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Off The Wall / Re: Post Pictures Of Yourself
« on: June 21, 2013, 08:00:21 PM »
I really need to work on my facial expressions, but at least I have one item to scratch off my bucket list.
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I really need to work on my facial expressions, but at least I have one item to scratch off my bucket list.
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Roleplay / Re: RPM POKEMON ADVENTURE THING
« on: June 21, 2013, 07:57:37 PM »
(Just to give a definitive answer of what happened to the Psyduck horde...)
The Psyduck followed Pyro shortly thereafter and passed by the group. Some of them spun around in a drunken haze while "Bruce" skipped behind Sakura licking his lollipop.
The Psyduck followed Pyro shortly thereafter and passed by the group. Some of them spun around in a drunken haze while "Bruce" skipped behind Sakura licking his lollipop.
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Roleplay / Re: RPM POKEMON ADVENTURE THING
« on: June 21, 2013, 06:45:05 AM »
(They went to Professor Oak's lab. 
)
)
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Forum Games / Re: Super "What Are You Thinking?" ReBirth
« on: June 21, 2013, 06:40:41 AM »
I might have to buy a commission from you one of these days when I can scratch up the cash.
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Roleplay / Re: RPM POKEMON ADVENTURE THING
« on: June 21, 2013, 06:39:27 AM »
Pyro jumped back out of the Pokecenter fridge and rejoined the group as if nothing unusual happened.
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Forum Games / Re: Super "What Are You Thinking?" ReBirth
« on: June 21, 2013, 06:35:16 AM »
Platypus. What can I say? I am obsessed.
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Roleplay / Re: RPM POKEMON ADVENTURE THING
« on: June 21, 2013, 06:27:44 AM »
Pyro popped out from Giovanni’s liquor cabinet followed by a mob of Psyducks. Music began to play but no matter how hard the Team Rocket boss searched, he could not identify its source but that was the least of his worries. The Duck Pokemon soon run roughshod all over the room with the eternal child at the center of the storm, dancing to the rhythm.
“I want a new Psyduck
One that won't try to bite
One that won't chew a hole in my socks
One that won't quack all night”
Their quacking grew louder as one Psyduck actually bit Giovanni on the finger while another tugged at his sock and chewed on it.
“I want a new Psyduck
One with big webbed feet
One that knows how to wash my car
And keep his room real neat”
Soon the Psyduck horde spread throughout the building. They opened the nearby fridge and devoured its contents save for a half-empty jar of olives. Another jumped on a treadmill and started running while Pyro pulled out a roll of duct tape to tie Giovanni to a chair with, forcing him to watch the Pokemon destroy his office.
“One that won't raid the ice box
One that'll stay in shape
One that's never gonna try to migrate or escape
Or I'll tie him up with duck tape.”
“I want a new Psyduck
A mallard I think
One that won't make a mess of my house
Or build a nest in the bathroom sink”
To add insult to injury, the Psyducks raided his liquor cabinet and waddled around in a drunken stupor. Pyro flipped through Giovanni’s mail (which included this month’s Foot Fetish Monthly) and then rolled up the periodical to poke him in the nose with it.
“I want a new Psyduck
One that won't steal my beer
One that won't stick his bill in my mail
One that knows the duck stops here.”
He jumped onto Giovanni’s coffee table, spun around, and furiously gyrated his hips.
“One that won't drive me crazy waddling all around
One who'll teach me how to swim and help me not to drown
And show me how to get down
How to get down baby.”
Water suddenly filled the entire room with the Psyducks swimming circles around Giovanni who floated above the floor, holding his breath. For some reason, Pyro did not appear to require oxygen as he boldly pressed his face against Giovanni’s.
“Get it?”
The Psyducks joined in the chorus by quacking around the beleaguered Rocket Boss.
“I want a new Psyduck
Not a Swanna or a Zangoose
Just a drake I can dress real cute
Think I'm gonna name him Bruce.”
He then held up a Psyduck in a cutesy sailor outfit with a lollipop in its bill and a name tag marked "Bruce." The water finally drained, leaving Giovanni sopping wet. Water continued to drip from the light fixture above and the room carried this ungodly stench that made him want to gag.
“I want a new Psyduck
Not a quail or an Noctowl
One that won't molt to much
One that won't smell too fowl.”
“One that won't beg for breadcrumbs
Hangin' around all day
He'd better mind his manners
Better do just what I say
Or he's gonna be duck patte, duck patte, yah, yah…”
Pyro and the Psyducks then formed a conga line and danced back into the liquor cabinet slamming the door behind them.
“I want a new Psyduck
One that won't try to bite
One that won't chew a hole in my socks
One that won't quack all night”
Their quacking grew louder as one Psyduck actually bit Giovanni on the finger while another tugged at his sock and chewed on it.
“I want a new Psyduck
One with big webbed feet
One that knows how to wash my car
And keep his room real neat”
Soon the Psyduck horde spread throughout the building. They opened the nearby fridge and devoured its contents save for a half-empty jar of olives. Another jumped on a treadmill and started running while Pyro pulled out a roll of duct tape to tie Giovanni to a chair with, forcing him to watch the Pokemon destroy his office.
“One that won't raid the ice box
One that'll stay in shape
One that's never gonna try to migrate or escape
Or I'll tie him up with duck tape.”
“I want a new Psyduck
A mallard I think
One that won't make a mess of my house
Or build a nest in the bathroom sink”
To add insult to injury, the Psyducks raided his liquor cabinet and waddled around in a drunken stupor. Pyro flipped through Giovanni’s mail (which included this month’s Foot Fetish Monthly) and then rolled up the periodical to poke him in the nose with it.
“I want a new Psyduck
One that won't steal my beer
One that won't stick his bill in my mail
One that knows the duck stops here.”
He jumped onto Giovanni’s coffee table, spun around, and furiously gyrated his hips.
“One that won't drive me crazy waddling all around
One who'll teach me how to swim and help me not to drown
And show me how to get down
How to get down baby.”
Water suddenly filled the entire room with the Psyducks swimming circles around Giovanni who floated above the floor, holding his breath. For some reason, Pyro did not appear to require oxygen as he boldly pressed his face against Giovanni’s.
“Get it?”
The Psyducks joined in the chorus by quacking around the beleaguered Rocket Boss.
“I want a new Psyduck
Not a Swanna or a Zangoose
Just a drake I can dress real cute
Think I'm gonna name him Bruce.”
He then held up a Psyduck in a cutesy sailor outfit with a lollipop in its bill and a name tag marked "Bruce." The water finally drained, leaving Giovanni sopping wet. Water continued to drip from the light fixture above and the room carried this ungodly stench that made him want to gag.
“I want a new Psyduck
Not a quail or an Noctowl
One that won't molt to much
One that won't smell too fowl.”
“One that won't beg for breadcrumbs
Hangin' around all day
He'd better mind his manners
Better do just what I say
Or he's gonna be duck patte, duck patte, yah, yah…”
Pyro and the Psyducks then formed a conga line and danced back into the liquor cabinet slamming the door behind them.
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Off The Wall / Re: Post Pictures Of Yourself
« on: June 20, 2013, 09:46:03 PM »
Shipping must have cost a pretty penny then. I am eyeing a plush Zorua but the shipping fees bump up the price by twenty. It cost me quite a bit to have my plush platypus shipped here.
(Also wishing I bought that plush Gengar.)
(Also wishing I bought that plush Gengar.)
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Forum Games / Re: Super "What Are You Thinking?" ReBirth
« on: June 20, 2013, 09:41:28 PM »
Okay, that should go on your letterhead. 
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Off The Wall / Re: Post Pictures Of Yourself
« on: June 20, 2013, 09:38:53 PM »
Awesome! Where did you acquire it?
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Forum Games / Re: Super "What Are You Thinking?" ReBirth
« on: June 20, 2013, 09:35:46 PM »That should be your motto.
Try to translate it into Latin so it would sound cooler.
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Forum Games / Re: Super "What Are You Thinking?" ReBirth
« on: June 20, 2013, 09:30:12 PM »also canadian paypal is [tornado fang]ing slow and horrendous from what i remember
That is what you get when you power your servers with beavers, eh?
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Forum Games / Re: Super "What Are You Thinking?" ReBirth
« on: June 20, 2013, 09:25:39 PM »
Do you like our plastic money?
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Roleplay / Re: General RP Discussion topic
« on: June 20, 2013, 09:25:03 PM »
Just giving a heads up in the Pokemon RP, Pyro is about to engage in his usual hijinks. I just need Quickie to set it up though I will not be able to get to it for about six or seven hours due to an appointment and work. 
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Forum Games / Re: Super "What Are You Thinking?" ReBirth
« on: June 20, 2013, 09:21:32 PM »\The bottom line is this: if you want something done for nothing, go find an amateur on dA. Otherwise, expect to pay professional price for professional work.
People seem to have trouble understanding that. Though I would gladly pay full price if I needed a commission and had the money. You accept Canadian dollars?
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Roleplay / Re: General RP Discussion topic
« on: June 20, 2013, 07:10:04 AM »
We need to put Norm MacDonald (who I am apparently distantly related to) in the Pokemon RP somehow.
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i09sMM8KPBw[/youtube]
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i09sMM8KPBw[/youtube]
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Forum Games / Re: Super "What Are You Thinking?" ReBirth
« on: June 20, 2013, 06:58:50 AM »
I have little else but disdain for Batman.
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Forum Games / Re: Super "What Are You Thinking?" ReBirth
« on: June 20, 2013, 06:52:26 AM »
I practically grew up on my mom's old Superman comics and those were trippy as hell and I love it.
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Forum Games / Re: Super "What Are You Thinking?" ReBirth
« on: June 20, 2013, 06:42:38 AM »Also, I put that in a spoiler tag for a reason!
Oops.
Anyways, there was still much to love about Man of Steel. Notably the fact that there was way more action than its predecessors and lived up to its namesake comic.
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Forum Games / Re: Super "What Are You Thinking?" ReBirth
« on: June 20, 2013, 06:34:46 AM » (click to show/hide)
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Forum Games / Re: Super "What Are You Thinking?" ReBirth
« on: June 20, 2013, 06:20:03 AM »
Please do not remind me of the Super-stalker.
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Forum Games / Re: Super "What Are You Thinking?" ReBirth
« on: June 20, 2013, 06:16:30 AM »
Maybe it was the muted colors and the Hans Zimmer score. It just did not feel quite right to me.
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Roleplay / Re: RPM POKEMON ADVENTURE THING
« on: June 20, 2013, 06:15:17 AM »
Pyro vanished from the group's sights again as he ducked into the Pokecenter kitchen and jumped into the expansive walk-in freezer. Where was he headed to this time?
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Forum Games / Re: Super "What Are You Thinking?" ReBirth
« on: June 20, 2013, 05:58:40 AM »
Finally saw Man of Steel (and braved a hailstorm to see it) and thought it was pretty good but the mopey and brooding atmosphere was a bit of a turnoff.
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Off The Wall / Re: Reposted Picture Thread (56K Warning)
« on: June 19, 2013, 07:05:46 AM »
Reminds me of Volcarona from Pokemon Black & White.