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Roleplay / Re: RPM POKEMON ADVENTURE THING
« on: April 28, 2013, 08:23:36 PM »
"So is this the best Cinnabar Volcano Burger?" Pyro asked the proprietor of a nearby burger stand as he salivated at the crackling meat on the grill.

"Dat's what it says on the sign kid," the owner said, slipping his spatula under the patty and flipped it into the air before catching it and slamming the uncooked side on the grill with unlikely finesse.

Pyro watched with anticipation as the dark-skinned man dressed the buns with spicy mayo, jalapenos, onions, and the stand's special hot sauce before he dropped two slices of Monterrey Jack on the patty. The cheese oozed all over the meat when Pyro pressed his face against the glass and his followed the burger when the owner took it off the grill and sandwiched it between the bun. He then placed in a basket with an order of fries and slid it to an eagerly awaiting Pyro who then held it up and triumphantly announced...

"BURGER GET!" 8)

A jingle sounded from the nearby studio as Pyro, Loki, and Memphis celebrated.

The somewhat bewildered recoiled for a moment and then shook his head and he punched in the order on the cash register. "Dat'll be a thousand Pokedollars. So if ya don't mind me askin', didja come 'ere to challenge the Gym?"

Pyro gawped at him, "Huh? My quest is complete and it's now time to eat! HUZZAH!"

He slammed a gold bar on the counter and ran off with his Pokemon trailing him. The owner blinked and then surreptitiously stashed it under the counter and muttered something about, "finally being able to retire to Slateport City." Pyro ran to a nearby bench to chow down, unaware that someone was watching from nearby.

1002
Roleplay / Re: RPM POKEMON ADVENTURE THING
« on: April 27, 2013, 06:12:45 AM »
(Hey Quickie! Whatever happened to 007? 8D)

1003
Roleplay / Re: RPM POKEMON ADVENTURE THING
« on: April 27, 2013, 06:04:17 AM »
(I will probably get back to Pyro tomorrow night. Got a comic con to attend. 8D)

1004
Roleplay / Re: RPM POKEMON ADVENTURE THING
« on: April 26, 2013, 05:15:11 PM »
Cinnabar Island. Famous for its volcano, bustling tourist industry, and arcane experiments that create godlike psychic kitties. It was a day like any other on the bustling beaches of the north shore with women in two-piece bikinis absorbing the sun rays while the surfers caught some monster waves. One particularly stunning brunette was lying on her front with her straps untied when a particularly unattractive man loomed over her. He was the kind of guy who would shave in a fortnight with a unibrow and huge nose that was slightly crooked. The beauty looked up to see the mat of black fur that covered his body his his chest down to his toes and how his his belly poked out and jiggled but the thing that disgusted her the most was his bright red speedo that accentuated a bulge see did not need or want to see. The lecherous stranger combed his greasy black hair back and smiled at her.

"Hey babe," he said, "Need someone to rub the lotion on your back."

"I am fine, thank you," she replied an icy but courteous tone.

"C'mon," The stranger insisted, "I'm the really gentlemanly type. I won't anywhere I shouldn't. Not unless you want me to."

The beauty shuddered when he expectantly raised his brow and turned away, "Leave me alone, please."

"Hey! I'm not gonna take 'no' for an answer babe," he replied and feigned an indignant tone, "Not unless you let me take you to--"

A low rumbling sound cut him off and everyone on the beach stopped to feel the sand beneath them shade. In the distance, they could see a massive wave rolling towards them. What they did not see was the young boy riding it on the back of an Empoleon with the a Zorua clinging to his shoulder. Pyro hummed a theme from a
famous television show
as the beach drew closer. He effortlessly skimmed cross the wave and stayed one step ahead as it crashed on to the sand and washed up on the street. By some divine providence, no one was caught in the current when the wave retreated. No one except for the unibrowed stranger who vainly struggled against the current but found himself swept out to sea and into a group of particularly nasty looking Tentacruel. The stranger scream when one of them stung him in the posterior and swam away with some irate Jellyfish Pokemon in hot pursuit.

Pyro, on the other hand, was quite pleased with himself when he dismounted Memphis and danced along the giant penguin.

"Aw yeah," he shouted while shaking his hips and shuffled to the left, "That was awesome! Let's go find that ultimate Cinnabar Volcano Burger!"

The stranger's panicked screams echoed in the background but Pyro seemed to be oblivious to them and bounded into town with his entourage. No one seemed to mind his girly wails either as the beach resumed its bustle.

(And yes, I'm a huge fan of Hawaii Five-0.
This
has to be my favorite scene in the entire [new] series.  8))

1005
Roleplay / Re: RPM POKEMON ADVENTURE THING
« on: April 26, 2013, 05:37:21 AM »
(Complete with nifty hat!)

1006
Roleplay / Re: RPM POKEMON ADVENTURE THING
« on: April 25, 2013, 07:10:27 PM »
(I believe Wikipedia can explain the term better, but I use "Fifth Beatle" as a term for either an unknown or informal member of a group. Lt. PB's Jolteon being the case as Sakura did not know about it.)

1007
Roleplay / Re: RPM POKEMON ADVENTURE THING
« on: April 25, 2013, 07:03:54 PM »
(So does that make his Jolteon the metaphorical "fifth Beatle?")

1008
Roleplay / Re: RPM POKEMON ADVENTURE THING
« on: April 25, 2013, 04:25:44 PM »
"ARGH!" Professor Oak yelled out in equal measures of shock and shame as his face turned a deep crimson. He instinctively covered his face and kept on scream, "Don't look at me! DON'T LOOK AT ME!"
 
Daisy began wail loudly as her grandfather was clearly not the man she thought he was. The mailman and gardener raucously laughed and nearly busted their collective guts doing so. Professor Roble dropped to his knees and prayed to Arceus in Spanish for Oak's condemned soul while George Takei gave Professor Oak a flirty eyebrow lift. Pyro, on the other hand, simply stared at him blankly and the Professor's angry glare focused on him like a pair of twin lasers. One could almost hear his teeth grinding as Pyro pulled out his platypus.

"Pet my platypus?" the boy asked innocuously.

Every vein on Professor Oak's forehead bulged before he erupted like a long-dormant volcano. Moments later, the front door to his laboratory opened and he booted Pyro out; the trainer flew in an arc with his monotreme behind him before he landed on the dirt road on the other side of his front gate.

"AND STAY OUT YOU RUFFIAN!" Oak yelled at Pyro before slamming the door.

"But I have a parcel for you from Viridian, Professor Smokes-a-lot!" Pyro called out as he up the parcel and waved it around.

The front door opened and Professor Oak (forgetting that he was still wearing the Clefairy costume) ran out and greedily snatched it from him, "Give me that."

Then the professor noticed that the neighbors were all staring him and the old lady across the street let out a gasp before she fainted. Pyro took advantage of this awkward moment to pick up his platypus and run away as fast as he could. Professor Oak let loose a raw and guttural scream that could be hurt all the way to Cinnabar (Pyro has that effect on people) and even created something of a psychic cry as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced. Pyro came screeching to a halt when he arrived on the beach where his destination lay to the south.

He turned to the direction of Oak's lab, "Maybe he doesn't like platypuses."

The trainer shrugged and pulled a Pokeball from his belt, "Time to rock, Memphis!"

His Empoleon (complete like Elvis-like pompadour)  popped out of its Pokeball and gyrated its hips while singing in a deep baritone before it plopped onto the waves on its stomach. Pyro spun around at high speed and was clad in only in a pair of swimming trunks when he came to a stop. He jumped on Memphis' back and pointed in the direction of Cinnabar and looked to Loki on his shoulder. (And oddly enough, the Zorua was wearing a colorful Hawaiian shirt.)

"Everybody's going surfing," he sang out, "Surfing USA!"

(So, did Mewtwo sense that disturbance in the Force? 8))

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Forum Games / Re: "What Are You Thinking Now?"
« on: April 25, 2013, 05:59:26 AM »
Well, I thought he was rather awesome  in "Hereafter" when he took on a pack of mutant wolves with only a hammer and a sword while powerless.

1010
Forum Games / Re: "What Are You Thinking Now?"
« on: April 25, 2013, 05:12:58 AM »
I think the producers of JL were placing more emphasis on him being the team's tactician and strategist. For example, how he convinced his Justice Lord counterpart that their crusade was not as righteous as they thought and he single-handedly defeated Doctor Destiny.

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Forum Games / Re: "What Are You Thinking Now?"
« on: April 25, 2013, 04:54:15 AM »
Quote from: Archetype on April 25, 2013, 04:41:53 AM
On another note, I think Batman is severely underplayed in JL and Unlimited.

Huh? Batman received ample exposure in JL and Unlimited to my memory and proved instrumental in many of their victories. Even to the point where I (affectionately) call him "Batty Sue."

1012
Forum Games / Re: "What Are You Thinking Now?"
« on: April 25, 2013, 04:27:25 AM »
They pretty much do it to every invulnerable character to show how dangerous a villain or threat is. Luckily somebody at Justice League took a hint.

1013
Roleplay / Re: RPM POKEMON ADVENTURE THING
« on: April 25, 2013, 02:09:53 AM »
 (This makes me so happy! I dealt a setback to Team Rocket. On another note, it appears we have a Mewtwo/Giovanni subplot. Am I in the ballpark?

Oh, and I hope DWII is ready for a show down on Cinnabar. 8))

1014
Roleplay / Re: Wilypocalypse NOW
« on: April 24, 2013, 07:02:13 PM »
(Cat Lady goes commando on DWII? 8D)

1015
Roleplay / Re: Wilypocalypse NOW
« on: April 24, 2013, 06:47:37 PM »
Or it would have been if "Pyro" were not actually Bob Hoskins who bought the former WDS and repurposed it as his vacation home. In fact, the cluster of WDSes was actually veritable neighborhood where all the C-List celebrities kicked up their feet. The genuine Pyro was actually the guide on an interplanetary tour bus full of Hungarian tourists.

"To your left you can see the houses of Mickey Rooney and the late Larry Hagman's hat," he said into the microphone and directed their attention to the right of the bus, "And to your right is the Cat Lady from 'the Simpsons.'"

And indeed the Cat Lady floated towards the bus wearing a space suit tethered to her space station by an air hose. She yelled in random gibberish and tosses several suits (all in space suits) at them. Then the tour bus passed by the genuine WDSII.

"Here we have the Wily Death Star II where a mad scientist is executing his doomed plan to conquer the world," Pyro continued, "No flash photography, please."

The tour bus then turned in the direction of the SexStation.

1016
Roleplay / Re: Wushu Campaign! Index in first post. Signups closed. GAME UNDERWAY!
« on: April 24, 2013, 02:57:53 PM »
"Just try to not get killed," Greedo said to Bossk with a tinge of sarcasm that was undetectable to the not-so-bright.

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Roleplay / Re: Wilypocalypse NOW
« on: April 24, 2013, 12:01:58 AM »
(I am just going to go flying blind here.)

Another voice added itself to those admiring the crystal.

"Wow! Pretty!

Pyro materialized from out of nowhere. He was standing on the ceiling (since he forgot the laws of gravity) while he held a can of Dr. Pepper in his paw. Drops of the sugary drink dripped to the floor and dangerously close to the nearby consoles.

1018
Roleplay / Re: RPM POKEMON ADVENTURE THING
« on: April 23, 2013, 06:43:14 PM »
(I sure as heck do not want to know.)

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Roleplay / Re: RPM POKEMON ADVENTURE THING
« on: April 23, 2013, 06:14:25 PM »
Pyro headed off to Professor Oak's quarters and saw that the door was locked when he jiggled the knob. With his curiosity peaked, he pressed his ear against the door to hear a strange noise. It was not the Professor talking, more like guttural noises like grunts and moans with the creak of bed springs in the background. While Pyro tried to make sense of it, Mr. Spook slipped out of his Pokeball and slid under the crack in his two-dimensional form. The Shadow Pokemon sneakily unlocked the door and opened it. Pyro's eyes widened and his jaw hung slack. The Professor's granddaughter, Daisy, came around with a tray, two cups, and a steaming teapot.

"I thought we could have tea this," her voice trailed off when she caught a glimpse him and dropped the tray, "Grandpa!"

Then the mailman came, then the gardener, and then his non-union Mexican counterpart Professor Roble who cried out "Aye Crumba!" Even George Takei stopped by and joined in the shocked and judgmental gazes and added to the chorus with a stunned,
"Oh my!"


Professor Oak stood there clad in a Clefairy costume, jumping on the bed with Red's mother who was dressed as a Jigglypuff. His dark secret was laid to bare, Professor Oak was... A FURRY!

(8D)

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Roleplay / Re: RPM POKEMON ADVENTURE THING
« on: April 23, 2013, 03:15:46 PM »
Pyro popped out of Professor Oak's toaster and nearly scared a poor assistant half (who was waiting for his Pop-Tarts) to death. The gangly graduate student teetered backwards and fell to the floor with his jaw wide open. The trainer held a bottle of Mango Lemonade in his hand and took a long swig of it.

"Ah," he said after a refreshed sigh, "Quickie was right this stuff is the nectar of Arceus!"

He gazed at the assistant who lay in front of him with the assistant's skin pale and this body frozen like a glacier. Once he finished chunging the mango lemonade, Pyro tossed it into the recycling bin across the room and jumped off the counter.

"So Urkel," he said, "Where's the Prof? I got a special delivery!"

1021
Roleplay / Re: RPM POKEMON ADVENTURE THING
« on: April 23, 2013, 07:33:14 AM »
(Just to note: Pyro pretty much angers Dialga and Palkia because his presence warps time and space. I mean, how can he go on a several-day journey while you guys are still in Saffron? :P)

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Roleplay / Re: RPM POKEMON ADVENTURE THING
« on: April 23, 2013, 07:00:12 AM »
Bored with Giovanni, Pyro jumped into his front closet. Half a region away Quickie's closet swung open and the certifiably-nuts trainer tumbled out. Unfortunately, his violation of physical laws attracted the attention and ire of Palkia who stuck his head out and roared. Pyro scrambled to the kitchen to grab a broom and push the legendary Pokemon back. Yes, he pushed the undisputed lord of space back. With a broom. Once he forced Palkia back into the closet, Pyro slammed the door and quietly walked past the assembled group and slightly nodded to acknowledge them.

"Quickie. Mewtwo. Trainers A, B, and C. Very fashionable lamp."

He stepped back into the kitchen and opened her fridge. He hopped in but to where was anyone's guess.

(Sorry if I'm intruding. I was wanting to do that all day.)

1023
Off The Wall / Re: The NSFW Ecchi Thread! (NO NUDITY)
« on: April 23, 2013, 06:42:10 AM »
Whoa, is that even legal in the old Republic? :o

1024
Roleplay / Re: RPM POKEMON ADVENTURE THING
« on: April 23, 2013, 06:40:28 AM »
(So I drove Giovanni to the drink, sort of? Awesome!)

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Roleplay / Re: RPM POKEMON ADVENTURE THING
« on: April 23, 2013, 06:24:00 AM »
(Well, I have demonstrated that Pyro uses closets for transportation, why not household appliances?  ;))

Only to find a Wailord swimming in his swimming pool or it would have been if the leviathan was not too big. It blew a spout of water from its blowhole, which launched Pyro high into the air and he twisted his body in midair like a gymnast and made a perfect landing. He raised his hard and a previously nonexistent audience applauded while the judges gave their scores.

"?, e=mc2, bermuda shorts, can of Dr. Pepper"

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