March 06, 2009, 07:57:31 AM »

Hell, I can't even think of any names for characters.

And that's why my book will probably remain with only a couple pages written.

[tornado fang].

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General / Re: Xat - the doodle maker... wait...?

« on: March 05, 2009, 03:59:59 AM »

It's stuff like that that makes me afraid to go into rooms like that.

I think it's also why I don't use the Oekaki anymore.

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Entertainment / Re: The RPM Boob Tube Thread (56k warning)

« on: March 05, 2009, 02:32:34 AM »

Jam Project just proved they can make any song sound Gar.

I don't care if it's old or a repost, it's just awesome.

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Forum Games / Re: "What Are You Thinking Now?"

« on: March 05, 2009, 02:21:26 AM »

Well, staying home today was a good idea. I feel a hell of a lot better than I did last night.

On a random note: The time spent for my school week is equivalent to two days of a normal high school week (at least thinking back to the high school I went to).

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Forum Games / Re: Comment on the Previous Signature.

« on: March 04, 2009, 09:59:02 PM »

"Shop at the GAP!

...OH wait, we're not talking about the store, it's just some guy?

...You should still give him money."

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Gaming / Re: Who of you plays Yu-gi-oh? Doesn´t matter if play it in Real Life or on a medium

« on: March 03, 2009, 06:03:37 AM »

I play the game, and I run a dragon deck.

All I need are a couple more Masked Dragons and a Red Eyes Darkness Metal Dragon, and I'll be set.

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Entertainment / Re: Sonic the Hedgehog Comics

« on: March 03, 2009, 05:28:01 AM »

It's Shadow's "I don't have time for your bull-[parasitic bomb]" face.

In a totally unrelated topic, Bull-[parasitic bomb] doesn't get censored without the hypthen there.

That is until the mods take notice and censor it. 

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Off The Wall / Re: Latest Buys

« on: March 02, 2009, 12:58:00 AM »

Killzone 2

Preordered MadWorld.

By the way, Killzone 2 is awesome so far. You should totally buy it if you have a PS3.

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Forum Games / Re: "What Are You Thinking Now?"

« on: March 02, 2009, 12:56:03 AM »

"If posting a Megaman script won't make people read my topic, NOTHING will."

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Fan Creations / Megaman Script

« on: March 01, 2009, 11:56:13 PM »

New script with a Megaman theme.

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Supah Faighting Rowbot: Script 1

Zero isn't really a morning person. That much is evident by his bad mood. Not only was he abruptly woken up, but now the first thing he has to do after waking up is protect the girl who woke him up in the first place.

All the while getting shot by cannon fodder because his skills are rusty.

Zero: I got out of bed for this?

Ciel: But you weren't-

Zero: I wasn't talking literally. Jesus.

Zero is still getting shot by the cannon fodder. This would be easy by himself, but he has a useless person following him.

Zero: Don't you at least have a gun?

Ciel: I'm a scientist; I don't fight.

Zero grumbles. Then he gets killed by another shot from cannon fodder.

Zero: I [tornado fang]ing HATE escort missions!

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Fan Creations / Re: Vixy Randomness~

« on: March 01, 2009, 11:24:50 AM »

Those clouds look bored.

They only look bored because they're obviously ploting and scheming.

BEWARE THE CLOUDS.

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Off The Wall / Re: What's in your 'fridge?

« on: February 28, 2009, 09:10:46 AM »

I have three fridges, all of which I've never seen empty except for when they were new. And even then I don't remember when my family got them.

Fridge 1: General Food stuffs. Mostly leftovers.

Freezer 1: General frozen stuff. Hell, I can't remember the specifics.

Fridge 2: Beverages

Freezer 2: Frozen food stuffs that don't fit in freezer 1

Fridge 3: Pretty much anything that doesn't fit in fridge 1 or 2

Freezer 3: Anything that didn't fit in the first two freezers.

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Entertainment / Re: The RPM Boob Tube Thread (56k warning)

« on: February 28, 2009, 08:58:56 AM »

Dragon Ball Z: Abridged Episode 9

"Vegeta! What does the scouter say about his power level?"

"It's 1006."

"Really?"

"Yeah, kick his ass."

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Forum Games / Re: Make a Wish and have it horribly corrupted, RPM Edition!

« on: February 28, 2009, 07:45:39 AM »

Granted, but for some reason it's for the N-gage.

I wish Dead Rising 2 not only meets expectations, but exceedes them.

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Fan Creations / Re: LazyMan's Wordy Art Topic (Maybe Sprites too)

« on: February 28, 2009, 07:40:54 AM »

Honestly, this next script can apply to just about any game, but I like messing with Hero so I'll continue to do so. 

Also, a new character is thrown into the mix.
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Hero and Thief braved through the swamp full of deadly creatures... But Hero was angry because the dragon that attacked him the first time and made him get a partner (which stole most of his gold) didn't show up again.

Hero: God damnit!

Thief: Hey, don't complain about not running into a dragon in a swamp.

Hero: The first time I was surprised, but now I actually want it to happen.

Thief: That would explain why you went in and out of the swamp those couple hundred times.

Player holding the controller: Hey, I just found out it was for a super special ultra awesomely rare sword! I forget the name of it, but I'm pretty sure it's Japanese.

Player: ...Oh right, they're not going to answer me back.

Hero: The point is, I wanted to fight that damn dragon again!

Thief: I'm sure you'll get another chance.

Hero: Good point! Now, onwards!

The screen goes black, with the voice of Thief instructing the player to insert the next disk.

Thief: Please insert disk 2...

Player: Normally getting up to do something is troublesome, but I like this game. So I'll get up to put in the next disk...

The Player gets up and switches the disks in the consoles. Seconds later, Thief's voice comes on again.

Thief: Please insert disk 3.

Player: What? But I just swit-

Thief: Please insert disk 3!

Player: But I ju-Hey wait a second...

Thief: Meep, I've been caught!

The screen goes back to the overworld, with the Player scratching his head in confusion.

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Forum Games / Re: "What Are You Thinking Now?"

« on: February 28, 2009, 03:39:46 AM »

Well, I just offhandedly suggested my dad open up a message board for his business.

Whether he takes it up to heart or not depends on him, but it could mean I'm making a message board.

...[parasitic bomb].

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Fan Creations / Re: Starr's brain leakage. Get the mop.

« on: February 28, 2009, 01:42:18 AM »

I don't blame Wily for doing that. I probably would have done the same thing under the same circumstances.

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Forum Games / Re: "What Are You Thinking Now?"

« on: February 28, 2009, 01:36:07 AM »

"Ugh, this chapter of Zero In has really shitty English. I'd really like to know who the editor was just so I could yell at him via e-mail."

...For this gem, I really want to punch the editor or whoever translated it:

"Call the ambulance...!
No the police...!
GREAT FEELING!"

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Fan Creations / Re: LazyMan's Wordy Art Topic (Maybe Sprites too)

« on: February 26, 2009, 07:53:38 AM »

No script, because I'm a lazy bastard.

Instead, here's a rant.

Possibly NSFW due to possible innuendo. Possibly.

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Today's Rant Topic: Confusing Advertising.

I don't think everyone has seen the comercial I'm going to rant about, so I'll describe it. It's been running on Comedy Central for a while now, and I just now felt like ranting about it.

The comercial starts off in an office setting. Okay, maybe they're advertising some office supplies. You then see a scantally clad secretary that looks like she could've come out of a porno (Not that I've seen any, she just had that porny look) complete with cleveage and really short mini skirt.

Okay, my interest is peaked. Then you get a shot of inside somebody's office. He presses on the intercom, calling the secretary saying "it's time." The secretary stands up and enters the office.

Here's where things get confusing and NSFW. You then see the back of the chair of the guy's office you saw earlier. Except this time there is a lot of shaking. He's saying things like "So fast..." and "I feel it! I feel it!" eventually the shaking knocks over a picture of what can be presumed as the guy's wife further hinting at a possible office romance. As if the secretary out of a porn movie didn't hint this enough, but that's not the point.

Turns out, the presumed "service" the secretary was thought to be giving wasn't actually that at all. It was the advertising of an energy drink. Not just any energy drink either, but the 6 Hour Energy drink.

 And to be honest, the guy isn't dressed any better than the secretary. His shirt is way too tight for its own good.

He then finishes the comercial saying "Now I'm ready!" while facing the secretary.

...Okay, what the [tornado fang] was that?

If you really wanted to advertise an energy drink, why not do so in a not so porn like environment? I don't think I ever want to buy this energy drink after seeing a comercial like that (not that I every would, but that's not the point.). Obviously, the comercial is geared towards those who work in the office. That much is clear from the setting. But the glaringly obvious porn overtones just overpowers the whole office aspect and makes the energy drink seem like a product for a porn star.

And what the hell was he ready for? The porn that they were probably going to film that day? Hopefully someone can clear this up for me, because this comercial confuses the [parasitic bomb] out of me.

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Entertainment / Re: The RPM Boob Tube Thread (56k warning)

« on: February 26, 2009, 06:39:25 AM »

Selling games to things that aren't men.

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Off The Wall / Re: Post Pictures Of Yourself

« on: February 26, 2009, 04:50:55 AM »

I see only boobs, my Dear. A fine fine set..

This.

I tried to think of a witty comment, but failed horribly. So I'll just state how relevant to my interests this is.