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Roleplay / Re: RPM POKEMON ADVENTURE THING
« on: April 23, 2013, 06:14:32 AM »
(Oh ho ho! That is just the beginning of what I have planned... and Quickie's fridge apparently contains a portal to Pallet Town. 
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Roleplay / Re: RPM POKEMON ADVENTURE THING
« on: April 23, 2013, 06:04:54 AM »
(I like to believe that Pyro is the living embodiment of chaos and he's not done with Giovanni just yet. )
Pyro somehow managed to sneak into Giovanni's secret office and swiveled around in the chair when the door opened. Loki sat in his lap while Mr. Spook's smile appeared on the Rocket boss' shadow. One had to wonder why the boy showed no fear of the most powerful man in Kanto. He stroked the tuft of fur around the Zorua's neck.
"So this is what an uber-rich megalomaniac's office looks like," he said and started pressing buttons on Giovanni's desk, "Where do you keep the Sharpedoes with laser cannons on their heads, and want to pet my platypus?"
)Pyro somehow managed to sneak into Giovanni's secret office and swiveled around in the chair when the door opened. Loki sat in his lap while Mr. Spook's smile appeared on the Rocket boss' shadow. One had to wonder why the boy showed no fear of the most powerful man in Kanto. He stroked the tuft of fur around the Zorua's neck.
"So this is what an uber-rich megalomaniac's office looks like," he said and started pressing buttons on Giovanni's desk, "Where do you keep the Sharpedoes with laser cannons on their heads, and want to pet my platypus?"
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Roleplay / Re: RPM POKEMON ADVENTURE THING
« on: April 22, 2013, 02:40:07 PM »
Giovanni's day would get even worse as Pyro effortlessly gave Giovanni's mooks the slip and pulled out a permanent marker. In a blur he sketched a bushy mustache on the Rocket's boss' lip and climbed up his back to place a green cap (with an "L" on the front) on his head.
"Momma mia! Maybe you should stomp on a couple Parasects and maybe a Wartortle then you could be 'super.'"
He turned to Giovanni's desk and held his nose.
"You know that's not a toilet, right?" he asked and then shrugged with his free arm, "At least it's not on fire."
And Pyro just had to say it because the pile of litter on Giovanni's desk spontaneously combusted into a towering inferno, which set off the fire sprinklers on the floor. Any mook or administrator unfortunate to work there heard a brief crackle before their computer screens suddenly went blank to say nothing of how the gushing water ruined Ariana hair after she just had it styled yesterday. Loki snickered and Pyro bolted off to get outta dodge.
(Ah, I love making a crime boss' life harder, and how can I be called "Pyro" if something did not burst into flame?
)
"Momma mia! Maybe you should stomp on a couple Parasects and maybe a Wartortle then you could be 'super.'"
He turned to Giovanni's desk and held his nose.
"You know that's not a toilet, right?" he asked and then shrugged with his free arm, "At least it's not on fire."
And Pyro just had to say it because the pile of litter on Giovanni's desk spontaneously combusted into a towering inferno, which set off the fire sprinklers on the floor. Any mook or administrator unfortunate to work there heard a brief crackle before their computer screens suddenly went blank to say nothing of how the gushing water ruined Ariana hair after she just had it styled yesterday. Loki snickered and Pyro bolted off to get outta dodge.
(Ah, I love making a crime boss' life harder, and how can I be called "Pyro" if something did not burst into flame?
)
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Roleplay / Re: RPM POKEMON ADVENTURE THING
« on: April 22, 2013, 06:28:09 AM »
(I would say he is off the wall and bouncing off the ceiling.)
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Roleplay / Re: RPM POKEMON ADVENTURE THING
« on: April 22, 2013, 06:18:47 AM »
(I'm going to assume he entered through the Trainer House/Pokemon Academy closet.)
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Roleplay / Re: RPM POKEMON ADVENTURE THING
« on: April 22, 2013, 06:10:44 AM »
For some inexplicable, reason Pyro walked out of the men's room at Quickie's restaurant with a spring in his step, his trusty Zorua on his shoulder, and
a vaguely familiar tune. He skipped towards the supply closet and slammed the door shut. When the door creaked open, the closet was empty save for a mop and other janitorial supplies. So where did he go? A door near Giovanni opened and Pyro jumped out. He turned to the Rocket Boss beaming with a goofy smirk.
Pyro: Hey Luigi! Do you know where I can find the closet to Pallet Town?
The boy somehow learned to jump through spacetime using closets. Somewhere in another dimension, Palkia weeps.
(My triumphant return breaks time and space. Hooray!)
| whistling | |
Pyro: Hey Luigi! Do you know where I can find the closet to Pallet Town?
The boy somehow learned to jump through spacetime using closets. Somewhere in another dimension, Palkia weeps.
(My triumphant return breaks time and space. Hooray!)
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Forum Games / Re: "What Are You Thinking Now?"
« on: April 18, 2013, 06:51:51 AM »
Pants are the enemy and should therefore be removed.
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Forum Games / Re: Add a caption to the previous poster's avatar, ROUND TWO!
« on: April 13, 2013, 09:06:32 PM »
Stare into my eyes and I will fed on your sooooooooul!
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Forum Games / Re: "What Are You Thinking Now?"
« on: April 12, 2013, 03:46:06 PM »
Beaver bites man Belarus! More at eleven!
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bpj1zgyfScM[/youtube]
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bpj1zgyfScM[/youtube]
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Gaming / Re: Pokemon Generation VI: Pokemon X and Pokemon Y
« on: April 07, 2013, 03:07:52 AM »
Mewtwo-point-one?
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Off The Wall / Re: Reposted Picture Thread (56K Warning)
« on: April 07, 2013, 03:05:44 AM »
A bacon cheeseburger pizza I made from scratch.
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Forum Games / Re: "What Are You Thinking Now?"
« on: April 02, 2013, 03:22:21 AM »
I have been on vacation for the past week. Did I miss anything Earth-shattering?
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Forum Games / Re: "What Are You Thinking Now?"
« on: April 01, 2013, 02:44:02 PM »
Tapping maple trees is for saps.
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Roleplay / Re: Wushu Campaign! Index in first post. Signups closed. GAME UNDERWAY!
« on: March 21, 2013, 04:34:25 PM »
(I am going to have to ask somebody to take control of Greedo for the next week because I am going to be tapping maple trees in the Ottawa Valley.)
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Gaming / Re: Pokemon Generation VI: Pokemon X and Pokemon Y
« on: March 16, 2013, 06:45:50 AM »Wow that's nuts.
Well, there is a bit of strategy to it. Gyarados has quite a bit of bulk so he can survive a non-electric hit well enough. Just get that Dragon Dance boost up and equip him with a Life Orb and you got a one-mon wrecking machine.
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Gaming / Re: Pokemon Generation VI: Pokemon X and Pokemon Y
« on: March 16, 2013, 06:42:20 AM »Yeah I hear Ferrothorns cause that.
I also flattened one opponent with my Gyarados (who had the hidden ability "Moxie") after one Dragon Dance.
My Subway Conkeldurr is a total boss. I bred Drain Punch and Mach Punch onto it.
Bulk Up also helps.
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Gaming / Re: Pokemon Generation VI: Pokemon X and Pokemon Y
« on: March 16, 2013, 06:37:32 AM »
I cannot recall exactly what team I was using in Random Matchup but I believe it was: Garchomp, Gyarados, Conkeldurr, Gengar, Jolteon, and Ferrothorn. It was surprisingly effective, I even got caught in a war of attrition with my Ferrothorn and my opponent rage quit after ten minutes. That was oddly satisfying.
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Gaming / Re: Pokemon Generation VI: Pokemon X and Pokemon Y
« on: March 16, 2013, 06:27:36 AM »I'd be game. Haven't battled anyone in a while!
I am a bit rusty myself. I even forgot what team I am using!
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Gaming / Re: Pokemon Generation VI: Pokemon X and Pokemon Y
« on: March 16, 2013, 06:23:02 AM »Oh I already have a few teams at LVL 100. I'm still leveling the ones I love!
Then remind me to challenge to a battle sometime. We can see who has the crazier naming scheme.
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Gaming / Re: Pokemon Generation VI: Pokemon X and Pokemon Y
« on: March 16, 2013, 06:17:43 AM »In training news, Samurific (Gallade) is finally LVL100. Soon yet another Pyre Heart will be, followed by Creepy (Gengar).
Already have most of my team up to Lv. 100 due to my obsessiveness (though life has distracted me again.) BW2 actually makes it easier with Join Avenue where where it is possible to level up a Pokemon by three levels a day, provided you have the money.
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Forum Games / Re: "What Are You Thinking Now?"
« on: March 14, 2013, 08:30:11 PM »
I wonder if I put too much mustard and vinegar in my homemade barbeque sauce.
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Roleplay / Re: Wushu Campaign! Index in first post. Signups closed. GAME UNDERWAY!
« on: March 12, 2013, 03:27:41 PM »
(Greedo rolls for "Bounty Hunter")
Greedo fired his blaster one more and and then stopped to unclip one of smoke grenades he brought with him on the mission. He tossed it at the guards and it released a cloud of opaque smoke that made it near-impossible for their adversaries to see them. He could, however, make us their shadows in the hazed and fired his blaster to shoot one in the head before it got too thick.
"How is that, Rust Bucket?" He snipped at !G-88.
Greedo fired his blaster one more and and then stopped to unclip one of smoke grenades he brought with him on the mission. He tossed it at the guards and it released a cloud of opaque smoke that made it near-impossible for their adversaries to see them. He could, however, make us their shadows in the hazed and fired his blaster to shoot one in the head before it got too thick.
"How is that, Rust Bucket?" He snipped at !G-88.
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Fan Creations / Re: Quickie's Stuff.
« on: March 12, 2013, 06:06:00 AM »The hate is swelling!
Is there not a cream to alleviate that?
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Forum Games / Re: "What Are You Thinking Now?"
« on: March 12, 2013, 06:02:58 AM »I bought a German military-issue nightshirt the other day. It's very comfy.
Whoa! The German Army issues nightshirts? Do they have them in XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXL for when I go kaiju-sized?
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Forum Games / Re: "What Are You Thinking Now?"
« on: March 12, 2013, 05:54:22 AM »Well so far he's been driving Asch crazy.
Maybe I should up the ante with this classic...
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SMhwddNQSWQ[/youtube]
Anyone want to join my crew for this production?