Ninja Lou! Use Avalanche!
It is a frosty, cold day in RPM. Both the snow and the spirits are high, even though the temperature's low. However, one grumpy Ninja is just not feeling it at all. Suddenly, a knock on his door.
Ninja Lou - *hears the constant knocking while in bed* "Come around back................wait, I'm not in NYC. Ugh, hang on!"
As he opens the door, Vixy, Quickie, and Fxeni are at his door.
Fxeni - "Did we wake you?"
Ninja Lou - "Yeah, but no worries. You could've called though." *yawns*
Quickie - "We did. Seven times. Plus the constant texts."
Ninja Lou - "Oh hey, look at that. Forgot to charge my phone."
Fxeni - "It's also five. That's PM, not AM, I might add!"
Ninja Lou - "I fail to see a problem here!"
Vixy - "Enough banter. Lou, we need your Ninja skills."
Ninja Lou - *sighs* "What did PB do this time?"
Vixy - "He swiped your rare, platinum diamond tipped shurikens given to you from the Ninjitsu masters of old. You know, the ones with the really nice poison at the tip?"
Quickie - "He also borrowed one of your coveted Highlander replica swords to, and I'm not quite sure why, yell 'THERE CAN BE ONLY RYE' while slicing Rye Bread!"
Fxeni - "Oh, and he gave away all your remaining Flan to us. He insisted we try it and lemme tell you, that [parasitic bomb] is out of this worl..."
Ninja Lou - *interrupts Fxeni* "That son of a...lemme wake up first and then I'll track his ass down and..."
Vixy - *interrupts* " Oh noes, we're not here about that stuff. We need you to join us in glorious snow warfare against Jericho. He hit us all with snowballs, and our honor must be restored!" *sparkles in her eyes while posing triumphantly*
Fxeni - "The plan is this. I've loaded a whole lot of snow into the Fxeppelin's cargo hold. We need you to get him out of his Rump Shaker, either through friendship or your ninja skills. Then, you Ninja Vanish away while we dump an avalanche on him and laugh. We call it, Operation: Laughalanche!"
Quickie - "I'd get him out with my super speed, but running on ice is really not fun!"
Vixy - "So, you in?"
Ninja Lou looks at them all with giant smiles on their coercing faces then closes the door.
Quickie - "Come onnnnnnnnn. We'll let you out of those Wii U contracts."
Ninja Lou - *opens the door* "FOR THE LAST TIME, I NEVER AGREED TO ANY OF THOS...fine I'll do it!"
Hours later at Jericho's Rump Shaker, Ninja Lou has managed to get Jericho outside after a rousing couple matches of Ultimate Marvel vs. Capcom 3
Jericho - "So yeah, I've been practicing a lot in that game!"
Ninja Lou - "I still prefer just two fighters instead of three."
Jericho - "I can understand that. Wait a minute...the Fxeppelin! I SENSE A TRAP! LOU, STAY HERE. I'LL GO INSIDE AND SEE WHAT'S GOING ON!"
Before he can move, Ninja Lou manages to pin Jericho's arms and legs to the ground with ninja weaponry.
Ninja Lou - "HA! Looks like I WIN. Now prepare for the end!"
Jericho - "No. This is wrong. How'd you find out about Operation: Laughalanche?"
Ninja Lou - "They told me you hit them with snowballs. This is just revenge. Standard Ninja-y stuff, you know!"
Jericho - "B-But they told me you hit them with snowballs. That's why I rigged the Rump Shaker's rump shaker to create a rump shaking dampening field which negates teleportation of any kind!"
Ninja Lou - *clenches fist* "PB. THAT SON OF A BITC....wait, how does a robotic shaking ass create a teleportation dampening field? How is that possible?"
Jericho - "It's basic rump science, really. See, the booty movement coincides with the matter transportatio..."
Both of them are hit with the Fxeppelin's payload of snow. Meanwhile, aboard the Fxeppelin.
Protoman Blues - *laughing* "You see, I told you all this would be fun!"
Vixy - "But sweetie, isn't Lou going to be furious when he gets out of there?"
Protoman Blues - "I bought him a few figures to help him get over it. As well as made him his favorite dish. After all, my dear. Revenge is a dish best stopped with Flan!
Quickie - "What about Jericho?"
Protoman Blues - *smirks* "What about Jericho!"
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I miss snow. I want some snow in NYC dammit!
Also, I like the idea of Rump Science. I may explore this in the future!
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