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Forum Games / Re: Praise the above poster!
« on: April 01, 2009, 08:30:08 AM »
He brought Ping Pong to RPM.
Plus he made LazyMan god tier at Ping Pong on accident.
Plus he made LazyMan god tier at Ping Pong on accident.
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Forum Games / Re: "What Are You Thinking Now?"
« on: April 01, 2009, 08:29:00 AM »
I finally decided on a full name for one of my characters in the book I'm eventually going to write.
Bacon Krayzee.
He's an insane person who specializes in fisticuffs with even crazier parents. His mother wanted to name him Sausage while his father wanted to name him Benjamen. Turns out his mother was just hungry while his father wanted to give him a name that starts with the letter "B". So Bacon was a compromise. Then they had breakfast.
It's funny how I put a lot more work into Bacon than I did for the guy who's actually the main character. I've only got his first name and it's Ken.
Although to be fair, his story is much, much sadder.
Bacon Krayzee.
He's an insane person who specializes in fisticuffs with even crazier parents. His mother wanted to name him Sausage while his father wanted to name him Benjamen. Turns out his mother was just hungry while his father wanted to give him a name that starts with the letter "B". So Bacon was a compromise. Then they had breakfast.
It's funny how I put a lot more work into Bacon than I did for the guy who's actually the main character. I've only got his first name and it's Ken.
Although to be fair, his story is much, much sadder.
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News and Announcements / Re: Our prayers are finally answered: X9 is coming!!
« on: March 31, 2009, 04:53:21 AM »
I'm going to be honest here: This year's hoax wasn't all that great.
I could see it coming miles away.
Not to mention the fact that I don't WANT the X series to continue. Sure there's a bit left to explain between The X and Zero series, but I'd rather have it kept that way than Capcom to make a halfassed attempt at bridging the two stories just to appeal to retro-seeking gamers.
I could see it coming miles away.
Not to mention the fact that I don't WANT the X series to continue. Sure there's a bit left to explain between The X and Zero series, but I'd rather have it kept that way than Capcom to make a halfassed attempt at bridging the two stories just to appeal to retro-seeking gamers.
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Off The Wall / Re: If we were all trapped, starving, on a deserted island...
« on: March 29, 2009, 10:56:51 PM »
Just sit back and you'll hear a tale,
A tale of a fateful trip
That started from this USB Port
Aboard this large ship.
The mate was a sexelant sailing man,
The skipper brave and hot.
Many RPMers set sail that day
For a Master Robot, a Master Robot.
I'm not continuing this until someone asks me to.
A tale of a fateful trip
That started from this USB Port
Aboard this large ship.
The mate was a sexelant sailing man,
The skipper brave and hot.
Many RPMers set sail that day
For a Master Robot, a Master Robot.
I'm not continuing this until someone asks me to.
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Fan Creations / Re: Akira's color-full arts
« on: March 29, 2009, 10:26:28 AM »Little Update! I could not draw more, because I got cold
Wait, you drew that when you were sick? That's just awesome.
...I really have to get to work on that long distance straw. That talent isn't going to suck itself out of your noggin.
inb4suckjokes
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Off The Wall / Re: If we were all trapped, starving, on a deserted island...
« on: March 29, 2009, 10:23:20 AM »
I'd try to find some food first before resorting to eating someone.
Sure, I may be picky, and I probably couldn't kill any living thing I come across, but that's better than doin something I'll regret once I'm rescued and tell my grandkids the tale.
"There was this one time I was trapped on an island with a bunch of people I met on the internet. At first I wonder how the hell I got there in the first place, then I went looking for food. Having only looked for a couple minutes I sucumbed to hunger and ate everyone. The End."
Sure, I may be picky, and I probably couldn't kill any living thing I come across, but that's better than doin something I'll regret once I'm rescued and tell my grandkids the tale.
"There was this one time I was trapped on an island with a bunch of people I met on the internet. At first I wonder how the hell I got there in the first place, then I went looking for food. Having only looked for a couple minutes I sucumbed to hunger and ate everyone. The End."
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Forum Games / Re: Praise the above poster!
« on: March 28, 2009, 09:24:42 PM »
He's in our fourms, making sum games.
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Fan Creations / Re: borockman's fun fun art thread!
« on: March 28, 2009, 09:12:11 AM »
Wow, nice picture Borock.
However, coupled with that comic I now have disturbing images in my head. Thanks.
As for 18 year-old Sakura, I'd hit it. What? Ryu obviously going for it.
However, coupled with that comic I now have disturbing images in my head. Thanks.
As for 18 year-old Sakura, I'd hit it. What? Ryu obviously going for it.
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Forum Games / Re: "What Are You Thinking Now?"
« on: March 28, 2009, 09:09:38 AM »
"Wow, Desert Punk's last episode was confusing. The story ended and yet it didn't end at the same time.
God, I really hope someone translates the manga soon."
God, I really hope someone translates the manga soon."
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Forum Games / Re: "What Are You Thinking Now?"
« on: March 27, 2009, 11:31:34 PM »
The newest one.
Bakura finally gets his own episode.
Bakura finally gets his own episode.
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Forum Games / Re: Praise the above poster!
« on: March 27, 2009, 07:03:14 AM »
She draws stuff and snipes people.
She also hasn't sniped me yet.
She also hasn't sniped me yet.
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Forum Games / Re: "What Are You Thinking Now?"
« on: March 27, 2009, 07:02:01 AM »
In respect to earthquakes it just happens. Now I've never been any of the really big earthquakes, but it's an odd feeling to wake up to your house shaking.
It's not all that exciting, trust me.
Now if it had been bigger, then it would've been. But I doubt you want to be caught in a big earthquake.
I said it once, and I'll say it again: When it comes to earthquakes we know [parasitic bomb] as to when they'll strike.
It's not all that exciting, trust me.
Now if it had been bigger, then it would've been. But I doubt you want to be caught in a big earthquake.
I said it once, and I'll say it again: When it comes to earthquakes we know [parasitic bomb] as to when they'll strike.
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Forum Games / Re: "What Are You Thinking Now?"
« on: March 27, 2009, 02:53:05 AM »
"The thing that sucks about living about California is the fact that we know [parasitic bomb] when it comes to when Earthquakes will hit.
And the summer heat.
Then again, Florida is hot as hell all year round, so I got to feel sorry for those people."
And the summer heat.
Then again, Florida is hot as hell all year round, so I got to feel sorry for those people."
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Off The Wall / Re: Latest Buys
« on: March 26, 2009, 07:38:19 AM »
Point taken.
I guess I was distracted by bewbs and the dialouge to look too deeply into the characters.
I guess I was distracted by bewbs and the dialouge to look too deeply into the characters.
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Off The Wall / Re: Latest Buys
« on: March 26, 2009, 07:22:57 AM »
Really? What made you not like it?
I can understand if it was the boob talk during the episodes Junka was in, but I can't find much else to not like about it.
I can understand if it was the boob talk during the episodes Junka was in, but I can't find much else to not like about it.
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Forum Games / Re: "What Are You Thinking Now?"
« on: March 26, 2009, 06:33:01 AM »
I'm wondering why I never heard of Desert Punk sooner.
It has everything I like and then some.
Oh god, there's a reference to the boardgame LIFE in this series.
That's just funny.
It has everything I like and then some.
Oh god, there's a reference to the boardgame LIFE in this series.
That's just funny.
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Off The Wall / Re: Latest Buys
« on: March 26, 2009, 06:29:27 AM »I watched 2-3 episode of it. I thought it was horrible!
Then you really got to watch Episode one sometime, it sets the mood for the whole series.
Desert Punk isn't really meant to be taken seriously. Hell, the characters don't even take what happens very seriously.
It's very perverted, I won't lie to you, but in the episodes that the resident busty women doesn't appear in are hilarious (Not that the episodes with her in them aren't funny, they're funny in a different way.)
I saw a little bit of episode 2-3 and was hooked. The whole nonsense in the series is a nice change of pace of the whole "Just as planned" bullshit that goes on in a lot of anime today.
Plus the dub cast is awesome.
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Off The Wall / Re: Latest Buys
« on: March 26, 2009, 02:57:58 AM »
Desert Punk: The Complete Series.
The opening is just hilarious.
The opening is just hilarious.
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Forum Games / Re: "What Are You Thinking Now?"
« on: March 25, 2009, 06:28:48 AM »"Create names by chance. Use Bacon."
Because of that, I'm now naming a character Bacon.
Now when I eventually publish it, I hope no one asks me about that.
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Forum Games / Re: "What Are You Thinking Now?"
« on: March 25, 2009, 05:47:52 AM »
"You know, I should stop using the "I can't name people" excuse and NAME PEOPLE DAMNIT. Otherwise The Seven will never get written."
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Fan Creations / Re: LazyMan's Wordy Art Topic (Maybe Sprites too)
« on: March 25, 2009, 05:27:50 AM »
Yeah, I got nada to post here in terms of scripts, but I do have a news update.
I'm now accepting Art Trade requests. You draw me something, I write a script based on what you want it to be about (Keep it clean, people).
If you're interested, hit me up either here, Deviantart or SheezyArt (Both Sheezy and Deviant accounts go by "TeaOfJay").
My next post will have a script of some sort. I promise.
I'm now accepting Art Trade requests. You draw me something, I write a script based on what you want it to be about (Keep it clean, people).
If you're interested, hit me up either here, Deviantart or SheezyArt (Both Sheezy and Deviant accounts go by "TeaOfJay").
My next post will have a script of some sort. I promise.
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Off The Wall / Re: Do you write?
« on: March 24, 2009, 04:46:28 AM »
I write random scripts parodying video game genres and other things that I find funny, and I'm presently working on a book which will be titled "The Seven".
So yeah, I write.
So yeah, I write.
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Forum Games / Re: "What Are You Thinking Now?"
« on: March 24, 2009, 02:09:32 AM »
"Wow, I'm putting a lot of work into making my hacked Pokemon look not hacked.
Although after doing this I could have a pretty cool under used team."
Although after doing this I could have a pretty cool under used team."
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Fan Creations / Re: LazyMan's Wordy Art Topic (Maybe Sprites too)
« on: March 21, 2009, 09:10:06 PM »
Point.
However, it's versus mode for a Resident Evil game. That sounds like an awesome idea. sarcasm, I'm using it.
A deathmatch type of game for Resident Evil is about as good an idea as an Uwe Boll movie.
Posted on: March 20, 2009, 10:14:15 PM
This script is based of this Comic that Akira drew.
Hey, when I can't draw as well as Akira this is the best I can do for Fan Art.
The script goes from panel to panel, so what's happening in the script is relative to the actual comic.
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Girl: Ku ku ku.
Bunny Thing: Don't say it. Please for the love of Toriyama, don't say it.
Girl: You're too sloooooow!
Bunny Thing: God damnit. She said it.
Girl: Come on, step it up!
Cannon(Yes cannons talk, shut up): Oh, I'll step it up alright..
Cannon: Step it right up your ass!
Girl: Huh? A loud noise interupted my gloating.
Girl: OH NOOOOOO! Now I'm never going to get my deposit back on that broom!
Bunny: They don't pay me enough for this [parasitic bomb].
Akira: Oh nooooo!
Akira: I got too cocky.
Cannon 1: We don't know what "overkill" means!
Cannon 2: No seriously, we don't know what it means. Please tell us.
However, it's versus mode for a Resident Evil game. That sounds like an awesome idea. sarcasm, I'm using it.
A deathmatch type of game for Resident Evil is about as good an idea as an Uwe Boll movie.
Posted on: March 20, 2009, 10:14:15 PM
This script is based of this Comic that Akira drew.
Hey, when I can't draw as well as Akira this is the best I can do for Fan Art.
The script goes from panel to panel, so what's happening in the script is relative to the actual comic.
---
Girl: Ku ku ku.
Bunny Thing: Don't say it. Please for the love of Toriyama, don't say it.
Girl: You're too sloooooow!
Bunny Thing: God damnit. She said it.
Girl: Come on, step it up!
Cannon(Yes cannons talk, shut up): Oh, I'll step it up alright..
Cannon: Step it right up your ass!
Girl: Huh? A loud noise interupted my gloating.
Girl: OH NOOOOOO! Now I'm never going to get my deposit back on that broom!
Bunny: They don't pay me enough for this [parasitic bomb].
Akira: Oh nooooo!
Akira: I got too cocky.
Cannon 1: We don't know what "overkill" means!
Cannon 2: No seriously, we don't know what it means. Please tell us.