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« on: June 30, 2009, 10:16:06 AM »
I can name two from the top of my head.
Dragon Ball Evolution: There was so little in common with this abortion of a movie and the original source material that it was just painful to watch. And before someone comes in here and tries to tell me that they based the movie off of DB and not DBZ *coughGaiacough*, I know that already. This movie was only similar to Dragon Ball only in name. Other than that it was completely all over the place, didn't make a lick of sense, pissed me off (Goku is the avatar, and the Kamehameha is the ultimate Air bending technique. I [parasitic bomb] you not, that part about the Kamehameha is an actual quote.), and used terms that didn't even exist in Dragon Ball. Overall it was a waste of time (even though I left early), and I was glad to have gotten my money back.
Transformers: Apparantly, there were people that found this movie enjoyable. To this, I have to ask "Just what about this movie was enjoyable?" The fights between Transformers were too far in between all the teen angst and explosions not involving Transformers I have to wonder if the Transformers were ever going to show up. Then there's the blatant advertisement in the middle of the movie. Yes, I know, the Original Transformers was made to advertise the toys and movies do tend to have some form of advertisement in them. But in the case of the original cartoon I never saw a [tornado fang]ing Moutain Dew commercial via a transforming vending machine during the cartoon with fighting trasnforming robots. Nor were the adverts in movies shoved down my throat as a scene that was never spoken of again.
Honestly, the whole thing was just the exploits of some random unpopular kid trying to get lucky with the hot popular girl, instead of the [tornado fang]ing robots that the movie was named after.
Glad to know that the second movie not only met my expectations of sucking, but surpassed them in the dumbest way possible.