Meanwhile at Red base, the new recruit called Tai was taking a tour of the base.
"So, this is Red base? I was expecting more to be honest. Anyways, what was that about testing my skills?"
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The Pyro walked merrily in the halls with the new recruit, who didn't seem to mind the flames along said path. Not looking at the man, trying not to be tempted to burn him alive, like he had done with the last few new recruits, the Pyro replied:
"Oh, it's just a mandatory procedure we do whenever we get someone new
and flammable on our team. You know, see if they're good enough to work for us
and to set on fire, strong enough
to burn longer that kinda testing stuff...which reminds me..." The Pyro took out a large crumpled paper from his back pocket, and began to read it out loud.
"...Welcome new recruit [Guy with Brown Hair], to the totally rad base of RED. Where we specialize in Sniping, shooting things, killing things, killing things with a bat, burning things, doing laundry, killing things with more bats, jazz hands, and many more things to do. We must inform you that you shall be tested before we can accept you on this work environment.
This test will be difficult, gut rending, bloody, traumatazing, and hot...but don't worry, it won't hurt at all.
This test will be given by our very own Physical Training Instructor/Burning Safety Manager/Burning Specialist/Janitor, Mr.Strange Bon Pyro, who by the way, appointed himself with all the jobs mentioned before.
We hope you enjoy working here with us at RED base and help us be rid of those unclean germ lovers we know as The BLU team.
PS: Be warned that training with the Pyro will not only be very painful, but you might experience third deegree burns.
PPS: There is no such thing as a Burning Safety Manager...until now that is.
PPPS: Pudding."
The Pyro then put the notice back inside his back pocket, and he asked the young man as his head twitched: "Any questions?"
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