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Original / Re: Things you want/don't want to see in Mega Man 11
« on: August 24, 2013, 05:28:39 PM »
They need to make Dan Hibiki the hero of the game. *shot*
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Roleplay / Re: RPM POKEMON ADVENTURE THING
« on: August 24, 2013, 05:25:59 PM »
(Now for something completely random, again. 
)
Time suddenly froze for everyone except Jenny; Giovanni and Payne sat as still as statues and an almost eerie air filled the room. One of the desk drawers opened and Pyro, dressed in a cream-coloured tuxedo, jumped onto her desk.
"
"
He points his cane at the wall, which crumbles away to reveal a starry void and pushes her into it.
"Just remember that you're standing on a planet that's evolving
And revolving at nine hundred miles an hour,
That's orbiting at nineteen miles a second, so it's reckoned,
A sun that is the source of all our power.
The sun and you and me and all the stars that we can see
Are moving at a million miles a day
In an outer spiral arm, at forty thousand miles an hour,
Of the galaxy we call the 'Milky Way'."
One had to wonder why neither Pyro nor Jenny did not asphyxiate in the airless void (much less sing), but then again, this was Pyro. The pair walked through the cosmos admiring the various nebulae and constellations.
"Our galaxy itself contains a hundred billion stars.
It's a hundred thousand light years side to side."
Pyro then poked her in the stomach...
"It bulges in the middle, sixteen thousand light years thick,
But out by us, it's just three thousand light years wide.
We're thirty thousand light years from galactic central point.
We go 'round every two hundred million years,
And our galaxy is only one of millions of billions
In this amazing and expanding universe."
He waltzed with a very reluctant Jenny around the countless galaxies until they came across a pillar of light that took them back in the direction of her office.
"The universe itself keeps on expanding and expanding
In all of the directions it can whizz
As fast as it can go, at the speed of light, you know,
Twelve million miles a minute, and that's the fastest speed there is.
So remember, when you're feeling very small and insecure,
How amazingly unlikely is your birth"
Pyro jumped back into drawer...
"And pray that there's intelligent life somewhere up in space,
'Cause there's bugger all down here on Earth."
And then the drawer closed behind him after he sank back in. Jenny opened the drawer again to find nothing but the usual office implements but time then resumed its normal flow. The hole in her wall disappeared and left the flustered officer in a compromising position before Giovanni and Payne. As for Pyro, should he be at Steiner's lair? The trio of Palkia, Dialga, and Giratina were busy playing cards in an isolated corner of the madman's base.
"Go fish," Palkia said to Giratina when Pyro (back in his regular clothes) dropped from a nearby air vent.
"Thanks for the assist, Dave." He said to Dialga before scampering off, "Time to get back to my regularly scheduled storyline."
)Time suddenly froze for everyone except Jenny; Giovanni and Payne sat as still as statues and an almost eerie air filled the room. One of the desk drawers opened and Pyro, dressed in a cream-coloured tuxedo, jumped onto her desk.
"
| When life gets you down Mrs. Brown and things seem hard or tough, And are stupid, obnoxious, or daft and you fell that you've had quite enoughhhhhhhhhh... | |
He points his cane at the wall, which crumbles away to reveal a starry void and pushes her into it.
"Just remember that you're standing on a planet that's evolving
And revolving at nine hundred miles an hour,
That's orbiting at nineteen miles a second, so it's reckoned,
A sun that is the source of all our power.
The sun and you and me and all the stars that we can see
Are moving at a million miles a day
In an outer spiral arm, at forty thousand miles an hour,
Of the galaxy we call the 'Milky Way'."
One had to wonder why neither Pyro nor Jenny did not asphyxiate in the airless void (much less sing), but then again, this was Pyro. The pair walked through the cosmos admiring the various nebulae and constellations.
"Our galaxy itself contains a hundred billion stars.
It's a hundred thousand light years side to side."
Pyro then poked her in the stomach...
"It bulges in the middle, sixteen thousand light years thick,
But out by us, it's just three thousand light years wide.
We're thirty thousand light years from galactic central point.
We go 'round every two hundred million years,
And our galaxy is only one of millions of billions
In this amazing and expanding universe."
He waltzed with a very reluctant Jenny around the countless galaxies until they came across a pillar of light that took them back in the direction of her office.
"The universe itself keeps on expanding and expanding
In all of the directions it can whizz
As fast as it can go, at the speed of light, you know,
Twelve million miles a minute, and that's the fastest speed there is.
So remember, when you're feeling very small and insecure,
How amazingly unlikely is your birth"
Pyro jumped back into drawer...
"And pray that there's intelligent life somewhere up in space,
'Cause there's bugger all down here on Earth."
And then the drawer closed behind him after he sank back in. Jenny opened the drawer again to find nothing but the usual office implements but time then resumed its normal flow. The hole in her wall disappeared and left the flustered officer in a compromising position before Giovanni and Payne. As for Pyro, should he be at Steiner's lair? The trio of Palkia, Dialga, and Giratina were busy playing cards in an isolated corner of the madman's base.
"Go fish," Palkia said to Giratina when Pyro (back in his regular clothes) dropped from a nearby air vent.
"Thanks for the assist, Dave." He said to Dialga before scampering off, "Time to get back to my regularly scheduled storyline."
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Entertainment / Re: Sonic the Hedgehog Comics
« on: August 21, 2013, 04:09:42 PM »
Well, the Archie Sonic reboot gives me better impression than DC's New 52, I can say that much.
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Forum Games / Re: Super "What Are You Thinking?" ReBirth
« on: August 21, 2013, 07:18:52 AM »
Put a ton of Silver Age Flash collections. I have been on a Barry Allen kick lately.
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Forum Games / Re: Super "What Are You Thinking?" ReBirth
« on: August 21, 2013, 06:30:38 AM »
Moorcock has to be the suckiest name on the planet.
I didn't know there was a fantasy author by that name.
I didn't know there was a fantasy author by that name.
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Roleplay / Re: General RP Discussion topic
« on: August 20, 2013, 05:44:41 PM »
...and using Dig.
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Roleplay / Re: RPM-vengers Assemble!
« on: August 20, 2013, 05:40:44 PM »
"The one that's flying above the city, silly," Py-Loki grinned, "They have cookies and teleporters and all that good stuff!"
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Forum Games / Re: Super "What Are You Thinking?" ReBirth
« on: August 20, 2013, 06:38:52 AM »That is awesome, though I never knew Gee was a name. At least it's better than North.
Gee is just a nickname. His given name is Eugene.
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Forum Games / Re: Super "What Are You Thinking?" ReBirth
« on: August 20, 2013, 06:33:35 AM »Where to? Mars?(click to show/hide)
And on that tangent...
Quote
Across the street from Sand Demons Arcade and Pizzeria sat Cosmo’s Creamery, Apex Falls’ foremost ice cream parlor and destination for all things frozen and sweet. Its circular shape with rounded edges and blinking lights gave the impression that the building was an enormous flying saucer that descended from the stars. Inside, the décor of the main parlor did little to disprove that notion; panels of flickering LEDs and video screens displaying black-and-white footage from fifties sci-fi films adorned the walls. The waitresses sported silver foil miniskirts and t-shirts zipped around on their roller-skates, serving frozen delights to a packed house under the bright light of saucer-like light fixtures hanging from a starry ceiling. One of them zoomed past Ben who sat near the center with his friends, Gee and Alexis, and silently wondered how they could move so fast without spilling the sundaes and milkshakes on their trays. Another waitress came to a screeching halt in front of their table; the springy antenna she wore bobbed wildly as she slid a stainless steel bowl to Gee.
“One ‘Bacon and Butterscotch’ with a scoop of ‘Blackberry and Jelly Bean,” she said before she slid another one to Ben, “One ‘Hot Fudge Brownie Volcano’ with extra marshmallow fluff.”
She then turned around and let out a piercing whistle that summoned two more waitresses who carried in a massive heap of ice cream with at least fifty different flavors, smothered in hot caramel and fudge, sprinkled with peanuts, and topped with whipping cream and the obligatory cherry. It loomed over Ben and Gee who stared at with their jaws hanging open as they dropped it in front of Alexis.
“And one ‘Olympus Mons’ for the little lady,” the waitress said before she rolled back towards the counter, “Enjoy!”
“How do you plan on eating that?” an astonished Ben asked Alexis.
“With a spoon!” she proclaimed as she held the utensil aloft like a sword.
“That’s not what I mean, ‘Lex.” He replied and took a bite out of his sundae before he turned to Gee, “And ‘Bacon and Butterscotch,’ really?”
“It’s better than it sounds,” Gee said, “And it’s not the weirdest flavor they have here.”
A sample of what I am working on right now.
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Forum Games / Re: Super "What Are You Thinking?" ReBirth
« on: August 20, 2013, 06:07:52 AM »
A poison letter. What an old-school [dark hold].
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Off The Wall / Re: Reposted Picture Thread (56K Warning)
« on: August 20, 2013, 06:01:42 AM »
Time for a viking funeral!
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Forum Games / Re: Super "What Are You Thinking?" ReBirth
« on: August 20, 2013, 05:40:58 AM »
Maybe a sample of it later on. Being a "starving" writer and all, I will want to sell it some day.
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Forum Games / Re: Super "What Are You Thinking?" ReBirth
« on: August 20, 2013, 05:35:47 AM »
Started writing a short story where the opening scene takes place in the flying saucer-themed ice cream parlor where the waitresses wear springy antennae and foil mini-skirts.
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Roleplay / Re: RPM-vengers Assemble!
« on: August 20, 2013, 02:39:55 AM »
"A whole bunch of them are on this ship," Py-Loki said, "And Afrodork's meeting some new friends at the playhouse!"
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Roleplay / Re: General RP Discussion topic
« on: August 19, 2013, 12:52:36 AM »
Seems that I more or less feel burned out on RPing in general given how Pyro got bumped out of the Pokemon RP by default and RPM-Vengers seems to be slowing down. Though I never really had a game plan in the case of the latter. As for Wilypocalypse, eh, nothing for me to do yet.
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Roleplay / Re: RPM-vengers Assemble!
« on: August 18, 2013, 05:14:09 PM »
Py-Loki returned to Dr. Doom II holding a box full of sugar donuts, "Maybe we shouldn't play with the heroes on the streets. We should go to their houses!"
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Roleplay / Re: RPM-vengers Assemble!
« on: August 16, 2013, 07:01:19 AM »
"Geez, you're cranky," Py-Loki remarked before he teleported them to New Jersey, "You need more sugar."
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Roleplay / Re: RPM-vengers Assemble!
« on: August 16, 2013, 05:42:32 AM »
Py-Loki blinked, "I did?"
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Roleplay / Re: RPM-vengers Assemble!
« on: August 15, 2013, 08:17:09 PM »Dr. Doom II turned to face Py-Loki, steam gushing out from under his batwing hair mask. "WHAT THE HELL ARE THESE THINGS AND WHY ARE THEY HERE AND NOT IN THE CITY CAUSING MAYHEM AND CHAOS!?!?"
"Maybe you don't pay them enough," Py-Loki said, "Got any sugar donuts?"
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Roleplay / Re: RPM-vengers Assemble!
« on: August 13, 2013, 08:06:34 PM »At the Skull Fortress of Doom, Dr. Doom II wad relaxing in his evil throne of evilness, when he suddenly felt something gnawing at his ankle. Even though he was completely covered in armour. Getting up on his feet, he bent down and saw... A red afro'd being gnawing away at his ankle armour. He stared at it for the longest while, until he saw that his whole throne room was filled with the buggers. Dr. Doom II let out a long shriek.
"PY-LOOOOOOOOOOOOOKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!"
Py-Loki appeared beside Dr. Doom II, wearing a pair of Mickey Mouse ears.
"You rang?"
*in a helium high voice* "... Welcome to the League. Say... Do you know anyone else in this hell hole that would like to join us as well?"
Two other prisoners spoke up, one them in a white scientist's coat with a metal bill and tail fused to his flesh. He also had a pair of metal spurs attached to his ankles.
"I, Doctor Platypus, will join you! I demand revenge on Spider-Blues for placing me in this hellhole... and the Fox-Boy who made my platypus servants rebel and stole my Colonel Sanders mech."
The other was a slovenly obese man with teal paint slathered over his fatty folds. He only appeared to be distracted as he was typing away on a laptop. His name was... the Teal Troll!
"Yeah, sure. Right after I finish this post on the PETA message boards," he snickered deviously, "I'm bragging about the steak dinner I just had!"
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Forum Games / Re: Super "What Are You Thinking?" ReBirth
« on: August 13, 2013, 04:22:20 AM »The noise stopped... for now. So, no Mewtwo smash...
...for now.
The damn car alarm has been blaring off and on for the better part of the past hour. If it goes off again, I'll need to solve the problem with violence. And if violence doesn't work, it's because I'm not using enough of it.
Sound like you need a bigger stick.
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Roleplay / Re: RPM-vengers Assemble!
« on: August 13, 2013, 04:21:12 AM »
"Nope!" the Py-Loki duplicate said, "I'm goin' to Disney World!"
He then vanished in a puff of smoke.
He then vanished in a puff of smoke.
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Roleplay / Re: RPM-vengers Assemble!
« on: August 13, 2013, 03:04:02 AM »
Py-Loki smiled, "I think he likes it here!"
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Roleplay / Re: General RP Discussion topic
« on: August 12, 2013, 05:47:52 PM »
And ankle spurs, dipped in venom.