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« on: May 24, 2009, 10:22:24 AM »
"If the product is damaged by aggressive music listeners sliding a rail, sliding down the emergency ramp of you aircraft, slammed in your locker, slammed in your car door, run over by a car, running into a wall, getting run out of town, mountain biking, road biking, sky diving, beating you boyfriend unmercifully, getting beat down by a man, blown up in an accidental experimentation with flammable substances, or damaged in any other everyday experience, it means you are living your life the way we want our product used!"
Yeah this was on the warranty info for my new headphones.