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« on: July 04, 2014, 12:00:16 AM »
*THUD* *THUD* *THUD* *THUD*
"What the hell?" Asch shouted.
"Is that an earthquake?" Fugo questioned "But it doesn't feel like any earthquake I've experienced."
"It better not be another Wily attack!" Asch said as he ran out of the Fexnodrome.
When Asch got outside he saw a giant dinosaur mech heading straight for the Fexnodrome.
"What the hell is that!" Asch yelled as he got ready to fight again.
"Aschy wait!" He heard from above as he looked up.
"Zeta?" Asch questioned as Zehkmet landed in front of him.
"Don't attack it, that Zord is on our side!" Zeta yelled as she got out of the cockpit and jumped down to him.
"Zord?" Asch asked "What is that and what's it doing here?"
"A Zord is a giant robot not unlike a Gundam and usually animal or vehicle themed." Zeta explained. "As for what it's doing here I think Firefox is behind it."
"Pyro?!" Asch said wide eye. "How?!"
"It was because he found that Dagger in the weapon's shack, you know the one he was playing like a flute?" Zeta responded.
"Of course something he found would do that." Asch facepalmed "More importantly are you and Borock-bot okay?"
"Yeah we're fine." Zeta nodded as the Vic Viper came into view behind the Dragon Zord making sure it wasn't smashing anything important. "Baldy II sent out a [parasitic bomb] load of Guts Dozers trying to get to this location and a [tornado fang]ing SD Zaku Joe to boot! Seriously overkill much?!"
"Believe me you hadn't seen overkill like the rest of us have." Asch sighed.
"I'm guessing the Joes weren't exactly easy to handle either?" Zeta asked.
"Try over 150 of them and a leader who was at least as tough if not tougher than 10 of them." Asch said dryly.
"Holy crap how did Wily make this many robots!" Zeta said in shock. "And just to attack this place too?"
"Yeah, it was a nightmare, seriously I'd rather handle an angry mob than to deal with something like that again." Asch sighed as Borock-bot landed and the Zord stopped in it's place.
"No kidding you look horrible!" Zeta nodded "And did you say angry mob?"
"Yeah Wily had the audacity to say that we attacked him when he was 'investigating a alien space ship landing' and sent the 'peaceful Joes' to make sure it wasn't trouble. Which is bullshit, the 'alien' was a robot from another planet who crash landed here to get something that was stolen from her from a pirate, who's probably working for him might I add since one of his robots was with the Mets and the Mets attacked her first." Asch ranted.
"And people believed that [parasitic bomb]?!" Zeta face palmed "Dammit Baldy II!"
"Mr. Asch can you explain why all these citizens are standing around with blank expressions." Borock-bot asked as he got out of the Vic Viper.
"Yeah about that...." Asch said nervously.
"Holy crap this place is zombie ville!" Zeta shouted in alarm. "Don't tell me Wily put them under mind control."
"Actually that was a Succubus, who's apparently our ally." Asch corrected her.
"I beg your pardon?" Borock-bot questioned.
"Yes this Succubus lady named Kit cast a charming spell on them when we couldn't reason with them and since then they've just been standing around, probably should ask her to see if she could lead them into the Fexnodrome while we're at it, though I don't know what's going to happen when the spell wears off." Asch explained to them while trying to keep a straight face despite how disturbed he was.
"....Okay." Borock-bot said slowly.
"I think I might of heard of this Kitty person." Zeta pondered "She caused a huge commotion in RPM showing up naked but was welcomed none the less. It was one of the rare days I saw Neko in a great mood too."
"I see..." Asch said trying to imagine Hitomi in a good mood "Anyway right now everyone is resting and getting their injuries treated before heading back to the Sex Station."
"That's a wise idea if there's anyway I can help please let me know." Borock-bot nodded.
"You should probably see Taylor first, something freaky happened to her and I think you're the only who can help since Vixy is pretty busy tending to the refugees." Asch explained.
"I'll see what I can do." Borock-bot nodded.
"And I can meet everyone else now, I wonder what they're like." Zeta pondered as they headed back to the Fexnodrome.