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Roleplay / Re: RPM POKEMON ADVENTURE THING

« on: May 05, 2013, 08:56:22 AM »

"We will not fall for the same trick again!! Use METAL SOUND!!"

Heatran unleashed another soundwave, again with the scratching and screeching, hoping to knock the Blaziken off from its attack.

Firebrawl's Speed Boost kicked in a third time and he plowed through the Metal Sound to deliver the final blow.

Pyro then pulled out his stereo to play Guile's Theme and shouted out "SONIC BOOM!" in the major's trademark monotone.

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Roleplay / Re: RPM POKEMON ADVENTURE THING

« on: May 05, 2013, 08:40:17 AM »

(Well, shi- An Expert Belt...)

"Hi Jump Kick!? Heatran, DODGE!!" Dr. Wily II screamed out, almost sounding like a certain green alien slug.

The lumbering giant tried it's best to get out of the way, but being 430kg (METRIC YO) doesn't help it's cause. The attack connects with an explosion as Heatran topples onto it's knees, still hanging in there.

"Good job of hanging in there, Heatran... NOW COUNTER WITH EARTH POWER!!" Heatran roared as it lifted up it's front feet, and slammed them back onto the ground, causing the ground where Blaziken landed to erupt with sheer power.

Firebrawl's speed managed to spare him the full brunt of Heatran's Earth Power, the Metal Sound offensive from earlier still meant it would knock the Blaziken for a loop. However, Firebrawl was the tenacious sort who would not accept defeat so easily.

"Tropic Thunderpunch him!" Pyro shouted, "Make Ben Stiller proud!"

"Blaze!" Firebrawl charged at Heatran at full speed and hit him with Thunderpunch again.

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Roleplay / Re: RPM POKEMON ADVENTURE THING

« on: May 05, 2013, 08:12:05 AM »

(Palkia's name is Paul, but he doesn't like Pyro very much. Something to do with his closet hopping.)

(What's Palkia's? )

Heatran roared as the Thunderpunch connected. Dr. Wily II is impressed by the Blaziken's speed and agility, however now isn't the time to be distracted.

"HEATRAN!! Blast him with a METAL SOUND!!"

Heatran roared again, turned and faced the Blaziken, and screamed out a visible soundwave: An ear-piercing screech that sounded like metallic claws on a metallic chalkboard.

Firebrawl clasped his claws over his ears and squawked in pain. His trainer, on the other hand, was listening to his GB Sounds and barely even heard the attack. He waved it off.

"Kick it up! 'Brawl!"

"Blaziken!" Firebrawl's Speed Boost flared up again and he jumped high into the air to execute a Hi Jump Kick. If Wily II were watching the Blaziken he would notice the Expert Belt tied around the Blaziken's waist.

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Roleplay / Re: RPM POKEMON ADVENTURE THING

« on: May 05, 2013, 07:37:26 AM »

(Works for me.)

"L-Larry?" Dr. Wily II blinked in amazement, and turned to see his Heatran seemingly roared in response to that name. Seeing the incoming attack...

"HEATRAN!! USE MAGMA STORM!!" Heatran roared as twisters of lava rise up from the lava pit, and began to surround the incoming Blaziken. A glint appears on Heatran's right eye, and on closer inspection... Looks like a Wide Lens...

(Yea... I forgot about that... Also, I suggest for battling purposes, to quote the previous attack post in full to prevent confusion.)

Pyro remained unperterbed by the swirling lava as did Firebrawl.

"Don't forget to use protect!" the quirky trainer called out.

"Blaze!" Firebrawl surrounded himself with a force field that buffeted the Magma Storm but it also serviced another purpose. A yellow-hued aura around the Blaziken flickered for a brief moment before it began to move like a blur around the Heatran. Lightning crackled around Firebrawl's fist when he appeared before Heatran again for the briefest second and hit it with Thunderpunch.

(You would be surprised how many legendaries Pyro knows on a first-name basis.)

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Roleplay / Re: RPM POKEMON ADVENTURE THING

« on: May 04, 2013, 02:25:00 PM »

Pyro waved at the Heatran like he was familiar with the Lava Dome Pokemon, "So that's where you went. Hiya Harry!"

"Blaziken!"

"Oh, right! Use Thunderpunch!"

Lightning crackled around Firebrawl's fist as he charged towards Heatran and aimed for the jewel on its carapace.

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Roleplay / Re: RPM POKEMON ADVENTURE THING

« on: May 03, 2013, 02:29:07 PM »

Firebrawl jumped onto the battlefield of Wily II's gym wilst his trainer roasted a marshmallow over the lava pit until the exterior was a nice golden brown. The Blaziken punched the air and executed a spin kick to prep for the upcoming battle and almost dared the gym leader to send out his strongest. Pyro took two graham crackers and a chocolate bar to make a s'more with the marshmallow and greedily devoured it.

"Go Firebrawl!" he said spitting out a few crumbs.

Meanwhile, a mysterious figure hovered on the edge of the massive skylight.

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Gaming / Re: The "What are you currently playing?" Thread

« on: May 01, 2013, 06:54:21 AM »

Found out my old Sega Nomad still works and played some Rocket Knight Adventures on it.

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Roleplay / Re: RPM POKEMON ADVENTURE THING

« on: April 30, 2013, 11:20:22 PM »

(So... is Kaiser going to rise from the water ala Godzilla? )

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Roleplay / Re: RPM POKEMON ADVENTURE THING

« on: April 30, 2013, 10:16:45 PM »

Pyro pulled out a stick, a bag of marshmallows, and all the things he needed make some s'mores to take advantage of the convection from the lava lake. Before he could roast some 'mallows he pulled out two Pokeballs and released his Blaziken (Firebrawl) and Garchomp (Jawbreaker.) Then he pulled out a lawn chair to sit on.

"Blaziken!" Firebrawl impatiently growled to his trainer to chastise his trainer's nonchalance.

"Relax, 'Brawl," Pyro said after he slipped on some sunglasses, "This'll be too fun."

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Roleplay / Re: RPM POKEMON ADVENTURE THING

« on: April 30, 2013, 08:50:38 PM »

Once they reached the front door of the gym, Wil Wheaton and his crew continued on their way singing "The Ballad of Paladin." Pyro waved at them and grinned from ear to ear before he just remembered something.

"I forgot to ask them to sign my platypus!"

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Forum Games / Re: "What Are You Thinking Now?"

« on: April 30, 2013, 06:06:25 PM »

Naming Pokemon is fun!

That is why I called my Tyranitar, "Dave." He looks like a Dave.

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Roleplay / Re: RPM POKEMON ADVENTURE THING

« on: April 30, 2013, 05:58:56 PM »

Pyro followed Dr. Wily II to the gym but picked up Wil Wheaton, Corey Feldman, and Jerry O'Connell along the way and the quartet chanted along with Memphis.

"'Have gun, will travel' reads the card of a man
A knight without armor in a savage land!"

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Roleplay / Re: RPM POKEMON ADVENTURE THING

« on: April 30, 2013, 03:40:06 PM »

Back in Cinnabar. Pyro cooed as he marveled at the glistening Volcano Badge and pulled out the Heat Badge from his region, "Much like mine but I don't have that one. I want!"

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Forum Games / Re: "What Are You Thinking Now?"

« on: April 30, 2013, 06:11:24 AM »

He thinks that grown men shouldn't be so attracted to a kid's show/game as they are.  I explained to him that Pokemon is different, as most of its adult fans grew up with the games.

Hell, what makes the Pokemon games intrinsically for kids? I was fourteen when Red and Blue saw release stateside.

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Roleplay / Re: RPM POKEMON ADVENTURE THING

« on: April 30, 2013, 06:09:29 AM »

(All right! POOL PARTY! What? Pyro's in Cinnabar? aw, Fuddruckers. )

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Forum Games / Re: "What Are You Thinking Now?"

« on: April 30, 2013, 05:32:15 AM »

The who to the what now? Pepperoni pizza?

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Fan Creations / Re: Quickie's Stuff.

« on: April 30, 2013, 05:20:44 AM »

Oh no! Mewtwo's pinching my head!

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Roleplay / Re: RPM POKEMON ADVENTURE THING

« on: April 29, 2013, 09:19:52 PM »

(Does Wily II have hammer space, because that the only way I see can him pocketing a diamond the size of a car.)

(Well, if the playable characters can fit all that gear in their backpacks... )

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Roleplay / Re: RPM POKEMON ADVENTURE THING

« on: April 29, 2013, 05:09:00 PM »

Pyro pulled out several unusual items: a first draft of the Magna Carta, George Washington's wig, a jar with a screaming Napoleon inside, until he whipped out a diamond the size of a Buick. He tossed it onto the counter, which caused the store to buckle and then collapse under its weight. Loki finally had enough and jumped off Pyro's shoulder to strip Wily II of his disguise. Pyro gasped in shock and then gawked at him blankly.

"I don't know who you are."

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Roleplay / Re: RPM POKEMON ADVENTURE THING

« on: April 29, 2013, 04:45:49 PM »

A snow white Noctowl landed on the makeshift store and said "O RLY?" instead of it name. Loki continued to snarl and bark at Wily II.

"I'll take three!"

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Roleplay / Re: RPM POKEMON ADVENTURE THING

« on: April 29, 2013, 04:39:05 PM »

But then Memphis (the Empoleon) snatched it from Pyro's hands and greedily drank the milkshake. He let out a loud belch and Pyro shrugged before sauntering off.

"Maybe I can find a nice, cold soda instead."

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Roleplay / Re: RPM POKEMON ADVENTURE THING

« on: April 29, 2013, 04:27:40 PM »

Pyro placed a frozen yogurt on the counter as payment while Loki continued to snarl at Wily II.

"Here ya go!"

(

Animaniacs reference.

)

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Roleplay / Re: RPM POKEMON ADVENTURE THING

« on: April 29, 2013, 04:08:54 PM »

Had Loki not barked and growled at a disguised Dr. Wily II, Pyro would have walked past the doctor's store. The trainer (completely oblivious to the Wily II's intention) turned his head and read the signboard.

"What's the matter, Loki?" he asked the Zorua, "Is it this guy's aftershave-- OOH! Milkshakes!"

He scurried up to the counter and hooped excitedly, "Do you have Rawst Berry with a slice of Pinap?" 

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Roleplay / Re: RPM POKEMON ADVENTURE THING

« on: April 29, 2013, 03:27:11 PM »

(It is depends. Are you going to sell him a milkshake to go with the burger?)

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Roleplay / Re: RPM POKEMON ADVENTURE THING

« on: April 29, 2013, 03:04:21 PM »

(Best not to ask. Pyro is the embodiment of chaos so there is no rhyme or reason to anything he does.)