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Gaming / Re: The Official E3 2009 Discussion Thread & Lounge (May 30, 2009 - June 5, 2009)

« on: June 03, 2009, 04:20:14 AM »

Honestly, I'm curious if the fanboys that said Nintendo betrayed them earlier take back what they said.

Then I can rub thier faces in it.

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Gaming / Re: The Official E3 2009 Discussion Thread & Lounge (May 30, 2009 - June 5, 2009)

« on: June 03, 2009, 04:13:59 AM »

Link for great justice, Jelly.

I must see the lulz.

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Gaming / Re: The Official E3 2009 Discussion Thread & Lounge (May 30, 2009 - June 5, 2009)

« on: June 03, 2009, 04:09:57 AM »

I'm betting the girl is Navi, somehow turned human.

Hey, I bet Shiggy can explain it and still make it work.

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Gaming / Re: The Official E3 2009 Discussion Thread & Lounge (May 30, 2009 - June 5, 2009)

« on: June 03, 2009, 04:05:25 AM »

Woah, it's going to be Wii motion plus compatable too, and he'll announce it next year.

Hope that shuts the fanboys up.

...Also, the Kotaku liveblog has some pretty bad English thar.

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Gaming / Re: The Official E3 2009 Discussion Thread & Lounge (May 30, 2009 - June 5, 2009)

« on: June 03, 2009, 03:44:01 AM »

Well, I feel better now that Miya-[tornado fang]ing-moto died in a Mario game.

I know, right?

Next time I die in a Mario game, I'll have this thought: "Chances are, Miyamoto died the same way I did. Maybe worse."

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Gaming / Re: The Official E3 2009 Discussion Thread & Lounge (May 30, 2009 - June 5, 2009)

« on: June 03, 2009, 03:41:05 AM »

Why are you guys using the IGN live blog? Kotaku's updates automatically.

Rest those poor F5 buttons.

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Gaming / Re: The Official E3 2009 Discussion Thread & Lounge (May 30, 2009 - June 5, 2009)

« on: June 03, 2009, 03:13:37 AM »

I just hope Miyamoto announces a new Zelda to shut the fanboys up and make my earlier rant moot.

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Fan Creations / Re: LazyMan's Wordy Art Topic (Maybe Sprites too)

« on: June 03, 2009, 02:52:02 AM »

Okay, rant time.

And this time this actually happened the day I was going to rant about something! That's a first.

---

Today's Topic: Nintendo showed us WHAT?!

Okay, I'll be honest with you. When I first heard of the Wii Vitality Sensor, I was skeptical. Then I imagined any potential this odd device might have, and I find myself intriged. That said, Nintendo didn't tell us what it'd do, just that they were making it.

Now here's where the rant comes in.

We know jack [parasitic bomb] about what games, if any at all, the sensor works with. For all we know, Nintendo could be working on a survival horror game to work with the sensor. Knowing next to nothing, people STILL feel the need to judge the damn thing.

Worse yet, some say Nintendo betrayed them because there was no new Zelda game.

To those people I say: [tornado fang] you with a brick.

Nintendo is giving us Two Mario games, a Mario and Luigi game, a Golden Sun game, and a Kickass looking Metroid game developed by Team Ninja and you've been betrayed? Yeah, great [tornado fang]ing logic. Remind me to call on you when I need stock market advice.

Obviously, this doesn't apply to anyone here. I just like ranting because not only does it get stuff off my chest, I can post content to the topic too. Two birds, one stone.

Discuss.

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Gaming / Re: The Official E3 2009 Discussion Thread & Lounge (May 30, 2009 - June 5, 2009)

« on: June 02, 2009, 08:20:25 PM »

God damn stream is getting laggy and buggy. I'll just watch the trailers when you guys eventually post 'em or search on Youtube.

I'm sure text will satisfy me until I can eventually see the trailers.

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Gaming / Re: The Official E3 2009 Discussion Thread & Lounge (May 30, 2009 - June 5, 2009)

« on: June 02, 2009, 08:08:12 PM »

Now that I think about it, the vitality sensor could have a lot of potential.

Think of Survival Horror games using this to base what happens in the game on your heart beat.

First Person shooters changing based on your heart beat when you get excited.

There's probably more stuff that I haven't thought of, but if done right, there could be some really good games coming out of this supposedly useless device.

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Gaming / Re: The Official E3 2009 Discussion Thread & Lounge (May 30, 2009 - June 5, 2009)

« on: June 02, 2009, 07:18:34 PM »

Is there any word of Capcom announcing anything?

Not that I know of. Did Capcom make it to E3?

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Gaming / Re: The Official E3 2009 Discussion Thread & Lounge (May 30, 2009 - June 5, 2009)

« on: June 02, 2009, 07:13:18 PM »

So I'm guessing that DSi virtual console isn't going to be announced?

That's fine, because we're getting a new Metroid.

I love you Nintendo. Just not forever.

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Gaming / Re: The Official E3 2009 Discussion Thread & Lounge (May 30, 2009 - June 5, 2009)

« on: June 02, 2009, 07:04:59 PM »

Damn, if only there was some way I could see video.

All I'm seeing is text updates. Sad face.

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Gaming / Re: The Official E3 2009 Discussion Thread & Lounge (May 30, 2009 - June 5, 2009)

« on: June 02, 2009, 07:02:46 PM »

Honestly, I can't see how Nintendo will market this Vitialy Sensor.

Hell, I don't even know what it does besides sense your heartbeat. Maybe it'll be usable in future games as a difficulty adjuster based on your heartbeat?

And holy [parasitic bomb] Super Mario Galaxy 2.

Now just announce that vitrual console for the DSi and I'll love you forever Nintendo.

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Fan Creations / Re: borockman's fun fun art thread!

« on: June 02, 2009, 09:24:32 AM »

But don't they also say, the bigger they are, the harder they fall?

That depends on where it's falling.

In this case, I wouldn't mind her falling on me, if you catch my drift.

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Off The Wall / Re: Reposted Picture Thread (56K Warning)

« on: June 02, 2009, 04:58:04 AM »

My English isn't so great, but are those things bad? o.o

Basically, it's crazy things that you can't explain nor control in a place that you can control things.

Or, going with the "Productive Spamming", two completely opposite things.

...Yeah, sorry if my explanation still leaves you confused. I'll try again if you need it.

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Off The Wall / Re: Reposted Picture Thread (56K Warning)

« on: June 02, 2009, 04:35:42 AM »

Productive spamming

That sounds about as plausible as Scheduled Chaos Theory.

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Off The Wall / Re: Worst posts you have ever read.

« on: May 30, 2009, 10:44:49 AM »

Generally any post on Kotaku concerning a Wii game where someone says "I wish this were for the Xbox 360/PS3".

It's like those people just want to hate the Wii and the Wii having some good exclusive games prevents them from doing just that. So if those good games were to be ported to their system of choice, then they can continue to hate the Wii.

This even happened with Tatsunoko Vs. Capcom being announced for the states. Not to mention that the 360/PS3 fanboys are getting Marvel Vs Capcom 2 like they wanted.

What the [tornado fang] is wrong with people?

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Gaming / Re: Let's Play... The Title Of This Game!! State 50 Saved!!

« on: May 29, 2009, 07:35:11 AM »

You know those really bad LPs that are so bad you have to wonder why they exist?

These guys watch them and then mock them.

They've been banned from Youtube, and now go under the name of "retsuplay". Who knows when they'll be banned again.

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Fan Creations / Re: borockman's fun fun art thread!

« on: May 29, 2009, 03:00:03 AM »

That's just awesome Acid.

Fukken saved for hilarity.

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Fan Creations / Re: LazyMan's Wordy Art Topic (Maybe Sprites too)

« on: May 28, 2009, 05:02:45 AM »

Thanks for the comments guys!

...Wow, going back and reading all the past scripts I wrote I never noticed how many typos I made.

Well, time for a massive typo correction for 50% more readability.

EDIT: Well, the typo correction is done. I even added stuff to one script. Go see which one. 

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Fan Creations / Re: LazyMan's Wordy Art Topic (Maybe Sprites too)

« on: May 28, 2009, 01:38:17 AM »

Man, I must be bored. Because when I thought of this, I found it hilarious.

Doesn't help I thought this up early in the morning.

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THIS SUMMER.

YOU DON'T WANNA BE ANYWHERE NEAR A SWAMP.

Hero: Isn't that true all year?

YES.

EXCEPT THIS SUMMER, THERE'S GOING TO BE DRAGONS.

Hero: Dragons? Why would a dra-

A dragon erupts from the swamp water letting out a loud roar. Hero screams and runs away.

TWO HEROES MUST COMBAT THIS NEW THREAT.

Thief: Why would a dragon be in a swamp?

Hero: That's what I want to know!

ACTION.

Hero: Get down!

EVEN MORE ACTION.

Hero: Get down, again!

A HERO IS PISSED OFF.

Hero: I've had it with these mother [tornado fang]ing dragons in this mother [tornado fang]ing swamp!

Thief: Well swearing at them isn't going to scare them away.

Hero: Then I'm obviously not swearing enough! Or is that only for using violence?

THIS SUMMER, COMING TO A THEATER NO WHERE NEAR YOU.

DRAGONS IN A SWAMP.

Rated NGFH: Never Going to [tornado fang]ing Happen.

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Fan Creations / Re: borockman's fun fun art thread!

« on: May 28, 2009, 01:30:44 AM »

Wow, I just saw these now.

Borock, you are AWESOME. Fukken saved.

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Off The Wall / Re: Instant Experts and their abilities

« on: May 23, 2009, 09:41:58 PM »

You mean like Megaman?

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Off The Wall / Re: Instant Experts and their abilities

« on: May 23, 2009, 09:35:57 PM »

Depends on who you are in the equation.

If you're the guy that's getting godly skill really quickly, then it's totally awesome for you. You're just going to be targeted the most since you raised your skills so high so quickly. But as long as you keep your skills up, it should be no problem to grind their noses into the dirt.

If you're the guy that slowly got godly skill, and now some whippersnapper who just picked up the activity is godly at it too, you'd be down right pissed. You now have to obviously find out how he got so good so fast and try to imitate him. Then grind his nose into the dirt.

If you don't give a [parasitic bomb] either way, a [parasitic bomb] was not given and you just don't give a damn. But you'll grind someone's nose into the dirt anyways because that's fun.