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Roleplay / Re: General RP Discussion topic
« on: August 12, 2013, 04:25:35 PM »
I wonder if Spider-Blues should have a nemesis called, "Doctor Platypus."

Ooh, ooh! How about "the Teal Troll" as well? ;)

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Roleplay / Re: RPM-vengers Assemble!
« on: August 12, 2013, 04:23:40 PM »
A magical duplicate of Py-Loki appeared with a star-shaped sugar cookie in hand.

"No," he said, "But they have pole-dancing grannies." 8)

A pair of dancing octogenarians then appeared before AFRODOK with a 100-year-old in a walker who tossed it aside and began break dancing.

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Forum Games / Re: Super "What Are You Thinking?" ReBirth
« on: August 10, 2013, 08:00:16 AM »
Managed to liven up my chicken dinner with a marinade of mustard, brown sugar, vinegar (apple cider this time), and rosemary. Turned out better than I had hoped.

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Roleplay / Re: General RP Discussion topic
« on: August 08, 2013, 07:13:27 AM »
Or Franziska Von Karma if you want to get kinky. 8D

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Roleplay / Re: RPM-vengers Assemble!
« on: August 08, 2013, 06:54:02 AM »
(Was Py-Loki teleported?)

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Roleplay / Re: RPM POKEMON ADVENTURE THING
« on: August 08, 2013, 01:31:18 AM »
Steiner's radio on the inside of his cufflink cackled and cracked, making him stop halfway down to the engine room.

"S.....Sir! We have you on radar! It looks like you're coming in on something huge! What is that?" A young voice radioed.

"Why don't you use the tractor beam, pull this vessel in, and you'll see, you dolt! Now do it!" Steiner yelled into his wrist.

"U..Um! Right away sir! What ever you say!"

Steiner huffed and continued on his way as he felt slight tremors throughout the ship. A faint light green aura had surrounded the Superia. It slowly sank and sank toward the center of the whirlpool. Just a few more minutes and Steiner would be back in the comfort of his own base again after so many years.

Below the seas surface, a large number of suited crew members awaited the mysterious vessel and were prepared to take orders from their boss. The hangar was surprisingly humongous, able to fit two or three of the Superia in it. The walls were lined with strong thick glass, making the underwater scenery visible.

Rayquaza followed the Superia until disappeared into the whirlpool and roared before circling over the underwater base. Fortunately for it, Kyogre swam towards Steiner's base and hovered above like the sword of Damocles, which left Groudon loitering miles below in the lower portion of Earth's crust where it could start an earthquake. All of them patiently waited and Kyogre glided past the windows to psyche out the grunts in the hangar.

Pyro sensed their presence, "Awesome, Gord and Ken joined the party! This'll be fun!" 8)

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Roleplay / Re: RPM-vengers Assemble!
« on: August 07, 2013, 05:32:11 AM »
"COOKIES!" Py-Loki shouted as he grabbed a couple to dunk in the milk and voraciously chowed down. He then answered with his maw still full, "Py-Loki. God of Mischief!"

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Roleplay / Re: RPM-vengers Assemble!
« on: August 07, 2013, 04:38:42 AM »
"Across the Rainbow Bridge to Asgard," he replied.

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Roleplay / Re: RPM-vengers Assemble!
« on: August 07, 2013, 04:01:18 AM »
(Is he in front of AFRODOK right now?)

(Yes he is.)

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Roleplay / Re: RPM-vengers Assemble!
« on: August 07, 2013, 03:30:11 AM »
(Wait is he on the ship or in the city?)

(He is wherever he needs to be. 8D)

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Roleplay / Re: RPM-vengers Assemble!
« on: August 07, 2013, 01:37:39 AM »
Py-Loki was hefting a huge glass of milk around to go with his cookies.

"Cookies, cookies, COOKIES! Hi, AFRODOK!"

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Roleplay / Re: RPM-vengers Assemble!
« on: August 06, 2013, 01:14:27 AM »
"Yes, while cookies are the cornerstone of any healthy & snacktacular day of food consumption, they are not a reason to endanger people's lives like this!" Spider-Blues said. "Not even Girl Scout Cookies!"

"Endanger?" Py-Loki asked as if he never heard the word before (and did not ), "But aren't they having fun?"

"I know someone who makes better Cookies than the Girl Scouts!" The man shouted as he threw more bombs at the giant "If you send this guy back where he belongs I can give you some next time we meet!"

Py-Loki then turned to the man, then the rampaging Colonel, "Him? Hey Colonel! Time to go home!"

The Colonel's opened to cockpit where two platypuses were piloting the "giant." They chittered as they slid down the chute and waddled for rivers of Tasmania. As for the mech, it stood like a statue over the streets.

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Roleplay / Re: RPM-vengers Assemble!
« on: August 05, 2013, 07:03:20 PM »
"There you are!" Spider-Blues said as he hung upside from his webbing. "Ummmm, is there any particular reason you're doing this?"

Py-Loki held the platypus in a sleeper hold and only replied with a simple, "Cookies!"

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Roleplay / Re: RPM-vengers Assemble!
« on: August 05, 2013, 06:05:49 PM »
Py-Loki was busy wrangling a platypus inside the bank for no good reason, careful not to get the venomous spur.

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Forum Games / Re: Super "What Are You Thinking?" ReBirth
« on: August 05, 2013, 04:31:35 AM »
It's all a conspiracy.

OH SNAP! He's onto us!

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Forum Games / Re: Super "What Are You Thinking?" ReBirth
« on: August 05, 2013, 04:06:04 AM »
Because he would get dirty looks at the Target? :P

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Forum Games / Re: CTRL+V
« on: August 04, 2013, 07:34:06 PM »
Using my powers of thread necromancy...

Meanwhile, down the hall in Room 209 where Mr. Spazznir “taught” third-grade history, the frizzy-haired teacher (who often moonlighted as a space cadet) stood in front of his long-suffering students without his pants on. On the EB-board he had the words “Avalonian History 1730-80” scrawled out in anything but the Latin alphabet and erratically paced in from of the front row. Most of his student could not keep their tender and nearly mortified eyes off of his rocket ship briefs or fishnet stockings he wore over his impossibly hairy legs.

“Pants are the enemy!” he screamed as he strode across the classroom waving his plaid trousers.


8D

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Roleplay / Re: RPM-vengers Assemble!
« on: August 04, 2013, 07:00:57 AM »
Jared from the old Subway commercials appeared for a minute, and then he was messily devoured by some Mini-McDonalds. Then another lone Mini-McD bit down on Chariot's leg. Colonel Sanders recoiled when the bombs exploded against his hand, so he retaliated by firing another jet of his atomic breath.

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Roleplay / Re: RPM-vengers Assemble!
« on: August 04, 2013, 06:43:46 AM »
About that time a pack of midget Ronald McDonalds with sharp jagged descended upon the area. They bit into anything they could find for the little Gremlins they were and then a purple blob-like mass with four arms stormed in behind them crying out for, "MILKSHAKES!"

As for the goo covering the Colonel's face, it burned after he blasted it with his breath. He noticed that mystery man was the one who threw the capsules and reached for her with his grease-smeared hand.

"Finger lickin' good!"

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Roleplay / Re: RPM-vengers Assemble!
« on: August 04, 2013, 05:45:31 AM »
Py-Loki's ear twitched when he hear AFRODORK--oops, AFRODOK's cry but ignored it in favor of the senseless chicken slaughter on the floor.

"Whoa! You can't show this on television!" he yelped.

No matter, how many angry chickens Hazardpool cut down, a dozen more would rise to take its place. Py-Loki then used his magics to summon something so awful and foul. A fifty-foot-tall Colonel Harland Sanders appeared from a portal wearing his iconic suit; in his hands he carried a bucket full of his eleven secret herbs and spices.

"Hmmm. Finger lickin' good!"

The chickens let out an alarmed squawk and stampeded over Hazardpool and flooded out onto the streets. One of them jumped onto AFRODOK and frantically flapped its wings as Colonel Sander burst from the wall and breathed fire that oddly smelled like elderberries.

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Roleplay / Re: RPM-vengers Assemble!
« on: August 03, 2013, 04:08:59 PM »
Meanwhile at the 2nd Bank, Hazardpool was on the scene as he observed the oddly weird battle between an obese Englander and a Giant chicken. He can see the chicken having the upper hand, or wing against the obese boxer. As the chicken backed up a bit from a left hook, he charged head first, sending the fat guy flying.

"Total Knock Out!!" Shouted Hazard as he dashed towards the chicken. "C'mon, put 'em up Chicken Boo. I bet I can beat ya without using my weapons." He then took a boxer stance gesturing the chicken who stood taller than a chocobo, clucked at him, while ruffling his wings a little.

The human-sized bidpedal chicken then split into two chickens like a microbe, then into four, eight, sixteen, thirty-two, until the entire building was filled with angry poultry. They all glared at Hazardpool and then rushed them.

"Oh boy!" Py-Loki said excitedly.

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Roleplay / Re: RPM-vengers Assemble!
« on: August 02, 2013, 09:54:33 PM »
Inside the Second Nat--I mean, Municipal Bank, a tubby man with a thick New Englander accent was engaged in a fistfight with a six-foot-tall chicken. They smashed up the interior with splintered desks and dollar bills flying in every direction. Oddly enough, Py-Loki had nothing to do with it. He merely sat perched on a security camera snacking on a bowl of popcorn.

"Go chicken!"

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Roleplay / Re: General RP Discussion topic
« on: August 01, 2013, 06:33:56 AM »
Is it dabbling in the powers of chaos?

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Roleplay / Re: RPM POKEMON ADVENTURE THING
« on: August 01, 2013, 06:23:42 AM »
Pyro felt a chill in the engine room when he saw his breath. He blinked and looked around the mostly-vacant space.

"Where are my creamsicles?"

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Roleplay / Re: General RP Discussion topic
« on: August 01, 2013, 06:20:20 AM »
Rouge.

But I do not want to wear make-up.  O^O

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