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Entertainment / Re: Disney has bought LucasFilm (Episode VII Planned), Now in talks to buy Hasbro..

« on: November 06, 2012, 05:37:06 AM »

O_O  Nyyyaaauuughhojdasiojfasf *froths and raves incoherently for a while*

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Gaming / Re: The "What are you currently playing?" Thread

« on: November 06, 2012, 04:41:47 AM »

More like... "War of the Awesome!"  Amirite? 

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Off The Wall / Re: Reposted Picture Thread (56K Warning)

« on: November 06, 2012, 04:37:49 AM »

It's been far too long since I've contributed to this thread.  So, here:

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Off The Wall / Re: Latest Buys

« on: November 06, 2012, 04:30:00 AM »

I bought some groceries and paid two bills.

I also bought a bottle of that Blk. water.  I'm almost finished drinking it.  It's as black as coffee, but it tastes like water.

You're actually drinking the soul of a clown that forgot how to laugh yet never cries.

Or maybe a mime's soul.  Those things are effing scary!  So silent.  So silent...

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Off The Wall / Re: The Avatar / Signature Changing Thread

« on: November 06, 2012, 04:02:16 AM »

It does?  I'm a little surprised.  I ripped the rain tiles from Rockman 4.    But thanks!

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Gaming / Re: The "What are you currently playing?" Thread

« on: November 05, 2012, 09:00:43 PM »

I would be heartbroken, if THIS Yamamoto was a plagiarist.
But he's not.
Which is good.

While I'm glad it's not that Mr. Yamamoto, I still wish it wasn't this one.  T_T

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Off The Wall / Re: The Avatar / Signature Changing Thread

« on: November 05, 2012, 06:52:03 PM »

Luna is adorable!  Too bad I don't know crap about her. 

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Gaming / Re: The "What are you currently playing?" Thread

« on: November 05, 2012, 06:50:22 PM »

Also all the music is completely replaced with tracks used in Budokai Tenakichi, since the game's original OST was made by that guy who was discovered to be plagiarising or whatever for DBKai's OST.

I was heartbroken when I saw the YouTube video that showed Kenji Yamamoto was a plagiarist.  I really, really was.    I [tornado fang]ing love his work and have since Dragon Ball Z: Super Butouden.

Then again, if he's a plagiarist, wouldn't that make Yuzo Koshiro, the guy who did the soundtrack to the Bare Knuckle/Streets of Rage series (among other things) a plagiarist, too?  There's an awful lot of sound-alikes there...

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Gaming / Re: The "What are you currently playing?" Thread

« on: November 05, 2012, 05:02:42 AM »

Well, I did say "from a while back."  But I can imagine the same can be said for the more recent non-MMO releases, as well.  I mean, why would Squeenix change things now?  Right?

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Off The Wall / Re: "What's Upsetting You Right Now?"

« on: November 05, 2012, 03:44:47 AM »

I should clarify: Single-button quick dash.  Down + A worked in both games, as did double-tap forward, but neither were as useful as assigning the Start button to a shoulder button.  TwT

Of course, it's kind of moot since it would be extremely inconvenient on a real Game Boy. 

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Off The Wall / Re: "What's Upsetting You Right Now?"

« on: November 05, 2012, 03:32:48 AM »

They were terrible games.  Both of them.  For various reasons.  For example, the lack of a quick-dash button in the second one really screwed me up, but the auto-wall dash function in the first one (after you got the Leg Parts) screwed me up even worse.

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Forum Games / Re: "What Are You Thinking Now?"

« on: November 05, 2012, 03:23:45 AM »

You have a twin sister?  What's she look like? 

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Off The Wall / Re: The Avatar / Signature Changing Thread

« on: November 04, 2012, 08:46:54 PM »

And now, your local weather.

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Off The Wall / Re: "What's Upsetting You Right Now?"

« on: November 04, 2012, 07:28:35 PM »

Contradicting myself is a recurring trend.  I do it all the time.  Probably because I'm absolute [parasitic bomb] at organizing all my thoughts into one post.

Same reason you see "last edited" notes all over half my posts, really.

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Off The Wall / Re: "What's Upsetting You Right Now?"

« on: November 04, 2012, 07:10:32 PM »

I would be, if you at least understood what "love" means.

...

Don't even try to tell me what I do or don't know.  There's a number of things about me you don't know.  I do know what "love" is.  I know what it is very well.  I have love.  I have completely and totally unconditional love.  And I wouldn't trade it for anything in the world, because it is the best feeling in the world.  It's always there, whether I acknowledge it or not, and I doubt it will ever go away, no matter what happens.  However, that has nothing to do with what I want.

What I want is not love.  What I want is not even close to love.  What I want... is physical and emotional intimacy.  And that want does not extend beyond the boundaries of the online world.  It's possible it could, but I sincerely doubt it would for a variety of reasons.

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Off The Wall / Re: "What's Upsetting You Right Now?"

« on: November 04, 2012, 06:45:54 PM »

At least you finally admitted it, though I obviously don't know how to help you since I've never even had a real relationship.

Frankly, I mostly said that because I'm still pissed at him.  Really, I'm just a jealous, angry person who perhaps does want some form of a relationship with a lot of physical contact.  Which I guess could still be read as me "wanting a [tornado fang]-toy."  But whatever...

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Off The Wall / Re: "What's Upsetting You Right Now?"

« on: November 04, 2012, 06:39:56 PM »

[words]

Alright... fine.  I admit it.  I want a [tornado fang]-toy.  I really, genuinely want a [tornado fang]-toy.  But I'm just as genuinely not the type to do "one-night stands."  I want a [tornado fang]-toy that doesn't mind sticking around and would be receptive to all the "touchie-feelie murry-purry lovey-dovey" bullshit I want to do.  Because I don't just [tornado fang].  I love.

Happy now?

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Off The Wall / Re: "What's Upsetting You Right Now?"

« on: November 04, 2012, 06:17:26 PM »

Hm.  How to respond to that.  Ah, I think I have it.

In this order: Leave me alone, eat [parasitic bomb], and go to Hell.
Simple enough, fuckface? 

I would normally be a little more diplomatic about it, but frankly, you're not worth my time.  You just kind of came out of left field with this whole "I also hate him" thing, so you don't deserve anything more than flat-out vulgarity.  Aren't you lucky?

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Off The Wall / Re: "What's Upsetting You Right Now?"

« on: November 04, 2012, 05:54:02 PM »

Oh, I'm not looking for "love."  I have something to fill that particular void. (And it does.  Like you wouldn't believe...)  But under the current conditions, is not enough to satisfy some of my more... selfish... wants.  I feel like I want something else.  Online.

I'm not looking for a serious relationship with anyone, but I would like someone to dump all my repressed affections on, in, and around.  Preferably someone who didn't just "lay back and take it" like a bump on a log.  Someone to be mutually affectionate with online.  Or something like that.

... I'm a very complex individual with stupidly complex (and admittedly very selfish) wants and desires.  -_-

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Gaming / Re: The "What are you currently playing?" Thread

« on: November 04, 2012, 05:40:57 PM »

That reminds me of a joke from a while back:
"Final Fantasy X is the best movie I've ever played."

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Entertainment / Re: Wreck It Ralph

« on: November 04, 2012, 05:26:06 PM »

Speaking of "feels" (that is such a stupid phrase), I found something out via TV Tropes recently.  Apparently, Ralph meets a girl in Sugar Rush who's actually...

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dummied-out content for the game, unable to leave because she's "unfinished content" and doomed to spend the rest of her days all by herself in a part of the game only a few skilled hackers and such will ever get to see.

... then again, if we've learned anything from the recent happenings of Sonic the Fighters, things can easily change years and years later.  So maybe it's not forever so much as "for a while."  

Still.  It really put a whole new spin on the topic that I never really considered before.  Seriously.  I half-cried when I read that.

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Off The Wall / Re: "What's Upsetting You Right Now?"

« on: November 04, 2012, 05:15:36 PM »

I understand what you're saying, but frankly... I'm tired of waiting.  And tired of being alone.  And tired of rejection.  And just plain tired.

And that's pretty much why I don't go out of my way to socialize with people anymore.  That, and every time something happens to come my way, it's a [tornado fang]ing dead end.

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Off The Wall / Re: "What's Upsetting You Right Now?"

« on: November 04, 2012, 03:26:03 PM »

I have a lot of love to give... but no one to give it to...

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I don't know why, but it seems like whenever I make any kind of female friend, it absolutely has to stay platonic.  The girls I meet always give me some kind of lame excuse.  Let's run through some of the usual ones, shall we?
"I'm not looking for a relationship right now."
Neither am I.  I just want someone to cuddle up to, and maybe fool around with, who genuinely want to do the same in return.  Online, since I sincerely doubt you live anywhere nearby.

"I don't see you as more than a friend."
Look harder.

"I'm a lesbian."
I honestly have no counter for this one, but it still makes me feel like [parasitic bomb], somehow.  -_-

"I'm not interested."
Why not?  I'm a nice guy chalk full of love and adoration.

"You make me uncomfortable."
That wasn't my intention.  I just wanted to show you somebody out there loves you.

"You're a [Top Spin]."
And you're an [dark hold], apparently.  Why am I your friend, again?

"You know I'm underage, right?"
This one seems to happen more often than I'd care to admit.  I connect with someone, we have a lot in common, and then bam.  I find out she's not of legal age, despite being smart, clever, funny, and so-forth.  Terrific.

"I'm currently in a relationship."
This also happens more often than I'd like to admit.  Same thing as above, but instead of being underage, they with someone.  Most everyone is upfront about it, but it still sucks to make a strong connection with someone only to realize/be reminded that you will never be able to be with them because somebody beat you to the punch.  -_-

"You're totally awesome and I love you!  Don't touch me."
I can't even begin to describe how annoying, not to mention insulting, this one is.  If I'm so awesome, why am I not allowed to cuddle up to you?  I don't have rabies.
Personally, I keep thinking maybe it's just "karmic justice" that keeps happening.  For something like 7 years, I kept harassing this one girl and basically making her miserable because she refused to "get with me."  Yes, there was plenty of good times, too, but I don't think that offset the bad times by much...  I was a terrible person back then and I think I've learned a few things in the years that followed, but I guess that's not good enough for the God of Karma.

By my calculations, I should have another three years of getting snubbed, jerked around, made to feel bad, and feeling unloved by anyone of the opposite sex, even online.  So, that's fun.

*sigh*  I wish I had a heart of stone like my friend.  Like any of my friends.  I'm the only person I know who absolutely needs attention from the opposite sex.  I guess because I don't feel like I'm useful otherwise.  I don't know...

I don't understand...  I just don't understand...  Or maybe I do, but I sincerely hope I'm wrong...

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Entertainment / Re: Wreck It Ralph

« on: November 04, 2012, 03:18:34 PM »

And yet, Sonic was in there -- repeatedly -- doing his thing and losing his rings.  Then again, as I'm sure many people will remind me, "Sonic isn't nearly as famous/important/awesome as Mario and never has been."

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Entertainment / Re: Wreck It Ralph

« on: November 03, 2012, 10:00:45 PM »

It might have something to do with the fact that Ralph and company are arcade game characters who live in an arcade game within an arcade... but hell, who knows.