It's E3!
It's E3!
It's E3!
Twenty Thirteen!
(repeat 2x)
Patiently awaiting for E3
All the really huge games at E3
Oh no, will I have to time to watch E3
When you least expect it, BOOM it's E3
I have to go pee, but no, it's E3
Even while browsing RPM, it's E3
*instrumental*
Nintendo's taking the backseat at E3
The one place to to see who wins is E3
Microsoft will likely tank badly at E3
Will Sony truly deliver here at E3?
It's E3!
It's E3!
It's E3!
Twenty Thirteen!
(repeat 2x)
Here we go!
Let's tune in!
It's E3!
Twenty Thirteen!
I can't hold my anticipation, for it's E3
Such awesome tech to be shown at E3
Oh no, hopefully not another remake at E3
Who will show the orgasmic games at E3
Who will be the train-wreck at E3
Innovation will be rightly measured here at E3
Gamers arrive with cameras in hand at E3
Developers please don't shame yourselves at E3
The fanboys are going wild because of E3
Someone better amaze us as we watch E3
Can't you just smell it in the air?
The countdown is reaching its point, what are you waiting for!?
*instrumental*
Now that we have that out of the way for E3
It's time to watch the fireworks fly, oh my
Can't wait, it's all up to fate, are you ready?
Twenty Thirteen gifts us more E3
It's E3!
It's E3!
It's E3!
Twenty Thirteen!
(repeat 2x)
Lyrics by yours truly
IntroSince
last year's E3 thread had a song pardoy, I thought I'd do my own. I'm not a wordsmith like our ever-egotistical PB, but It gets the job done I suppose.
I'll add in Jelly's rule to make it more official:
I will only ask that before you think about doing something stupid or potentially stupid, heed this rule:
No flaming, no trolling, no psuedo trolling, no fanboy agendas, and no riling up folks. It'd be best if you all just kept whatever thoughts you had along those lines to yourself.
With that all said, kick back, relax and have fun with the rest of RPM!
E3 Event Schedule June 11
4:00 to 5:00 p.m.: Final Fantasy XIV Producer Letter Live Part 1 (Japanese)
5:00 to 6:00 p.m.: Square Enix Chan! at E3 Part 1 (Japanese)
June 12
10:00 to 11:00 a.m.: Square Enix Chan! at E3 Part 2 (Japanese)
3:00 to 4:00 p.m.: Lightning Returns: Final Fantasy XIII and Final Fantasy X | X-2 HD Remaster Interview (Japanese and English): Square Enix will ask Yoshinori Kitase and Motomu Toriyama your questions. Submit them here for Lightning Returns and here for X | X-2 HD Remaster.
4:00 to 5:00 p.m.: Final Fantasy XIV Battle Event Introduction (English)
5:00 to 6:00 p.m.: Lightning Returns: Final Fantasy XIII and Final Fantasy X | X-2 HD Remaster Interview (Japanese): Yoshinori Kitase and Motomu Toriyama answers questions sent in via Twitter based on the six themes.
June 13
2:00 to 3:00 p.m.: Final Fantasy XIV Producer Letter Live Part 2 (Japanese)
Other: Square Enix will host a media-only Final Fantasy event on June 11 from 12 to 1 p.m. dubbed “The Future of Final Fantasy.” Its specific contents were not detailed. It will not be streamed.
Twitch
Twitch will be live-broadcasting a large number of game demonstrations straight from E3, all day, each day the show floor is open. Here’s the schedule:
Tuesday, June 11
12:00pm – Saints Row IV (Volition Inc./Deep Silver)
12:20pm – Dungeon Defenders 2 (Trendy Entertainment)
12:40pm – The Bureau: XCOM Declassified (2K Games)
1:00pm – Charlie Murder (Microsoft Studios)
1:15pm – Ascend (Microsoft Studios)
1:30pm – Thief (Square Enix)
1:45pm – Murdered: Soul Suspect (Square Enix)
2:15pm – Tom Clancy’s Splinter Cell: Blacklist (Ubisoft)
2:30pm – TBA (Sony PlayStation/Santa Monica Studio)
3:00pm – Fantasia: Music Evolved! (Harmonix Music)
3:15pm – TBA (Adult Swim Games)
3:30pm – Borderlands 2: Tiny Tina’s Assault on Dragon’s Keep DLC (2K Games)
4:00pm – Super T.I.M.E. Force (Microsoft Studios)
4:15pm – Watch Dogs (Ubisoft)
4:30pm – Angry Video Game Nerd Adventures (ScrewAttack)
5:00pm – TBA (Warner Bros. Interactive Entertainment)
5:30pm – E3 Day Wrap Up w/Dennis Fong, CEO of Raptr
Wednesday, June 12
10:30am – Call of Duty: Ghosts (Activision)
10:45am – Destiny (Bungie/Activision)
11:00am – TBA (Electronic Arts)
11:35am – DuckTales Remastered (Capcom)
12:00pm – TBA (PopCap/Electronic Arts)
1:00pm – TBA (Microsoft Studios)
1:30pm – LEGO Marvel Heroes (Warner Bros. Interactive Entertainment)
1:45pm – Quantum Break (Remedy Entertainment)
2:00pm – TBA (Ubisoft)
2:15pm – TBA (Warner Bros. Interactive Entertainment)
2:30pm – Batman: Arkham Origins (Warner Bros. Interactive Entertainment)
3:00pm – The Wolf Among Us (Telltale Games)
3:15pm – Skylanders Swap Force (Activision)
3:45pm – Yaiba: Ninja Gaiden Z (Tecmo Koei)
4:00pm – TBA (Microsoft Studios)
4:30pm – Black Gold Online (Snail Games)
5:00pm – Defiance (Trion Worlds)
5:30pm – E3 Day Wrap Up
Thursday, June 13
10:30am – Final Fantasy XIV: A Realm Reborn (Square Enix)
10:45am – Rayman Legends (Ubisoft)
11:00am – The Elder Scrolls Online (Bethesda)
11:15am – Wolfenstein: The New Order (Bethesda)
11:30am – The Evil Within (Bethesda)
11:45am – Assassins Creed IV: Black Flag (Ubisoft)
12:00pm – Dead or Alive 5 Ultimate (Tecmo Koei)
12:15pm – Scribblenauts Unmasked: A DC Comics Adventure (Warner Bros. Interactive Entertainment)
12:30pm – Dragon’s Prophet (Sony Online Entertainment)
1:00pm – Warframe (Digital Extremes)
1:15pm – Need for Speed: Rivals (Electronic Arts)
1:30pm – Dust 514 (CCP)
2:00pm – Solstice Arena (Zynga)
2:45pm – Magic 2014: Duels of the Planeswalkers (Wizards of the Coast)
3:00pm – TBA (Microsoft Studios)
4:00pm – Breach & Clear (Gun Media)
4:30pm – E3 Show Wrap Up
And some Nintendo news:
When: June 11 at 7 a.m. PDT (find your local time)
Where: Nintendo.com (US), Nintendo.co.uk (EU), Nintendo.co.jp (JP)
Nintendo has confirmed it will show a new 3D Mario, Super Smash Bros., and Mario Kart for Wii U. The next project from Metroid Prime and Donkey Kong Country Returns developer Retro Studios is also expected.
The company should also shed light on other titles like The Legend of Zelda: Wind Waker HD, Monolith Soft’s new RPG, Yarn Yoshi, and Bayonetta 2. A few game announcements shouldn’t be put past them, either.
Capcom Schedule:Tuesday 11/6
1:00pm – Dungeons & Dragons
2:00pm – Lost Planet 3 multiplayer
3:00pm – TBD
4:00pm – DuckTales: Remastered
Wednesday 12/6
12:00pm – Project X Zone (with guests from Namco)
1:00pm – Dungeons & Dragons
2:00pm – Lost Planet 3 multiplayer
3:00pm – DuckTales: Remastered
4:00pm – Ace Attorney: Dual Destinies live Q&A with producer Motohide Eshiro
Thursday 13/6
1:00pm – Dungeons & Dragons
2:00pm – Lost Planet 3 multiplayer
3:00pm – DuckTales: Remastered (with WayForward)
4:00pm – TBD
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