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Forum Games / Re: Super "What Are You Thinking?" ReBirth

« on: June 05, 2013, 09:27:25 PM »

Tried making frozen bananas, with chocolate and everything.

Ended up a disaster :<

How do you freeze a banana? It's already a solid

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Forum Games / Re: Super "What Are You Thinking?" ReBirth

« on: June 05, 2013, 09:12:35 PM »

why does this forum of all the forums i'm on not like dropbox for hosted avatars?

YES
THIS
THIS HAS TO BE MENTIONED

also try removing the s of https, that usually clears up some of the problems

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Roleplay / Re: Wilypocalypse NOW

« on: June 05, 2013, 09:09:17 PM »

(I know, but Tangent is like... EVIL. D: Also, that lifeless robot better not be one of my DW2 Numbers. >.>)

(Nah, s'just an innocent mayor person. And is he really more evil than you? I mean, you keep assuming my characters are the best around (nothing's gonna ever keep them down, and whatever)... Tangent is only as powerful as the environment (he stole all of his weapons since all he starts with is the same peashooter S-Buster that Sinos has) and Sinos, because his weaponry is designed to reflect Dr. Danow's powers, has a fatal flaw... )

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Forum Games / Re: Super "What Are You Thinking?" ReBirth

« on: June 05, 2013, 03:25:34 PM »

I think he thought this was a roleplay board or something and was really pretending to be a dog or something because his signature said "(i cant talk)" in it or something.

This post has been brought to you by something cancer. Or something.

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Roleplay / Re: Wilypocalypse NOW

« on: June 05, 2013, 03:19:01 PM »

(Don't worry, Wily. Sinos wasn't the only one anyways... )

Far off in a distant uncharted quadrant of the RPMverse...

Fire. Destruction. Chaos. Tangent stood among a small town that now lay in ruins thanks to his weaponry. He clutched a lifeless robot in his left hand, downloading its information. The World Domination Station...To dominate the world, one would have to be superior to it. Would he find others there who shared his goals?

"WORLD DOMINATION STATION. I'M COMING FOR YOU."

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Forum Games / Re: Super "What Are You Thinking?" ReBirth

« on: June 04, 2013, 10:49:34 PM »

Why do things try to install Google Chrome when I don't want Google Chrome?

Because Google Chrome rocks?

I don't know, I feel that Arin just talks to sound dumb while Jon talks to try to be funny.

Yeah, this.

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General / Re: The Live Stream Topic

« on: June 04, 2013, 10:11:09 PM »

I should do more livestreaming.

Livestreaming and working.

Hey, does anybody want to watch some live VX devlogging?

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Forum Games / Re: Super "What Are You Thinking?" ReBirth

« on: June 04, 2013, 08:09:50 PM »

Maybe that's why I hardly watch Jon's vid's, and why I prefer Arin's cartoons over his.

Hey, hehey, I like Jon, okay? His retarded voice is what is funny to me.

I have a weird sense of humor. And not the "I like weird things" weird, more like "unpredictable" weird.

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Gaming / Re: Hell freezes over? Project X Zone is getting localized!

« on: June 04, 2013, 08:06:49 PM »

Is somebody here gonna record this? I gotta see this in action!

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Gaming / Re: Super Smash Bros. Bitchslap: What Do You Want To See In It?

« on: June 04, 2013, 07:40:39 PM »

In the midst of the shitposters trying on their own without any proper game design knowledge, I would first like to propose my own Mega Man X character, than maybe Sinos.

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With Megaman X, when I started considering him as a SSB character, I wanted to desperately separate him from Samus/Lucario while still keeping some key components from the game, so I came up with a bit of a different charge system. Instead of charging one attack and being able to roll to keep the charge or whatever and charge in whatever increment you want, I decided I'd give X a levelling system of charges. So here we go:

Neutral A Combo: I think the Z-Saber would be good here, maybe in a Marth or Ike style.
Side Tilt A: Stabbing motion with the Z-Saber.
Down Tilt A: Creates a Strike Wheel in front of him temporarily, dealing five hits.
Up Tilt A: Upwards stab with the Z-Saber.
Running A: Melee Tunnel Fang. Hits multiple times. If it hits all 5 times, it explodes for a sixth hit.
Side Smash: Fire Wave, with a short version of its charge function.
Up Smash: Rising Fire. Much like Snake's Up Smash, it could start with the hit of X's fist going up, then the projectile when the smash is released.
Down Smash: A very short version of Triad Thunder's charge attack.
Down B: Start Charging
X will begin to gather energy. Getting hit in this state will cancel the charge and reset it. You can still move around and attack, but using a B move will also cancel it. After about 3 seconds, the charge level will hold and the state will end. Getting hit in THIS state will NOT reset your charge, but using a B attack WILL.
Neutral B: X-Buster
Charge Level 0: Lemons~! Lemons that don't interrupt (think Fox's blaster)!
Charge Level 1: Green blast doing more damage and does interrupt.
Charge Level 2: Blue blast acting a bit like a half-charged Samus blaster.
Charge Level 3: Several projectiles stream out of the attack similar to the pink attack from X1. Also has a backblast with lots of damage.
Acts similarly in air.
Side B: Strike Chain
Charge Level 0-1: Acts a lot like Sheik's Side B, but without the control.
Charge Level 2-3: Can auto-grapple opponents from a longer range much like Samus's running grapple.
Up B: Up Attack
Charge Level 0: Upwards air dash. No damage, mainly just recovery.
Charge Level 1: Shoryuuken acting pretty much like Mario's Up-B.
Charge Level 2-3: Rising Fire charge attack dealing more combo damage, like Luigi's Up-B.
Final Smash: I prefer Giga Crush, with a short delay so they have 0.5sec to get away from a blast that reaches to the top and bottom of the stage, but only about three Bowsers in horizontal radius. Nova Strike could be an option though.

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Sinos...I only just started considering him as a Smash character, so I really am not sure of what I am doing here. He fights with his two blades an' dazzit. I hope he doesn't become Pit... D:

Neutral A Combo: Makes two quick swipes with his CP-Blades. Like a fast version of Marth's Neutral A.
Side Tilt A: Stabs forward with his two blades.
Down Tilt A: Slashes with one blade, more towards the floor.
Up Tilt A: Spins one blade in his hand in the air.
Running A: Coplasma Execution: Slashes with both blades simultaneously.
Side Smash: Slashes the air with both blades from behind him in a horizontal "clawing" motion. It's hard to describe the image in my head.
Up Smash: Coplasma Geyser: Slams both blades in front of him, for an attack similar to MMZ's Z-Saber charge attacks.
Down Smash: Sweeps his leg around, similar to Samus's down smash.
Neutral B: S-Buster
Sinos uses his seldom-used 9mm armcannon peashooter like Fox's blaster. It's fast and hard to dodge, but weak and has no knockback.
Side B: Coplasma Waveshot
Sinos throws the energy of one of his blades. Using this once halves your blades' damage, using it twice makes you unable to use any attack involving his blades, so you can only use S-Buster and his down smash. Both states last about 2.5 seconds, so use this wisely!
Down B: Coplasma Assassination
FALCON KIC-- um, I'm sorry, COPLASMA ASSASSINATION! On the ground, Sinos does a quick dash forward and does something a lot like his Running A. But doing it in air will make him use his Charge Boots to dash downwards and grab whoever he lands on, kind of like a combination between Captain Falcon's Kick and Up-B, except all Ezio-y. Sinos is not Ezio.
Up B: Coplasma Spiral
Sinos Charge Boot-jumps upwards, spinning his blades as he rises. Pretty straightforward up-B attack.
Final Smash: Energize Cannon
Cross between Captain Falcon's and Zelda's, but with high risk. Sinos goes energy-form and dashes forward, catching anyone in the way. If he catches anyone, it goes into a cutscene thing where he rematerializes above them spinning out of control and lays the smack on them, and then Charge Booting back to where he started. If he misses, you risk an SD.

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Entrance: SI-927 Energizing Teleportation
Side Taunt: Equips his S-Buster and aims left and right like Samus's taunt.
Down Taunt: "If it's for justice..." Brings his arms into a cross above his head, then slashes downwards with both, reactivating his CP-Blades at the end "Then I'll do it!"
Up Taunt: Chuckles and gives the Zero stage end thumbs up, like in X4.
Win Taunts:
"I hope you learned your lesson." Teleports out.
"Here's to hoping this violence ends." Teleports out.
"This isn't making Dr. Danow proud..." Teleports out.
Losing animation: Standard clapping.
In Subspace Emissary, other characters would make jokes that he has a crush on Samus, when he really is under the assumption that Samus created her own suit, and he merely has a childlike curiosity for her work.

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Forum Games / Re: Super "What Are You Thinking?" ReBirth

« on: June 04, 2013, 06:20:36 PM »

Actually, funny story.

Just yesterday I watched JonTron's review of Birdemic. I was driven so close to madness that I rushed off to play Megaman X and smiled from ear to ear playing through stages like Launch Octopus and Sigma Stage 1. And I'm serious, I was genuinely driven mad. It was so bad to watch, I nearly came to thoughts of self-harm and all of my speech came through gritted teeth, and playing Megaman X was euphoric in comparison.

I probably wouldn't be able to watch the full movie without Jon's retarded voice.

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Off The Wall / Re: Post a Random Fact About Yourself

« on: June 04, 2013, 06:13:41 PM »

Hilariously enough, even though I'm scared of ego I have a hard time asking for help, because I would look weak to others.

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Forum Games / Re: Super "What Are You Thinking?" ReBirth

« on: June 04, 2013, 04:47:51 PM »

I'm guessing with me it's vidya?

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Forum Games / Re: Super "What Are You Thinking?" ReBirth

« on: June 04, 2013, 02:13:56 PM »

yay for conveniently appearing sufficiently large underground cavern systems!

yay for convenient magic from a conveniently trusting robot

who has convenient power tanks

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Gaming / Re: The "What are you currently playing?" Thread

« on: June 04, 2013, 02:42:51 AM »

I mean, like...Not really "judgemental" but more... I hate to say a strong word like ignorant?

Like Derek said, it all comes down to control preference, and it's not the controller that makes CoD gamers bad for us all...it's the game.

Though I originally got the adapter on the off chance that the PS2 ends up being unfixable, I could at least try emulation...

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Roleplay / Re: Wilypocalypse NOW

« on: June 03, 2013, 06:26:05 PM »

Meanwhile, back at Suppercut Industries...

The world Sinos is in is more dangerous than I thought, mused Dr. Danow. And if this world is dangerous, Tangent could possibly take any of it and turn it into a major problem. I should send him a bit of help. Maybe an upgrade... "Dr. Menvis."

"Yes, sir?" Dr. Steve Menvis replied.

"See if you can deliver to Sinos an upgrade or two. Maybe make something to open up his mobility options," Dr. Danow said, and Dr. Menvis left to Supperture to fulfill his request. I cannot let Sinos OR Tangent fall into the wrong hands...


"...Oh! You said you were created by somebody...Once your friends finish fighting, maybe I could see them? I'd love to find out more about this dimension's technology!" Sinos said, as he watched over the still-raging fight that they were rudely distracted from by their assailants.

(Sinos is starting to look a bit like Vash the Stampede to me. I think it's a nice effect.)

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Roleplay / Re: Wilypocalypse NOW

« on: June 03, 2013, 05:14:18 PM »

Sinos sighed and put his weapons away. "Well, at least he won't be causing much trouble for a while. Still, I have a growing feeling that things will be very hectic soon." He turned to borock-bot. "Still, I couldn't have done it without you. Thanks, Mr. Borock."

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Forum Games / Re: Super "What Are You Thinking?" ReBirth

« on: June 03, 2013, 03:21:11 PM »

I'm the exact opposite of a party animal. I just have a tendency to get stuck on what I'm working on.

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Off The Wall / Re: Post a Random Fact About Yourself

« on: June 03, 2013, 03:07:16 PM »

I too find this Ahrzayl fellow wonderful. Enjoy your stay.

Also how the hell do you have a fetish for mirrors? Elevators I understand kinda but...oh wait I get it.

I'm actually embarrassed about half of my fetishes, and prefer to be vague about them in the presence of girls. Things like bows/ribbons/various other hair accessories and clothing I'm a bit more open about but other things...

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Off The Wall / Re: "What's Upsetting You Right Now?"

« on: June 03, 2013, 02:57:41 PM »

My arms are so tired from carting textbooks around I can't even type comfortably.

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Forum Games / Re: Super "What Are You Thinking?" ReBirth

« on: June 03, 2013, 02:54:25 PM »

I should really stop going to sleep at 3-4 in the morning. I end up losing time that could be used for chores and such.

Oh yeah, and I have exams starting today. Sigh.

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Gaming / Re: The "What are you currently playing?" Thread

« on: June 03, 2013, 12:34:36 PM »

I just wanted to know what playing a FPS is like for a console gamer. Especially since I'm about as poor as one

Normally I PC it though. But what's wrong with playing it with a controller? *in a JonTron-style slow, trying-not-to-insult voice* ...ah mean...people do it in call of duty...riiiight? ya know calladoody?

edit: still kinda judgemental to say somethin' like that.

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Gaming / Re: The "What are you currently playing?" Thread

« on: June 03, 2013, 03:04:35 AM »

[parasitic bomb] I ordered that I'm using to fix my PS2 is taking its sweet ass time to ship.

Ordered the PS2 controller to PS3 adaptor (which I will admit isn't related but still useful if my efforts are in vain, at least I have a PC-compatible controller that is better than the [tornado fang]ing garbage I used to play CSGO the other day ) two days ago. Never shipped. I asked them where it is. They're "shipping it today". Still hasn't shipped. Box icon is still gray.

If my AV and power cables ship before the adaptor (both ordered one day ago), I will be so pissed.

Posted on: June 02, 2013, 05:25:37 PMIt finally shipped, frustration crisis averted.

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Roleplay / Re: Wilypocalypse NOW

« on: June 03, 2013, 02:13:31 AM »

Sinos takes the W-Tank and upends it. "Hey...that worked! Somehow my systems translated it into battery energy! And hey...having this flight power gives me the ability to launch this attack from air!"

Sinos waited until boforte's explosion shrunk away, then he began using the program again. "This will end it!" he said as his body began turning into energy again, "SIIDRA TECHNIQUE: ENERGIZE CANNON!" Again, Sinos's energy form crashed into boforte, crushing him into the ground with massive force. He materialized again and flew back to observe the damage he did.

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Off The Wall / Re: Post a Random Fact About Yourself

« on: June 03, 2013, 12:31:39 AM »

I've had a friend of mine observe that a lot of my fetishes involve things that accent a woman's beauty.