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Roleplay / Re: RPM-vengers Assemble!

« on: August 03, 2013, 04:54:32 PM »

"Oh, I see how's it going to be." As the first chicken lunges at Hazardpool, as he dodged left, "A million against WARGH!" He was interrupted as a second chicken kicks  him behind the shoulder, before he could pull out a katana. "I still say that ain't enough..." he quickly limbos the third, slashing its legs off with his left katana, causing it to stumble on the floor, "...to put me DOHH!" a fourth chicken sends him crashing into an ATM, as the money began to fall over him.

Hazard gets up rubbing his head a little before dodging two chickens lunging at him.
"Okay.." quickly pulling out a second katana, as he matador dodges another chicken charging at him, before slashing its back, causing it to crash into another chicken, causing them to have a frenzy upon each other, "...who wants their chrismas turkey, well done." He grinded his katanas like a knife and fork, before triangle jumping a wall, dodging another chicken, who crashed into the same ATM Hazardpool bumped into. As he lands in the middle of the flock, they all charged at him.

"TATSUMAKI SENPUU ZAN!!" He shouts as did a spinning whirlwind slash, as feathers began flying all over the place in a bloody mess.


Meanwhile at the 1st Mun. Bank.

"Whoever said tha... woah!" SumiLogan just managed to dodge a stray aging beam coming his way, "I assure you it didn't work." He yelled before shatter punching a chair flung his way. "Any closer and I'd be a rusty frying pan, I assume my armor ain't made of adamantium." He thought.

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Gaming / Re: The "What are you currently playing?" Thread

« on: August 03, 2013, 03:24:48 PM »

Playing Halo 4 Spartan Ops, co-op with my brother. Already on the third episode.

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Forum Games / Re: Super "What Are You Thinking?" ReBirth

« on: August 03, 2013, 02:46:06 PM »

Wow the heat's really thinning the air around me.

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Roleplay / Re: RPM-vengers Assemble!

« on: August 03, 2013, 02:29:58 PM »

(Okay, gonna split up Hazardpool and SumiLogan. I'm sending SumiLogan to the First Bank, and Hazard'll go to the Second.)

SumiLogan now rushing through the 1st Municpal Bank, hack 'n slashing through a gauntlet of furniture thrown at him.

"Man, I dunno what got into these old coots, but since I can't beat the crap out of... RAWWWR!" He split a large sofa flung directly at him in three, with his Flexor Sword, before passing right through it. "One of these days, that Hazard freak is gonna answer for this."

As he approaches the scene, where Arche Storm, Hawkeni, and their target AFRODOK, he took cover behind some furniture.

"Right, so the plan is to get rid of that floating bush's little toy. So all I have too..." He suddenly fell over as he saw his cover being lifted by a cranky mobster. "Aww, c'mon. I was using tha... woah..." He rolls out of the way, before the old citizen could smash him with his cover. "Goddamn sunnova... give me break, will ya!" He got up in a bit of rage as his shouting suddenly caught the attention of the others, before rushing to join in with them.


Meanwhile at the 2nd Bank, Hazardpool was on the scene as he observed the oddly weird battle between an obese Englander and a Giant chicken. He can see the chicken having the upper hand, or wing against the obese boxer. As the chicken backed up a bit from a left hook, he charged head first, sending the fat guy flying.

"Total Knock Out!!" Shouted Hazard as he dashed towards the chicken. "C'mon, put 'em up Chicken Boo. I bet I can beat ya without using my weapons." He then took a boxer stance gesturing the chicken who stood taller than a chocobo, clucked at him, while ruffling his wings a little.

(I dunno how long it took me to make this post. If wasn't for my father interrupting me to clean the side walk full of moss, I'd be long done with this.)

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Roleplay / Re: RPM-vengers Assemble!

« on: August 02, 2013, 09:35:17 PM »

(Name it SumiLogan )

(Will do, Mirby, thanks. )
(*Editing last post*

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Roleplay / Re: Wilypocalypse NOW

« on: August 02, 2013, 07:14:08 PM »

"Aww... thank you, although I was expecting a little more..." even the full bottle of milk Niu gratefully offer seemed 'little' to her "But I think I'll hang on to this, when I'm in dire need of a drink." Though her words sort of confused Niu, She happily tucked her free offering in her new survival kit, instead of having a drink right now.

(Let's just say she's a lactophile, which is why she's expecting more than a small bottle, but believe me she's got 'other' plans for that little offering. So expect to see that bottle of milk appearing later when the plot progresses further.)

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Roleplay / Re: Wilypocalypse NOW

« on: August 02, 2013, 06:48:08 PM »

"Umm pardon me, but do you sell any milk? I'm kinda thirsty, by the way." Kathy asked Niu, even though she had a drink at the Karaoke Bar already.

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Roleplay / Re: RPM-vengers Assemble!

« on: August 02, 2013, 06:42:29 PM »

(Skipping the part where Hazardpool gets teleported, and moving onto where he's on his own making his own plan on how to assess the situation.)

"Wait wasn't I on a ship before?" He thought to himself before changing the subject, as he gazed into the bank, outside from a safe distance, observing the chaos, and their tormentors.

"Man I wish I was partying like them, that is if I wasn't brainwashed into doing so." Still pondering as what to do. "Okay, the fuzzy fox pup is turning the locals into senile crankies. I don't see the afro-muffin doing anything much, except being that puppy's pony. This looks like a job for a little buddy of mine."

Hazardpool takes out a cat medal from one his pouches, and places it in his medawatch.

"Transport Medabot!" He utters as the watch begins to warp in a Sumilidon. Then removing the medal from his watch and placing it in the medabot's medal slot. "Activate!" He shouts as the medabot came to life.

"Huh, where am I, and what is this place?"? The Sumilidon spoke looking completely confused.

"You're in New RPM City, Wolver... I mean SumiLogan." Hazard replied.

"And who're you suppose to be, bub?" SumiLogan having a similar attitude as Wolverine. "I dunno how I ended up in this tin can, but ya better start talking or else I'm gonna start rippin' ya a new one, bub."

"Hey easy with the claws, buddy." Hazardpool trying to restrain SumiLogan, "Hurting me ain't going to do you anything. Oh, and by the way I'm your medafighter, the one and only Hazardpool."

"Oh you gotta be kidding me." SumiLogan looking disappointed, "*sigh* I'm now a slave to this loser. What did I do to deserve this." He facepalmed, before acknowledging his position. "Right, so, what's the sitch?"

"Okay, the plan is... well... dangit I forgot." Hazardpool sits down in this thinking position as figure out how to deal with Py-Loki and his Afro-ride's new toy as SumiLogan looks on.

"Yep, we are so dead." SumiLogan mumbled to himself.

"But at least I cannot die in this roleplay, since there is no logical way to kill me."

(The plan won't be mentioned since the two will be in action as things go on. I'm not good with nicknames, so I'll leave it as Sumilidon.)

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Forum Games / Re: Super "What Are You Thinking?" ReBirth

« on: August 02, 2013, 04:12:49 PM »

What would the medabot's purpose be.

Just bringing one in as a side-kick, to act as a decoy in Hazardpool's favor.

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Forum Games / Re: Super "What Are You Thinking?" ReBirth

« on: August 02, 2013, 03:17:19 PM »

Mia was kinda pissed at me for something. Maybe I was making her feel uncomfortable the way I was stroking her belly.

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Forum Games / Re: Super "What Are You Thinking?" ReBirth

« on: August 02, 2013, 03:09:09 PM »

Dunno what's going on. But I'm losing a lot of time with this connection problem.

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Off The Wall / Re: Reposted Picture Thread (56K Warning)

« on: August 02, 2013, 11:14:42 AM »

Gotta love it when a pokemon has an emergency provision to save themselves like that. I wonder what she'll do next.

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Forum Games / Re: Super "What Are You Thinking?" ReBirth

« on: August 02, 2013, 10:41:30 AM »

Damn connection made me lost track of the RPM-Vengers. I'm gonna have to get back somehow. I hope nobody minds I bring a medabot with me.

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Roleplay / Re: General RP Discussion topic

« on: August 02, 2013, 09:49:27 AM »

For Wilypocalypse, I'm just mess around with Kathy's fetishes, as filler when nothing's happening. And for Hazardpool (not sure how much I've missed when I was asleep), I'm gonna let him do random stuff just to get him back on track.

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Forum Games / Re: Super "What Are You Thinking?" ReBirth

« on: August 01, 2013, 05:56:49 PM »

Just quitted whatever work my father gave me. I mean the printed out plan looks like [parasitic bomb]. You can't expect ME to draw a plan when the dimensions are out of place. I refuse to do work like that.

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Gaming / Re: The "Breath of Fire" General Thread

« on: August 01, 2013, 05:36:43 PM »

So it's either not going to see the day of light, or it ends up being a shitty game, one way or another.

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Gaming / Re: The "Breath of Fire" General Thread

« on: August 01, 2013, 05:28:37 PM »

Y-yaaaaay? 

I have to agree with PervyMan Blues. I'm not quite convinced, that this is official.

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Forum Games / Re: Super "What Are You Thinking?" ReBirth

« on: August 01, 2013, 05:04:21 PM »

I'm angry again.

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General / Re: Change my nickname, please

« on: August 01, 2013, 03:30:36 PM »

Yaayy! The evil catlord became cuter. Woohoo.

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Forum Games / Re: Time You've Been Logged In AKA The "I Have No Life" Thread

« on: August 01, 2013, 02:14:38 PM »

35 days, 11 hours and 9 minutes.

Kinda forgot it's been 5 weeks already.

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Forum Games / Re: Super "What Are You Thinking?" ReBirth

« on: August 01, 2013, 01:36:14 PM »

Beginning to heat up, lately. Gotta remove my scarf, or I'll choke.

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General / Re: Change my nickname, please

« on: August 01, 2013, 01:00:51 PM »

>Everyone

WOW THANKS

Uh oh, that's not good.

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General / Re: Change my nickname, please

« on: August 01, 2013, 12:47:04 PM »

>everyone
; ^;

How sad, everyone forgot you.

But they sure didn't forget me. Since my name gets changed without my authority, though, I didn't mind they did that favor for me, BTW.

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Off The Wall / Re: Your Worst Fear!!!

« on: August 01, 2013, 12:42:25 PM »

You guys wouldn't date psychos?......


WE'D NEVER WORK OUT THEN!

I'd go out with you, if the opportunity stikes. 


Okay, I'll have to admit, getting smited is one. Dreamt I got struck by lightning, just for discussing Kathy's abilities. believe me it scared the [parasitic bomb] out of me. My heart was on red alert when I woke up.

Meeting Mr. Death. His appearance literally made the air thin in my dreams.

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Forum Games / Re: Super "What Are You Thinking?" ReBirth

« on: August 01, 2013, 11:32:35 AM »

Hump Day? Do I need a girlfriend for that?

But seriously, I don't know what that is.

It's Hump Day Dump Day. First you hump 'em, then you dump 'em.


Back in the computer room, and I got more sunlight impairing my view on screen.