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Fan Creations / Re: LazyMan's Wordy Art Topic (Maybe Sprites too)
« on: June 13, 2009, 03:51:36 AM »
Wow, double update. This time it's a rant.

Oh yeah, I mentioned something about doing an opinon piece of the Big Three's E3 conferences... I'm finally getting around to actually watching those, so I'll get back to you on that.

However, the rant is somewhat E3 related, but the opinions for this rant won't interfere with my future piece.

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Today's Rant Subject: PSPGo isn't going very far.

At first I was actually willing to give the PSPGo a chance. Hell, maybe Sony would announce that the Go would do something the PSP already can't do. Well, I learned otherwise today. Not only does it seem that my PSP can do what the Go can... Actually, it's just that: My PSP can already do what the Go can. Except the Go can't play UMD games.

The Go, from what the interview suggests, has a battery life that's basically the same as the PSP that some of us may already have. Now I've had the PSP since when it used to be priced at $250, but the fact that this newer version does less than my first shipment model is shocking.

Sony, you're pulling a Sega. What do I mean by that? You're releasing too many consoles that do the same, or less, than what you already released. I honestly hope you don't plan on releasing a thin PS3 soon.

You're looking to get new consumers to purchase this device. However, when the alternative PSP is $80 cheaper, and even the DSi is $90 cheaper, then you're pretty much destined to fail.

You also say you're trying to compete with the Ipod Touch/Phone... Uh, what? Why would you try to compete with cell phone gaming, when you're already having trouble from regular gaming? This makes little sense, Sony.

All in all, I can see the PSPGo going the way of the GameBoy Micro: failing miserably and forgotten only being remembered as a mistake on an otherwise decent record.

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Fan Creations / Re: LazyMan's Wordy Art Topic (Maybe Sprites too)
« on: June 12, 2009, 11:59:09 PM »
Oh hey, I should really post Part 2 of the RPM special now, huh?

More RPMers next script. Bug me if you want in if you aren't already.

Also, the "Ask RPG Adventures" is still open for question. Send any questions you may have to me through PMs.
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Thief and Hero had been walking through the unknown land known as Rockman Perfect Memories. However, our travelers soon became very bored.

Hero: Ugh! We haven't seen one golem! Not even a pebble baby!

Thief: ...Disregarding my feeling of Deja Vu, just what is a pebble baby?

Hero: It's a baby golem, duh.

Thief: Of course.

Hero: Anyways, we haven't seen anything in this god forsaken place! You'd think a mysterious door in the middle of the forest would actually lead to something exciting.

Thief: Yeah, you have a point there... For once.

Just then Thief and Hero were stopped by some odd looking rectangles...

Rectangle: Free credit report DOT COM!

Rectangle 2: Feeling depressed? Then prescribe to these anti-depressent pills!

Rectangle 3: Want to increase the size of your [ray splasher]?

Hero: You can do that?

Thief applies her palm directly to the forehead.

Hero: A-anyways. We should kills these annoying things!

Thief and Hero begin to fight the very odd rectangles. However, no matter how many they slay two more take it's place.

Hero: This is hopeless! This is like a hydra, only more annoying!

Thief: You fought a hydra?

Hero: No, but I know a guy whose cousin's sister's boyfriend's father's college roommate that fought one.

Thief: Good grief.

Just then two figures appeared. One was clad in red and wore black shades. Generally he carried an aura of great confidence, perhaps maybe too much so. The second was a woman that was very well endowed. She wore pink clothing that left very little to the imagination, but was still modest somehow. Don't ask me, I'm just the narrorator. The woman had purple hair while the man's hair was a deep shade of red. Just as quickly as they came the two figures took care of the strange rectangles.

Man: Jeesh, you guys need to turn on your pop up blockers!

Woman: Luckily we were near by, otherwise you would have lagged!

Thief and Hero were confused. The man and woman caught on.

PB: Oh sorry, I forgot to introduce ourselves. I'm Protoman Blues.

Vixy: And I'm Vixy.

Thief: I'm Thief.

Hero: And I'm Hero.

After an exchange of handshakes, PB and Vixy gave Hero and Thief a tour of Rockman Perfect Memories. I would go into more detail but I am far too lazy to do so. Use your imagination to fill in the tour.

Thief: Aren't you guys affraid of invasion since everyone can enter?

PB: Nah, we got some pretty big guns around here.

Hero jokingly pointed at Vixy.

Hero: I'll say.

Thief then smacked Hero upside the head.

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What about female pilots?

Then you either must have to have D-cups or you must be a loli.

There is some middle ground, but generally they aren't noticed as much as the first two.

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no you couldn't. you're too old.

Nobody is too old to pilot a giant robot.

Just don't expect the good guys to like you or for you to live long while piloting said robot and to be shown up by some random teenager.

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Roleplay / Re: RPG Adventures RP
« on: June 11, 2009, 07:21:02 AM »
Hero looks at the cue card and then looks back at Hajime.

Hero: Hey, what are these odd lines mean?

Hajime: You mean you can't read?

Hero: I can read, just not this chicken scratch.

Hajime: This isn't happening...

Back with Thief.

Thief: Wait, what's with this Hajime person's "truck?"

Sakura: Well... It looks like a dragon.

Thief: Then we have to find him right away.

Thief was the first down the stairs. Everyone seemed shocked at Thief's genuine feelings of concern... Then they realised that there might be something there she wants to steal and chase after her.

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Roleplay / Re: RPG Adventures RP
« on: June 11, 2009, 07:02:31 AM »
Through the magic of "shut the hell up I'm the creator I can do what I want espicially if it's funny", Hero followed Borock down the steps. Thief knew Hero left, but thought of it as a break and didn't follow. Hero was about to go back when he saw Hajime's dragon truck.

Hero: It's a dragon!

Hero followed the truck until Hajime parked it near a corner of the courtyard. Just as Hajime was starting to unload the truck, Hero began to strike!

Hero: I shall slay you, vile beast!

Hajime turned to watch Hero attempt to slay his dragon truck... And fail miserably as his sword bounced off the truck.

Hero: Ack! This dragon has some tough scales!

Hajime: It's not a real dragon, you idiot. It's a truck.

Hero: Truck? What's a truck?

Hajime rubbed his temple.

Hajime: I can feel a headache coming along.

Hero: Oh? I know the perfect cure for that.

Meanwhile, back with everyone else.

Borock: I'm ba-Hey, where's Hero?

Thief: I haven't the foggiest idea.

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Fan Creations / Re: LazyMan's Wordy Art Topic (Maybe Sprites too)
« on: June 11, 2009, 12:12:20 AM »
Read the line directly after it, and everything should make sense.

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Fan Creations / Re: LazyMan's Wordy Art Topic (Maybe Sprites too)
« on: June 10, 2009, 11:03:30 PM »
Well, I have news of epic proportions.

I'm out of school for now which means I'll have more time to write stuff for you guys!

I'll start by writing the second part of the RPM Special... Later. I'm tired as hell from finals, so I'm recouping for the moment. But do not fret, it is coming eventually. Also, expect many, many jokes about Vixy's bazookas in the upcoming scripts.

Or just fun bag jokes in general.

Yeaaaah.

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Roleplay / Re: RPG Adventures RP
« on: June 10, 2009, 11:00:50 PM »
Hero: Who in the blue hell is Hitomi?

Taiyo: Someone scary.

Thief: Sounds rough.

Sakura: *sigh* It is.

Hero: Well, now what?

Ky: I'm actually wondering... How did you two notice that I wasn't human?

Hero: This is going to be difficult to explain...

Thief: We just kind of feel it, I guess. If someone feels like us, they're human. If not, they're either dead or not human. If they're up and about chances are that they're not human... Or dead. But in this case, since you're not trying to mindlessly kill people, you're obviously not dead, but obviously not human.

Ky: Interesting...

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Roleplay / Re: RPG Adventures RP
« on: June 10, 2009, 08:46:05 AM »
Thief: Go to the moon? What kind of trickery is this?

Hero: Didn't you once say you went on the moon once?

Thief: Yeah, but that was to trick that one guy into giving me his money for a trip.

Hero: Oh.

Sakura and Wily: *ahem*

Thief: Oh right... I guess you guys caught me.

Thief gives Wily and Sakura back their belongings that she stole from them.

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Roleplay / Re: RPG Adventures RP
« on: June 10, 2009, 08:19:26 AM »
(Yeah, sorry I vanished. I didn't have access to my room all day today. I got my room back, which means I got my internet back. So it's all good.)

Thief: We were looking for golems because that's what we thought a Rockman was.

Hero: And then it turned out to be a blue midget! What a rip!

Thief smacks Hero upside the head.

Thief: Quiet you. As for what our world is like... Well...

Hero: We have no idea!

Thief: Yeah, we never really thought about it. We just did stuff.

Hero: Lots of murdurous things.

Thief: Anyways, it seems we forgot to introduce ourselves. I'm Thief.

Hero: And I'm Hero!

Hero then leans close to everyone other than Thief.

Hero: Watch out for Thief. She steals things. Valuable things.

Thief: I'm not going to steal anything right now!

Hero: So you already stole something?

Thief's eyes become shifty.

Thief: Maybe...

Taiyo: Okay, everyone. Check your pockets.

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Roleplay / Re: RPG Adventures RP
« on: June 09, 2009, 02:04:09 AM »
Hero: NES? Emu? Rabbids?! What in the blue hell are you guys talking about!?

Thief: Sounds like mage talk to me.

Hero: Oh yeah... Man, I hate those guys. You aren't mages, are you?

Borock: No, no! We don't do magic!

Hero: Good... Hey, what's with that box?

Taiyo: You're about to see what a "Rockman" is.

Borock loads up a ROM of the first Rockman game for the NES. Borock plays the game with the keyboard as Thief and Hero watch over his shoulder. At first Hero was shocked that a "Midget had gotten trapped in a magic box" and tried to kill all of them with his sword. It took the efforts of everyone, even a skeptical Thief to calm him down.

Hero: So you guys remember a blue midget?

Sakura: You don't have to put it that way...

Hero: You'r- HOLY CRAP. It's a golem!

Hero points at Ky.

Hero: Wait, is that even a golem?

Thief: Well, it could be a mini golem.

Hero: But do those even exist?!

Ky: A golem? Me?

Ky turns to Zakura.

Ky: Do I really look like a golem?

Zakura was too busy laughing her ass off.

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Forum Games / Re: Make up a Crazy Lie about the Above Poster
« on: June 08, 2009, 08:35:43 PM »
He hates Kallen with a passion. He really likes C.C.

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Forum Games / Re: Continue the story.
« on: June 08, 2009, 08:20:41 PM »
But the camera blew up in his hands...

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Roleplay / Re: RPG Adventures RP
« on: June 08, 2009, 09:22:11 AM »
(RMZX, I think you misunderstand a little bit on what's gonig on. Hero and Thief are visiting from the world of RPG Adventures to RPM, not the other way around... Although that could be an interesting idea to do later. Anyways...)

Thief: We got here through some door we found in the forest. As for why we're not tired... Well...

Hero: We're just used to walking around a lot. I once walked for ten hours straight!

Thief: ...Yeah I remember that. Even then I was never tired from that.

Hero: Anyways, back to the point. Have you guys seen any golems around here? Apparantly this place is home to 'em and you seem to remember them for some reason.

Thief: Is that even what a "Rockman" is?

Hero: Well, why not? Rats were rats, even if they were green for some reason.

Thief and Hero continue discussing the mechanics of thier world, ignoring the three people point weapons at them.

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Forum Games / Re: "What Are You Thinking Now?"
« on: June 08, 2009, 06:51:53 AM »
Only a third of that and I'm done for the semester.

...Technically speaking, though, it's only about 8 hours. So it's really 1/3 of a day.

So I guess it's 1/27 of what you have to finish?

...Wow, I bragged a lot more than I thought I would have in this message.

Sorry about that. Ego tends to get the best of me.

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Roleplay / Re: RPG Adventures RP
« on: June 08, 2009, 03:39:36 AM »
(Now I'm curious as to how the adventurs of A-S and Soulanimal works out...)

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Roleplay / Re: RPG Adventures RP
« on: June 08, 2009, 03:31:04 AM »
(I wasn't aware this topic was ever on a rail. Like, ever. Anyways, more Hero and Thief.)

Hero and Thief quickly climbed the stairs, much to Thief's distress. As they reached the top, Hero made a discovery.

Hero: Damnit! There aren't any golems up here either! It's just people!

Thief: There's people up here? Well, maybe we should ask them questions about this place.

Hero: Good thinking.

Hero runs over to Taiyo, Borock, and Sakura. His enthusiasm is overwhelming.

Hero: Hey, have you guys seen any golems around here?

Thief walks up to Hero and smacks him upside the head.

Thief: What he means is... What the hell is a Rockman and why do you people remember it perfectly?

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Fan Creations / Re: borockman's fun fun art thread!
« on: June 07, 2009, 07:33:27 PM »
And now it works.

Wow, won't Hero feel stupid that he's been running away from a mouse?

Still, that must be a pretty big mouse to show the illusion of a dragon with its tail.

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Roleplay / Re: RPG Adventures RP
« on: June 07, 2009, 10:02:19 AM »
AND THEN EVERYONE DIED THE END

(Well, there goes that idea for the ending.

But seriously, feel free to join whenever.)

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Roleplay / Re: RPG Adventures RP
« on: June 07, 2009, 08:11:21 AM »
(Okay, enough people have posted. I'll throw Hero and Thief at you now. Good luck dealing with them, new and not so new people alike.)

Hero and Thief have been walking through the unknown land of RPM for quite a while now. Hero and Thief have so far seen nothing of interest.

Hero: Damnit! There hasn't been a single golem here! Not even a pebble baby!

Thief: Ugh, what is with you and fighting monsters? And just what is a pebble baby?

Hero: That's not the point! Point is we've seen nothing! You'd think a mystery door out in the middle of the forest would lead to more intesting things!

Thief: For once, you've got a point... Wait a minute. What's that?

Thief points towards a giant staircase. It leads to the top of a very large plateau.

Thief: I say we climb up that staircase and kill anything that's on top. There's bound to be a golem or two.

Hero: Yay, murder!

Hero starts running up the steps with Thief following close behind. Better to let Hero do all the dirty work, and get the blame as well.

(Relax, Hero isn't going to kill anyone. It's funnier this way.)

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Forum Games / Re: Praise the above poster!
« on: June 07, 2009, 04:38:57 AM »
He's really evil.

Which is a nice change of pace in this happy go lucky environment.

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Fan Creations / Re: LazyMan's Wordy Art Topic (Maybe Sprites too)
« on: June 07, 2009, 04:10:44 AM »
When it comes to Thief, chances are...

You're already broke.

You wa Shock!

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You play as an alien speicies that gets nourishment from draining the life force out of everything that moves. And you can get frozen.

That [parasitic bomb] pretty much writes itself.

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Fan Creations / Re: LazyMan's Wordy Art Topic (Maybe Sprites too)
« on: June 07, 2009, 03:27:36 AM »
Good. Now to wait for people to follow suit.

Also, don't think the things that happen in the RP are going to happen in the script version. I have ideas on what I want to do when I include RPM members in the series.

That would just be lazy of me.

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