The Agony Of Defeat
We join KoiDrake and Dr. Wily II at KoiDrake's Asteroid A. The A stands for Art.
KoiDrake - *escorting Dr. Wily II to the War Room* "And he invited you here?"
Dr. Wily II - "I'm as shocked as you are. Do you have any idea vhat this is all about?"
KoiDrake - "Yeaaaaaaah, I do. See, PB helped me enter this DarkStalkers contest that Capcom had held on the net. Mind you, I didn't have the highest of hopes. Buuuut PB was determined to win. Well, we didn't. He hasn't left my Asteroid A since. You know, the A stands for Art.
Dr. Wily II - *looking around at all the paintings* "So I see."
KoiDrake - "Hey, can I interest you in this Aile drawing. Might spruce up the old lair a bit!"
Dr. Wily II - *staring intently at Aile painting* "I'll pay ANY price!"
KoiDrake - "I'll have it sent to you. Ah, here we are. The War Room."
Dr. Wily II - "Might I ask, vhy do you have a Var Room?"
KoiDrake - "For War, dummy. You think artists are free from violence? I mean, forgoing the constant drawing requests from people. That's what the Turpentine Serpentine at the front gate was for. Then comes the art battles. The Paint Wars of 03' were a dark time filled with death, blood and the color Purporange. And the layers. THE. LAYERS."
Dr. Wily II - *entering the War Room* "Ooooookay.
Protoman Blues - "Wily II. It's about time you showed up!"
Dr. Wily II - "I vas surprised to get your call!"
Protoman Blues - "Listen Doc. I don't like you. I don't like your stupid coat. And I don't like your use of the letter V. However, Capcom has dared to deny KoiDrake and I victory in this contest. THEY SHALL NOT GO UNPUNISHED!!!!"
Dr. Wily II - *a slight tear in his eye while holding his coat* "Vhat is vrong vith my coat?"
KoiDrake - "Look, PB. It's okay. I didn't expect to win anyway. Let's just put down the blueprin..."
Protoman Blues - *ignoring and interrupting KoiDrake* "So look here, Doc. I have the blueprints to JapCom's headquarters. What I need are a few Robot Masters to help me assault the compound and claim our prize. Perhaps a Hypno Man of some kind to change the contest judges minds."
Dr. Wily II - "....Vhat is vrong vith my coat?"
Protoman Blues - "Or, perhaps a Chrono Man to go back in time to change the vote in the first place! Then we won't need a Hypno Man at all. No wait, we'll still need Hypno Man to ensure to judges make the proper vote. Finally we'll need a..."
Dr. Wily II - *ignoring PB while looking at KoiDrake* "....Seriously, i-is something vrong vith my coat?"
KoiDrake - "It looks fine to me."
Protoman Blues - "...and a Pigeon Man to [parasitic bomb] on their cars! That should cover it. Soon, Koi. Soon we shall have our REVENGE!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"
KoiDrake - *shrugs* "I suppose. Look, I'll be in my studio if you two need me!"
Later, at Dr. Wily's World Domination Station...
Dr. Wily II - "COAT MAN. FRONT AND CENTER!"
CoatMan - "Yes Master!"
Dr. Wily II - "You vill begin designs on a new lab coat for me!"
CoatMan - *curious* "What was wrong with your old coat?"
Dr. Wily II - "SILENCE!"
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PB does not take defeat very well!