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Gaming / Re: The Official Pokémon Black & White Discussion Thread
« on: September 16, 2010, 10:00:59 PM »
Well I admit there are some very unusual Pokemon this generation (an ice-cream cone, what the [tornado fang]?) but I'm digging most of the designs. Plus, it will be a breath of fresh air after having to suffer Geodudes and Zubats every new game.

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Gaming / Re: The Official Pokémon Black & White Discussion Thread
« on: September 16, 2010, 03:17:04 AM »
To that fifth gym leader I must say, "YEEEEEEEEEE HAWWWWWWWW!"

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Entertainment / Re: GENERAL COMIC BOOK THREAD (MANGA NOT ALLOWED)
« on: September 16, 2010, 03:15:23 AM »
I understand. BTW, allow me to post something which has really explained the way I feel about that ever-recurring subject here in this topic. I read this on /co/, and it seemed pretty fit for this.


"1995 was not a particularly good year. Sixth grade and the onset of puberty are difficult enough for the average twelve year-old boy, let alone a friendless one with Tourette Syndrome and an unfailing ability to alienate everyone around him. I suppose that is why, in the midst of the much-derided “Clone Saga,” that I began a life-long love affair with comic books, and with the Amazing Spider-Man in particular. In Peter Parker, I found a sort of salvation. Here was a man who was hopelessly at odds with the world around him, completely consumed by the weight of his own guilt. Nevertheless, he was a man who fought endlessly to protect those unable to protect themselves, and who went home every night to a woman whose physical beauty was matched only by the depths of compassion and love in her soul.

I cannot overstate how much that meant to me; a role model, however fictional, who suffered the same ostracism at the hands of his peers as I did mine, but who eventually grew out of it. He gained the respect of his classmates, the friendship of his high school nemesis, and the love of a beautiful woman. In short, he went through hell and came out on top. Granted, he would occasionally deal with minor setbacks (being framed for murder, thinking he was a clone, John Byrne), but he always rose above it all. Your time is too valuable to be spent reading yet another diatribe against the editorial decision to allow Peter Parker (the man who could not bring himself to kill the arch-enemy who both knew his secret identity and who had casually extinguished the life of his first great love) make a deal with the Marvel analogue of Satan. Far too much has already been written about “One More Day,” from CAPITAL LETTER RANTS penned by John Q. Fanboy to articles by commentators far more eloquent than I. No, instead, I thought I might offer a slightly more personal reflection on the controversy, especially in light of the recently concluded “One Moment in Time.”

Peter Parker has always been a uniquely organic character within the framework of the greater Marvel Universe. He graduated high school and fell in love, only to have both his heart and the metaphorical innocence of the silver age of comics ripped violently away. A character that had been previously written as little more than a “party-girl” foil for the sainted Gwen Stacy ended up pulling him back from the well of his grief. Peter and Mary Jane fell in love, only for the uncertainty of youth to pull them apart. Our hero tried his luck with a romance based on the mask rather than the man, yet found himself inexorably pulled back to Mary Jane Watson. Shortly thereafter, they married. Mary Jane was a woman who, unlike dear Gwen, knew of Peter’s double life and loved him all the more for it. Peter replaced self-aggrandizing photography (a holdover from Ditko’s interest in Randian philosophy that was always in tension with Peter’s role as a hero) with the selfless life of a teacher. Finally, he shattered the mold of the “loser loner” with his acceptance into the lofty ranks of Earth’s Mightiest Heroes. In short, he grew up.

As my adolescent life became increasingly unappealing, I found myself escaping more and more into the life of Peter Parker. It did not matter if the stories were “Marvel Tales” reprints, new issues bearing a hefty $1.50 cover price, or those rare, musty gems that were stumbled upon during a treasured Saturday at the comic shop while my long- suffering father waited patiently in the car grading papers. Every outlet into the world of Peter Parker was a lifeline; every glimpse of that world was a sign from God that if I refused to surrender to the contempt of my peers and my own self-loathing, I would make it through the day. I would end up a winner, like Peter.

In first college and then law school, I found life changed more suddenly and dramatically than I would have thought possible. Although I still don’t quite understand how it happened, I found my Tourette Syndrome under control and women showing an interest in me. Where before I was literally without a friend in the world, I now had the enviable task of choosing which group of friends with which I would spend my evening. At the same time, JMS and Mark Millar were masterfully writing tales of Peter and Mary Jane Watson Parker as mature and grounded late 20-somethings who triumphed over the trials life put in their way by drawing on their love for each other. All was right with the world.

When “One More Day” hit the stands, I was not particularly bothered by it on an emotional level. While I was disgusted over the decision to end the marriage in the hopes of making Peter more marketable (It is no coincidence that sales plummeted when “Brand New Day” reduced Peter to a pathetic hard-luck loser just as they did when John Byrne had Peter sleeping on the streets), the methodology was so mind-numbingly absurd that it failed to elicit emotion reaction.

However, where “One More Day” failed to weigh on my mind, “One Moment In Time” has succeeded in leaving an indelible scar on my soul. Please, do not think me prone to hyperbole, but that storyline has legitimately made me question the passion for comic books that I have had for the majority of my 27 years on this Earth.

Where J.M. DeMatteis’ magnum Spider-Man opus “The Gift” (Amazing Spider-Man #400) celebrated the indefatigable bonds of love between Peter, Mary Jane and May Parker, “One Moment in Time” reduced them to a maudlin caricature of what had gone before. I am not going to rehash the plot points of “One Moment in Time,” as I assume anyone who has actually read this far into this self -indulgent little essay has a general familiarity with what occurred. Suffice to say, the wedding never happened, and at story’s end, Mary Jane “frees” Peter from the “burden” of their failed relationship.

The personal poignancy of the story is made all the worse by recent events in my own life as (knock on wood) I have found my own happy ending. I am practicing law by day, while spending my nights and weekends with my own, personal Mary Jane Watson.

For three years now, I have been blessed with the love of one of those beautiful “popular girls,” something I would have thought impossible in high school. Imagine, then, my difficulty in reading a story where, in Peter Parker’s post- Faustian world, his once greatest source of strength has been perverted into a burden. Apparently, Peter need no longer feel guilty when he has drunken one-night stands, let alone casual sex with two woman in the space of five issues (Yes, this actually happened in a Spider-Man comic).

As I come to a close, I am reminded of Alan Moore’s message to comic book readers while writing as Dan Dreiberg. He tells us that we must never fall into the trap of letting habit replace passion. While my love for stories like “Kraven’s Last Hunt,” “The Child Within,” and Mark Millar’s nameless run on Marvel Knight’s Spider-Man will never fade, my passion for the ongoing adventures of Peter Parker has been replaced with the monotonous habit of reading comic books for the sake of reading comic books. I began this essay with a quote that I now return to now.

“Today. Today. My best friend. The best person I’ve ever known-set me free.” During what I can only pray was the darkest period of my life, Peter Parker was my best friend. I grew up with him, and now it is time to say goodbye. In a sense, he was the best person I have ever known, and with the conclusion of “One Moment in Time,” he has set me free."


It is quite well-written. And I feel the same way. I read alot of Spidey growing up, and to see this set in words... I think this last comic made alot of fans realise how much this means. It means they're free. No need to keep following something they really shouldn't look forward to. No sense to keep reading garbage simply due to force of habit. This is good.

I pretty much know that... if I EVER read a Marvel Spider-Man comic again, it won't be for a long, long time.

...newspaper strip still rules. Go Stan!

QFT, man.

Did Joey Q forget that most of the comic's consumer base is aging nerds like us? If you ask me, the marriage was never the reason for declining sales it was a combination of horrid storytelling through the 90s and the fact that comic books have more competition now than there was when he was popping zits. There isn't really much I can add to that.

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Entertainment / Re: GENERAL COMIC BOOK THREAD (MANGA NOT ALLOWED)
« on: September 15, 2010, 06:36:46 AM »
Oh no, I was saying that even if they brought Ted back, I doubt it'd have the same Blue & Gold feel to it as the classic Blue & Gold mainly because Booster Gold has evolved more as a character.

I'm not saying it can't be done. Far from it.


Ah, well-- anything's possible with Brightest Day still going on.

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Entertainment / Re: GENERAL COMIC BOOK THREAD (MANGA NOT ALLOWED)
« on: September 15, 2010, 04:52:34 AM »
Part of it has to do with Jamie being a completely different character than Ted so the "Blue and Gold" dynamic wouldn't be the same though I must admit not being intimately familiar with Blue Beetle and Booster Gold. While I readily acknowledge that they are excellent characters in their own right like Aquaman, they are just not my cup of tea.

I don't know exactly why but I have a hard time recognizing them as being part of the Justice League. The most likely explanation is that I'm more of a Silver/Bronze Age fan so my League was always the Satellite League. But I admit that the Justice League International was a needed breath of fresh air and an improvement over the Detroit League: the line-up made for all the wrong reasons.

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Entertainment / Re: GENERAL COMIC BOOK THREAD (MANGA NOT ALLOWED)
« on: September 14, 2010, 03:02:54 AM »
Of course, they had to "dumb" down Ronnie a bit (not that he was ever the sharpest knife in the drawer) my making it so that it was through Martin Stein's (Firestorm's other half for a while) advanced knowledge of nuclear physics and chemistry that Firestorm was able to do what he did throughout the 80s. I think Stormy's biggest draw during his tenure in the Satellite League was that he was the inexperienced rookie who was starry-eyed when he saw what his teammates did. That and to give someone for the Flash and Aquaman to slap upside the head.  :V

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Entertainment / Re: GENERAL COMIC BOOK THREAD (MANGA NOT ALLOWED)
« on: September 14, 2010, 01:50:35 AM »
Her first appearance was in Fury of Firestorm #7 and she was a bit of an anachronism as a French-Canadian terrorist (the separatist kind) because the FLQ pretty much fizzled out ten years eariler.

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Entertainment / Re: GENERAL COMIC BOOK THREAD (MANGA NOT ALLOWED)
« on: September 14, 2010, 12:42:26 AM »
Firestorm did have a respectable rogues gallery back in the day like the aforementioned Killer Frost, who isn't even the original. There was Multiplex, Typhoon, the Hyena (both dead from what I recall), Plastique, the Black Bison, and possibly a few others I missed. There are probably enough to make another go at a series but said series probably would last like Volume 3, which was 35 issues long. Volume 1 was axed at 6 issues because it came out during the DC implosion, and it's quite an astonishment that Volume 2 (alternately known as "The Fury of Firestorm") lasted 100 issues. Though part of that can be attributed to John Ostrander's run after creator Gerry Conway ran out of steam.

The more you know.  8D

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Entertainment / Re: GENERAL COMIC BOOK THREAD (MANGA NOT ALLOWED)
« on: September 13, 2010, 09:44:18 PM »
There's a rumor going around that all the major players in the Brightest Day biweekly are going to get their own series. Hawkman and Firestorm have my interest, Martian Manhunter and Deadman maybe, but I'll pass on Aquaman. I'm entirely sure why but Aquaman never appealed to me, all his supporting characters were far more enticing to me. Heck, Mera is the only reason why I'm following the Aquaman portions. That and Johns' writing with Reis' pencils.

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Entertainment / Re: GENERAL COMIC BOOK THREAD (MANGA NOT ALLOWED)
« on: August 31, 2010, 06:22:43 AM »
Leave it to Morrison to write something so epic, and to have a vision of the far, FAR future.

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Entertainment / Re: GENERAL COMIC BOOK THREAD (MANGA NOT ALLOWED)
« on: August 31, 2010, 04:46:49 AM »
Does DC One Million fit anywhere into this?

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Entertainment / Re: GENERAL COMIC BOOK THREAD (MANGA NOT ALLOWED)
« on: August 29, 2010, 05:09:37 AM »
In regards to "One Moment in Time", I found this while cruising TV Tropes. Magical Platypus, I would pay good money to see "Breaking the Deal" in four-color format.

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Excuse me, STM, but EV/IV training is not seeing Pokemon as math formulas.  You're thinking of Shoddy battlers.  EV/IV training is a simple matter of having no life.

Which fits the bill for me since I bred Torchics Magical Platypus knows how many times.

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Entertainment / Re: GENERAL COMIC BOOK THREAD (MANGA NOT ALLOWED)
« on: August 26, 2010, 05:40:55 AM »
Darkseid fell through existance. Made a hole in the universe. Batman made it so he and him had a situation where neither had any kind of preptime. Then he faced a God. In the end, humanity stood face to face with evil itself. And when things looked the bleakest, they looked the darkness in the eye, and said:

"Gotcha."

...now Batman is hurtling through time, remembering only what he is. And setting forth all the events and coincidences that grant the Batman legacy to be true, becoming the true symbol of good versus evil.

That is freakin' awesome!

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Entertainment / Re: GENERAL COMIC BOOK THREAD (MANGA NOT ALLOWED)
« on: August 26, 2010, 01:32:08 AM »
Huh? What happened? I'm not much of a Batman reader.

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Entertainment / Re: At The Movies With RPM
« on: August 25, 2010, 06:47:15 AM »
Way ahead of ya, I watched it a few months ago and I was impressed. This going from a guy who never rekindled his childhood love of TMNT.

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Entertainment / Re: DC Animated Universe Thread
« on: August 25, 2010, 06:43:36 AM »
Hey, you're preaching to the wrong guy! I really like her outfit!  8D

Why am I not surprised? I think her costume alone could pull in a few Playboy subscribers.

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Entertainment / Re: GENERAL COMIC BOOK THREAD (MANGA NOT ALLOWED)
« on: August 25, 2010, 06:41:24 AM »
Avengers Academy, Avengers: The Children's Crusade, and Invincible Iron Man are the Marvel titles I'm currently reading. Oh, and did anyone catch the Metool cameo in Avengers Academy #3?

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Indeed. DS games are only compatible with WEA encryption, which is less secure that WPA/WPA2 encryption (that is compatible with the Wii) but the odd thing is that WPA-compatible devices started coming on to the market in 2003. So I wonder why Nintendo did not make their DS games WPA-friendly when the technology existed at the DS's release. I don't think we will ever know why.

However, I have an inkling that the 5th Generation will be able to work with WPA encryption, but you need a DSi for that.

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Entertainment / Re: GENERAL COMIC BOOK THREAD (MANGA NOT ALLOWED)
« on: August 19, 2010, 07:03:12 PM »
Just got into reading my first WildStorm series, Planetary by Warren Ellis. I'm digging it. It's like X-Files on steroids (and I [tornado fang]ing loved X-Files).

I heard good things about it, are there any trades?

In other news, what are everyone's impressions on Brightest Day? I'm currently finding the Deadman, Firestorm, and Martian Manhunter portions but not so much the Hawks or Aquaman's. The former is a shame because I always liked Hawkman.

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Entertainment / Re: GENERAL COMIC BOOK THREAD (MANGA NOT ALLOWED)
« on: August 11, 2010, 05:52:15 AM »


...what?

...MAKE UP YOUR MIND QUESADA

So Pete and MJ are married again? I'm confused.

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Entertainment / Re: GENERAL COMIC BOOK THREAD (MANGA NOT ALLOWED)
« on: August 10, 2010, 06:51:54 AM »
It's one of the enduring romances in the DCU. It would be a real shame to simply drop it, again.

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Fan Creations / Re: Quickie's Stuff.
« on: August 10, 2010, 06:44:52 AM »
Is that second one from the bottom Carrie Fisher? I definitely get that vibe.

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Off The Wall / Re: Pizza: How do you roll?
« on: August 10, 2010, 06:39:13 AM »
I had a Spicy Peorgy pizza from Boston Pizza. I don't know what potatoes they use but it lives up to its name, and the sour cream they use... *drool*

Oddly enough, the chain is from Edmonton, and not Boston. I don't know why they named it that way though.

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Entertainment / Re: GENERAL COMIC BOOK THREAD (MANGA NOT ALLOWED)
« on: August 10, 2010, 06:33:13 AM »
Well, it's not over until Dinah signs the divorce papers, all she did was leave the ring. :P

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