But on the Wily Star II, the platypus waddled into an empty supply room where he stood upright and slipped on a fedora. He looked to the watch on his wrist a unibrowed man with a mustache and a face that resembled and expressionist painting appeared on the face.
"Doctor Doof--I mean, Wily II is at it again. See what he's up to and put a stop to it, Agent P2."
Agent P2 stared at the Major and blinked once.
"I'm sure your partner is just fine. He's probably driving the Doctor's minions insane already."
The door hissed and opened but Agent P2 reverted to his normal "doesn't do much" Platypus persona in the blink of an eye when a figure became visible.
(I suppose Pyro is also a member of the OWCA but forgot.

Anyone want to run with this?)