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« on: April 10, 2009, 02:50:18 AM »
Blar. I'm tired, but I'm doing this anyways because I love you guys sooooo much.
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Borock Guy Ace Attorney
Wily II: We are here on the trial of Mr. Hero on the murder of Mr. General.
Wily II: Is the prosecution ready?
Laze: The Prosecution is ready, your honor.
Wily II: Is the defense ready?
Borock: The defense is ready, your honor.
Borock: (Ready as I'll ever be.)
Wily II: Very well. Prosecution, your opening arguement?
Laze: Hero killed that general guy. Plain and simple.
Borock: (Maybe a bit too simple.)
Wily II: Indeed it was. Defense, your opening arguement?
Borock: I will prove that without a doubt that not only was it not Hero that murdered General...
Borock strikes a pose.
Borock: But someone else killed him!
Wily II: Interesting. Laze, would you call the first witness?
Laze: Yes, I would like to call Thief into the court.
Thief walks into the court room, and takes her place on the witness stand.
Laze: Name and profession.
Thief: My name and occupation are one in the same: Thief.
Wily II: My word!
Borock: (I'm not surprised, really.)
Laze: Disregarding that, could you tell us about the defendent?
Thief: Of course.
Thief: Hero has always been a violent one. He was also a little eccentric.
Borock: Hold it! Just what do you mean by "eccentric"?
Wily II: Indeed. I know heroes can be violent, but not many have been known for being eccentric.
Thief: When I first met him in Typical Capital, he requested help to fight a dragon in a swamp.
Laze: Why would a dragon be in a swamp?
Hero: That's what I said when I saw it!
Thief: Shut up, Hero! No one is talking to you!
Hero: *groan*
Borock: (Hm, something tells me she's only staying because of the pay.)
Borock: (Hold on...)
Borock goes into his inventory and pulls out RPG Adventure 3 (The script in which General died)
Borock: Take that! This is the script that General died!
Laze: Yeah, I know that.
Wily II: Do you have a point with this?
Borock: I do! This is two scripts before Thief was introduced! And in that script Hero was on his way to Typical Capital!
Laze: Oh, I get it. She couldn't have known him at the time of the murder, and so her testimony is null and void.
Borock: You fell for my trap!
Laze: Actually, you fell for mine.
Borock: What?!
Wily II: I'm just as confused as Borock here, please explain Laze.
Laze: It was this very script where Hero killed General.
Borock: Huh?
Wily II: What?!
The courtroom is in an uproar. Wily would have banged his gavel, but found it missing. Thief then banged the gavel on the witness stand. After a short arguement between Wily and Thief, Wily got the gavel back at the price of five gold pieces.
Laze: ...Anyways, it was a justifiable murder as it was meant to move the plot.
Wily II: In that case, the defendent is...
NOT GUILTY.
Borock: ...Can I really count that as a victory?
Laze: Yes.
Borock: What makes you say that?
Laze: I'm the guy who writes these things.
Borock: Oh yeah.
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