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« on: August 12, 2014, 06:32:05 AM »
"Bring me another ale, lad! I wish to wash down the taste of this magnificent stew!" yelled out a man at the bar. Some of the other patrons were scared to approach this man, as he had the reputation around these lands as a Sorcerer of the Blackest Arts. Yet with his somewhat odd demeanor, they could not tell if his was jovial or merely driven insane due to the study of the dark arts.
"And an ale for my fellow bar mates as well." he said as the young barkeep brought the ale for him. "IN FACT....ALES FOR EVERYONE!!!" he yelled aloud before the bar cheered with glee. "TIS A TIME FOR ADVENTURE. FOR TREASURE AND TRIUMPH. FOR ROYALTY AND RICHES. FOR ALE AND WHORES GALORE! HAHAH..." he said as he got slapped by one of the waitresses!
"You still don't know when to be silent, do you wizard?" the waitress said.
"Aye miss, I deserved that! I still want those ales though." the yellow scarfed one said.
"...Of course. Coming right up!"
The yellow scarfed man, wearing a one shoulder cloak of raven black feathers over a red & black outfit with hints of chain mail, turned around on his barstool to face the bartender.
"And....how will you be paying for all these ales, good sir?" the bartender asked.
"With these!" the wizard said as he pulled out bright, sparkling gems from his pouch. "Rare gems from the farthest reaches of the land. I hope to fill my pouch with many more before my time here is done!"