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Off The Wall / Re: Birthday Thread~
« on: January 17, 2013, 07:31:13 AM »
Ah, grease burns.  I know you well.  Totally worth the pain for delicious bacon.

Especially thick bacon!  <3

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Off The Wall / Re: Reposted Picture Thread (56K Warning)
« on: January 17, 2013, 07:29:54 AM »
Sounds like chump training to me!

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Off The Wall / Re: Birthday Thread~
« on: January 17, 2013, 07:26:52 AM »
Seriously?

I just hate burns period, plus I can be a bit clumsy so I'm afraid of dropping something.  Doesn't help that a relative of mine had to go to the hospital for 3rd degree burns, though I don't know her that well and I didn't see the result, it kinda imbued the fear in me.

I prefer sausages to bacon.

Well, being scared of being eaten by an oven, with its big gaping oven mouth, would be kinda silly! XD

Burns suck.

Sausages are good as well. But I loves me some Bacon!  owo

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Off The Wall / Re: Birthday Thread~
« on: January 17, 2013, 07:20:04 AM »
The worst and best culprit of cooking burns is definitely bacon. It's so messy and crackley with it's greasy bacon goodness.

Worth everything though!  0v0

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Off The Wall / Re: Birthday Thread~
« on: January 17, 2013, 07:17:50 AM »
And I should probably get over my fear of being burned by the oven.

At least you didn't say eaten by the oven.

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Off The Wall / Re: Birthday Thread~
« on: January 17, 2013, 07:10:18 AM »
Perhaps I can! I also have a great Soup & Stew recipe book. I think you'd really like New Orleans Cajun Chicken & Sausage stew!  8D

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Off The Wall / Re: Birthday Thread~
« on: January 17, 2013, 06:55:26 AM »
Next year I'm driving down and cooking you some Filet Mignon and Lobster!

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Off The Wall / Re: "What's Upsetting You Right Now?"
« on: January 17, 2013, 06:54:50 AM »
Follow it up with a burp

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Fan Creations / Re: The Galaxy of Rockman Perfect Memories
« on: January 16, 2013, 10:45:09 AM »
Awwwww I'm happy you like!  8)

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Fan Creations / GoRPM - Pride of the Ego Saiyans!
« on: January 16, 2013, 10:06:24 AM »
Pride of the Ego Saiyans

Walking along the road heading for Greedo's Cantina, we join Protoman Blues and his protege Sakura...

Sakura - "But why hold my Birthday Party at a Cantina?"

Protoman Blues - "Would you prefer I held it at the Sex Shack?"

Sakura - "...good point."

Protoman Blues - "Besides, Quickie gave me a pretty sweet discount after I promised her that the dear Ninja would buy her some Wii U systems."

Sakura - "That's really generous of Lou."

Protoman Blues - *with a sly smile on his face* "Yes. Yes it is!"

Sakura - "Well we should be there soon enough. Although I'm curious why we're walking instead of just teleporting thereohmygodRANDOMSPARRINGSESSION!" *pulls out Z-Saber and blocks PB's Sword of Omens*

Protoman Blues - "Bravo, young one! Your reflexes have improved immensely." *jumps back while wielding sword* "NOW LET US BEGIN!"

Sakura - *yells out dramatically while charging PB* "HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIII!"

Sakura and PB began their random sparring duel, a duel which PB would always spring on Sakura to test her abilities. Their swords clashed together with immense fury. The two once again jump back away from each other.

Protoman Blues - "Sexcellent, young one. You've memorized my fighting with great efficiency! And your boobs have improved as well!"

Sakura - "Thanks, boss. And your perversionary distraction techniques are useless against me now!"

Protoman Blues - *sniff* "They grow up so fast! HOOOOOOOOO!"

PB once again charges at Sakura, this time using the Sword of Omens to fire a beam of energy. Sakura slashes forward, unleashing an energy slash to counteract the beam. Sakura then dashed forward and used her Raikousen technique in the air with her Z-Saber, sending a trail of lightning towards her egotistical friend. PB had to summon his Blues Shield in order to block it. He also used his Blues Shield to block Sakura's Z-Saber Ryuenjin technique, which she immediately used afterwards. As he struggled to dodge and block her attacks, all he could do was smile and think back to many years ago when he first decided to train her in the ways of the Ego. FLASHBACK...

Protoman Blues - "Hey Sakura. Wanna train under me and become my Egoprentice?"

Younger Sakura - *cute and gleefully* "OKAAAAAAAAY!"

END FLASHBACK. PB launched a Blues Strike at the ground to distract Sakura while he backed off.

Protoman Blues - "Very good, young one. Now lets see how far you've truly come. HAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!"

PB summons his egotastical energy and transforms into an Ego Saiyan. Sakura was surprised by this, as he's never had to transform to fight her before.

Sakura - *thinking to herself* "Oh wow. I must really be improving. Or he's just being a sore douchenugget!"

Protoman Blues - *gets into the Bluesmehameha Strike position* "BLUEEEESS. MEEEEEEEEE. HAAAAAA. MEEEEEE. HAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!" *fires the Bluesmehameha Strike at Sakura*

Sakura stands her ground and puts her Z-Saber in front of her in an attempt to block the attack. As the Bluesmehameha Strike hits her Z-Saber, she is struggling to block it, as it begins forcing her back. Sakura then begins to summon all her strength to try and force back the beam.

Sakura - "No. You've trained me too well. I know I can do this! I CAN WIIIIIIIIIIIN!"

As Sakura fully begins to believe in herself, her eyes glow red and her ego powers grow to new heights. Sakura pushes her ego forward and she uses that new found might to transform herself into an Ego Saiyan. With her new Golden Spiky Hair and stern stoic smile, instead of forcing back the Bluesmehameha Strike, she uses her Z-Saber to perform a Shining Sword Slash Technique on the beam, slicing it and scattering it into multiple beams around her. Afterwards she finishes her technique with a powerful blast of energy towards PB. PB jumps to dodge it, but before he realizes it Sakura is above him and coming down with her Kuuenzan technique. She manages to slice at PB's chest and cut his shirt with several slashes before he knocks her away with his Blues Shield. As they both land, they stare at each other intently.

Protoman Blues - *powers down* "Well done, young one. I knew you had it in you!"

Sakura - *powers down while breathing heavy* "W-Wow...so that's what that feels like..."

Protoman Blues - "No worries. You'll get use to the transformation. And daaaaaamn, you came close to my sexy chest!" *looking down at the slash cuts on his shirt*

Sakura - "I'm sorry!"

Protoman Blues - "Nonsense. You did well. I'm so very proud of you! Besides, I was planning to remove my shirt at your party anyway!"

Sakura just stares at him.

Protoman Blues - "Kidding kidding. But these holes will make for a fun conversation starter! Anyway, you're a Ego Saiyan now. Happy Birthday!"

Sakura - *puzzled* "Wait......THIS was my present?!"

Protoman Blues - "Just one of my gifts to you. I always duel friends and loved ones on their birthday! Why, tomorrow I'm going to fight Quickie!"

Sakura - *sarcastically* "You're so.......giving."

Protoman Blues - *oblivious* "I know I know!" *throws her keys*

Sakura - *catches them* "What are these for?"

Protoman Blues - "YOUR BRAND NEW CONVERTIBLE!"

The next day...

Protoman Blues - *being hit multiple times by Quickie's Infinite Mass Punch* "OW. OW. OW. OWWWWWWWW!"

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Happy Birthday Sakura!  8D

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Forum Games / Re: "What Are You Thinking Now?"
« on: January 16, 2013, 09:41:58 AM »
Is there anything that can be done for that?

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Forum Games / Re: "What Are You Thinking Now?"
« on: January 16, 2013, 09:28:10 AM »
Awwwwww.  :(


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Forum Games / Re: "What Are You Thinking Now?"
« on: January 16, 2013, 09:02:33 AM »
Haha, naaaaaaaah!

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Forum Games / Re: "What Are You Thinking Now?"
« on: January 16, 2013, 08:41:26 AM »


AND PACHIRISU!  0v0

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Off The Wall / Re: Birthday Thread~
« on: January 16, 2013, 07:19:07 AM »
Happy Birthday Quickie! *kisssssssss*

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Forum Games / Re: "What Are You Thinking Now?"
« on: January 16, 2013, 06:49:38 AM »

But you can get Groudon in Emerald too.

True. But he's not on the cover!  8D

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Off The Wall / Re: Models and Figures
« on: January 16, 2013, 06:48:53 AM »
Well Lou got my Fire Rodan & Baby Godzilla from Amazon. And Godzilla I got from Midtown Comics.

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Forum Games / Re: "What Are You Thinking Now?"
« on: January 16, 2013, 06:47:47 AM »
RUBY! PB LOVE GROUDON! ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOARRR!  8D

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Off The Wall / Re: Models and Figures
« on: January 16, 2013, 06:42:13 AM »
I think they're the American version, but I'm not entirely sure.

Needless to say, I need more. MORE. MOOOOOOORREEE!!

*looks at $125 price of King Ghidorah and weeps silently*  ;^;

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Forum Games / Re: "What Are You Thinking Now?"
« on: January 16, 2013, 06:33:41 AM »
That doesn't rhyme! XD

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Forum Games / Re: "What Are You Thinking Now?"
« on: January 16, 2013, 06:30:11 AM »
TURRRRRRRRRRRRN AROUND. LOOK AT WHAT YOU SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEE EEEE EEEEEEE EEEE EEEEE EEEEEEEE EE EE

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Gaming / Re: Pokemon Generation VI: Pokemon X and Pokemon Y
« on: January 16, 2013, 06:15:47 AM »
A fire snake would be awesome as well!

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Gaming / Re: Pokemon Generation VI: Pokemon X and Pokemon Y
« on: January 16, 2013, 06:12:04 AM »


Heh, how about that! Of course, now I cannot wait for the Rabbit one!  0v0

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Forum Games / Re: "What Are You Thinking Now?"
« on: January 16, 2013, 05:58:30 AM »
This would totally make a good comic! XD

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Forum Games / Re: "What Are You Thinking Now?"
« on: January 16, 2013, 05:50:27 AM »
Technically, it's Sith propaganda.  8D

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