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Roleplay / Re: RPMVania

« on: May 14, 2010, 12:33:51 AM »

"It depends on your deepest desire, child." Sedo said in a deep voice.

The demon vanished from Mirby's side. The female adventurer thought she was safe fo now, but was still alert. Keeping her eye out for whatever the eerie faced creature had in store.

Suddenly, she felt a warm touch on her shoulders.
"Every human desires one thing or another...sometimes they desire it all!" Sedo said in a belowing demonic voice.
Mirby was a bit spooked by the demon's sudden appearance.

"Humans desire power, money, attention, love...pleasure. But...what do you want? What is your deepest desire?" The demon carased the woman as she sootheted her with a calming, almost motherly voice.

Before she could respond, Sedo stopped her lips with her finger. The demon was now bent down infront of Mirby.
"Shh. I know exactly what you want...you wish for freedom, no?" It whispered to her ear.

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Roleplay / Re: RPMVania

« on: May 13, 2010, 10:32:25 PM »

Sedo giggled like a young woman.

"What do I want you ask? Oh, no no no, sweet child of man~ . It's not what I want that matters..." The demon edged closer.

"It is what you want?" The succubus was suddenly dangerously close to Mirby. Its distorted face touching the human's.

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Roleplay / Re: RPMVania

« on: May 13, 2010, 03:22:41 PM »

Lamenting her defeat, Mirby stared at the barred floor that was her cage. The woman barely noticed the visitor in her cage arrive.

"Well, Well. So this is the little intruder that stumbled upon Dracfree's castle. How cute~" Sedo the seducer said. A wide grin adorned its face.

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Roleplay / Re: RPMVania

« on: May 13, 2010, 04:13:50 AM »

Sedo was twiddling its fingers in the throne room as it waited for the news its underlings had about the intruders.

"What's taking those brats so long."

Its minions came in through the front door. Sweaty and echausted for some reason. Sedo looked at them with an annoyed expresion.

"What exactly where you doing this whole time, If I may ask?"

The trio stood up straight like soldiers in a boot camp.

"Y-You know...stuff." replied one of the Inccubi.

"...You were playing card games again, weren't you?" Sedo asked in a gruph voice.

"...No..."

Sedo glared at the incompetent demons.

"...M-Maybe...Its just so intense." Said the same inccubus.

"Especially when your doing on motorcycles." Added the succubus.

"SILENCE!! You were supposed to either tempt the female into joining the sinful side or kill her and all other intruders immediately!" Sedo shouted in a high and squeaky voice.

"The Master's son has gotten impatient and has went to take care of this pests!" Its voiced got lower.

"Sorry, brot-"

"SHUT UP!! Seeing as our little friends are busy playing with Novacard. Why don't you help Flame's helpers and get this Dan person he was talking about."

"YESSIR!!" The three demons dissapeared.

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Roleplay / Re: RPMVania

« on: May 12, 2010, 06:19:09 AM »

The demon shrieked with glee. Wrapping its capes around itself as if they were restraints.

"Oh goodie!` Let me just invite some of my friends" Sedo then made a loud wolf whistle.

Instantly, 3 magical circles appeared before it. From them, emerged two inccubi and a succubus.

"Yo, broter, long time no see." Said one of the inccubi.

"Enough chit-chat my breathren. The Dark Prince is being invaded by meddlesome humans." Sedo said in a grouph manner.

"But the Dark Prince is nice and cozy taking a nice nap in Hell." Replied the other inccubi.

"Not THAT Dark Prince, the one whose taking a coffin nap behind me. Now get your temptating asses to the castle halls, we have a simian to seduct!"

"Yessir!" They said as the saluted.

"If the gal refuses to get lost in temptation, your free to dispose of her as you please." Sedo told them in a deep voice.

"Yessir"

"Good to hear. I'll join you shortly. Bye now~ "

The three immiediately transported themsleves to a respective room near the hall where the female human was wandering.

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Roleplay / Re: The Digital World of RPM

« on: May 12, 2010, 01:46:01 AM »

In the winner's lounge. Kevin was sitting down on one of the chairs and was dozing off. He was holding his P.E.T. and staring at it.

ON the screen, was a looping animation of a humanoid version of his navi in an ancient pixelated form, jumping over a fence.

"...24...25...2...*yawn*..."

Soon the boy fell asleep.

"Be sure to rest up before da next match. Don't want ya to be counting sheep during da fight." SheepMan said, in a calming tone.

"And now...QUIET OUT THERE!! THE BOY'S TRYING TO SLEEP!!" He yelled at the nearby navi's who were shouting at eachother.
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"Ah, Isn't that preacious, ScopeMan. Nothing is more sweet looking than a sleeping kid...quite tempting isn't it?" Aroki had a perverted expression on his face, as he gazed thorugh his binaculours inside another disposal container.

"Hmm..."

"What is it, ScopeMan?" The sick man aske as he focused his sight on his navi.

"That plant navi...there was something perculiar about how his data reacted when his limbs were burned. It wasn't like how other plant type navies would react. Plus, he didn't receive as much damage as those types of navies either."

"ScopeMan...are you saying we have a spy in disguise among the competitors?"

"Indeed"

"Intresting. You don't suppose he's looking for the same thing we are, is he?"

"Perhaps. I'm not a hundred percent sure. It would be easier if I were able to read the navi's thoughts as well as his action data."

"We'll just have to see in time then..."

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Roleplay / Re: RPMVania

« on: May 11, 2010, 09:51:09 PM »

The demon purred as it had its chin rubbed. Her master then commanded his undead minions to slay the castle's trespassers.

Suddenly, Sedo (The succubus) felt a pressence in the castle's basement.

"Hmmm. Master, it seems we have one more intruder in the cellar area. Aren't we popular today?~" It teased.

"Master Dracfree, may I have permission to go and play with this intruder?" It begged, showing puppy like eyes at its master.

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Roleplay / Re: The Digital World of RPM

« on: May 11, 2010, 06:18:44 AM »

"...THAT'S IT!? MY FIRST MATCH AND I ALREADY WON!? WHAT KINDA SHEEP SHOW IS DIS!?" The navi raged as it popped out from one of the three clouds that he set atop of Rocket Knight.

"ARE YOU GOING EASY ON ME BECAUSE IMMA SHEEP!? I'M GONNA KILL YOU!!"

"Geez SheepMan, take it easy. It's only the first fight and your already grumpy."

"Buuut"

"Besides, you can fight for real with the next guys. Okay." Kevin said, trying to calm down the insulted puff of cloud.

"...'Kay...Just make sure da next guy isn't a major wimp!"

Kevin logged out SheepMan and went to the winners lounge.

"Well now...that was very...anticlimatic." Whispered the ghostly navi.

"I have to said with the sheep. I'm not in the tournament and I feel insulted over having to watch THAT sorry piece of scrap data." Aroki commented to himself.

"You want to analize the other competitors, ScopeMan?" The stalking operator asked.

"Ditto, Mr.Steel"

"Okay. Information Gathering of subject: Kevin, SheepMan.exe, temporarily suspended." Scope Man was logged out of the current arena terminal.

"Now then, let's see what this other subjects have. Let's check out that rose navi.

Aroki pointed his P.E.T. at Violet and Mirro Knight's Operator's terminal.

From afar, apeared a ghoslty silhoutted, watching closely at the fight of the two cyber beings.

"Analysing...Analysing..." 

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Roleplay / Re: The Digital World of RPM

« on: May 11, 2010, 05:39:45 AM »

"Uh, is he okay?" Kevin asked

"He should be! I wus just getting started!" SheepMan said in an annoyed tone.

The puffy navi quickly went towards the rocket navi, still inside his cloud of course.

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Roleplay / Re: The Digital World of RPM

« on: May 11, 2010, 05:01:35 AM »

"BAAAH!" Shouted SheepMan as he barely dodged the attack.

"That was close."

"Wow, his fast SheepMan...and he looks a bit familiar?" Kevin said, even though he was pribably too young to actually remember this parody of a character.

"Take dis!" SheepMan shout out two balls of electricity at the jetting marsupial. Both which zig zagged  parrarel to each other.

"And now..." Sheep Man hid inside his puffy body, and waited for the next attack.

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Roleplay / Re: The Digital World of RPM

« on: May 11, 2010, 04:42:56 AM »

"You ready for the fight, SheepMan." Kevin asked with great enthusiasm.

""Kay. Let's show dis guys how a Baaad a Sheep can be!"

"That was...really bad, SheepMan."

"Eh, I wasn't much of a comedian navi anyway"

"SheepMan.exe, Jack in!" Shouted the child as he inserted the adapter cable to the arena's port.

In the terminal's cyber space, appeared a petit, puffy cloud just floating lazily in place.
Soon, the cloud sprouted four lightning rods from its stop. Two curved horns emerged from its side and two battery like limbs came out from withing the cloud. From the front, a hole was made, where two blue glowing eyes could be seen, and on its "forehead" was the navi's insignia.

"'Kay. I'm ready to teach dis Rocket Guy a lesson or two on Net Battling. Where is he!?"

Back in the trash can...

"Ah, the kids gonna start a match. You ready to do some research, ScopeMan?" Aroki asked his more serious counterpart.

"As always, Mr. Steel"

Aroki took out a specialized P.E.T. that resembled a gun, and pointed it towards the arena terminal where Kevin was about to start his match.

"Activating cloaking device"

"Preparing Ghost Mode"

"ScopeMan, Research routine, Set!"

"Analization, Commence!"

The P.E.T. sent out a small almosy unnoticeable wave lenght towards the arena.

Inside the cyber arena, there was a slight disturbance in the space. A silhoutte appeared, far away from the two navies.

"...Let Analizing, begin." Said a voice as low as it could.    

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Roleplay / Re: The Digital World of RPM

« on: May 10, 2010, 06:07:23 AM »

Kevin had payed the registration fee and went to wait with the other competitors.
"Wow. Look at all the net battlers. You think we can really compete with this guys, Sheep?" The boy asked his navi.

"'Course ya can. As long as ya have me around, and ya operate like we practiced, we'll win dis tournament in no time." His navi told him.

"Ha ha. Okay, I feel better now."

Back in the trashcan...

"Now, let's wait until the tournament begins, then we can beginn reseaching the effects of that chip...in the mean time."

Aroki looked around with his binacoulars at all the competitors.

"A lot of youngsters in there...ah, just how I like it." Aroki mumbled to himself.

"We should focus on the guinea pig, Mr.Steel." His navi suggested.

"Oh, very well. I guess we are supposed to do what we're being payed for."

Aroki quickly focused his vision on the Small child with the red beanie.

"Now to wait for the tournament to start."

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Roleplay / Re: The Digital World of RPM

« on: May 10, 2010, 05:32:56 AM »

"AAAAH, I'm not late am I!?" Shouted Kevin infront of the registration counter.

From afar, Aroki was spying on the child from withing a trash can.

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Roleplay / Re: The Digital World of RPM

« on: May 10, 2010, 04:39:49 AM »

An nicely dressed man, wearing a plain white shirt under a red vest, and clean dress shoes and pants. His eyes we're squinted, though he could still see very well. He also had a nice and clean hair cut, one that was quite averge among the males of his age. The man was walking on the sidewalk, whistling a happy tune.

He was minding his own buisness, when suddenly, a child accidently bumped into him. The man was fine and unscathe, the boy however fell onto the ground on his bottom.

The boy had a green and white shirt with long sleeves. He wore short, grey pants and black and white shoes. He wore a red beanie on his head and had a couple of strands of pink died hair under it. Hanging on the side of his pants was a yellow P.E.T. with a sheep like insignia.

"Oh, are you okay?" Asked the concerned man.

"Yeah I'm fine mister. I'm the one who should be sorry, I didn't see where I was going. Anyway I gotta go, bye and sorry." Replied the small boy.

"Eh? What's the rush little guy?" The man asked him.

"There's a net battle tournament going on way over there." The child said as he pointed towards the direction he was heading to.

"I see...do you have good chips boy?" He asked the kid.

"Yeah, the best!" The boy said confidently. The there was a coughing sound coming from the boy's P.E.T.

"...Well...they're pretty good." He said in a more polite manner.

"I see...well then. Good luck!" The man happily said.

"Thanks mister. Bye!"

"Oh, wait boy. Would you like a battle chip?" The man asked before the kid left.

"Um...mom says I'm not supposed to take stuff from strangers." He said in an innocent tone.

"You ain't suppos' to talk to 'em either." Said a rough voice from within the boy's device

"Ah. Where are my manners? My name is Aroki Steel, pleased to meet you..."

"Uh, my name's Kevin. Nice to meet you too"

The two shook hands.

"There, now that we know each other. Will you take my gift that might help you with the competition?" Aroki asked him.

"Well...I guess you're not a stranger now." Kevin said as he reached for the battle chip

"KEVIN!" Shouted the voice.

"Aw, come on Sheepman.exe. Mr.Aroki seems like a nice guy. And he is giving us a free chip for the tournament." Kevin pleaded.

"He's suspicious! I don't trust him one bit! He's probably trying to give ya an illegal chip that might getcha in trouble!" The navi shouted loudly.

"But Sheep Man" The boy said in a sad tone as he took out his P.E.T. and stared at the screen.

"Oh, don't worry. This chip is perfectly legal. It may be a bit new so you might not recognize it though." The man informed the navi.

"Come on, Sheep Man" His eyes began to water.

"Hmm. Ya still suspicious...but I don't like seeing Kevin cry...so I guess we can give this chip a try."

"YEAH! Thanks Sheep Man!" The boy was suddenly happy. 

"But dis is da only time I go soft on ya. Got it kid!" SheepMan warned him.

"Okay"

The boy took the chip and went on his way to the tournament.

"Oh, boy! I should tell you, that chip is very strong! I recommend you only use it when you really need to!" Aroki shouted at the lad as he ran off.

"'K mister, I will"

And as quickly as the boy appeared, he was gone from the man's sight.

"Ah, what a nice little boy...It's shame I'm just using him for research."

The man slightly opened his eyes to reveal crazed, blue pupils. He had a lazy eye, and showed a crooked smile.

"Mr.Steel, by research. Are you referring the gathering of information about the copy chip and it's effects? Or that thing you like to do on your free time?" Asked an electronic voice.

"Now Scope Man, who said you can't mix pleasure with buisness?" Aroki laughed maniacly.

"Why do I have to have such a sick operator like you, Mr.Steel."

"Oh shut it! There's nothing wrong with looking. Now let's follow that boy to this tournament. There might be a chance we find this operator who made gave Mr.Samson a copy of that dreaded program. These guys tend to be where the biggest crowd is...or so I hear."

Keeping his distance, Aroki began to stalk Kevin all the way to the tournament area.

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Roleplay / Re: RPMVania

« on: May 08, 2010, 05:22:49 PM »

The demon only grinned, as it always did.
"Gee, someone seems to be a bit touchy.~" It said in a carefree tone.

"And don't compare me to such low-lifes like those regular old succubi and inccubi, I'm more than an army of those two combined...and much more~ " It said as it stood in a sexual pose.

"So, Dracfree, what are we gonna do about those those roaches in your castle? We gonna take care of them or just let the little guys do the dirty work for us?"

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Roleplay / Re: RPMVania

« on: May 08, 2010, 04:37:33 PM »

The demon of seduction suddenly appeared behind the dark duke.

"Hey guys! Did you all start a party without me? That's just mean~" The creature teased.

"Or is this some boring session over those weak minded humans who just barged in to the master's castle?" It asked in a rough deep voice.

The demon faced to look at the grim reaper himself.
"...Hey Old bag o' bones, you still living here since that younger more atractive wannabe knock-off of a spirit took your spot as the Angel of Death?" The lustful demon asked gruphly.   

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Off The Wall / Re: You better eat your vegetables!, Cause mom said so!

« on: May 07, 2010, 10:41:08 PM »

I haven't had canned pinnaple in a while.

I mostly eat sweet peas and corn straight from the can (after draining the liquid of course).

There are times I eat my food with canned green beans, spinach, asparagus or the two vegetables mentioned above.

When I don't eat canned goods, I mostly eat my veggies when their cooked with something else, like stewed chicken.

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Off The Wall / Re: GO ELECTRON BOY (This is just awesome)

« on: May 07, 2010, 10:22:50 PM »

You know, I'm a bit of a pessimist when it comes to humanity...but this act really warms my heart up.

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Off The Wall / Re: You better eat your vegetables!, Cause mom said so!

« on: May 07, 2010, 10:15:38 PM »

I was never forced to eat anything.

I just kinda grew to like most vegetables, fruits and such.

Most of the time I just eat it raw...if you can count canned vegetables as raw that is.

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Roleplay / Re: The Busier World of RPM!

« on: May 07, 2010, 08:42:19 PM »

At the entrace of RPM, the banged up buggy made it's way to the center of the city. Behind the vehicle, was a large group of people, perhaps the hired hand for this grand event.

Among them we're some Sparkvanian soldiers and other foreigners, all riding there own unique vehicles for the coming race. There were many participants, many human, some reploid. There were even some robots among them, as well as other species of intelligent creatures.

The event was soon to start, will RPM join this competition, will Flame have his questions answered, will I ever get my copies of Megamix before I go insane?

Tune in next time as we join our heroes in their epic adventures in:
Super RPM Battle & Chasing Kart TURBO!!  

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Roleplay / Re: RPMVania

« on: May 07, 2010, 08:24:44 PM »

Deep within the castle halls, slept a seductive demon. One with a magnificent and curvy body. One whose breasts were large and round. One with long and beautiful legs, and large bat wings that were the same size as its own body. It wore long gloves and skin tight boots. It decorated it's wrist and ankles with metallic bands with strange designs on them, and had undergarments that still showed most of it's skin. It's hair was long, silky and blood red.

The being also had the charm to attract any man, or woman, it wanted to use to quell its hunger for human souls. Truly, his succubus was the temptation of all males (and some women)...

However, things were to good to be true.

"Hi there guys! Guess who!" It shouted at nothing with a childish voice.

It's face was horribly disfigured, it's eye sockets were diamond shaped and glowing a bright violate color. It had a large clown like grin and no nose. It also turned out that its wings were actually its cape.

"Hmmm. Its boring talking to myself. I'm gonna go see what the big guy's doing and maybe show him a good time~"

The succubus then flew away, towards its beloved count.

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Roleplay / Re: The Digital World of RPM

« on: May 07, 2010, 07:52:46 PM »

Meanwhile, in a dark place...

"Have I done a good job, boss?" Samba asked his operator through his P.E.T. unit.

"'Course you did. Couldn't have done it better myself...if I was a net navi that is." The shady man told him.

"...Shall we contact our boss, boss?"

"Yep."

The man turned on an old computer monitor. From the screen appeared a fuzy image of a musical sign.

"...Ugh, it's you Mr.Samson. What do you want now?" Said a distorted high voice.

"Well...you know that thing you always wanted?" Samson asked him in a calm tone.

"A better operative? Because if you have, you can leave now and never cotact me through this signal ever again."

"Uh...well"

"Or better yet, just leave me your pile of scrap data you people call a navi. It is more competent than yourself, and it can handle himself well in a cyber fight withouth your help too."

Samson did nothing but stare at the screen with a dull expresion.

"DAH! Do not speak to my boss in such a way!" Samba shouted within the confines of his P.E.T.
"...Your tool seems to believe its human, Mr.Samson. Plese shut him up before I'm forced to do it myself." The voice threathend

"H-How dare you!"

"Samba...shut up." Samson ordered his navi.

"...Very well boss"

Samson swallowed a bit of his own saliva before continuing the conversation with his leader.
"I-I got that chip, sir."

"...Are you serious, Mr.Samson. That thing is nothing but a myth created by techno loving fools."

"B-But it's true. I got right here." Samson showed the dangerous chip to the screen.

"...Transfer the data to me."

Samson had smile on his face.
"Y-Yes, sir!" He said as he was transferring the chip's data.

"...Where did you get this?" Asked the voice.

"The public cyber market. I was gonna check the Undernet...but we thought that was too obvious." Samson said, still using a calm tone.

"...We?"

"Yeah, me and Samba. You see-"

"When are you going to stop thinking those toys of yours are people. Then again, that thing IS much more reliable then you."

Samson's smile slowly faded.

"Now then. Let me tell you what you have done wrong." The voice said in scorn.

"1. You have failed to get the original chip, and have given me a mere copy.
2. You probably let your face be seen by the trader (or some other third party), and have not deleted that person's navi.
3. Contacting this line withouth making sure it wasn't being traced. You incompetent neanthertal."

"B-b-but."

"You're lucky we have a strong defensive program or else I'd be really angry...however, seeing as this still is the data for THAT program, I guess I should be glad you of all people brought this to me." The voice said calmly.

"R-Really?"

"Don't get too happy yet, Mr.Samson. We still have much work to do. Transfer the data to Mr.Soul, and start configuring the data that you already have."

"Y-Yes, sir!" Samson replied.

"In the meantime, have your tool see where this trader's navi is residing. We need the original data for our plans to suceed, understand?"

"Yes."

With that, the screen turned off by itself. Samson laid down on a nearby couch and stared at the ceiling. He started to scratch his left arm while he grinded his teeth.

"Boss, why must you take such harsh words from him?" Samba asked his disturbed operator.

Samson refused to respond.

"...Would I suggest you have some herbal tea, boss?".

"...Uh-huh, that'll help..."

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Roleplay / Re: The Digital World of RPM

« on: May 07, 2010, 01:55:48 AM »

"I am afraid neither of us shall be doing any deleting today." Samba told the navi roughly.
Still shaking his arms quickly and in a rythmitic pattern.

"You are fortunate that I was not ticked enough to use full force. We have already wasted too much time, thanks to your rabbleing." Samba stopped shaking his arms and positioned his arms back to how they were.

"This is where we part. We hope to not meet again...Good bye." And with those final words, Samba had been jacked out.

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Roleplay / Re: The Busier World of RPM!

« on: May 06, 2010, 05:40:59 AM »

The woman just stared at him. Motionless and withouth making a single sound. Even her own breath could not be heard, but it still could be felt.

Flame then noticed the fake arm hanging on to his right shoulder. Suddenly, the arm sprang to life and slapped the cyborg. The force was strong enough to make him fall down onto the ground.

The woman proceeded to take a maker from within her cloak and she started writing somethin on the cyborg's face. She also took out a mirror and placed it next to the cyborg. She also left him a poster and circled the fine print.

After that, she picked up her posters and tools and continued to do her job, just like the persistent femme fatale that she is.

The words that were written down on Flame's face are: "Look Host Find Truth"
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Meanwhile, Near the bridge to RPM.

The strange, bass lipped cowpoke was quickly making his way to RPM.   

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Roleplay / Re: The Digital World of RPM

« on: May 06, 2010, 05:12:23 AM »

"Germy mitts? How rude of you..." Samba muttered, shaking his arms faster.

As the navi's arms aproached the strange Samba, they we're quickly slown down to a halt

"...Though, you are not that far off really." He told Crux.

On the navi's back was Samba's insignia, exactly where he was hit by the maraca. A purple spore was eminatting from it.